Possumeming

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

& you do realize what comes next...(nasty little buggers!)

Possumeming

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Holy Mother of Mothra! WTeverlovin'F!

See, my family HAS contributed to science!

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

I can hear the banjoes in the background!

Dont mind If I do

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

I need a tee-shirt that says that! (Of course, someone would want to feel it with a sharp knee, so maybe not!)

An oldie for you tonight.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

The title alone is so poignant! Alone Again...Naturally. Almost a depressives' theme song! Yeah, I remember this one! Thanks, I guess! LOL

Ed Ames Teaches Johnny Carson to Throw a Tomahawk - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

You do know I'm grabbing this for my Late Night group, right? LOL

Toploader - Dancing in the Moonlight [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

The original release (tho actually recorded by another band in '69!) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_in_the_Moonlight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMc8naeeSS8

I'm here to stay.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

I'm glad!

Spicy meme fresh

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I thought the 'juice' was let out of prison???

I posted this one also somewhere else

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

The same comes into play when they examine their religion. I.e.: they don't!

Yeah, what's that about?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I don't even bother much anymore, I'm either on here, or I'm in bed, wistfully hoping, but realistically reading!

It's a trade secret all mother's learn...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

&, at least in our generation, Dad's, being the 'final' discipline, had that look in spades!

What do you think?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That's actually pretty sad.

It's a citrus thing!?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Reminds me of... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ7U3IEoaqg

Time to make new friends

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Obvious Plant is excellent! Good post!

If he shows up he's an idiot

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

There are a lot of stupid men, & many are stupid over the same thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJRjAHv69NI

Wtf, Allah

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Maybe you'd be better off to switch those around? Just sayin'!

Eric? Bill? Ron? Was this you?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I so wish it was me! That would be an absolute coup!

Drama cat ?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Devious l'il beast! LOL!

This brought back memories....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Sorta like this???

Sounds legit....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Total mood changer!

..get up for the down stroke.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

This'll do it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WOZwwRH6XU

Charming mouse....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Talk to me about this on day 7 or so!

IDGAF level....summer's here.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Both of those things happened years ago!

Trumplings gonna Trump....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I think he's just so used to having a dick in it!

Instagram should be ashamed....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That's me in a corner, that's me in a crushed car, losing circulation...Oh, that was a previous meme. sorry! (& apologies to REM!)

Haters will call this fake news....not me. I believe in Thomas!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Always thought there was something in the water down there!

I have no doubt....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Sure seems like it at times, don't it?

That showed 'em....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Are they hanging out in a dead person's mouth?

Its dat boi

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I'll have you know I've been off the goop for years!

For those who miss MySpace....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I never did mySpace & wouldn't want to be on this dick's list anyway!

I prefer most things without my glasses....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

As long as they aren't 'god' glasses! Now 'beer goggles' have been known to be effective!

Satan has a point....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Ladies! Want to become legends together?!?

Who’s a badass?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Yes, but it may also make you dinner! That sammich ain't gonna do more than whet her appetite!

So wrong - but what a message.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

What if your choking...oh, still don't help the turtles. never mind!

Gee, yeah!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Somebody needs to break it to him that those aren't dogs!

Well, that seems true.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

& at least 2 aces short of a full deck!

What is your Penis name?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Hard Destroyer or Beast Destroyer! Something to live up to, anyway!!!

Things WhitePeople Do

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Almost none of those!!! I guess I'm relieved. I do wear shorts in the winter, but I live in Phoenix, & only around the house & yard, seldom wear shorts out in public even in the summer!

Sexy : :

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Looking for something to respond to this & came up with...(CW!) (surprised it hasn't been taken off yet!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz7Gtu_DTZ8

Let's talk about Sex

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

How much time ya' got?

Can't keep a lid on it

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That lid was lost (smoked) long ago!

Damn gay guys

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Now, try that with a rugby team!

They are pissed

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That'll do it every time!

I'm not conceited

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Two, maybe 3 out of the 6, Ron. You figure out which one's!

Lost in Micky D's

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I wonder how sales would be affected, or if they would be, by posting these all around your local Micky D's???

Last words...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Or, "Of course, I can do this!"

Oh really???

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Address, please!

Good idea when your drunk

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Ladies, it may not be a good idea to give some of our desperate guys ideas!

The teflon man

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

& Hillary was vilified when she called them a "basket of deplorables"!

Warner Brothers Construction

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

He may not now, but he will! Gravity, it's the law!

Indubitably

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I, II!

Superman Saturday

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a man in tights! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G59JnM4JKNQ

Morally speaking

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Of just about any kind! Add the forced marriage of a rape victim to her rapist. The slaughter of whole towns, men, women & children to appease a jealous god. Carrying unto the nth generation a setup sin as an excuse to force fear & worship in billions of people. Homophobia, misogyny, racism, & on & on! As Dawkins said so eloquently...

I found this for sale in a magazine and couldn’t help but make a meme out of it.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Was really never supposed to be Balaam's ass, that was (another) mis-translation. It should have read, Balaam is an ass! Simple editing error! LOL

Recently posted this great but lesser known Hitchens quote in another group, but it should get a lot...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Added to my HitchQuote collection! Thanks!

Supreme rarity

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Mini-Putin! Is it too soon? LOL

Classy WC Fields

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Supposedly that second line was in a movie & the response was supposed to be, "I don't drink water 'cause alcohol kills germs!" He decided to ad lib!

Physics Forever!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Look, Mommy! That man looks like bird droppings now!

I don't knock on your door.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Or beer, bongs & blasphemy!

Why must you do it?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

They follow the dictum of, "Tell a big enough lie long enough,..."

Don't forget to drink some water.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I'm a weed pretending to be a houseplant!

He is not gay!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Wonder what he did to the body afterward?

To be fair, the plate was asking for it.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

TWAt, old ads. If these don''t take you back, nothing will! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLFeqsCaeJ4

And now you know.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

You mean folk lie?!?

Credentials to head the NRA: a lot of international experience.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Is anyone really surprised?

The historical events don't line up

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

& the source... http://theconversation.com/mythbusting-ancient-rome-throwing-christians-to-the-lions-67365

Original sin.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Gee, I wonder why?!? Once one starts thinking at all critically, usually the first thing to go is religion. Even the best & most intelligent apologists have watered down or transformed the original message because of the logical & moral inconsistencies!

From my article, The ABC's of Redneck Culture [ruthlessreviews.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That's yours, bro! Oh, well done and funny as hell!!! Post that sucker! I recommend either "Politics..." or "Silly,..." but wherever you decide to go for it, it needs a wider audience!

That's creepy...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Now what you gonna do?!?

He tried...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Unless you want her to use the same type of needle???

I was at this show! Comedian tells super dark joke - Steve Hofstetter, Phoenix, 3/26/18 ...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

&, yes, this is me they're talking to! Two comedians talk to the same guy - Steve Hofstetter & Brett Druck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-HBjElitzA&lc=z23nxt154kilwhh0jacdp435xeqyd1ls1lp35aikvmtw03c010c

IndirecTV..

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Well, they didn't feel like putting Granny in a care facility, & figured she'd be residing here soon enough, so,...

Good morning?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Sounds more like something a tangerine would say!

Who the fuck is Tom?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That it would take someone 5 minutes to figure what he had ordered for his own sandwich is what's funnier!

English grammar lesson

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Excellent!

Unsolicited

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Better than this one!

What can I say? I like 'em

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Funny, that's not how I remember them. I guess it has been a long time!

Audition For the Part?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Here's my resume...(sends dick pic!)!

Heart and Brain

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

But, do you have big boobs?!?! LOL Actually, that above list is just perfect!

Men vs Women Outdoor Cooking

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I couldn't begin to guess!

What do You Look For in a Man?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Uh, just a good drinkin' buddy, I don't swing that way. Not that there's anything wrong with that!!! LOL

Are Men's Lives Easier?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Pretty much, yeah!

So sad....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Months!

Only 3 things, we don't need a grocery list.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Ski mask, duct tape & hunting knife!

Ok so I tried... moving on.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Yeah, good luck with that! But, just so you know, we like you just the way you are!

Black Sabbath, Emerson Lake and Palmer,Earth Wind and Fire, DeepPurple, Eagles, Seals and ...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I've seen all but Seals & Croft! Saw Black Oak & Black Sabbath on the same bill!

I can name that tune in...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That is such a damn tough choice! It would depend on my mood, & I guess my mood right now is... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJ6teB2IXw&t=0s=PLwNyvN8dcGyotAq8-L_d6wVOeaggwmYFy=5

Part 2. From my funk GarageBand days Circa 1983 or so. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Gotta love that funk!

Little Wing is one of those rare and beautiful songs that tends to sound good no matter who performs...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Or the original! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Vki76x-EU

Little Wing is one of those rare and beautiful songs that tends to sound good no matter who performs...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

& can't forget... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6G53BMgugo

Christmas in May?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

This so embodies what I feel about x-mas. Family & childhood memories! I may put up only a wreath & say that it's for the solstice, but I don't get mad if someone says "Merry Christmas" to me! It's usually meant well, & I'll reserve my snark for other days!

Love me some musicians... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

LOL! I played bass! But, I also sang, so that sorta balanced it out!

Was going to tell a decapitation joke...but didn't want anyone to think I lost my head..

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

This punning of yours is getting worse. I recommend either therapy, a bottle of Jameson's', or a fat spliff!

This is an easy class to pass, please sign up

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

For a lot of the guys that could be worse than being reported! Like a flasher getting nothing as a reaction except laughs!

Terry is like a tribble but only cooler.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I actually have one! About 3" long (no, the trilobite, smart-ass!)!

Damn, forgot the extra rounds

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID-jsd0HGZs

Add to @captnron59 sign collection

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Can you imagine your therapist asking you to make up a story based on this? You'd never get out of the hospital!

I don't mind, as long as the bed isn't leaking

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Throw a damn towel over it & worry about it in the morning!

Is it happy hour yet?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I hope that's a beachside bar! Otherwise the beer cooler top will do just fine!