That's confidence

Insectra comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I'd seen it this way....

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Almost looks like that TSA agent is reaching into his (own) underwear!!!

When you pass out at the party, but have the right shoes on.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Is this the part where they pull out the Sharpies?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@mistymoon77 His whole body will be as red as his face before too long! Honestly, tho, if I ever passed out & I was with "friends" who either let or helped this happen, I think I would "unknow" them swiftly!

Before and after: when using filters on your photos.

Insectra comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I had some fun with the app Artisto and an io moth, a laurel sphinx, and a virgin tiger moth.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

those are great!

Are you about a size 14?

Insectra comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I mean, I know he's got issues but he sounds pretty perfect otherwise.....

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Oh, girl, it's been that long for you, too??!!??

& they got to go & frame it in a heart? Bastards!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

It's crumbling from above...must be some truth in it.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

I couldn't tell if it was crumbling or distant birds. If it is actual falling debris it adds a whole new dimension to this meme!

Mining fb for memes.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Okay, then...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Captnron59 I told @Blindbird, she posts 'possums, I post roadkill!

Besides the bibble itself...

AtheistInNC comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You can tell this is a photoshop. The hands are too big.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

LOL!

& they got to go & frame it in a heart? Bastards!

AtheistInNC comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Looks like an epiglottis

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Not mine! I had UPPP surgery for apnea & now I got no "little hangy down part"! LOL

Who'd a thunk...

Livinlife comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Good grub, good meat, good god lets eat! Oh wait.... lmao

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Damn, woman, let him marinate first!

Boing........

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Well, I've "twanged it" a few times in my life, & it has never made that sound that I know of! Now, I may have at some point in the proceedings, but not my boner!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Rudy1962 I wish the Dems in Congress had some balls!

The Wallflowers - Bringing Down the Horse (full album + lyrics) [youtube.com]

sassygirl3869 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Never heard this band -liked some songs

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

The vocalist is Jakob Dylan, Bob's son!

Us old folks

Coldo comments on Apr 14, 2018:

3 square meals a day,free rent,& as much dope as you can handle.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Captnron59 & the clanking of cell & cell-block doors, the odors of those 5000 other inmates. The guards on their rounds. Waking one up at 5 A.M. or earlier when you won't get breakfast for hours & still won't be let out of your cell. Many prisons have also gone to 2 meals a day, & it's barely edible, you share your cell with twice the people it was designed for if you're not camped in the halls at night & crammed into cells to almost bursting through the day. Yeah, I'd make sure if I went to prison again it would be death-row! & no fuckin' appeals!

Skywatching in Spring 2018: Celestial Events Caught on Camera [space.com]

SheThatB comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Thanks for posting. I got my daughter a telescope for Christmas and we are looking forward to many evenings gazing at the stars.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

I wish at times I didn't live in a city. If I had a telescope now I'd only be able to really use it on my neighbors, & that's frowned upon!

I wish I could put the right half on a dart board

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Pick up almost any news magazine or newspaper, there's bound to be a photo, suitable for target practice of your choice!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Livinlife When I was younger, a friend of mine marketed "Nixon" dart boards he made. Did pretty well for awhile, too!

That's confidence

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

She's just asking for a strip-search!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Rudy1962 I am, too!

Family values!

Mofferatu comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Yeah, but ... a pillar of salt! How cool is that for a killing? Imagine coming back later to chisel a bit of mom to add to the stir fry. Yum.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Margarita glasses!

The most popular Christian hobby.

CaroleKay comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Right, or trolling Athiests...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Yeah, unfortunately, we have them here, too! Being rational & reasonable in one sphere doesn't guarantee one will be in all!

Would you like to live simply?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Is it inappropriate to say I just want to get laid?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Rudy1962 US!

Boing........

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Well, I've "twanged it" a few times in my life, & it has never made that sound that I know of! Now, I may have at some point in the proceedings, but not my boner!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Rudy1962 But, tRump pardoning Scooter Libby makes it clear that if his people do get convicted, as long as they stay mum he'll pardon them!

Boing........

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Well, I've "twanged it" a few times in my life, & it has never made that sound that I know of! Now, I may have at some point in the proceedings, but not my boner!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Rudy1962 I'll admit, I would love to go over all those documents! cohen has been tRumps lawyer for ages, got to be all sorts of good stuff!

Don't know much about history...

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Don't know about geology, don't know much about the french I took, but I do know about science books.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4GLAKEjU4w

Boing........

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Well, I've "twanged it" a few times in my life, & it has never made that sound that I know of! Now, I may have at some point in the proceedings, but not my boner!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Rudy1962 No problem, bro! Now, let me tell you 'bout my taint...LOL!

All hail satanchild

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

If the kid's Irish, just start with Guinness, he'll be there eventually anyhow!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Nickbeee Looks like it worked for you!

Tell us something we don't know!

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I would love to attend an Atheist art gallery or exhibit somewhere. Sit back and watch people's reactions to it. That could lead into some very interesting debates about what is art and how it fuses with reality on religion.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@mistymoon77 Teach them to think critically early on, then let it go from there. No indoctrination needed for the facts!

Breaking the rules!

KKGator comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I'm really bad at doing what I'm told. :D

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@KKGator Well, neither is my...Never mind!

Kitty is feeling frisky

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Is the whip really needed???

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Rudy1962 Must be a 'cat-o-nine-tails'!!!

We're all familiar with the left-hand meme, now we have our own addition! I love this!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Shirt should say truth

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

I've got a similar tee, top line says Facts, "written' with F as the symbol for fluorine, A as an upright compass, C as a microscope, T as a telescope & S as a DNA strand. the Fiction is a bit different from the above, but close!

Just change the date to 2018, & you know the GOP would still hunt his 'supposed' ass down as a ...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 14, 2018:

...or 2019...or 2020.....

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

true dat!

Think much of yourself?

Merrydelight comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Amen

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

That's R'amen! LOL May the sauce be with you!

Democrat Vs. Democrat: The Fight Between Progressives And Centrists... [youtube.com]

vnufall comments on Apr 14, 2018:

We need more progressive Democrats. Centrist Dems really don't want to win.corporate Dems not needed...time to move on.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

I wish I thought a third party would be viable. I'd like to separate from both major parties & leave them to their lobbyists!

No argument there

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You supply the bacon & I'll come over!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I just may hold you to it!

Tell us something we don't know!

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I would love to attend an Atheist art gallery or exhibit somewhere. Sit back and watch people's reactions to it. That could lead into some very interesting debates about what is art and how it fuses with reality on religion.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

School field trips! Expose them young like the theists do!

We've all been there....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

In Junior High my friends and I used to get high a lot. One winter night my buddy and I were smoking outside. We were cold so we snuck into the local health spa. We were also really high. We went into the sauna and were sitting in there wearing our jackets and hats. This student from our high ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Rudy1962 In Memes!!!???!!! maybe Exposure therapy or Aversion therapy, we're sort of the "throw 'em in the deep end & see if they float" type!

Opps wrong plumbing..

LEPeff comments on Apr 14, 2018:

But does she identify as a dog?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

LMAO!

Opps wrong plumbing..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I don't think it was the plumbing that was the problem!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@mistymoon77 Yeah, but he said "she" so that wasn't the problem. He's a speciesist!

Damn flys...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

They are! Turn the whole world into shit!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Captnron59 Flyspecked & shitflecked!

The girls all get prettier at close time!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Girl's got some legs!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Captnron59 It's all the good parts!

Us old folks

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Test me! Go ahead!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Captnron59 I actually only qualify for the last two. I bet you have all three covered, tho!

Another potential avatar for me?

Markus comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I like it. You could also use your profile pic rockin that slainté t-shirt and fedora.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

That's a Guinness fedora, btw!

Think much of yourself?

Markus comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Such humility is truly a product of faith

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Hah!

Just a little something to chew on....

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 14, 2018:

But what kind of bass does it put out? https://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Johnsalterego All those women have killer voices, & I guess they look good, also!!!

Montreal taxing churches... [drop-seeds-not-bombs.com]

HeathenFarmer comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Great first step but they need to tax the entire property not excude the area used for deluded devotions.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Agreed, a first step only, but there is now a foot in the door!

Montreal taxing churches... [drop-seeds-not-bombs.com]

mordant comments on Apr 14, 2018:

This is bass-ackwards. They should tax the parts used for private club activities, just like any other private club. They should only exempt from taxes, the parts used for actual public charity, like running a no-strings-attached soup kitchen or a jobs training program or something. It looks like...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Granted, not perfect legislation, but the door is cracked. I'd like to see all churches treated the same as any other "supposed" non-profit organization & get tax breaks for documented charitable work, & taxed on anything else!

Just a little something to chew on....

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 14, 2018:

But what kind of bass does it put out? https://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

A better version, imo!... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLnZ1NQm2uk

Breaking the rules!

KKGator comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I'm really bad at doing what I'm told. :D

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Don't you dare molest me!!!

Someone is repeating themselves!

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Hey that is deja moo, I posted that a few days ago.. lol

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@LetzGetReal & alliteration, too!

Honestly... WTF?

Captnron59 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

No! Don't need anymore refugees!!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Yeah, like there's no room!

You're welcome....

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Words of wisdom for the day..

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Ha! I wrote mine without looking for others, figures you beat me to it!

We've all been there....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

In Junior High my friends and I used to get high a lot. One winter night my buddy and I were smoking outside. We were cold so we snuck into the local health spa. We were also really high. We went into the sauna and were sitting in there wearing our jackets and hats. This student from our high ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Fascinating story, bro. Please (don't) tell us more! LOL

Just don't go outside....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

This is almost as good as Obvious Plant!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

BTW, stole it & put it right on FB! Thanks, I needed something non-political for a change!

Well what did you think would happen?

AtheistInNC comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Wrap them in big jalepenos

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Oooh! Burn! LOL

Lucky break ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Now, honey, you just sit there while I go for gas, I'll be right back...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Blindbird Such a harsh definition for such an innocent blunder!

Likes me some Neil...

ejbman comments on Apr 14, 2018:

NdGT, my man. Such an awesome guy.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Ain't that the truth!

I hear that stuffs in everything!

Mofferatu comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Many people have died from DHMO.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@ejbman

SpaceX Rocket Is Ready to Launch NASA's Next Planet-Hunting Telescope... [space.com]

HeathenFarmer comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Hope it is a successful launch and they fine more planets.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@HeathenFarmer Agreed! They keep finding the incredible variety of the ways solar systems can actually be arranged, it surprises them & amazes me!

India Just Launched a Navigation Satellite (While Trying to Save Another One)... [space.com]

HeathenFarmer comments on Apr 14, 2018:

India's space program bothers me; it seems to be a waste of resourses in a country where people still starve and millions live in destitution. Why not spend those billions on providing clean drinking water or sewage treatment?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@HeathenFarmer But religion is involved, too, so anything can happen!

Sexy, or somewhat disturbing? [facebook.com]

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

How do they breath? I didn't see any air holes. Looks so constricting. I love yoga & all but that suit is so tight.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

I've never worn one, & don't plan to any time soon, so no clue! It looks like it would be sort of that "hot yoga", I can imagine you sweat up a storm in that!

SpaceX Rocket Is Ready to Launch NASA's Next Planet-Hunting Telescope... [space.com]

HeathenFarmer comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Hope it is a successful launch and they fine more planets.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

always exciting!

India Just Launched a Navigation Satellite (While Trying to Save Another One)... [space.com]

HeathenFarmer comments on Apr 14, 2018:

India's space program bothers me; it seems to be a waste of resourses in a country where people still starve and millions live in destitution. Why not spend those billions on providing clean drinking water or sewage treatment?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

I'm sure, like in the US, that the space program is closely linked to the Defense apparatus. How can they launch nukes to Pakistan without rockets?

Lucky break ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Now, honey, you just sit there while I go for gas, I'll be right back...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Blindbird I'm an old fart with no money & a teasing attitude?

Poor Mark....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Ask Eric, he knows!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Blindbird Actually, it is! I enjoy every minute of it!

Soiled himself.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Ive been in a few accidents. Never pooped but peed myself just a little. TMI?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Blindbird, @mistymoon77 Moi??? You wound me deeply!

Soiled himself.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Ive been in a few accidents. Never pooped but peed myself just a little. TMI?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Blindbird I love you, too! But watch those extra 'w's. 2 is max!

Here's one for the current influx of people on this site looking to have their decision to cheat on ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

BTW, ladies, I really am single (ok, maybe with good reason, but that's for another thread), I have real photos on my profile, I've never claimed to be rich but I do have a very old wealthy uncle (in my dreams), I do have a sense of humor (twisted tho it may be), I don't cheat, even at solitaire (if...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Blindbird Thank you, my dear! You've made my evening!

This Quantum Random Number Generator Can Never Be Hacked... [livescience.com]

HeathenFarmer comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Doesn't look practical for my home computor.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Not for some time, I don't believe, but technology has surprised me before!

Well, here we are folks, Friday Night...The last one is for Eric!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Someone say midnight peanut butter?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Thought you'd like that!

Common sense people...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Ambulance, maybe, but I don't see you listing "police" in almost any circumstance you'd run into!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@EricTrommater Not a relation to the Cheeto in Charge, are you?

I can't even.....

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

what spider, I don't see a spider..

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

LMAO!!!

Here's one for the current influx of people on this site looking to have their decision to cheat on ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

BTW, ladies, I really am single (ok, maybe with good reason, but that's for another thread), I have real photos on my profile, I've never claimed to be rich but I do have a very old wealthy uncle (in my dreams), I do have a sense of humor (twisted tho it may be), I don't cheat, even at solitaire (if...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Blindbird What's really sad, you are the only one who gave that a like. The worst on the post! I thought I'd get a few chuckles from it, but only you! Thanks, dear. A pity like! LOL

Punning polka style!

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

hokey poky... WTF is that anyways..

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@mistymoon77 We can learn together!

& they got to go & frame it in a heart? Bastards!

njoy_life_2 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.....¶o *la la....

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

LOL, save that one for tomorrow night!

So thats what its called

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

& she is an auriferous excavator!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@RavenCT Sorta. It's a start, & now we'll work down from there!

Pirating minds would like to know...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Sorry, they won't throw them 'til they're dead, & now we have to go from a pirate pun to dead prostitute jokes. Totally different thing!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@BeeHappy, Did you notice how that brought @Blindbird right out of the woodwork?!?

Lucky break ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Now, honey, you just sit there while I go for gas, I'll be right back...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Blindbird Uh,...circumstances beyond my control?

Poor Mark....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Ask Eric, he knows!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Blindbird Isn't every day? I know with you every day is pick on Bill day!

Birth Control [telegraph.co.uk]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Not sure what I'm looking at.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@RavenCT If your trying for a romantic picnic on the beach they sure could be!

Works the same for a lot of us guys, too! Except with us its usually beer!

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Or a nice single-malt Scotch...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Johnsalterego Yeah, that stuff is almost as bad as that abomination Jagermeister! And it was popular with the young folk for years! Not as bad as Tide Pods I guess, but not far off! LOL

Millennial life skills....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Great for collecting cat litter & then flinging it at passing cars!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Blindbird Have friendly competitions!

Soiled himself.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Ive been in a few accidents. Never pooped but peed myself just a little. TMI?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Blindbird Really?!? When have you ever seen me be really mean? Teasing & snarky, yes, but mean? You hurt my feelers, girl!

Those that get it Venn diagram...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am, Stuck in the middle.."

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Markus I remember that station from when I lived out there decades ago! Glad it's still around!

Works the same for a lot of us guys, too! Except with us its usually beer!

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Or a nice single-malt Scotch...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Johnsalterego Laphroaig I'll never acquire a taste for!

I can quit anytime!

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Can we refer Eric?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

An intervention!

It must be made out of plastic.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Does not compute, does not compute...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@RavenCT Good title!

Works the same for a lot of us guys, too! Except with us its usually beer!

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Or a nice single-malt Scotch...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Johnsalterego I like some scotches, but many are too 'peaty' for me. Why they make vanilla, chocolate & pistachio!

It must be made out of plastic.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Does not compute, does not compute...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Blindbird We could agree to watch a particular movie on a particular evening & then talk about them later that night or the next day. Just a thought.

So uplifting!

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Yes that will get a girl's heart racing right out the door with those words.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Well, nothing else seems to be working!!!

Works the same for a lot of us guys, too! Except with us its usually beer!

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Or a nice single-malt Scotch...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Or a tumbler of Jameson 18 year old!

Well, here we are folks, Friday Night...The last one is for Eric!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I'll have you know I am having a wild night. Got some root beer float marshmallows and mythbusters reruns. :)

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Just no keepin' you down!

Birth Control [telegraph.co.uk]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Not sure what I'm looking at.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@RavenCT OK, NOW I know what I'm looking at! LOL

DEERFIELD BEACH, Fla.

nvrnuff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I shudder to think about if a kid found it and shot them self or someone else.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@kmdskit3 Kids do find them, see my list below!

Punning polka style!

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

hokey poky... WTF is that anyways..

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

A very kinky chapter in the Kama Sutra! You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out & it goes on from there!!! Only for the more advanced student!

Or start a fire

Captnron59 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

In the line of ? By the way @mistymoon77 I'm digging that new pic your sporting. JS

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

I wholeheartedly agree & should have said something sooner! Kudos!

Rama lama ding don

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I miss this strip!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@matthew1954 Thanks!

Just because it's new, doesn't make it better....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Animism over mineralism, it's that age-old argument, just wait until the veganists get involved! Few kumquats are very sexy lain beneath a zucchini plant's dojo.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Captnron59 But not too bad a "vegatable" sentence off the top of my head! The fox/dog one is animal, the Sphinx/quartz is mineral, so,...I got kumquat/zucchini!

Just because it's new, doesn't make it better....

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I think the original also had something to do with the keys being close together, so you could tell if the typewriter was jamming too? And Damn, how did I get old enough to know that...?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

QWERTY, bro! I know the feeling!

Just because it's new, doesn't make it better....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Animism over mineralism, it's that age-old argument, just wait until the veganists get involved! Few kumquats are very sexy lain beneath a zucchini plant's dojo.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Captnron59 Or, not enough. Yeah, that's definitely it, not enough! Figure, I've had 3 beers in 6 hours, no weed, no pain meds & I'm like this. Think how much fun if I was stoned!

Flat Earthers - Hail your new Sun!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Or a Star of David or Crescent & Star if you live in the Middle East.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Captnron59 I think I see!

Help end homelessness. Adopt a kittay!

BeeHappy comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I'd love to get a friend for my girl but...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@BeeHappy

Definitely fits on the "Happiness".

RavenCT comments on Apr 13, 2018:

IgNobel award coming right up. Though I immediately understood the premise.... lol

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Cheers! Or in this case, "Slainte!"

Help end homelessness. Adopt a kittay!

BeeHappy comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I'd love to get a friend for my girl but...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@BeeHappy Just stickin' up for you, girlfriend!