I am totally against this kind of murder.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Should only be used for passive restraints & fuzzy slippers! Priorities, people!

What about his dreams?

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

But I bet he invested wisely!

Probably posted in past but still funny.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Try some non-fiction for a change!

It took me forever to figure this out.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Nothing is perfect, ever, anywhere. But it can be damn fine!

God or Bacon? I know what I've chosen!

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Ah, bacon, the candy of meat!

This meme has more wisdom than most religious quotes.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

The ghetto 'Golden Rule'!

Happy trails!

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I think I have a few ideas...

My secret!

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Yes, but we know you have other mental problems, so we compensate!

Yes and yes

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Whenever it's offered sex!

Your mom is so...

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

One of the most polite 'yo' mama' jokes ever! So, of course, I'm gonna ruin that...

I think I'll pass

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I will if you will!

I'm hoping that's a typo.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Somebody is bad at anatomy! Or, that's the current state of sex-ed!

Say what???

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I didn't know there was a market for it!

Warning: Don't look at this until you've swallowed that mouthful of coffee.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

OMDog! LOL! Don't do it!

When you have that Pete Rose feeling

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Not gonna help him any, & it really is a shame 'cause he was one of the best!

When the dangers of proselytizing are more obvious.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Figures he wouldn't do it when the lights were still up!

What ends up happening when you examine religion or politics in any depth.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

The 'wizards' may be as well dressed, but the special effects aren't even that good!

Apparently, it is now full.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Well, there was this island girl I met a number of years ago, & it was so easy to disappear in her....

Safe sex is important.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Or run away!

Rock out with your ...

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Gotta love the name of the site, too!

That's it is must have been one drunk concert.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I wonder how long it took her to notice?

Oh well, too bad, so sad.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Naw, but it usually makes me laugh!

Era: 'Like An Asteroid Headed To The Earth, But It’s Shaped Like A Penis' [crooksandliars.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Good post! Thanks & keep it up!

Hi, I just joined the group.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Be welcome!

You're cool finger guns

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

You got a winner! Tight & clueless!

Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levee was Dry

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

That song is SO insipid!

What is up with this?

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

"In Case of Emergency, Fuck Off!"

I don't think he put that there himself.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Funnier & much safer than a "Kick Me"!

This made me laugh.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

It's not alone!

Clever....

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

That is so damn good!

@capthron59.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

TRump needs to hire him immediately!

Trumperberg!

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Zuckerump!

It really is my circus

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Who, me???

Snoopy and Charlie Brown

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Only way to look at it!

Charlie Brown

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Only way to look at it!

Hi all I am new and have some sites for you guys ,,, ctv.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Thanks for the info!

The increase in poverty and homelessness.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

This doesn't answer your question, exactly, but it's how I feel, often,... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdEQkRq_xrw & this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Z8H-lxNiA

So I know I shouldn’t feel bitter and depressed, but I do.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Hang in there, my friend! You do have friends here, even if we're not there!

Hey Ty,45 here.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

This is a good group, but there are others. Find ones that reflect your interests, but don't neglect the categories the site has set up for a more general audience. Post, comment & enjoy! Welcome!

The world is not what it seems.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Get ready! Under this administration watch for the return of debtor's prisons!

Well my car is toast

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I wish I could have done more, but I did also post on FB, tho I don't have many followers, maybe it will help! You will get through this!

Is anyone going to see Sam and Damasio this week?

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Saw Harris & Dillahunty here in Phoenix. Krause was scheduled but,...well that news had just broke, so,...I'd see either of them again.

I used to go to group called "philosophy in pubs" but it was always too deep at the bar

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I think it's getting a bit deep here! LOL

Local hospital warning...

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

I am skeptic

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

No bra-a-a-inzzz!

Tickle me Elmo

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Still one of my fav skits with her (can you guess why?!?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSejBIlXVA

Greek or French for dinner tonight?

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Or at least a great appetizer!

Shit you find on reddit ....

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Don't stop believin'! The sooner you do pass on the less the odds that your genes will! & I love that "consuming antibodies"!!! Such health & biology knowledge!!! I actually think this may be a rabit mutant!

This gave me a chuckle.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Should have saved that poetry for Valentine's Day!

We the people of meme's r us

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Well, that, & I'm a smartass, too!

Well okay....

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I'll even stay for breakfast if you're offering!

My motto......

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Just do what the members or the tRump administration do, " I don't remember, I can't recall, I have no memory of anything at all!"

Other people's kids

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

When I get tired of it I just set loose the hounds!

It's just lonely

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I won't even ask what kind of circle, I'm not a jerk!

Me farming points. :D

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

That ain't farming, that's hoarding! Farming stops no one else from planting their own fields!

A cat walks into a bar...

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

But it's for science...

I mean, I've known a couple dogs named bear but this is a new one.[independent.co.uk]

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I couldn't bear to watch the whole thing!

oldpeople

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Always loved the first 3, the last I may have to do with my Mom's pretty soon!

Happy Mother's day! Don't drop your baby!

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Mother's Day in Dankville!

A virgin my ass!

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

& Maury opens the envelope, "Joseph, you are not the father! Suleiman Pasha, you are!"

Anyone feeling a bit of a draft?

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Looks like a hell of a case of epididymitis!

Hi everyone, May I please make an announcement here in your group?

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Also, just in case you didn't know, there is already a Classical Music group formed! Just an FYI.

Hi everyone, May I please make an announcement here in your group?

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Not as much opera, admittedly, but a lot of classical! I'm in!

Man's walking on the beach and finds a brass lamp.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Yep, so it has ever been!

Something gentle to close the weekend with. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Smooooth!

Viking sunstone = optical calcite.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

BTW, Thanks for posting! I welcome submissions from everyone!

Cleaning up

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Couldn't help it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM

How does this group feel about requirements for membership going forward?

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

I just barely make the cut-off. I may not belong here, I'm too inclusive, maybe, for this group. Let me know.

Art knows no bounds

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

See! I told you they were out there!

Viking sunstone = optical calcite.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Calcite: The Miracle Mineral of the History of Polarization https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_w00mgJzd0 Double Refraction in Calcite.wmv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoZar-gCj3E Just as long as you're not going for the "healing" properties!!!

And more truth

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

It used to be the television, now,...

Stats show the poorest least educated vote Republican and obviously since Herr Trump talks at a ...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Can't be real or the kid would be packing, too!

Every now and then I see a glimmer of hope.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

That is so heartening! Kudos to the waiter & kudos to those kids!!! & kudos to you for posting this!

Reading through these posts makes me wonder what I have to complain about.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

All we can ever do!

That look...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Gotta be a problem!!! LOLOL!

Well... I couldn't help it

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Huh, what did you say....uh, yeah! me too!!! The very same with this one!

Mermaid spotted

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Oh, that is wicked! Love it!

My job.......

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Ron, organize the cows & go on strike!

If.....a very big word

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Or, maybe just a razor blade??? LOL Get two uses out of it!

Another interesting sign

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Well, no fine print there, anyway!

As long as we're clear.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

I believe the phrase is...WTF???

Is that a queef?

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

That is the definition, I believe! Never knew they had bottled it!

Fake, but still funny to try to imagine.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Especially if it was THIS Lee Marvin! (btw, I loved this movie!)

I can math.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

The idiot even put '365' at the top!!! Now double it every day & in just a month you get...

Scooby Doo aids skeptical thinking ability of children...Maybe

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Tho correct, I'll still pass. If I'm to watch animation it'll probably be The Simpsons (tho slipping) or South Park (ditto). Minchin is great, tho!

Now look what you did

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Honest, I have little control over it! & I now wonder whether this will get zapped, too! Who are the damn prudes that are complaining?!? Leave & form your own damn group!

Part of the Precipitate ...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

@Nickbee, did they pull your paper bag meme??? I already sent a to @!!!

Part of the Precipitate ...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Love me some science/nerd memes!

LMAO... moving on...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

LMAO!!!

1) You know you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Yep, now we are losing w h y, too! Saw this on two of my posts/comments (& #2 here). I went back & fixed, will have to make sure they stay fixed! @???

Thank u mr skeltal

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Must be lactose-intolerant, it goes right through him!

Hey, whatever works.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

That's gonna leave a mark!!! LOL

Welcome to another episode of Florida Man!

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Oh, I'm sure he'll be joining them now! Dimwit!

At first I thought...but no.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

LOL! Me, too! When you look at this in the collection to the right, it sure does seem that way! I guess point of view is everything!

So...for pedophiles?

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Is it run by priests?

I'll take Jim's over the other any day!

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Let's make an afternoon of it, I mean, they've got food, too! LOL Gotta love that juxtapositioning, tho!

The world is too cosmopolitan to continue acting tribally.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Holy shit! You're that HolyKoolaid! Welcome, bro! don't you post your stuff here, too! Or at least some of it! (I do!!!) Great to have you here! I love your YT site & visit often, & yes, I'm subscribed!

The world is too cosmopolitan to continue acting tribally.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

True! Excellent! & stolen!

Happy multi-tasking Mom's day

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Ain't that the truth! Hooray for all the "real" Mom's out there!

Nurses ruin all the fun

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

If you start a job you've got to finish it!