Nothing sexy here..

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

& the first rec took out what teeth the meth left me!

Opening question to set that first impression.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

That's you ladies should only accept dates from this site! One less thing to fret over! (Plus, we've already figured out how nuts y'all are, so that's out of the way, too!)

Fixed that problem!

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

& it ain't like you wouldn't have warned 'em! Red vest & all!

Come on! Give mom a break!

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

I will surely do the first but can make no guarantees about the second!

[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Good post! I'm reposting in my group, hope you don't mind!

A friend asked me one day, "Do you ever have difficulty breathing when you wake up?

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Anyone with cats, & even often with dogs, will totally get this!

I don't think this will end well

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Always good to share the blame!

He's getting discouraged :(

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Sure! It's Bar-B-Que season!

与其实施后期末会对了

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Who'll take the cleaner with the skinny legs? (old R & B reference) ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sdib6gd190

Always be prepared. Always.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Just because you're paranoid...

He fits right in....another blood sucking parasite....but he doesn't glitter in the sunlight....

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

But, I bet he does activate a Geiger counter!

One Race the Human Race ,,, good n bad in all

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Good one!

Psychic Challenge

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

This guy is an inspiration!

If you get this joke, you have a dirty mind.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

So sweet, he has her best interests at heart!

I stand with science!

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Pie-in-the-sky wishful thinking vs the incremental labor-intensive discovery of fact. I, also, stand with science! It's the harder road but gives us the best chance we know of to figure out what really is!

It’s not healthy! Or labeling is important. ?

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Truth in Labeling!

To all our lovely mother's

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

To all our lovely Mothers & the rest of you mothers, too!

Keeping it classy

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

has that Classical Roman sound, Gangbang has that 'under the bleachers' sound! My bedroom, however, has that 'empty echo' sound! So whichever you choose, I don't want to hear about it!

It's in Sensurround

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Now that's a good pick-up line as you near closing time!

Cat Traps pt 15: This was a temporary trap, which I only used for a short time.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Yes, please continue! I find I look forward to these!

Did something bad that happened to you as a child turn you away from religion

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Well, many things, good & bad happened to me as a child, but none of it had anything to do with my atheism. I loved Science Fiction & Fantasy (still do), but I early on realized the difference between fiction & fact, or at least reality! Tho I didn't become active for years I just stopped believing the "story". It made no sense to me. The actions of the nuns & priests in Catholic school didn't help bolster their claims, either, but that is not what led to my unbelief. I just could not reconcile the narrative with what I observed, & the more I observed & the more I learned, about anything, the more this was so.

The World's Biggest Is Coming Up, The Late Show ://[www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO9cGfwQggg]

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Can I count on all of you to attend? LOL!!!

And on the continent...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Where will this fool lead this country before he is finally indicted? C'mon, it's Mueller time!

One of my all-time favorite music videos. ? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

No seniors were (really) harmed in the making of this video!

Possumeming

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

& you do realize what comes next...(nasty little buggers!)

Possumeming

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Holy Mother of Mothra! WTeverlovin'F!

See, my family HAS contributed to science!

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

I can hear the banjoes in the background!

Dont mind If I do

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

I need a tee-shirt that says that! (Of course, someone would want to feel it with a sharp knee, so maybe not!)

An oldie for you tonight.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

The title alone is so poignant! Alone Again...Naturally. Almost a depressives' theme song! Yeah, I remember this one! Thanks, I guess! LOL

Ed Ames Teaches Johnny Carson to Throw a Tomahawk - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

You do know I'm grabbing this for my Late Night group, right? LOL

Toploader - Dancing in the Moonlight [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

The original release (tho actually recorded by another band in '69!) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_in_the_Moonlight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMc8naeeSS8

I'm here to stay.

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

I'm glad!

Spicy meme fresh

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I thought the 'juice' was let out of prison???

I posted this one also somewhere else

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

The same comes into play when they examine their religion. I.e.: they don't!

Yeah, what's that about?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I don't even bother much anymore, I'm either on here, or I'm in bed, wistfully hoping, but realistically reading!

It's a trade secret all mother's learn...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

&, at least in our generation, Dad's, being the 'final' discipline, had that look in spades!

What do you think?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That's actually pretty sad.

It's a citrus thing!?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Reminds me of... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ7U3IEoaqg

Time to make new friends

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Obvious Plant is excellent! Good post!

If he shows up he's an idiot

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

There are a lot of stupid men, & many are stupid over the same thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJRjAHv69NI

Wtf, Allah

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Maybe you'd be better off to switch those around? Just sayin'!

Eric? Bill? Ron? Was this you?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I so wish it was me! That would be an absolute coup!

Drama cat ?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Devious l'il beast! LOL!

This brought back memories....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Sorta like this???

Sounds legit....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Total mood changer!

..get up for the down stroke.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

This'll do it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WOZwwRH6XU

Charming mouse....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Talk to me about this on day 7 or so!

IDGAF level....summer's here.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Both of those things happened years ago!

Trumplings gonna Trump....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I think he's just so used to having a dick in it!

Instagram should be ashamed....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That's me in a corner, that's me in a crushed car, losing circulation...Oh, that was a previous meme. sorry! (& apologies to REM!)

Haters will call this fake news....not me. I believe in Thomas!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Always thought there was something in the water down there!

I have no doubt....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Sure seems like it at times, don't it?

That showed 'em....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Are they hanging out in a dead person's mouth?

Its dat boi

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I'll have you know I've been off the goop for years!

For those who miss MySpace....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I never did mySpace & wouldn't want to be on this dick's list anyway!

I prefer most things without my glasses....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

As long as they aren't 'god' glasses! Now 'beer goggles' have been known to be effective!

Satan has a point....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Ladies! Want to become legends together?!?

Who’s a badass?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Yes, but it may also make you dinner! That sammich ain't gonna do more than whet her appetite!

So wrong - but what a message.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

What if your choking...oh, still don't help the turtles. never mind!

Gee, yeah!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Somebody needs to break it to him that those aren't dogs!

Well, that seems true.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

& at least 2 aces short of a full deck!

What is your Penis name?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Hard Destroyer or Beast Destroyer! Something to live up to, anyway!!!

Things WhitePeople Do

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Almost none of those!!! I guess I'm relieved. I do wear shorts in the winter, but I live in Phoenix, & only around the house & yard, seldom wear shorts out in public even in the summer!

Sexy : :

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Looking for something to respond to this & came up with...(CW!) (surprised it hasn't been taken off yet!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz7Gtu_DTZ8

Let's talk about Sex

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

How much time ya' got?

Can't keep a lid on it

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That lid was lost (smoked) long ago!

Damn gay guys

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Now, try that with a rugby team!

They are pissed

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That'll do it every time!

I'm not conceited

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Two, maybe 3 out of the 6, Ron. You figure out which one's!

Lost in Micky D's

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I wonder how sales would be affected, or if they would be, by posting these all around your local Micky D's???

Last words...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Or, "Of course, I can do this!"

Oh really???

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Address, please!

Good idea when your drunk

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Ladies, it may not be a good idea to give some of our desperate guys ideas!

The teflon man

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

& Hillary was vilified when she called them a "basket of deplorables"!

Warner Brothers Construction

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

He may not now, but he will! Gravity, it's the law!

Indubitably

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I, II!

Superman Saturday

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a man in tights! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G59JnM4JKNQ

Morally speaking

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Of just about any kind! Add the forced marriage of a rape victim to her rapist. The slaughter of whole towns, men, women & children to appease a jealous god. Carrying unto the nth generation a setup sin as an excuse to force fear & worship in billions of people. Homophobia, misogyny, racism, & on & on! As Dawkins said so eloquently...

I found this for sale in a magazine and couldn’t help but make a meme out of it.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Was really never supposed to be Balaam's ass, that was (another) mis-translation. It should have read, Balaam is an ass! Simple editing error! LOL

Recently posted this great but lesser known Hitchens quote in another group, but it should get a lot...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Added to my HitchQuote collection! Thanks!

Supreme rarity

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Mini-Putin! Is it too soon? LOL

Classy WC Fields

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Supposedly that second line was in a movie & the response was supposed to be, "I don't drink water 'cause alcohol kills germs!" He decided to ad lib!

Physics Forever!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Look, Mommy! That man looks like bird droppings now!

I don't knock on your door.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Or beer, bongs & blasphemy!

Why must you do it?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

They follow the dictum of, "Tell a big enough lie long enough,..."

Don't forget to drink some water.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I'm a weed pretending to be a houseplant!

He is not gay!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Wonder what he did to the body afterward?

To be fair, the plate was asking for it.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

TWAt, old ads. If these don''t take you back, nothing will! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLFeqsCaeJ4

And now you know.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

You mean folk lie?!?

Credentials to head the NRA: a lot of international experience.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Is anyone really surprised?

The historical events don't line up

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

& the source... http://theconversation.com/mythbusting-ancient-rome-throwing-christians-to-the-lions-67365

Original sin.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Gee, I wonder why?!? Once one starts thinking at all critically, usually the first thing to go is religion. Even the best & most intelligent apologists have watered down or transformed the original message because of the logical & moral inconsistencies!

From my article, The ABC's of Redneck Culture [ruthlessreviews.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That's yours, bro! Oh, well done and funny as hell!!! Post that sucker! I recommend either "Politics..." or "Silly,..." but wherever you decide to go for it, it needs a wider audience!

That's creepy...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Now what you gonna do?!?

He tried...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Unless you want her to use the same type of needle???

I was at this show! Comedian tells super dark joke - Steve Hofstetter, Phoenix, 3/26/18 ...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

&, yes, this is me they're talking to! Two comedians talk to the same guy - Steve Hofstetter & Brett Druck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-HBjElitzA&lc=z23nxt154kilwhh0jacdp435xeqyd1ls1lp35aikvmtw03c010c

IndirecTV..

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Well, they didn't feel like putting Granny in a care facility, & figured she'd be residing here soon enough, so,...

Good morning?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Sounds more like something a tangerine would say!

Who the fuck is Tom?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That it would take someone 5 minutes to figure what he had ordered for his own sandwich is what's funnier!

English grammar lesson

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Excellent!