Unsolicited

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Better than this one!

What can I say? I like 'em

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Funny, that's not how I remember them. I guess it has been a long time!

Audition For the Part?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Here's my resume...(sends dick pic!)!

Heart and Brain

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

But, do you have big boobs?!?! LOL Actually, that above list is just perfect!

Men vs Women Outdoor Cooking

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I couldn't begin to guess!

What do You Look For in a Man?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Uh, just a good drinkin' buddy, I don't swing that way. Not that there's anything wrong with that!!! LOL

Are Men's Lives Easier?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Pretty much, yeah!

So sad....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Months!

Only 3 things, we don't need a grocery list.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Ski mask, duct tape & hunting knife!

Ok so I tried... moving on.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Yeah, good luck with that! But, just so you know, we like you just the way you are!

Black Sabbath, Emerson Lake and Palmer,Earth Wind and Fire, DeepPurple, Eagles, Seals and ...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I've seen all but Seals & Croft! Saw Black Oak & Black Sabbath on the same bill!

I can name that tune in...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That is such a damn tough choice! It would depend on my mood, & I guess my mood right now is... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJ6teB2IXw&t=0s=PLwNyvN8dcGyotAq8-L_d6wVOeaggwmYFy=5

Part 2. From my funk GarageBand days Circa 1983 or so. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Gotta love that funk!

Little Wing is one of those rare and beautiful songs that tends to sound good no matter who performs...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Or the original! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Vki76x-EU

Little Wing is one of those rare and beautiful songs that tends to sound good no matter who performs...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

& can't forget... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6G53BMgugo

Christmas in May?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

This so embodies what I feel about x-mas. Family & childhood memories! I may put up only a wreath & say that it's for the solstice, but I don't get mad if someone says "Merry Christmas" to me! It's usually meant well, & I'll reserve my snark for other days!

Love me some musicians... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

LOL! I played bass! But, I also sang, so that sorta balanced it out!

Was going to tell a decapitation joke...but didn't want anyone to think I lost my head..

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

This punning of yours is getting worse. I recommend either therapy, a bottle of Jameson's', or a fat spliff!

This is an easy class to pass, please sign up

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

For a lot of the guys that could be worse than being reported! Like a flasher getting nothing as a reaction except laughs!

Terry is like a tribble but only cooler.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I actually have one! About 3" long (no, the trilobite, smart-ass!)!

Damn, forgot the extra rounds

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID-jsd0HGZs

Add to @captnron59 sign collection

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Can you imagine your therapist asking you to make up a story based on this? You'd never get out of the hospital!

I don't mind, as long as the bed isn't leaking

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Throw a damn towel over it & worry about it in the morning!

Is it happy hour yet?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I hope that's a beachside bar! Otherwise the beer cooler top will do just fine!

Well.. I warned you I was dirty-minded....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

On my honor to put two in the pink, one in the stink!

Damnit.. not again!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Better get on that horse & ride, buckaroo! Catch your breath with some extended foreplay, but then it's encore time!

I never fucking cuss

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

True, dat!

Haters will hate

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Good one!

Good ole Peta strikes again

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

PETA, embracing nonsense & anthropomorphology since whenever the hell they were formed!

Relaxing time

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

You after any day at work! Or, your day off! Or, first thing in the morning! Or,...

Wear that sucker

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

If the foo shits & all that!

I've always wondered

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

How much does tRump weigh?

This was playing in my head when I awoke this morning: Elvis Presley-Jailhouse Rock [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I do hope you're not prescient!!! LOL

My lipstick plant and my cat miss.behaven

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

What lovely & unusual eyes! Are those the true color or is that a consequence of the photo?

I'm afraid tRumps damage may not be easily fixed.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

So damn true, all because of jealousy & spite! & to make he & his cronies even more money from the American people!

Good luck with this new site , and welcome back Pluto

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I thank you & Pluto thanks you! Tho Pluto joining the ranks again is still problematic, & I'm honestly of two minds about it!

Punny AND crude? Ideal.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYtCIy6hPGM

Also me today.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Also me almost every day! Damn, I love 'em!

Homophones?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Who you callin' homo?!? LOL

I mean, I've heard of trashy style, but this...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Does really tempt you to just grab it there, doesn't it? & take it to the curb!

My sex life is....

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I am on a PC, & it says ????? Or, more accurately,hhhhhhhhh!

A fella needs a hobby!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

No, I don't want to be shot!

Counting the days...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Even if he does one right thing he ruins it. Gets the prisoners released from N. Korea, compliments Kim Jong-Un for letting them go! Not just a simple, thanks, you did the right thing, but says how 'well' they were treated!!! What a fuckin' maroon!

I have been wondering...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

You don't have to be faster than the spermicide necessarily, just faster than the other sperm!

Those vape pens ate getting pretty powerful

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Gotta get a good cloud!

This explains a lot about me.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

But, you're alive to enjoy them!

What was your first time like?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

13 years old, '67, 'Nam trip weed, concert at the University of PA, all sorts of older girls with no bras dancing their asses off, so happy just to be alive!

Don't they understand that there are other things I need to do?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I'll take care of all this stuff later, trust me!

The true test of patriotism!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

& I so hope you don't go back!

Understanding animals.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Just because cats don't give a fuck doesn't mean dogs are smarter. Except for this one idiot wandering around right now. This one is crazy & dumber than a box of rocks!

Seems dangerous

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I know that street!

Improvise, adapt, and overcome!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Better than an on-line Sear's catalog!

Ohhh fuck the ducks

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

You fowl fucker!

Sorry Harry, I'm changing sides.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LhCd1W2V0Q

Sorry Harry, I'm changing sides.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Nice tie!

Tame memes that are kind of funny

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Very tame for you, Rudy! But not bad! The first is nice, the second happens all too often, no matter how I set that dang thing in there!

Damn Dirty Apes

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I saw Mommy & Daddy doing just that the other day! They said they were looking for fleas!

Just be happy you are not this guy.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

But, don't feel too bad, you still have your stupidity!

Monuments and more with BenCarson

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I think he operated on his own brain! Blindfolded!

Asking for a friend

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Just hum it. If the shoe fits, they won't get the reference anyway!

Oooh man!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Is that where craft beer comes from?

Some people...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Just as useless, impossible & frustrating!

Yes, it's just like that.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

That snake must've stolen Ron's weed!

I’m a huge fan of dinosaurs , I even admin a group that roasts/torments a group called Christians ...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Sure, as far as I'm concerned. I mention this one on FB & YT all the time!

Always look on the bright side of life.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Wasn't the way I hoped it would end, but is the way I expect it to!

LiveLongAndProsper

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

I don't get shit done at home anymore.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Help, I'm a prisoner in Memes R Us! Send more memes!

Oh crap...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Can't even bake brownies!

It's 420 now

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

You got a million of them! Good work!

Close enough to 420 where I'm at, time to roll out some memes!

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

It's always 4/20 someplace! Oh, wait, that's 5:00, well same concept!

No Kitty!! Damnit!

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Aw, a gift!

Marriage...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Gotta love the deep communication!

Yep, that's Kim.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Ma'am, I AM the manager!

Got a good laugh out of this.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Love it!!!

I knew saving memes on my phone would be useful one day

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

LMFAO!!! Oh, double-snap!

[youtu.be] Hey guys what about old movies?

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Lots of great older movies, I'm all for it!

Daaad, you need to get back to work.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

She is lucky, & so are you!

This may be interesting! I'll start, freshly sharpened pencils! Hey, don't judge me!

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Somebody say me!

Damn menopause

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Nope, not going there! LOL

I know it’s been posted before, but the puns are fun

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Of course, he was in another district, you don't shit in your own backyard!

It's getting shittier by the moment

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

That or a revamp of Duck Dynasty!

I hope so...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I've never even tried to shove my sak in!!??!! I've gone sak deep, but, otherwise...

Damnit Robin

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Don't I know it! (Long story about an arrest in IL many moons ago!!!!)

And some more...my stereo

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I'd say my pecker, but only I use it right now! I do have some sports coats, ties & books that have a bit of history!

Okay...go.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Just my computer screen!

Somebody needs to more attention to their handwriting.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Could be a reason!

Here's one for @

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Yeah, at times it seems that admin is like the one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest!

I fell for it.....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

LOL, so did I! But, just wait until the effects of the Orange-one squashing the Iran deal take over!

When you give up on adulting.....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I'll put my standard answer to the 'adulting' question here...

She's right, you know...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I predict a long and healthy relationship for these two...with other people!

Protesting at Hooters....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

If you've got it & want to, flaunt it. I appreciate beauty in all its forms!

Windows be like.....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Did you just go through that yesterday, too?

Whiny Catholic...who wore it better?

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Get over it, Vatican, how many cultures did you help wipe out!

Humor or Not

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Circa 1965, I'm guessing?

Bedroom Chat

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

She does now!

CW!...yet another Cosby meme.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Roofie-rum, the new Puddin'-pop flavor!

This kid has a good point.....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Another one bites the dust! It's a shame, too, the guy is talented, but won't be bookable for quite a while, if ever!

Fancy shmancy.....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

To whom do you refer?

I thought Chevy was the one that was "like a rock?"

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Even if I did, I don't think I'd tell him!

I this one"people are infinitely weird".

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

& I think 'infinitely' is the correct modifier, too!