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Kind of stupid Meme but slow night
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Rudy, as far as I'm concerned you've already hit a Home Run! That Grammar Nazi meme still has me laughing! & my FB alerts are going crazy! You are a hit! Well, I am, as I didn't credit you, but I'll always remember the little people who helped me when I was starting out! LOL!
Cause then you don't pee all over the floor
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I'm so glad, 'cause I have a bit of a lean to the left! (Yes, I'm right-handed!)
Miscommunication
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I'm sure little Becky won't mind!
Oopsy Daisy
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Wa-a-a-ay too wet!
Might be confused
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
No wonder they walk so awkwardly!
Never know for sure what's in the ingredients
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Or the similar meme with Carlton Heston from Soylent Green! This is definitely more current!
Rare time a grammar nazi is having fun
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I laughed out loud at least four times! That is incredible!! Oh, thanks, Rudy!!!
They don't make kid games like they used to
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Well,...I started playing that game in the mid-'70's. Granted I wasn't quite that young, I just smoked pot at that age, but still!
You're on a long flight next to a believer who wants to talk deeply about their faith/proselytize.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Really depends on the individual. Is any real conversation possible? Are they so far gone only satire & depravity will shut them up? Are they just so boring that a coma is preferable? Decisions, decisions!!!
Oh the irony
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
& I don't think men lie with men in quite the same way as men lie with women. Just sayin'!
Don't look now
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
& let's see the snowflakes come out again!!!
Try whut?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
If you insist!
Today's word is Shiny :D
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VB5aBkRI7w
Today's word is Shiny :D
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Ok, ok, ya' like bling!
Going down, down, down, down, down, with JJ Cale and Leon Russell. [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Two greats!
Gema ? and bug ?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Such a great picture!
Palindrome
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Either way, it's got "boob"!!!
This morning I was dropping off my teenage son at the airport.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Mushy ain't a bad thing!
I was looking for a dog thing.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Claw trimmer? Bet it's Chinese manufacture, some of the errors on the packaging can be just hilarious! Especially the products you pick up at a dollar store!
Can this be real?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Yeah. I play only so many computer games. (Fallout: New Vegas rules! LOL), so even I had to think for a second. I've never played this. Or any of the Mario ones. I like RPG's. Some may not know at all! I am more surprised about the younger (seeming) one not getting it, & for screwing up Donkey Kong (tho I love Dankey Kang, LOL), but many just don't intersect with that world. Or this one for that matter!
They sure aren't!
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
LMAO!!
Good advice.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
& if they didn't state this someone would eat the box & sue the company for not printing this instruction!
The universe does have a sense of humor.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
God's a real dick!
I'm afraid to do this now.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I doubt Nathan does that, but that is a perfect response to that nonsense!
Science memes (messing with ya)
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
LOL! I took a neuro-chem course, I stared at first going, that don't look right, & then the punchline. Thanks for making me cross my eyes!
So last year we installed a cat door in the sliding screen door, which is at the back of the house.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I do not doubt that in the least! Cats are cats are cats!
No wonder I hate math
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
& it's all the same brand, too!
Trolling and mental health
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Probably a few things. A sense of superiority given license by anonymity &/or distance. Spite & meanness, caused by who knows what. Daddy issues, Mommy issues, small peckers, a sense of inferiority masked by anger. A lack of ability to communicate in any other way, due to any of the above or lack of education/intelligence. I'll admit to the occasional snark & contrariness, but I even do that with my closest friends, here & in RL. I admit to being a bit of an a-hole! But, except for teasing, I'd rather have a good conversation & maybe learn something new!
Still haven't figured out step two
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Yep, still working on that one, & figure I still will be when the third stage come's 'round!
It takes awhile
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
& then states that the lightbulb getting screwed in was its choice!
Sorry Its For Men Only
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I think we'll have to wait for real sex robots. Try to use that on your GF & you'll probably have to dig it out!
I Love 70s Show
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Well, of course, you do! They're family!!!
Stolen Sign?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Is the cross-street 'Imso'?
Poor Tin Man
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Let the dog at him!
What Would You Do?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
It very well may be! But, if I had forewarning I might see if I could swing some pity sex?!? Nothing else is working right now!!!
For when you're tense.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Good luck lighting that!
Good point!
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Oooh, good burn!
Hoe bags & boys!
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I'm not even sure what a 'hoe bag' is? Maybe this...
How ya doin'?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Oh, no worries. I stopped taking my meds, & I feel Mu-u-u-uch better now!
ROTFLMAO.. that look.. patiently waiting.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Still, it's more comfortable in 100 + degree weather!
When S&M gets a bit out of control
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
She forgot the safe word & he forgot his own strength!
Absolute worse form of child abuse out there
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
& then pile on hell, original sin & all the other BS & complete the job of fucking them up!
That's a ball buster.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I guess that's what is meant by getting more than you paid for!
Hair brain ideas are welcome
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddIwKX32MAk
The word MOST.. could be questionable.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I'd have to say most, but just barely, & surely not all!
I'm human ty.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I do this on as many forms that ask as I can. If I can't, like online, I pass over it!
Thank you doctor.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Great post! Will be posting to FB!
Getting the prize is no surprise
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Ah, soon I hope!
And here's one for the left leaning in the UK....
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Hey, I'm not a big fan, either, kid!
Any other Birthday’s today besides this guy !!?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I wouldn't doubt many! simple statistics. But Happy B-Day & Best Wishes!
Lol todays funny
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Love it!
[youtube.com] It's a little racist but funny overall. Hope you enjoy
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
& here's another take... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rR9IaXH1M0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UFyNy-rw4
They just don't quit Nordstrom Rack wrongly accuses 3 black men of theft, apologizes.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Oh, we are regressing. That was the whole allure to some of MAGA & America First!
[youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
LOL! First I've heard of him, thanks!
Early morning Maceo patty [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Thumbs up!
Funny Talking Animals - Walk On The Wild Side - Episode Three Preview - BBC One - YouTube
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
These are fun! Thanks!
How funky can you get [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I haven't heard these guys in soooo long! Thanks for the reminder!
N.E.R.D. & Rihanna-Lemon [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
No-ice!
What happened to the bread?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Well afterward, she got the bread out of his wallet! I mean, he wasn't gonna be using it!
This gave me a chuckle.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
The proper term is "working cookies"!
Probably been posted before
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
It has been, Rudy, but this is a dating site. I have no problem with you advertising a bit! Good luck, bro!
Taco Tuesday
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
It's to scoop up the inevitable spillages if you got hard-shell tacos. Wouldn't want to miss a bit! Or, to stab taco thieves! (Look, over there, out on the street! [snatch!])
There are level seven members who have only been here at Agnostic for a month.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
@Admin, now it seems not only are we losing th in, but also lo ng???
Amusing thing happened today.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
There has got to be a story behind that! Please, elaborate!
Is it me, or does it seem like this brutality is getting worse, not better
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
& tRump & company actually stir the pot! Amazing!
Bad girls..bad boys ..what you gonna do when they come for you?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I'm not sure if the statute of limitations is up yet, so I'll pass!
A man is walking home late one foggy night. All of a sudden What's that?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Double groan & a giggle!
Yup,still awake.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
3:30 now. & need to be up at 6:00, like every morning. I'll try to get an hour or so, anyway.
Suprise suprise suprise
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Yeah, it seemed like all of a sudden I was a sir! I thought maybe I'd been knighted & nobody informed me!
Because my poker is ger
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Hands off it is!
Sorry ladies.. not my research
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I'm ducking!
For potential kidnap victims
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Yeah, but the drawback is the heavier you are the slower you are, too!
A cheap toothbrush
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
A cup of coffee at Circle-K
Nevermind...
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Stomp your feet?
Rachel Yamagata, Nobody [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Such smoke in that voice!
Having a hard time.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Vent! I believe most of us here have had to deal with doctors being,...well, let's just say less than they should be! Stand your ground! You know your own body, they don't! & I know what that frustration on top of constant chronic pain can do to one. Hang in there, for yourself & your family, & feel free to talk here anytime! Best of luck to you!
The vastness of the universe blows my mind and it doesn’t make any senses to believe in any ...
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I agree that no 'creator' is needed to explain "Life, the Universe & Everyg". (42) There are a number of current scenarios physicists & cosmologists have for the future of our particular Universe. Whether it will eventually end in 'heat death' or some other way, all speculation right now & may continue to be so. Will there or are there other Universes in the Cosmos? Again, speculation & interesting, but we really don't know now, & again may never. I k these are still questions worth pursuing, but I'll worry more about what we can know now & in the near future. How we can make the world a better place for all of us & all that lives on this Earth with us. To assure the free access to knowledge & education for all. To guarantee, as much as possible, health & safety for all. Yes, the vastness of the Universe, the wonder of the small of the quantum realm, the majesty & diversity of life. I am amazed & stand in awe & thirst for knowledge & understanding of it all! Even with the madness all around us, I'm glad to be alive right now, & able to ask these questions & know we can find some of the answers!
Vegans
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Then there's only one thing to do! Kill all the vegans! Bar-B-Queing them after is optional!
Octopi!
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Very neat creatures!
Coincidence?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
R'amen, brother!
I guess libraries are pretty strict these days.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Did this library use to be the local gay meet & greet?
I don't k so...
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
No, that was eating lead that did it!
The most accurate horoscope I've ever seen...
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
& smart enough not to put the 'dates' down... Check out your "real" zodiac sign, based on the sun's current path, and compare it to the date still used by astrologers (in parentheses): Capricorn — Jan. 20 to Feb. 16 (Dec. 23 to Jan. 21) Aquarius — Feb. 16 to March 11 (Jan. 22 to Feb. 20) Pisces — March 11 to April 18 (Feb. 21 to March 19) Aries — April 18 to May 13 (March 20 to April 20) Taurus — May 13 to June 21 (April 21 to May 21) Gemini — June 21 to July 20 (May 22 to June 22) Cancer — July 20 to Aug. 10 (June 23 to July 22) Leo — August 10 to Sept. 16 (July 23 to Aug. 22) Virgo — Sept. 16 to Oct. 30 (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) Libra — Oct. 30 to Nov. 23 (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) Scorpio — Nov. 23 to Nov. 29 (Oct. 23 to Nov. 22) Ophiuchus — Nov. 29 to Dec. 17 (not included in the Zodiac) Sagittarius — Dec. 17 to Jan. 20 (Nov. 23 to Dec. 22) precession is a bitch! LOL
When life gives you lemons...
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
The gift that keeps on giving!
Because it's not always about the destination
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
& that help make that journey worthwhile! The destination is always unknown, the detours may be many, but the folk we connect with along the way help keep our steps lively & our hearts light!
LMAO... ya what is that...
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I think you were right the first time!
He's incognito
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Just look in the mirror. I think that's all the ancients did 'cause all gods just seem like petty humans with some kind of superpower tacked on!
Cat discipline
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
You think that's bad? Just try it on your GF! You'll likely lose that finger!
Family dinner conversations
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Why is this cold?
A much more frugal choice also.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Please don't tell me what you're going to do to that sandwich!
Why I Got Rid of Most of My Friends - YouTube
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Wiser than his years! I love his "human GMO's". Good video! Thanks, Bee!
I need positive reinforcement, please.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Well, I take it you've done this before, so,...you can do it again?!? LOL You just have to get to it & do it! We'll talk about not doing this the next time BEFORE the next time! But, for now, you go, girl!
Oh mother... | Family Feud - YouTube
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Just unreal! I still don't think she knew what she did wrong! Just priceless!
Wow, when you find an onion ring in your fries... [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Ok, I may do that on the inside a little bit, but there's seldom that much room in a restaurant!
I want to hear a consensus on this, please If the founding fathers had meant for people to have ...
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
The point also needs to be made that the population, way of life, types of weapons & ammo, & many other things have changed. The 2nd Amendment was itself an "amendment". The Constitution was meant to be a living thing. I am not for the repeal of it, but we do need to come to a "modern" consensus on what we want from it & what it should mean for us, as a society in today's world. If we were to be strict constructionists we would still have only land-owning, white males voting. Now, there are probably some that would love to go back there, but that ship has long sailed! Let's live as best & as safely as we can in today's society!
PS - I have a Costco membership if you ladies are interested.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Hey, Duke, pick me up paper towels next time you go, I'll split 'em with you!
Grow a pair!
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Hey, it's 'drink o'clock' somewhere!
is apparently a smart ass.
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Don't piss the big guy off! He's got a nasty temper, ask Noah!
Why the fuck hasn't this happened in my life?!?
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
It's late, but, I'm at least grabbing a chunk of cheddar!
Caption this...
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Shit! What kind of mushrooms were in that salad anyway??!!??

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