Say what! :S :S

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

I hope it wasn't hers!

Dad's a hard man...

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

I see what you did there, Carole! LOL

...and not a fuck was given that day. :D

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Look, Henry gave a fuck! Oh, wait, that was more of a 'fuck-off' wasn't it?!? LOL

Opium of the masses....

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

The amount of money it takes to take a family to a ballgame is just ridiculous! & what's really nice about it now, is most stadiums are taxpayer funded! Talk about no lube!

I'm sure Pornhub has a whole sub genre....

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Yeah, like you have to guess, Eric!!!

Gotta go with The Moon on this one....

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Dang if I ever waited for night to drop acid! But there were fewer people!

BitchPlease

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Only need to add talent, timing & a culture!

Hoffquotes

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

I'll walk, thanks!

Another one of those get rich quick schemes

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Own the bank & make $10,000 in a single minute, every minute, 24/7!

That's all I gotta say...

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Ooooh-kay, then!

Not a new strategy

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Has happened in many churches & revivals for many years. A good con never goes out of style!

One for Insectra

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Holy shit! This is actually mostly correct (I had to check, sorry)... The next male honey bee to mate with the queen will remove the previous endophallus and eventually lose his own after ejaculation. Male honey bees are only able to mate seven to 10 times during a mating flight, and after mating, a drone dies quickly, as his abdomen rips open when his endophallus is removed.

Rudy Giuliani Keeps Making things Worse for Trump: A Closer Look, Late Night [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

See by my heading that we're still getting that th in thing! @Admin

Welcome @Dinog! have you got a favorite sandwich?

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

One is braunschweiger on rye or onion roll, raw onion & hot & regular mustard, one for each side. The only reason this may be strange is I can't abide regular liver! Sorry, this may not be up to the high nonsensical standards of this group. I will now go & berate myself in front of the mirror for an hour in expiation! Mea culpa!

Douglas Adams Puddle

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

We lost him way too soon, but at least he left behind some joy for all of us!

Why do you think some people have such an aversion to homosexualtiy, trans etc.

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Good question, there must be some research on this somewhere. I'd think a combination of factors, but I expect more familial/societal than innate. that's just a layman's observational conclusion, but I've seen attitudes change over the last 60 years, & I know historically that gays were more accepted in some cultures more than others, so that's my take. From the outside, so to speak, so someone gay may have a different viewpoint.

Ed Gein wannabe

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

She does seem to be working in that direction! Or a plastic surgeon! Many intelligent psychopaths supposedly turn to being surgeons as they can sublimate their urges legally!

Okay so I've always been a neck sniffer.

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

But, I'm not quite as picky. Pheromones are definitely important, but it takes more than that to make a "zing", or break one!

And once more with feeling! We will need moderators when chat goes live.

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

I'll help where I can. Tell me what you need, I've never "modded" so have no clue what's really needed.

Not sure this is good advice

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

This PSA brought to you by Burke Homebuilders & Remodelers, We specialize in fire-damaged homes!

So accurate

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

My usual go-to.

Why do women put bricks in their purses and luggage?

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Honestly, no different than what you don't understand about folk in general. Men deal with things differently, but, bottom line we all want the same things. Well, sorta, there's that yin/yang thing going on. Treat her like a person, first. Then, treat her like a lady. Then, treat her to bed. Then, treat her to breakfast in bed!

Coincidence?

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

I love how she keeps trying to undo that first tweet to no avail! Gotta feel for her, gotta laugh, but, gotta feel for her!

....he had to try.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Anti-gravity might be interesting. Anti-oxygen, not so much!

I want to be the hero my kids deserved...

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Or asphyxiation without the auto-erotic!

Dr. Seuss asking the relevant question....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Obviously, that creature is a male!

When your cat skips leg day....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Is that one of the characters in Infinity Wars???

I can't remember if I stole this from here or Facebook.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

& again, as promised...

Possum Bowie

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

& for equal time...

Or taking shit seriously

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

يلغفصوئ جدقبءشت ههفيشوظ!

Read between the lines

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

"We'll see' if I like this! LOL

My grandsons prom date.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Protecting that virginity at all costs! If you're not a cousin, you don't get nuthin'!

My grandsons prom date.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

The Hills are alive...for the moment!

Too much?.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Can't be too much. How can I get upset about maybe existing but blown out of proportion maybe historical Middle Eastern crazies!

Texting with acronyms

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

I think we've seen that a few times on here, also!

Just a little scratch

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Yeah, & there's supposed to be a brain between your ears, too, but,...

True. Miss coordination, I'm not. Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Which would be two minutes after I'd destroyed my home!

She is going to play hokie pokie

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

The County Jail! There's a DUI taskforce roadblock one block ahead!

I need a new suit...

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

& for some reason, the dry-cleaners have banned me!

Ok, here is some sappy stuff but it's a good one I think.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

That actually makes so much sense! The search continues!

Nothing is more aggravating than hearing this bullshit.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Just noticed @Lukian made a rebuttal list, too. Let's see if we duplicate... 1. I'm thinking for you. 2. It would be nice if he revealed himself to anybody or even everybody! 3. You're right, I'm a true atheist. 4. I do. I know not to believe in bullshit. 5. I wouldn't want your god's morals! 6. So, that's why he's sending me to hell? 7. Yes, yes I do! Would you like to join me? 8. & the wise person says it in their brain! 9. Ah, a 50-year phase! 10. Don't believe in him, either!

When life gets hard

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Should use Basil-flavored Vodka for the salad, use the bourbon on your steak! (Or coffee)

Texting gone wrong

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Cameron, before & after that date!

Worster? Sure.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Wor-she-shish-shtar-shire! (Gesundheit!)

Well, that's awful friendly.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

They have very strict importation laws, so,...assume the position!

It's hard to make a dog. Only bitches can do that.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

I honestly think I would have just left at this point!

Can't mock him enough

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Perfect justice, or at least close, would be to force tRump to watch all the late night digs at him, all the comedians unloading on him & all the memes made of him, just so he knows how most of us really think! Why do you think he only watches FauxNews?!?

Is it really?

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

& it helps if she's got a good figure!

The Caring Continuum.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

This & 'irregardless'! Or axed, "I axed her if she was going out" Well, probably not after you axed her, fool!

Hoo boy...

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

At least she's not yapping!!!

Observant.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Wait! What state is this set in?

Somebody was tired of "Live, Laugh, Love".

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Why do I have an urge to get me a router?

Might be true.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

That explains so much!

Not real, but still humorous.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

She plays all her music backward!

And my favorite

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Won't even get into any "while the body is still warm" jokes.

Love will kill you

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Ah, like most of my past relationships!

Fun and healthy

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

& this is the thumb I use for the first!

Decisions, decisions

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

You just know that if you go for the money amount, with the price of gas these days, you'll click over to $40.01 & screw them both up! Quit while you're ahead!

It has its advantages

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Or at least the crazier!

For the possum lovers....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Because you have to follow thru & be consistent...

I feel for her....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

That's when I 'just' remembered a doctor's appointment!

White people love mayonnaise....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

My ex was a Miracle Whip woman. I should have known from the start it wouldn't work out!

Wal-Mart isn't fooling anyone....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Yeah, but it's Black Friday! The one day of the year when that's true!

May The Force be with you...in bed.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

If the target area is two meters wide I may not be much help!

Tesla was right....again....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Yeah, who asked you?

Modern liberalism....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Auntie Em, oh, Auntie Em!

Information is power....Zuckerberg!

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

& that the daughter's friend was named Ken!

I hope you all are on FB because this is great! LOL! [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Excellent! & then I got this one! https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4596459233734564/

Wise Cracks From Jack

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Best way to live!

Will They Notice ?

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Dang! Those nipples look like they could cut glass!

Where are you from?

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Even with all our whacko politicians, I still love it here!

Laugh til you cry, guys? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Rudy Rainbow is a bit strange, but funny as hell! & so right on! You go, girl!

Me every day!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Yep, an everyday occurrence!

It's not what you think ...

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

In Tijuana they usually use girls!

Chillaxatives !

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

So, besides assaulting my ears & sensibilities, it will cause me to shit, too. I'll stick with beans, thanks!

Meet the Virgin Mary, she will save you from many sins

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Move that damn flower & I'll teach her many sins!

All are equally true.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

I know who I'd believe first, tho!

Just in time for taco Tuesday

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Fish tacos?

For the kitty lovers

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

That is not a happy camper!

Do you even have a clue what to do with this?

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Change it to this...

Best combover ever!!

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

TRump as a young man!!!

Rolling Stones On down the line Lots of versions available. This is my favorite one. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Good pick!

This applies in both directions.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Both ways for sure. If one doesn't get it at home, one will "eat out"!

It's a living.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Obviously the runways of Riyadh!

Hooray for him.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Enjoy your fantasy as long as you're able, bub!

Who came up with these outfits?

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Larry Flynt?

What a waste....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Billy is so lucky the tech is idiot-proof!

Just asking questions....again.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Not since 2016 for sure!

Pimpin ain't easy....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8

Gamers trying to date....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Focus, bro, focus!

Nihilist vultures....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

They can smell that angst from miles away!

Her loss....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

I had no choice, Eric! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Qnt5bx1OI

I don't judge...unless you're into that.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

I get enough of that here! Don't need it in bed, too!

Art meme of the day....

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

You're going to go through all the classics, aren't you? Keep 'em coming!

Was listening to this today.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Excellent choice, such a great combo!

Love this one..can you add to the list without any repetition.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Such a fucking useful fucking word!

Ye find ye happy place

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

I don't know if he can afford to pay attention!

Where's the meds when you them..

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Only heard it a thousand times if he has a side gig as a psych in the Prison for the Criminally Insane!

Warren Zevon - Full Concert - 10/01/82 - Capitol Theatre (OFFICIAL) [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Warren Zevon - Last David Letterman Appearance & Mutineer - (Live Acoustic ) Pt 1- 10/30/02 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3KK6CJfZ8c

What is on your playlist for spring cleaning while the rest of the world seems to be at.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1AWV3F8muI