Because he's Jesus mofo

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Cyanide & Happiness, love these guys!

Wtf!? Who knows maybe it'll come in handy one day.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Folk in this field have really got to go the extra step & do asst'd to avoid this!

National Prayer

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

I wouldn't pray to her, but I may get down on my knees!

The Damned - Standing On The Edge Of Tomorrow. The whole damned album kicks ass :-D [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Good choice!

Janelle Monae “Dirty Computer”.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

She's great, but no link here!

Hazmat Modine -- Who Walks in When I Walk Out [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Like it!

Name a Song That Guys Shouldn't Be Caught Singing

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

"I Feel Pretty"!

Here I'll help!

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Please don't use those spurs!!!

Although there are benefits with using coconut oil to infuse cannabis in, I recently discovered that...

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Does she do mail order?

Go, cow, go!

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

She deserves to live & thrive! Kudos to you, Bessie!

Hi, new member.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

One of my sister's suffers from it. I know it gave her many problems, but she seems to have most of them under control, now.

Paul Ryan and the Priest

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Yeah, but they still pay lip service, to cover their tracks & appeal to their base! Family values my rosy red ass!

Wouldn't You Like To Throw Something Today? I Would!

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Probably the fruit, as I really don't want to touch the other two! Tho he deserves all 3!

First Lady Plays Receptionist

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

LOL!

He really is Pinnochio

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Pinnochio as a puppet had more humanity than this 'man' will ever have!

Im a bleeding heart tree hugger and proud of it, but what I'm ashamed of is when my fellow liberals ...

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

I'm an anti-theist, I think they are all poison!

I never saw him lose a debate.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

We miss you, Hitch!

Truth will out

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

& so it begins,...

May the 4th be with you... Happy Friday! ♥

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

The same to you!

Where were you coming from?

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

LOL!

Let me check...Yep! You're good to go!

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Interesting dance move there!

Next time I'm at Target, I might get me one of these.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

I wonder what the return policy is?

The Pool - News & Views - There Is No 'Right To Sex' And Men Are Not 'Owed' Anything

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

"Yet, “at a certain point,” concludes Douthat arrogantly, “without anyone formally debating the idea of a right to sex, right-thinking people will simply come to agree that some such right exists, and that it makes sense to look to some combination of changed laws, new technologies and evolved mores to fulfill it.” Not on our watch." What "right-thinking" people would come to that conclusion??? No-one is owed anything from another but basic respect & the right of autonomy. I'm 'celibate' right now, do I like it, no. Do I blame anyone but myself, again, no. Does any woman owe me sex, hell no! We can debate the pros & cons of 'legalizing' the sex trade, & whether this would help, both these sad incels & sex-workers, but it doesn't change the bottom line. You are not owed anything by another individual, especially against their will, & the Universe owes you nothing, either! Get over yourself!

Posting something to test the missing "thin" bug that we see on about 3% of the post.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Could it be a poltergeist? Or the holey spirit? LOL!!!

Screw Stars Wars, 5/4 is Brubeck Day [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Great choice! I grew up w/ Brubeck, one of the many things I thank my Dad for!

I want to know who's been drinking from my cup!

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

& I've still got some Jameson's!

Praying is what you do when you want to look good in front of your peers, but you don't actually ...

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Yeah, so effective!

Twinkle, twinkle....

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Sounds like Kermit is bitter!

Fuck the razor, grab the tree trimmer

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Bigfoot lives!

Is it too soon?

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Now, that's creative!

Patiently waiting..not.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Not smilin'!

The little guy is checkin.. make sure it's there.. lol

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Just really not attractive.

Thanks for not getting butt bummed

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Who you talkin' 'bout, Willis?!? LOL

Roll the window down!

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Blame the dog!

Enough said

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

These are so damn strange & twisted.

Always...

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Actions speak louder than words, a truism, but a truism for a reason!

[reddit.app.link] Good to see some folks are serious about water conservation.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

LOL! Don't try that in prison!!!

Shamone, shamone, shamone, hehe...

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Where do you think he got all his dance moves?

Did UUU Kno?

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Well, this is weird! Also, did the saints get demoted for some reason?

Now I have a heart...

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Two!!

Hold tight!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Love when I can do that! Usually late at night!

Entertaining, my ass!

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

You were supposed to be entertaining them!

Almost every time I self serve!

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Why I avoid it!

Have you done this? I have. Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Oh, yeah! After grocery shopping one deserves a reward!

Mornings..

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Bringing your coffee right over!!!

Remember these commercials?

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Yes, go ahead & date me!

damnit Texas

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

It's realizing what masculinity really is. It's not chest-thumping. It's not trying to bed every woman you can, any way you can. It's not fathering as many children as you can, even if you can't support them. It's not a continuous, "My penis is bigger than yours!" mindset that leads to violence & wars. We need to weed out the toxic aspects of "masculinity" & stress the good. Same with "femininity", women need to throw off the old, "the man will handle it" attitude. That a man is just the means of support or money. That they can't do math or science. I am all for the differences between men & women, viva la difference', but we need to meet in the middle & acknowledge that tho we are different, we're both human & want the same things! (Except men would like an occasional BJ, too!)

I dislike them

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

I try to avoid these people at all costs!

A horse is a horse

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

No idea. I don't cheat when in a relationship. Of course, I don't have women standing in line to get a taste, either!

Healing powers of holy water

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Gives toe-jam a whole new meaning!

For all you across the pond

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Insulated isolationism, or is it isolated insularity?

Tatts to consider

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Now that 2nd one is funny & well done.

Can you freaking cook? Yes I can build a house.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

I'm gonna ask her out to dinner, who cares if she can cook!

Please say it isn't so

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

We already have that photo!

Mainly posted this because I grew up watching Letterman every night.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

You're not the only one, Rudy, on either point!

At least they aren't gossiping then

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

But, is it good shit?

I'd say 5 is key.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Somebody's talking about 4 women?!? SOB should share!

Cat traps pt 7: OK, this is a more non-traditional trap but it was very effective.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Is that the dog's dish by any chance?

If there existed a completely secular country, completely free of all religion, whos values and ...

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

I'd surely be tempted, but it would be fulfilling as hell to try to get our own country on this path!

Duck dynasty fans....

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

So I needed another reason to realize this guy is a dick?

Pick up lines. Let me hear your best and most cheesy pick up lines.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Nullifidian 1: A person of no faith or religion: Skeptic, Unbeliever 2: One lacking in faith: ...

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

I like it, but I'm sticking with atheist. Nullfidian almost sounds like calling a black person 'colored'.

Tis the season!

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Not quite the fourth here, yet, but the sentiment is appreciated!

Who dares?..

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

You asked for it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0IiuWGCF00

Mr. President...

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Shit! Just show us your tax returns!

Who is the sexual predator? The accused or the lying teen?

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

This can & does happen, but if there is a big age discrepancy I think it's up to the older to do due diligence. When the age is much closer, say 18 & someone that acts/says 16 or so, but is really closer to 14, that changes things a bit. That being said, tho some mature quicker than others, there is a valid reason for an age limit.

GADS! After reading LOADS of witty/sharp post responses and reviewing these hilarious profiles, some...

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Welcome! All will become known in time (he says with a sly chuckle). We're here for the long haul. Seems like you already jumped in a bit,...have fun!

We all have that one fantasy celebrity cheat. Who is yours? Mine is Rachel Maddow.

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Since I'm very single, it wouldn't be a cheat, so,...anyone that would have me??? LOL

Yesterday I posted requesting voodoo or other magical interventions from people on the site ...

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

YAY! Congrats! It was all your dazzling personality!

Would blocking somebody here be the same as shunning in a religious sense?

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

In a way, yes. Not as universal, but same effect on a smaller scale.

The 70s....

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

& at this point you think you look as good as the night you started! Sleep deprivation at work for sure!

Whatever!!

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

All 3 at once!

A few political figures and celebrities come to mind

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Jesus should have said the stupid will always be with us! Poverty we can actually fix!

Now I get the plot

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

OH, snap! That is too, too wicked! That would explain so much!

Exactly....

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Especially since it's all shit anyway! If for no other reason, (& there are other reasons!)... https://www.livescience.com/4667-astrological-sign.html

This guy....

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Such a damn shame.

Truth be told

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

I've always heard it, ...A nice girl is one that lets you, a good girl is one that helps you!

And you know who you are..

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

It's why you fit in so well around here!

I don't know! Maybe it's true!

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

I got mine! It's a Guinness fedora!

Bill, Eric, Blindbird, Nick My first friends here...I will see you in hell

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

If there really was one, we'd take over!

It tastes funny..

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Well, my orderly does all the tests, "Oh, orderly..."

Positivity.

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

No comments!!! LOL! Isn't that funny, little buddy?

Those damn cats.

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Not a bit of shame or remorse!

Yeah, I think that would do it!

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Famous last words, "One shot of tequila won't hurt!"

And on the seventh day he rested.

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

As well as all his other so-called attributes!

Hey bitches...

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Silly cap & all!

Anarchists Unite...oh, yeah

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

That's great! Saved this one!

I don't know which one to pick.

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Foiled by literalism again!

Gangs All Here

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Or does 'shrooms!

Well, then...

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a fuck!

Batteries not included

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Evolution in action!

Walgreens has a sale...

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Is that getting fingered twice for a dollar or a two-finger job once for a dollar?

Good old grandma!

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Granny knew what to do with that windfall!

Need something for that burn?

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Now that's witty!

How bow da?.....

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Yeah, cash me outsye! LOL, my sister is 4'9", 62 yo, & would wipe the floor with this pretender! What a joke this child is!

Gotta get me some of those. My memes aren't cutting it....

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Yeah, that's likely. Just like back when, if you had all the D&D manuals, you would be sure to score with all the cool chicks! Right!

Let his juices fill you ??

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

W...T...F?!? Yeah, this is a tRumpster, don't ask me how but it's becoming a religion???!!!

Never good...

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

I'm sure I'll have a learning experience of some type!

I'm carrying a tweezers from now on

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

"Sniff, sniff" Nope, can't tell. Too much coke residue masks the scent!

Failed attempt

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

LOL! Wonder who the company is? Great sense of humor!