Mac & Cheese doesn't have much nutritional value so, it's important to eat a lot of it.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

A staple for my 20's! Well that, weed & beer!

I'm really glad that Kellyanne Conway isn't all over the news anymore.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Seriously does, doesn't it!

I was never intended for human consumption but, I have a feeling there are several people that are ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I'll pass, but be sure to pass it on!

Note to Self...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

NO! Sorry, not in a good mood right now.

I really haven't a clue what they are on about

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I would have been diagnosed decades ago!

Owned ....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Can only be answered with... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

Nightmare fuel.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

What's really sad is that is probably not the worst some women have seen!

Now 'bout that bible

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

No, no it isn't!

Here's an album cover for ya!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That thing is fuckin' huge!

OH gosh ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I see y'all got the same brand across the pond!

It's the weekend!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

What a nice cop! He was willing to share!

Yeah, who did that?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Male doctors!

Very true...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Well, not for dental work, those teeth are the whitest I've ever come across!

The Bill Cosby theme continues

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

You asked for it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&t=120s

That face you make when you ....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Ooh, ooh give me that heavy table!!!

Almost too true to be funny.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Fairly obvious answer...

Here is the best before and after shot of anything ever recorded.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That interview was such a train wreck!

Little reminder of summer time fun for guys

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

???? @mistymoon77, do you want to update your profile???

I would probably never use it, but sometimes I see a post and wish there was a "meh" button.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That's what comments are for!

Hoping this is a safe place to vent about DT.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Check out some of the previous posts & comments. I think it'll set your mind at ease, even if tRump doesn't!

Comic relief...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

All good, the first is hilarious!

It's tough at the top

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sure wasn't talent or anything!

Now I'm hungry.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

You do know you can comment on your own post & still score double points?

Very possible

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Or a zrygrblg, as they call it!

If there is a hell it should be totally awesome by now.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Need a few more women to round things out, tho. I'm glad we have a great bunch here!

Best meme ever! Putting to dick heads together to make one epic meme.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Great! & not at all 'too soon'!

Here's a little something to offend everyone

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Fuggin' great! I love it!

Things are not always what they appear to be

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Not true! I'm definitely old enough to tell the difference between a dog & a pussy!

I don't think crying would be much better.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That's nervous laughter!!! (Anyone buy that?)

Definitions (content censored for you squeamish)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Even with that black splotch,...

Such a tease!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I woulda hung around, too!

Have you seen the clown?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

See, see, he is gay!

Still looking

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

What a rack!

What's all the talking about walls?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Oh, ya' just can't beat homegrown!

That Face

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Bet he won't be when you turn around!

You hold the power!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Stand up & take it like a man!!! LOL

It's over there somewhere

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Beat ya!

Horse tranquilliser ??

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

No! I may be a Bill, but I ain't no Cosby!

Life is too short for anything else

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Pizza, fedoras & vests! (Tho I do wear pants, but,...) & books & atheist or science/nerd, & R&R tees!

What the hell are you doing?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Damn gringos!

The struggle is real....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I'll jump up & down & make butter!

Too soon?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

He shoots, he scores! He gets convicted!

I don't think I'll use Michael Jordan crying...but yeah!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Would you rather use this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVQOLX1wDAc

Too soon?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Shuffled off this mortal coil???

For the Breaking Bad/Avenger cross over fans....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

No spoilers, Eric! LOL

Harambe died so we could live....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

& take your idiot parents with you!

Always that to look forward to....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Something to look forward to???

Harsh but fair.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Just doesn't get memers!

Yep, that's me! [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

This reminds me of when Randy Johnson was with the Diamondbacks. He got a hit (!) made it to first, rounded the base, or tried to, & went sprawling & looked just like this! After the game, Matt Williams & some other teammates made a chalk outline of this sprawled figure on the baseline! Funny as hell! That was an incredible season & helped a lot of us get through 9/11!

Time to post this again: By the way, Gerry Goffin and Carole King wrote this song.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The whole soundtrack is great!

Sounds like an emergency to me.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Not to worry! It lets him know you've got some muscle control!

I know the feeling

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I can SO relate!

Yeaaaahhhhh!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Or in the pop!

Doesn't it tho..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Or, almost anywhere!

Hey all heathens!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Hey, you! Happy TGIF!!!

Ooooooch! Turnt Grandpa strikes again..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Hurts so good!

Men choices

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The woman is still more attractive than most of the "pretty" women on FauxNews! Their poison just oozes out!

I was robbed at gunpoint

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Too-packed Thats-sure?

Do tell.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Only what they implanted in my brain!!!

Cosby roast

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

& I grew up in West Philly & used to really like this guy. So many icons have turned out to be just nasty fuckers. Popped bubbles all over!

Well....would you?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Eat it with relish (no, not THAT relish!) & freak everybody else out!

This is actually an accurate analogy of how I felt most of the time working at a 911 center But ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

& I bet they hate you for that!

Stay off her!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Stay off the cat, too!

How do cats hold their joints?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Please, not the first! Looks like tRump drinking water!

Jeezus please us

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Probably will anyway!

Pooped out mustang

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Shoulda fed it high octane!

Math can be confusing

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I don't think that kid will pass this class!

Run Forrest run

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Life is like a box of condoms...

Men United!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Okay, I wouldn't say no to the latter, but I really wouldn't mind the former at all!

Don't I know it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The gene pool after 30 starts looking that way, too!

Your too young

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

It means nobody else will want that ice-cream!

Ooopsy... tell all

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Naw, can't be semen, it'd be all over her face, too!

I ain't sayin he a gold digger

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

They look so, well not good, but right together. They'd both get off by just complimenting each other to orgasm!

Hi everyone, I am new to this group and like many others, I am appalled by the carnage taking place ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Or, don't wish to. Welcome!

Return policy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

We can repair her, we have the technology...

Socially unacceptable

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Always thinking, just not always coherently!

Dating protocol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Most women I've dated seriously were minimal make-up wearers, anyway. & I've got a goatee (sort of) so it doesn't hide nearly enough of my face.

Damn lying again...I forgive you.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

You know the classiest women!

Just once?....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sure as hell ain't a deal breaker for me, especially since if it's during sex I helped cause it!

Peace, everybody. How's it going?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

3:15 here & I have to be up at 6:00, gotta try at least!

Any GISHers out there?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Is that fans of Lillian Gish???

How long did it take you to achieve your current level?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I've been on everyday, even if just for a bit, since I joined, 12/23, I believe.

Captions!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I use them at times, but too often they distract me & I actually miss more when they're on. If I had to I guess I'd get used to them, which I may have to as I'm deaf in one ear already, but right now it lessens the experience for me.

It's after midnight here, and so it is officially my birthday.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Happy Birthday! As a present to yourself...set limits!

Anything by, for, or about Abbey Lincoln!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Please post something!

I didn't know about this group.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

You mean like the rest of us?!? (Or is that just me?)

A crazy little thing called religion

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Good memes my friend! Tho I agree w/ @SonderOpia that the robbery one is great, my fav is Godzilla! (Tho the last is hugely twisted!)

Makes complete sense

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

You mean life?

We don't need no details

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Clueless doesn't even begin to cover this!

L.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

LMAO! That'll teach those jeans!

Plus he looks better in his golf pants...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Plus, there's no way he could be worse!

I got to do this little puppy today. :)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Good job!

Owww! Got a new mattress this week, slept on it 2 nights now.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Hope you adjust soon!

Avoid this attitude!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Or, I won't!

Less obsessive, more fun project.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Love it!

One of my more neurotic creations.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Basswood is one of the most popular woods for the carving of decorative decoys & similar wildlife carving. One of the best for carving in general! (Used to carve decorative & working decoys for a living & helped teach classes on it!)

You can't run through a campground; you need to RAN through a campground, because it's past tents.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Double groan!!!

Living here in the Bible belt is kinda difficult ,I can so be unintentionally offensive to some of ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I recommend Peter Boghossian's "A Manual for Creating Atheists". Even if that is not what you are trying to do, it gives a great basis for interactions that aren't negative. This book is the basis for "Street Epistemology" & is non-confrontational & can be very rewarding. I've been an atheist for years, & I still learn from this as I tend to the direct approach otherwise. Just a suggestion, it may help.

Weird comfort foods

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Couldn't do that, but my Mom, when things were tight, which was often enough, made bread margarine & sugar for dessert. It's not a 'comfort' food. Just a memory. Maybe the comfort food would be ground-beef, egg noodles & beef gravy. Still will eat that!

://youtu.be/fRFQVMJf5eI ❤ I love Kate Bush...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

This is a few years old, but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqoZuXIcrfk