Not sure it would help

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Even just the abridged "How Not To Be An Asshole" didn't sell well!

Cops usually don't have a sense of humor

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

But, you're so drunk, you'll say it anyway!

Hate when that happens

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Then I recalled I was doing 'shrooms again & just enjoyed!

Someone has a future in S&M

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

What it's like on the first day you have to dissect a frog in biology class!

Right. You won't need it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

They say Jennifer Lawrence is deep. I'd like to test that for myself, tho!

Rene and Georgette Magritte with Their Dog after the War....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Which leads into this...(ce qui conduit a' cette...)

So no nudes for us!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I think I'll live. I've got PornHub!

I'm also terrible at pie charts.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I think you've lost your co-ordinates!

I see nothing wrong with this.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I think it's topically amusing as hell! Seems like a place I could drink at!

She's not wrong....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Blame at least part of it to this old book out of the minds of iron-age desert nomads that took 40 yrs to cross a few miles of said desert to steal land & life from folks already living there & their xenophobia.

Uh....he was just flirting. Nobody likes sunflowers!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

The seeds are okay. I happen to like poppies!!!!

Grover didn't die for this!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

& Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, D.C.!

Ethical vegans my ass!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Not to mention the insecticides & fungicides on many fruits & veggies! Or the loss of habitat to acquire water to irrigate the crops & plant them in the first place! Circle of life, it's more a damn rhombus!

Beaver is pejorative.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Cunt kitties? Pussy cats? 'Gina gophers? Muff moles? Crotch critters?

And we hit 8000! Also here's an awful one...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Question? Did she get invited to the honeymoon?

Because I can make fun of my ancestors

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Promises, promises!

Because dating

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I'd need a better telescope!

This could by why I always keep a back up pair....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Been looking for those all morning!

Can it get any worse

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

LMFAO!

Government....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

As ye sow, so shall ye reap!

Why is it so..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

'Cause everybody want to get paid!

Ok girls...who does this?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I've lived with women that did that as the first thing as they walked in the door. Purse down, bra off. Amazing to see it done while all other clothes stay on, almost a magic trick!

This made me laugh...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Even I'm not that desperate!

I like this one.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

& I will never un-remember that! I'll more than likely forget birthdays as I age, but that will stick with me to the end!!!

happylittleclouds

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Sadly true. Only polar bears.

Not sure joining this group is healthy for me or not.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

This group should help you vent, that helps a lot of us!

Being neighborly. :D

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

For me, the "sweet grandma" is the same as "the slut across the street"!

Is life meaningful without religion?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Of course, if you make it so. Life has meaning only as we give it meaning. We are flukes of the Universe, so if we don't live each day as it is presented to us, it is us that loses out. No one else to praise or blame, but ourselves. & I use the plural on purpose. Individually we have to make our way, but we do so as social beings & part of a larger biological web that is more than just the individual.

severestorms

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Transformers were a bit after my time, as far as kid's toons, but if I could get w/ Halle Berry, I'd change, MF'ers! I'd change!

This should be relevant again soon enough...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Excellent! Stealing for some of my atheist FB pages!

Jesus is the best, ain't he?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

& so humble, too!

Hey it's worked before

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

If it's good enough for Jaweh it's good enough for me!

Meanwhile in an alternate universe...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Notice the statue of their president in the background there?

Yep. It happens.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

All too often!

I'm in this kind of mood today. It is lovely. Keys-Sinister Kid [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I have attack & release, need to get this one too, obviously!

Truth or Dare

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Teach pre-school?

I think I've found the way to your home...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Not my home. It'd be Touch Myself Blvd.!

Saving wildlife and $$ ://[www.denverpost.com/2018/02/03/animal-wildlife-crossings/]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

They should have been built in when the roads were first constructed, but better late than never!

Wonder if they charged the dog to watch?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Don't know if the dog is miserable he has to be there or miserable he's not invited to participate! I guess he could always hump a leg!

In a while crocodile !

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

But, if you give them the chance, they will both see you for lunch!

Phew!!! Thank god, she didn't have the Fidel Castro fashion.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFYZOkK8xZo

What the Chuck

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Somebody else mentioned it, but, still...

Steve Miller Anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I get my memeing on the run!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Makes sense to me!

Trumps cuts to teen pregnancy prevention programs ruled unconstitutional.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I t won't be the last attack. & the cuts to Social Security & Medicare/Medicade are on their way, too!

She also has more balls than he has, and I mean that in the very best way.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Going on my FB page. As a veteran, I'm proud of her & disgusted by our current CinC!

Technicolor

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Now try & maintain that glow once you get there!

How will I post memes?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Get the same way when they change your hours...

Don't forget the dogg

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

LOL!!! If I thought he'd be leaving a big spliff I'd be sure & do that!

I can't hear you..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EQ_kWbLMD4

Can't hit Target

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Then she'll figure it out & realize she can hit a new target with the rifle just fine!

I'm a saint .. read the effing mug.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

It's a shame that mug would not be allowed in most workplaces. HR would be requesting an interview real quick!

“I am the way to save your work,” Floppy 1.44

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Wish religion would die off as fast!

Female advice

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

That will pause the argument, now to stop it...

How's that ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

At least that means she won't have to worry about diabetes kicking in!

Check out these Strippers at the Home Depot....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Only a $1 tip for a "Premium Stripper"?? She ain't comin' back 'round to your table!

Parenting skills

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Always present the children with the truth. & so often, the truth hurts!

We're just a flat slab of rock on the back of some elephants riding a giant sea turtle.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Blasphemy! It's elephants all the way down!

Supply your own "your mama" joke

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Well, no specific, "Yo mama got so many weiners..." jokes, but a few general...

Moto of the day

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

& weed for everything else!

For the one who annoys you

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I get 'em all, eventually!

This is what I got for disagreement with Trump supporters on Facebook !!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

This is one of many you can give back!

LOOK AT ME, MOM! I'M LEVEL 7!!!! Lesser Mortals Beware!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Congrats! I'll let you all know when I hit Level 9! (soon)

Its all about ASS

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

& sometimes juggling all of the above!

T-shirts........................

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Used to always be in. I was squared away, even as a "hippie"! For the last number of years, & a bit extra about the middle, out! Even often dress shirts! & I often wear a vest unbuttoned over that!

A modern interpretation of West African Polyrhythms dating back over 1,000 years

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-HbNHFrrMU

Here's a classic: Two guys are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Reminds me of a true story: I was in bed with my ex, early morning, we were both awake but not really stirring yet. I had a heart attack & shook then went still. She got out of bed, ran to my side & called 9-1-1. They asked her if I was breathing. She answered that she couldn't tell as I was on my side facing away from her. They told her to roll me over. She did & rolled me out of bed & bang! on the floor. She related this to 9-1-1 & they replied, but is he breathing? I don't know, seemed funny when she related the story to me afterward! Obviously, I didn't die!

I don't care if heaven is a myth! I love this song [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Great group!

Some site updates 1.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Just want to state for the record that I am so happy with this site & the community that we have here! To do this for us for free is just an amazing gift & I for one appreciate it no end! I've found a home here & many friends! Kudos! Love! & many, many thanks!

Off topic, but I had to share [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Not available.

Discuss the online book "Simple Responses to 20 Common Arguments for the Existence of God" by Armin ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I have a copy of this book already & I highly recommend it! As stated above, very easy to understand & sources are listed throughout!

It appears this group is rapidly growing, yippee! I just want to say I find you all heartwarming as...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

How could we! We're reminded every damn day!

Uber is getting out of hand

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I think he wants her to ride his face!

Edwin McCain I'll be(the greatest fan of your life) [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Love this song!

Shut up and take my money!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Be great if it was tied to a motion sensor & would snap the jaws open & shut!

Survival of the flutist.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

LOL! Survival of the Flutist!!!

Flat Earth Crap

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Are we regressing?

100% success

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Or continue living with a roof over your head!

Lucky.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I got a song in my heart...

3 out of 3

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Hell, even I can handle...nope, didn't get past #1!

You had one job!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

No, no, this is correct, this is Bruce Wayne advertising he uses Viagara!

Geography classes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

It's the end of the world as we know it!

Hold my beer, Jesus.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Lives in TX, there are a lot of Jesus' down there!

But the cashier might like it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Rudy, you need to work on that 'come hither' look!

For bad taste Wednesday

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

You said you'd beat the Bush meme! I think you did!!! Kudos!

I would buy it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Either that or, hubby came in drunk last night & raided the fridge!

Been there, done that

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I have done that too many times to count! Had one right across from my house, it wasn't my fault!!!

So is Godzilla

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

So, what are we left with...

So is Godzilla

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Yes, clouds prove so much...

Two great minds!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Excellent!

Next they will be starting a GoFundMe page....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Won't get into this now, but so shallow an outlook & argument here.

Fuck obama. fuck trump. fuck all politicians

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Can't disagree with your sentiment.

Prove me wrong!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Wish I could. Hopefully, there are intervals of joy, too!

I love this meme. sorry, I didn't make it and I don't know who did...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Needs to set this up in his GF's parlor for when she gets home! Perfect Valentine's gift!

Another Donnie joke

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

You look like a guy that needs liposuction! & a brain, a heart, a conscience, empathy, sense, morals, decency,...

Hello police. I'm calling to report a rape. I'm the perpetrator and the victim.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Do I need to turn myself in?

Onezies....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

& they actually tried to push these for guys, too! Yeah, I ain't 1 yo anymore, thanks!

Got your spurs?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNnNx94NPOU

Oh girlfriend

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

& you're just a lonely, bitter bitch!

Smokin good

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Oh, I bet he's smelled smoke in many, many places!!!