Pillsbury Dough Boy?

JackPedigo comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Or maybe he is one of the original zombies.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Thing is, not much in that story is really original, not even the virgin birth! Plagiarism abounds!

Sing it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

My Tesla ran off with an Uber!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

My pick-up ran off with a Volt. & now my weed-eater is gettin' all heated with my little Mustang's Colt!

Damn!

LEPeff comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Isn't that just a little creepy?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

the top or the bottom picture??? LOL

Key & Peele - Sexy Vampires... [youtube.com]

Captnron59 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

IDK... she can play with my nips...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I was thinking the same thing!

RENO 911! - Crackhead Cow (w/ special guest)... [youtube.com]

Captnron59 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Strange humor it is...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Should have been the sub-title to this show!

Science Fictionisms,2.

LEPeff comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I am humbled by the wisdom of your quotes.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Have a whole book of them, most will be posted!

Must.post.more.memes.

ashortbeauty comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Getting close...I can taste it!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@ashortbeauty Congrats!!!

Got a lot deeper in the last 24 hours, too!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

When dealing with most dinguses those WTF lines turn to laughter lines pretty quickly!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Or, vice versa!

The easy availability of Little People Porn and Simpsons Hentai has me like.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 9, 2018:

Hey guys, @EricTrommater, @phxbillcee, @Blindbird am I being overly sensitive when I tell you that using the word midget is a bit offensive? Even if I am, do you think you might change it to little people or L.P. instead? I know generally we aren't very PC here but... please think about it? Thanks

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@RavenCT Shortening = "country lube"!

Roman Military Commanders Home Discovered... [livescience.com]

Druvius comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Interesting. The military was pretty much the only career available in the empire.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Had to have smiths/weapon makers!

Well, they have a point.

d_day comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Unless... They didn't tell him about it.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

that would have been his second question, right after, "Why can't I use the nukes??"

I hope your week goes well

RavenCT comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Unless a raptor is chasing you....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

You need to always behave as if a raptor is chasing you, then, if caught prepare to give it the finger, or flipper!

Give you three guesses why I put Adelle here.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I sense a theme! Also, maybe instead of Adelle, it should have been Todd Rundgren!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@Blindbird You mean, "Here's Johnny!"???

No words! lol

BeeHappy comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Even Aliens wanna have fun! lol

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Well, they are "girls"!

Give you three guesses why I put Adelle here.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I sense a theme! Also, maybe instead of Adelle, it should have been Todd Rundgren!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@Blindbird I'm missing a reference, then. Adelle+Nicholson how?

Another do it yourself tip

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Or, redneck birth control!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Redneck depends! Redneck Immodium! Redneck thong bikini! Redneck flystrip!

Another do it yourself tip

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Or, redneck birth control!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@RavenCT Great minds...

Yup this

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Needs to be posted in the "gun control" group, too!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@RavenCT thanks!

I hadn't thought of it that way. Friggin scary

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I just hope he doesn't just decide to declare bankruptcy for the United States and walk away.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

At least he's got experience with bankruptcies!

Since we already went there...

AustinSkepticus comments on Mar 11, 2018:

This post is inconceivable.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I was waiting for that one!

Philosophical Failures of Christian Apologetics, Part 10: Other Religions... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I'm really surprised more people aren't watching these.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Spread the word. I think they're more than worth the time!

To follow on Eric's Ayn Rand meme...

psycheworks comments on Mar 11, 2018:

wow never heard of this person but I guess she was a politician? and atheist?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Also darling of conservatives & libertarians.

Always!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

The voice in my head usually tells me to set fires...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

& bothered!

Which movie is this from?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

A Princess Bride meme, love it!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

or...

Which movie is this from?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

A Princess Bride meme, love it!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I'll help here...

To follow on Eric's Ayn Rand meme...

psycheworks comments on Mar 11, 2018:

wow never heard of this person but I guess she was a politician? and atheist?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Author, sorta philosopher, social commentator. Was a few years back, probably before your time!

Always!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

The voice in my head usually tells me to set fires...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Instead, he just get's himself hot!

Trump lies??? I'm shocked!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Good one, but posted yesterday!!! I know, it's real hard to keep up with the flood on this site!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@ashortbeauty Naw, your taste is impeccable & unless you have far too much time on your hands, like I do, no way to keep up in this group, even tho it's fun to try!

To follow on Eric's Ayn Rand meme...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I've never read 50 Shades of Grey... But I cannot imagine it being any worse than Atlas Shrugged!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@Blindbird Could only handle the first one, & that just barely. I won't even bother seeing the movies.

What great novels will be written about these times. (bah)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I pull for a porn star almost every night!!!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater I will leave it there.

Not even Ritz... Like the cheap dollar store brand.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Now I can't get the Chevy Chase/Richard Pryor SNL "job interview" out of my mind!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Here we go... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9TS1pRmajU

Trump lies??? I'm shocked!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Good one, but posted yesterday!!! I know, it's real hard to keep up with the flood on this site!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater Fair enough, & you're probably right. Not everyone is on as much as I am. (Or, you are!)

If I don't get a car customer in the next 28 minutes ... This will be me.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Except that I wish you a sale, I also wish you a happy hour!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater Should you be doing that in a public restroom?!?

Some Science Fictionisms.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.... Douglas Adams would ...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Probably has happened many times! Every time with a "Bang"!!! & Adams went too soon, glad you reminded us of this!

Tonight's story states: President Donald Trump arrived in western Pennsylvania on Saturday night ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2018:

He doesn't want competition

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EllenDale Point taken!

Easy Like Sunday Morning...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

At least I don't get the let down at the end of Sunday because I'm dreading Monday. Monday is just another day to me too!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater Damn it! I told you to get off that leg!!!

What doesn't belong? Trick question, no real difference!!!...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Also, just goes to show that even some atheists can be assholes!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater Boooobs!

When someone starts quoting Ayn Rand.

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy is a lot more than what people think. Yes, it is fantasy genre but has some deeper story lines if one looks into it more.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater See! Misguided on every level!!! LOL

What doesn't belong? Trick question, no real difference!!!...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Also, just goes to show that even some atheists can be assholes!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater As you do with many of your posts! That's a good thing, tho!

For God so loved the turtle....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Turtles all the way down!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater The Sea of Tranquility?

For God so loved the turtle....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Turtles all the way down!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Plus, I love the Discworld series!

When someone starts quoting Ayn Rand.

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy is a lot more than what people think. Yes, it is fantasy genre but has some deeper story lines if one looks into it more.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater An Ayn Rand joke... of course by "social progressives" he actually means Puritanical, religious, holier-than-thou, fascist-minded, for-your-own-good, totalitarian types. So there's that!

To follow on Eric's Ayn Rand meme...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I've never read 50 Shades of Grey... But I cannot imagine it being any worse than Atlas Shrugged!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Oh, it is. In a different way, but it is.

Easy Like Sunday Morning...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 11, 2018:

At least I don't get the let down at the end of Sunday because I'm dreading Monday. Monday is just another day to me too!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

I posted the next one just for you, Eric!

Trump's clock...

njoy_life_2 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I just yesterday discovered how deliciously funny you all are! Love you all, plz plz plz don't stop!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Welcome! & don't worry, we're far too sick to stop!

When my Catholic Friends start asking me if there's any "there," there.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm not particularly impressed with his, either!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater Gee, Eric, after catching so many of your posts & comments & the fact you're on this site, yes, I would have been confused!!!

An Ozzy Osborne Cat Meme... because I'm trying to get up enough points to get to level eight.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Watch out, folks! Eric's loose!!!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@Insectra keep trying to tell Eric that once your picture gets on the web, it's there to stay!

Definition of love (L)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Now, now. Remember, it was Satan that hid them bones!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater Now that's what ya' call an understatement!

Tonight's story states: President Donald Trump arrived in western Pennsylvania on Saturday night ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2018:

He doesn't want competition

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

He doesn't have competition! No other orangutan can do what he does!!!

What If Dark Matter Doesn't Exist?... [youtube.com]

EdEarl comments on Mar 10, 2018:

"Dark Matter" is an arbitrary name for an astronomical observation, with unknown causes. The original observation found that stars in galaxies obit their galaxy center faster than the galaxy mass can hold in orbit. The scientist who made this discovery, assumed that some mass existed that could not ...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Good discussion on this, guys! This is always what I hope for when I post these!

What If Dark Matter Doesn't Exist?... [youtube.com]

El-loco comments on Mar 11, 2018:

This is the best explanation of the need for dark matter. https://youtu.be/fUAzc1evIBo I know that some of you guys will be repelled by the maths - but you don't need to understand the maths to understand the point. Skip the first four minutes if you are not into maths.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

Thanks for the video! I think the above was not denying the need for some explanation, just that the explanation may not be "dark matter" as currently thought of.

Speaking of recruiting posters..... I ran across this little gem from the past.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

How the hell did this Commie propaganda slip by the censors!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater Too bad they weren't in a few years earlier to stop the "in god we trust" & "under god" crap getting shoved in!

There are probably other things she doesn't know about you, either...

RavenCT comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Jewelry store I see....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

That sounded like Yoda!!!

Australian travel brochure is Australian.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Everything there can kill you!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@Blindbird Mean, mean Ents!

When my Catholic Friends start asking me if there's any "there," there.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm not particularly impressed with his, either!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater Yeah, I've read it & wasn't impressed. Augustine wasn't all that hot either!

I mean what is the fucking point behind neck ties anyway?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

That looks good on you!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater Ah, a Trump tie!

It's been at least a couple hours since the last masturbation meme.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Now we know what get's Eric off! Well, little dolls (sorry, action figures!!!) & peanut butter!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater I thought you swore off the celery???

... And if that doesn't work there's always drinking a lot, becoming a social leper, and Netflix.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

God! Isn't that why we all became atheists?!?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@EricTrommater Well, one out of three ain't bad!

I mean what is the fucking point behind neck ties anyway?

BeeHappy comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Deep breathe......exhale......breath in...........exhale...... better?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 11, 2018:

@BeeHappy She guessed the secret word!

Another busy night at all the British henge sites as staff work all night to move the stones forward...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Love it!!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Just e=mailed that out to like a dozen folks!

Know Thyself (Romans 12:3-8) "How canst thine partner pleaseth thou, when thouest knows not how to ...

AlasBabylon comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I think I'll excuse myself for a few minutes .... back in a bit! ;-) (I'm kidding, of course!)

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Yeah, sure, did you wash your hands?!?

Uh Oh!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Oh yeah. Party at Lucie's place!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird I don't know if I've posted any here, tho I have posted some of the guys WOTM stuff. Check out Mr. Deity on YT, they're a hoot!

I think I've lost my...

RavenCT comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm stealing that facepalm one for future use.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

That's more than cool, I steal all mine!

Uh Oh!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Oh yeah. Party at Lucie's place!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Do you ever catch the Mr. Deity videos?

Just gonna leave these here for no particular reason.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I swore off celery after that Meme a week or so ago about celery and peoples buttholes.....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird Must be why you're searching for your sex life, then!!

The GOP is now marketing to children.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I need an adult

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Livinlife I'm afraid you'll have to look outside this group!

An Ozzy Osborne Cat Meme... because I'm trying to get up enough points to get to level eight.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Watch out, folks! Eric's loose!!!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@EricTrommater Get off my leg!!!

If this actually Sparks a conversation in the comments I will be so disappointed.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I...um...no. just no

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird

Another clock....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 10, 2018:

It just comes back in the fall :-(

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@BeeHappy Hey! This time it wasn't Eric that ruined it!

What If Dark Matter Doesn't Exist?... [youtube.com]

hlfsousa comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Is the mass of planets relevant to the gravity of the star system that contains them?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

I believe so, but in a very modest way.

Yum??

Galihad_Z comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Goes great with Merlot! :D

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Don't forget the fava beans!

What If Dark Matter Doesn't Exist?... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I.like how this leaves you with more questions than answers( this is not snark,I'm serious) thanks.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@njoy_life_2 That's why its posted!

Philosophical Failures of Christian Apologetics, Part 4: Word Games... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I love these. I think you've found a way to keep me busy.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Dang! I had another idea entirely!!! LOL But, you've got your LP's, so,...

Narf!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm seeing this as you and @phxbillcee....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@BeeHappy And you are also an... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s98UgBSNoL4

Narf!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm seeing this as you and @phxbillcee....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Love to have a song fight!

Narf!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm seeing this as you and @phxbillcee....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

& @Blindbird is a... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9hLcRU5wE4

Narf!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm seeing this as you and @phxbillcee....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Now me I'm ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WsmSgBRUe4

Narf!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm seeing this as you and @phxbillcee....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@BeeHappy But, but,...

Did You Know We Work With A Sex Demon?... [youtube.com]

BeeHappy comments on Mar 10, 2018:

About right.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Unfortunately, yes, or we wouldn't have to have a #MeToo movement!

What If Dark Matter Doesn't Exist?... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I.like how this leaves you with more questions than answers( this is not snark,I'm serious) thanks.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird See my post 'Philosophical Failures of Christian Apologetics, Part 5: Cognitive Closure', it does a good job on this point.

There are probably other things she doesn't know about you, either...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 10, 2018:

So socks?

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

From the dollar store!

There are probably other things she doesn't know about you, either...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

A post on here about men wanting a woman with a high sex drive until they get one comes to mind. Some people just can't keep up ;)

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

thank goodness you've got your LP's!

Hitch!!!... [youtube.com]

BeeHappy comments on Mar 10, 2018:

(L)

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

He is surely missed!

Narf!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm seeing this as you and @phxbillcee....

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Oh, yeah...

What If Dark Matter Doesn't Exist?... [youtube.com]

EdEarl comments on Mar 10, 2018:

"Dark Matter" is an arbitrary name for an astronomical observation, with unknown causes. The original observation found that stars in galaxies obit their galaxy center faster than the galaxy mass can hold in orbit. The scientist who made this discovery, assumed that some mass existed that could not ...

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

This "phenomenon", & associated observations may remain little more than conjecture for some time. I just love the quest more than anything!

What If Dark Matter Doesn't Exist?... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I.like how this leaves you with more questions than answers( this is not snark,I'm serious) thanks.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

That's science, it's all about the questions & when we do learn something we also usually come up with even more questions!

Passive-Aggressive Roommate Messages... [youtube.com]

Zster comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Many of those were excellent! Thx!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

I do what I can to spread...well, anything I think is funny &/or interesting!

The Texan looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump! "Stop," he ...

273kelvin comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Lol. a battle that lasted 6 days or 2 hours depending which version you believe.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@273kelvin It isn't already?????

Two new members of a hunting lodge meet the oldest member.

FrayedBear comments on Mar 10, 2018:

As Billy Connolly's mate told him "Never trust a fart once you pass 60."

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@FrayedBear YO! back atcha!!! LOL

It's still the...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I work Fridays and Saturdays and Sundays the weekends are just another day.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Actually, every day is just another day. That's why they call them all..days!

Debauchery! I think I like it!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

You know, I tried marijuana once and it was nowhere near that fun. I was greatly disappointed.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Somebody sold you catnip!

For new members who have trouble posting...How to post a meme on : g:31.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

If you can't come up with any snark, pm me and I'll slide you some. I've got plenty!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

I'll vouch for that!!!

Happy Saturday, Bitches!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Pants are overrated!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

so say all your...Little People!!!

The Texan looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump! "Stop," he ...

273kelvin comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Lol. a battle that lasted 6 days or 2 hours depending which version you believe.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

& it's too bad the rest of that "war" didn't go the other way, maybe then Texas would still be part of Mexico & we'd never have had the damn Cowboys!

On the rock star theme.

LEPeff comments on Mar 9, 2018:

You are wise beyond your years and have greater taste and discernment than most!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird Pragmatic-Realist!

On the rock star theme.

LEPeff comments on Mar 9, 2018:

You are wise beyond your years and have greater taste and discernment than most!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

@Blindbird I'm glad I'm wearing my hip boots!

Video Games/Gun Violence, The Daily Show... [youtube.com]

Nebroxah comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Quick! Let's blame the industry we understand the least for the problems we don't want to solve! Climate change? Totally the fault of the high fashion industry.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

I always did like to eat red-herring with my pal Strawman!

One more.

FrayedBear comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Another monkey joke.

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Ah, another one who thought the joke was on the monkey!!! LOL

Two new members of a hunting lodge meet the oldest member.

FrayedBear comments on Mar 10, 2018:

As Billy Connolly's mate told him "Never trust a fart once you pass 60."

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

Is that mph or y.o.?

What?? My memes didn't post. Too raunchy or not raunchy enough??

Merrydelight comments on Mar 10, 2018:

They were pretty tame by my standards!

phxbillcee replies on Mar 10, 2018:

They certainly are, tho they're good ones. (I won't be snarky & say anything about some of them being on here already, I'm not that kind of guy!!!) If you go thru some of the previous photos posted you'll find you're well inside our standards, which admittedly are pretty low!!!