Not on the Hogwarts "approved vendors" list

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

The handle is a bit 'splintery' & could cause chafing!

They get you coming and going

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Ah, you've been to Quebec, too!

Breaking news

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

By pointing out the facts!

It appears I don't give a rat's ass or a flying fck at the same time.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Multi-talented!

@erictrommater

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Fightin' the good fight!

Today's theme crazy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I think most of us can relate to at LEAST one of these!

Here is a site I just learned about and wanted to share. [trumpisnotabovethelaw.org]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I RSVP'd!

Bowling ball technic

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

He must be doing it right!

Big state tx

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I still wish the Mexicans had won!

You're screwed

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Trust the Law of Gravity! you may not walk away from the landing, but you will land!

Just keep driving

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I hear this is a prime vacation spot for Nihilists!

Take that shit somewhere else

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You'll be holding that sign up for a long, long time!

Tomato tomah-to

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Of course, after 27 years, who knows what he got used to!

Ah, culture

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Day at a time, dude, day at a time!

How's that sammich?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Won't be tasting either anytime soon!

Now they tell me

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

It was worth a try!

No I'm not

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I bet I'm wondering if you have to burn them after each use!

Rock paper scissors

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Now, that's my kind of 'game'!

Keep this in mind, always, always, always.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Yes, that old trope, "I despaired at having no shoes 'til I met a man that had no feet" is crap. I still doesn't give you shoes & the lack of them may cost your feet! Ones individual problems are real & personal unto themselves. There will always be someone worse off (or better), and everyone deals differently, but 'diminishing' it to fit someone else's criteria is bull!

This is what my Mum was like

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

If it's a "fucking" tiger, I'm not sure she's any better off. If they have barbs like regular male cats do, she's in for a hell of a ride!

Ok need input from my friends across the pond. How do you say it?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Who gives a flying fuck! This is a big thing? Everybody knows it's scissors, rock paper!!! (Or, as I like to call it, "who gives a flying fuck!")

First World Salvation--Amen! I'm talking to you professional sports players.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& it looks like it's skim milk, too! Horrors!

Heres a dark one.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Which means I'm worth 20 of you! LOL

Make up no needed.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Now that's a colorful anus! Is that a new trend?

RAW! ........ :)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

When barbed-wire says it, it means it!

You'll need to focus for this one.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Just as I thought, loveable! & it only took 1 second!

Hmmm something to ponder

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I'll make that trade-off! Fewer & fewer theists to deal with.

And now the weather from Newcastle

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

NO! They're so much nicer connected!

Simple insights

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

As ye sow, so shall ye reap! The bibble, for all its faults had some great 'truisms', & this is one. Sow courtesy & respect, & recieve it back. Sow hate & discontent & guess what flourishes. I, for one, go with the former! Great cartoon, thanks!

Meanwhile in Miami

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Play it where it lays or take the penalty stroke!

Your Attention Please. Passengers flying to Miami Flo. Please join the queue

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Florida, Scottsdale, AZ or Lourdes!

This is truth

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

That's okay, how often do they reload in action or cowboy movies? & if they do change clips in action movies, where are they keeping them all? Dozens of extras & never changes the lines of their stylish clothing!

Only in America, lost in translation.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& I'm wondering about that "Original Minnow Shot"???

Let's hope not.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Dang, Mom, I was saving that for tonight! For 4 of us!

Watch Out There

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Getting danged close to being a sinkhole!

The Strange Ones

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Which is why I love this group!

Whats Up With Sex?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Or, any!

Word to the wise

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Yeah, I have to agree with the others, probably not in the cards!

Life is But a Dream

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Better not be a MAGA hat on Snoopy!!!

Trivia answer...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I know, I know,...toilet paper!

What else is there to say?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Of course, the typhoons are just over the horizon, so,...

Chaos compared to romance?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

They really are about the perfect couple!

I can relate.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Me, too! Or, even, my girlfriend!

After reading yet ANOTHER article about Trump's discomfort with doing anything to antagonize his ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

LMAO! Yes, yes she did!

My biggest indulgence?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I know I'm likely in the minority here, but I have never liked Oreos. The cream always tasted off & the cookie was never convincing as 'chocolate-flavor' to me. they just seemed so, I don't know factory contrived, I guess. But, that' why they make vanilla, chocolate & tuity-fruity!

Can you figure out what this is? There's no manipulation beyond color correction.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

The base of the Flat Earth??? LOL

This seemed an appropriate place to express my dissatisfaction with today in a musical style.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I've had absolutely "shitty" days myself, so I sympathize with the guy!

And I give up!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Tried to message you but my messages seem to be glitched!

Am I in trouble??????

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Please re-post this to lose all the "extras". Thanks!

Buckcherry Crazy Bitch [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I bet you are!

Seems like a good idea. OK I'm done. This is what happens when I'm snowed in..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Whatever works! Nicotine can be tougher to kick than crack!

My kids and my cats. They don't give AF if I'm sleeping

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

If I get up to pee anywhere close to the usual wake-up/breakfast time one of mine figures its fair to start early. She part Siamese, so she's "talkative" & unlike the other 2 cats has a very heavy tread as she jumps in the bed & walks back and forth over me. "You can't fool me, I know you haven't fallen back to sleep yet. Even tho there's bowls of dry food all over, get up & pamper me for I am Cat!"

It's relaxing

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

When you sleep you're not in pain!

Can't change who we are

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

The flowers don't offset the Snidely Whiplash mustache!

Whose does this remind you of?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Everybody in this group!

Seeing the sights!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

..................................................................................................................................................................!

Adele - rolling in the deep [m.youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Still one of her best!

Someone's bitter

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Another roadkill meme!

So that's the secret

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Whatever works!

He's a sensitive guy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Multi-talented!

Sounds legitimate

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Men always claim confusion as their excuse, maybe because it's so often true!

Not every man will find it.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Ah, but the search is half the fun!

Sport of kings....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& the rest look like the honeymoon...

Not my ex...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Hell, he'd even touch it with the little twig he's got!

Party till you ....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You party animal, you!

It's my fault.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You mean y'all are doomed to Eternal Winter then?

Confidence is key....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& by that point, even you have forgotten what the favor was!

Pug life.......

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Sorry, little fella, I forgot my tap shoes!

This is beyond my skills; she needs Elven medicine.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Here's one for you...

Life goals....who wants to join me?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Not me! I know where you'd put me, Eric! In the cage next to the operating theater! Believe me, you don't want to harvest these organs!

Fool me twice...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Sadly true. No funny comment here.

Butts. And a brow meme cause pun.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

May as well add to the mix...

Finally a Day of to come play with y'all

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You started off well! Erin go Bragh!

Too late for therapy for this kid

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Ah, Arkansas in spring!

This is true

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Good answer!

Not sure that is what he meant

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Damn, they're trained well!

Beautiful poetry

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Thanks, man, but you really shouldn't. No, I mean that, you shouldn't, at all, ever. It's best to have attainable goals. Maybe a blow-up sheep or something. You know, start small, work your way up to a sex doll. I think the coffee is kicking in!!!

Heartbreak

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& it's still winter!

At last. Free at last

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Always @Rudy1962's favorite part of the day!

Bad doctor

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Looks like he's gonna have a black eye!

His lucky day

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Always good advice, I keep my camera equipment there, too!

I don't know why I always have to be the pervert in this group

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Because you're so good at it! But, face it, you are definitely not alone!

Da Nile isn't just a river in Egypt

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I won't say it!

k we can deflect a couple from Syria to here!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Now, I believe they only do 50 lashes at a time, they don't want him to die (how humane), but that means 40 sessions of this!

Had ramen from a ramen bar today and I must say, I stand corrected. That's good stuff.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Even Homer couldn't take the Oreo flavored!!! Gross stuff, that! Never liked 'em!

Hi there! I joined this group because for years, decades really, I was controlled by my mental ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Welcome! I'm glad you're getting a handle on things, but I've found one can only go so far on their own. You end up being to close to the problems. While your progress is admirable, I hope you're still getting some help. Best of luck! Feel free to talk on this site to get support or feedback. Many of us have been through or are going through similar issues!

Front lawn is a solid sheet of ice about 2 inches or more thick

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Beautiful & dangerous!

I've screwed up again.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I'm not married.

Still giggling...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Tightens ALL the sphincter muscles!!!

Good question, I want to know this myself.. who came up with this malarky

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Because they're all stage names!

Cheat sheet for modern times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Beastly!

Do people actually use this for dating, or is it basically just an open forum to discuss socially ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

There is some "dating", tho more 'trying' I believe! This has become a number of communities, some inter-linked & a few mor insular. The ideas don't have to be socially umpopular, though those kinds of ideas do arise. Check out the categories & the Groups, there are many interests represented here! Welcome & dive in!

You're not invited

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Ouch! Tho I have a few friends that have offered me 'asylum' if I wanted!

Stop..... Oh.... Wait.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Going right to my FB page!

More RepulicanJesus

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Sermon Reform!

RepublicanJesus

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Well, not unless I was invited first, anyway!

The gift that keeps on giving.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Slap its silly ass spherical again!

Beating Masturbation.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

No thanks, dude! I think I'd lose the "feeling"!

Mouse....??

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Huh? You said something?

The last. Gnite

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Nope, no "Intelligent Design" here either!