How you know it's been awhile for her

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

She doesn't need a Tampax, she need's a Swiffer!

Watching Spongebob yesterday and noticed that the fish and sandy the squirell had boobs.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I watch some animation still, but gave up on kid's cartoons long ago. So glad no little one's around!

Ok, this is going to be a meme sequence about work today

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Or just, Learning how to apply for a job without bringing your mom to the interview with you!

More like 20%+

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

& these "special" folk have been around forever! The first & longest lasting scam. Prostitution & agriculture just edged it out as the oldest human 'occupation'!

Know your strengths..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Funny 'cause it's true! & I bet he'd get a kick out of this!

Bill Nye.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Donald tRump, the Political Dump!

This speaks for a few of us on here..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I lost sight of that line long ago!

How mad are we?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Which is why I feel so at home!

Awww - When two people kiss!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

And if they're kissing & he's performing anal, does that make a type of Klein Bottle???

Girls in my Town be Like ..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Coke ho's, crack ho's, all the same & all so sad. (Also, don't let @KKGator see that her avatar was mis-used!)

I think he should have run..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

LMFAO!!! Good one! LOL!

Got a favorite quote ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Since I'm a bit of a cynic... & have a twisted sense of humor... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk

Warning, this is totally disgusting

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I was gonna say tRump & his wife a few years after his impeachment when he's exiled to S. Africa, but found out below it's the founder of JimmyJohns. I haven't eaten there yet, & I surely won't now! Hunting for food is understandable, tho I don't do it myself, I've had far too many friends that did & so did generations before, responsibly. Trophy hunting is despicable! Period! You fat fuck! Try & take on a lion with only a knife if you think your such a big shit! The pride could feast on you for days!

A friend of mine and I were talking about music the other day.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ssome of the most magnificent classical music is 'religion' themed, Handel's Messiah as just one example. Gospel has some of the most incredible vocals around! Sometimes the 'lyrics' or theme can be ignored. Sometimes a very human message is inherent in the words, religion based or not. I'm not a fan of most 'church' music "onward christian soldiers" disgusts me, but take it one song at a time! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPMbiEkLK7E

Have You Ever....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Yup, but it will only go so far. I do have a limit meter & if pushed or pulled too far, it does kick in.

Cicada shell

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Get them on my yard trees & on the block walls out here often! (Obviously on different cycles)

Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. Agree or disagree?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Oh, yes!

Why to call yourself "Atheist" instead of "Agnostic."

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I found your post cogent & I find that I agree on many points. I label myself an agnostic-atheist. I don't believe, but can't prove the existence or non-existence of a diety. tho I myself might phrase it somewhat differently I find that I can go along pretty much with the Jerry DeWitt quote, "Skepticism is my Nature, Freethought is my Methodology, Agnosticism is my Conclusion, Atheism is my Opinion & Humanitarianism is my Motivation."

Why Jesus hasn't returned

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Wouldn't be the first in that predicament...

Stress Eating sucks! Just thought I would let you know.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

You need something else to do with your mouth & hands.................................Try a hard candy & posting memes!

Hey check this out... [m.facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ugh! comes to mind! Yeah, think that's an internet April Fool's promotion!

One of my cats Louie

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Is that cat doing catnip??? LOL

Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I paraded a pig in mid-town Philadelphia as an alternative to Mayor Rizzo. I had tickets to Woodstock but got grounded because I took off a few weeks before to catch the Atlantic City Rock Fest. I met Red Skelton in a little Mom & Pop Italian restaraunt in Phoenix. I have been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine 4 years in a row, but they won't picture me because they're afraid I'll give Brad Pitt a complex.

Hi everybody My name is Ken Riley and I just joined, I'm going to hang around and get to know you ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Howdy & welcome!

My posts are going to be an erratic balance of deep philosophical questions, smartassery and prose ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Let's see what ya' got!

Do you Google?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I use Google constantly while online. To verify a statement, to double-check myself. To find the appropriate source. To look for great comeback memes. This is an awesome tool. We have libraries at our fingertips! Damn skippy I Google!

Is there a way to like profile pictures?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I welcome laughter at my pics!

Just don't mess up with my Bengal Tiger business, Okay ???

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I love the..."...but that's because hes bilingual." line!!!!

@livinlife - When your pirate friend comes out

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

You put your right peg in, you put your right peg out, you put your right peg in & ya' shake it all about...!!!

Meh you know its true

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Add sick cats, chronic pain & an 89 yo Mom with incipient dementia & you've got the Trifecta (Wait, that's more than 3, damn, can't even do math anymore!!!)

The evolution of jesus

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Nailed him! With that stone, I can meet THIS criteria!

Wrong number

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

LMAO!

Sweet fat of mine!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

You shouldn't make fun of a man with child!

Meanwhile, in England, me trying to find these places

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

There's a few I wouldn't mind visiting!

I could see a song coming!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Hate to tell you but that ain't no chicken!

I wouldn't hate them so much if this was true, but I think they are probably just horrible people.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Yeah, just horrible semi-people. Meth isn't poisoning them, their evil hearts & selfish thoughts do that!

We are brave meme warriors.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

The best advice I can give you is quickly in & quickly out! (Diablo II reference!)

Some of the posts here are serious in tone and beg a serious response.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

If it bothers you, just ignore it & move on. Some folks just don't do serious, or what is serious to one is chuckle for another. Unless the comment is a personal one, ignore it!

What truly sickens me horribly any more is how all these NGO type(s) , Political parties and ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I may give of some of my limited income to individuals that I think deserve it, but I will give nothing to the DNC!

Trump signed an executive order to GUT the Postal Service! What next privatization of of all ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Both now acquired!

You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! ? - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Well done & timely! #StayWokeBitches!

Ashley is 18.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I have a sick 17 yo & a very aging 19 yo, I know what you're going through!

[youtu.be] Hey kids, you wanna get really mad at an old white dude?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

That's my girl! B.D. is great!

Sounds about right.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

LMAO! The guy thinks ahead!

I'd have to one first.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Let's see if I remember my fingering excercises!

Thanks Jesus.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Feeding the hungry & curing diseases is sort of a side gig now. It's all about specialization.

Memes!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Can you guess what else stood up?

It's why I have trust issues

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Okay, disclosure time, I prefer raisins!

History was dark!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Oh, such a good one!

Me too, kid. Me too

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

At least I've developed a cold stare & evil laugh to scare them back!

Prof. Magilla

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I thought he was doing stand-up!

Natural is better!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I'll stick with pie, thanks! LOL

Honest it was a vitamin pill.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

As his GF keeps telling him, "Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth, tell a lie, tell a lie, tell a lie..."!

Truth be told here..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Isn't that the absolute truth!

A- LOT lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I do have the habit of adding the words, too, unfortunately!

Swim Forrest swim!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Unless it's Steve Martin & Kermit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gNuj8UkyC4

I don't see your arms & legs in a cast!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Damn skippy! I do think that if only one person in the house works that the other should shoulder the majority of household chores, whether male or female. That is rare these days tho, if both can't chip in & help out, it's not a partnership!

Science stuff.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

& a physical science pun!

How to save at tax time.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Yep, & he so love's his work!

The devil is apparently above average.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Or, he's bi-dicksterous!

Can someone give a guy a hand??

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

& when you're finished that...

Elmo saves!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Somebody skinned Elmo!!!!!

Try this one weird trick...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ah, one of those infamous chain-nothings! I've heard about these!

EVERY body is, if you believe.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Bet Hey-Zeus was happy when they got 'married'!

Disband NASA now....we can't it.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Oh, they're here, they're here! Get @Blindbird to tell you the truth!

Actually I wouldn't mind...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

It would be a bit surprising, even if it wasn't at work! Actually, I'm sort of a regular at the VA & see many Service Dogs (& their people!), & you should NOT pet them while working. Not cool to even ask, it just makes things awkward! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9PqaaIBjq0

I'm in danger....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Yes, you are, 'cause you do all 4 at once & you're eyes are getting very confused!

$40k a year doesn't buy what it used to...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Probably majored in English Lit!

More lizards!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Lots & lots of lizards out here in AZ, cool little buggers! Even if most of them in my backyard are missing tails due to the feral family of cats that live out there, too!

Morning coffee and memes.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Don't know if he's spilling because he's pouring the coffee on his 'beak' or that "big ass titties" are tough to swallow!

Did not see that coming...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Seems it's a true story! Here's just one report! http://www.newsweek.com/gang-boss-who-kidnapped-nurses-vaccinate-poor-hailed-modern-day-robin-hood-808675

He has spoken....or Tweeted.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Hey, I believe him for once! LOL

Random thoughts this morning

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Train wrecks to left of me, train wrecks to the right, stuck in the middle with loneliness & an angry woman!

Hate when that happens

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

There are procedures to follow to ensure a good outcome. Chipotle burritos before is probably not the best way to prepare!

Throwing stones

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Uh, that's what the military & Guard is for, & if that ever happened even gun control folks would be begging, borrowing or stealing guns to defend the country. &, if they had to, yes, throw rocks! Sorry, stupid meme.

Medication

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Oooh, this is an insidious little meme! Wrong on so many levels, & yet so amusingly right!

Right side of life

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Who in dog's name puts coke in 19 yo bourbon?!?! That should be a punishable offense!!! (Also, 19 yo is probably not yet a woman. About as ripe & fresh as the body gets, but seldom character in the facial features yet, & what do you say to them after you say, "Thanks, that was great!" Ok, maybe that's enough, but, still...)

Bad taste too

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Yeah, we white Americans, especially male, have it so tough! We should start a movement, like, oh, I dunno, a whole government?

Important gs

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Wish she'd make up her mind!

Appreciate the little gs...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Just the opposite of when you were a toddler!

Yeah! Let's have a kegger!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

There is cask-aged vodka, just nip one of those!

Do someg about it!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Sure, why not! Can we bar-b-que her after?

We can celebrate the small victories.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

One disaster at a time, that's my motto!

A Lego-ist??

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I'd think it would be equally uncomfortable for either gender!

It's all pun and games until...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Love that 1st one!

But be patient, it could happen...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Why I don't bother checking, it's almost always for the previous 'owner' of the number anyway!!!

Romancing...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I want your ugly, I want your disease...Ah, they don't write love songs like that anymore!!!

Who else suffers from an embarrassingly low sense of worth, no self confidence, and less than of ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Often.

I don't normally post political memes but this one made me laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

LOL!!! & so do the rest of us!

Some more I found that I enjoyed.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

All keepers! & with that last, reason has been the enemy of the church for ages. Even the Reformatio brought the same mindset w/ Martin Luther decrying reason as the enemy of faith...which it is!

No Harry Potter?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

No, tho I traveled thru there a lot when I worked the carny. Also, way too old for Harry Potter to be the thing. Maybe Jason & The Argonauts or The 7 Faces of Dr. Lao or something. Maybe even Mary Poppins!

Was there a catalyzing event, person or perhaps a book sealing it in your mind forever the ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I 'drifted' into atheism fairly early from a Catholic upbringing. I went through a "new Age" phase, still somewhat searching. I was always interested in scientific discoveries & science-fiction, so leaned to a more rational outlook even during my teen "woo" years, which were also filled with psychedelics, so there's that! I ended up a non-believer, with some philosophy under my belt, but it was sorta just there, something I would usually state as just "I don't believe the stories". After reading Dawkins, Hirchens & Harris, & then Dennett, & now many others, my atheism came into focus. I am a proud & active atheist, with much more grounding & a solidification of what was before very inchohate. Those books weren't necessary to my unbelief, but they did aid greatly to understand why I didn't & to realize I wasn't alone!

Would you rather be crazy rich or deeply in love?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Crazy, richly, deeply in love!

Well well well.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

A whole building?!? Dang, are they hiring?

dankmemes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Some good ones! Nice additions!

And this is how it is ladies

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Yep, the Senate Panel on Women's Healthcare in a nutshell!

commonsense

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I have a t-shirt with a variation of the 2nd, "Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings." One of my favs!

taxthechurches

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Tax 'em like any other organization!

imaginaryenemies

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Both pretty whacko! But, Hey-Zeus always seemed like a wuss of a carpenter, my money's on satan!

Yes indeec

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Yes, would be great stress relievers. Now, let's talk about contents!