☕️ Caffeine ☕️

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

There's a Starbucks everywhere!

I really hope this is Photoshop

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Bet this is his dog!

Rollin' France - what if animals were round? - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Funny & cute.

An Englishman, Scotsman, and an Irishman are in a pub together and each orders a pint of ale.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I'm Scots-Irish & I approve this joke!

Trump, Hitler, Syria, Russia, and the Man in the Funny Hat. Enjoy: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Good post, as per usual! Thanks, bro!

Drive by baptism

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

The Mormon's are at it again! If they can't do a drive-by they'll get ya' when you're dead!

The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Full Album [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

So many shit quality versions of this out there! I had to go through at least 5 others to even get this!

Taking it waaay back. @Phxbillcee was in his teens ;)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Like the first, have always loved the second. The next 2, well, I've always hated that "something from nothing" mis-conception. That's really what the theists mean with genesis, not what the Big Bang theory proposes at all. Okay, rant over! (& btw, I was only in my toddler phase, @Blindbird, which did last for awhile, I'll admit!)

TBT oldie...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I hope you don't bring a pet with you, tho!

Hey @phxbillcee triloBITE me :) disclaimer the one in the middle is for amusement value only.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

The last sounds like you!

Yeah, right.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

What, You didn't see the "candles" right away?? LOL! Wondering how old the students are!!!

Here Bill you look hungry ;)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Okay, Angie! This isn't over!

And the grand prize is.....your name forever linked with Trump....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Of course, when POS-tus get's indicted he'll get what he was hoping for the whole time!

While I was walking on Robson St Vancouver, I came across this beauty, a real bargain, I could not ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Hmmm, what can I possibly do with 6 bodies? Are they still live? Pre-gutted? So many questions!!!

This memes war @phxbillcee TBT

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Okay, challenge accepted!

Not a meme...my s.i.l and grandson. Caught this 40lb this past weekend

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Catfish?

Your choice

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Or, you can attempt to collapse the whole thing on both of you!

We'll see if this takes, plus I have to re-fix 2 previous!!! eric clapton slowhand full ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

"The Core" just slays me every time! One of the only songs I've looped & just zonked out with!

My TBT contribution.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Are we down to spidey-crap? Have we sunk that low? I'm gonna get all medieval on y'all again!

Having the horn but not really knowing.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I call bull, everyone now knows the Vikings didn't really have horns on their helmets!

One for the RPG kids

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Poetic justice, anyone?

Religious humor?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

LOL!

Which Ass Are You?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

The ass that thinks this is all bull! So, figure it out!!!

The Atari's Boys of summer. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Need to re-add https, we're having that problem again. Attn: @Admin

Couldn't resist

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

He just eats up that knowledge!

All abroad!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

LMAO! So damn true!

The Best Of Elvin Bishop... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I fixed, hopefully, it stays fixed!

Even after fixing some of mine, they don't always stay fixed. Very annoying @Admin

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Yeah, I just fixed 2 of mine, hopefully, they stay fixed. They were good when I posted them. This has happened before. Please check @Admin, thanks!

Making Babies the Easy way. Controversial Book.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Seems like a lot of shit to me!

The student’s not wrong.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

& a very happy dentist!

Once upon a time there was a zoo in West Virginia that specialized in rare and unusual animals.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I think I am contemplating homicide right now. Whether it will be by strangulation or blunt force trauma is not important to the outcome of the story!

The church needed a new bell ringer, so the preacher was trying out applicants.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Somehow this story doesn't ring true!

Wishbone Ash Jail Bait, the first time I heard this track I was a daytripper [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Just an FYI, I have the whole album posted on here, "Pilgrimage", their 2nd.

"Yes, it's on my calendar." -story of my life

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

How do you get blood out of a silk scarf?

Communication hole

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I can actually see this working!

Keeping it clean with the Roto Wipe

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Say goodbye to toilet paper, your hemorrhoids, your taint & if it snags on your sack...!!!!

Not sure grannie did this right

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

He'll grow into it!

What have we become

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

&, btw, how is that working out for you???

It's hard out there for a player

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

@Rudy1962, you wish you had that problem!

I k there's a reason

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Also his way of telling us what he thinks of us!

Hang on! I did don’t have the main course.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

The main reason it was the Last supper!

Cuz people suck! Almost as badly as this pun does....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Actually, one of the better puns! This & nerd puns I like.

Best to stay in your own bubble

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Hey, she COULD be calling 9-1-1! Or, getting ready to make a clip for FB!

Not sure this is true

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

LMFAO! The image just 'followed through' so to speak &,...oh, lawdy!

Forgot what this one is

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

It ain't the seed, it's the stalk!

Is this good news?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Now if it just killed the ones around you, too! Oh, wait, it does! Double bonus!

Yachts......

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Oh, geez, French puns!

Have a sense of humor

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Tell 'em to send female cops!

Break it to me gently

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Ah, the gift that keeps on giving!

Poor fella

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Why the 'Batman' outfit, tho????

Poor fella

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Oh, geez, I was at the vet yesterday!?! Let me check< >I'm OK! I forgot, was the Vet hospital, the VA, but they did put me out for a bit for my endoscopy, so I figured I ought to be safe & check!

It happens

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Looks like she's ready to go "native"! @Blindbird & @Insectra will be right behind her!

Seems legit

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Ah, that pure Peruvian Hey-Zeus strain I've heard so much about!

Discretely packaged, they said

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

What's really funny is that this is probably a wrist-support brace or the like & the shipping department had time on their hands!

Destroy the bible belt

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

You could do a more efficient job, dude!

Greek Mythology

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Now that pun has some horse-sense!

It's a punishment

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Common sense is so uncommon we should probably find another name for it!

Christian morals. Nuff said.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

& that the 'happiest' & most prosperous, well-adjusted countries in the world have large healthy atheist populations!

Parental viciousness

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Would be doubly funny if she was also gay & just didn't tell anyone for 21 years!

Can't make them think

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Which is why reason, logic & even the best worked "Street Epistemology" will only be partially effective with the religiously or 'conspiracy-theory' entrenched mind-set. Like most addicts, they have to hit rock-bottom & find their own way to the light!

We are but one family. Well said, Mr. Lee, well said.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

You tell 'em, Bruce!

Somehow catholicism comes to mind ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Any form of xtianity comes to mind with this one. Also, this way "Thargos" can claim 100% effectiveness!

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phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

This is the dawning of the Shortened Attention-Span, the Shortened Attention-Span, eh, what was I saying?

I'd say this was me as a kid, but there was no Netflix way back then.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

& bugs!

So profoundly true, lol.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

"You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here. Whether you can hear it or not the Universe is laughing behind your back. Give up!" I've posted this before, but it's apt here, plus, it's hilarious (Yay! National Lampoon) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk

I need to take notes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

The sub-title should be: "Without Committing Mass-Slaughter or Going Insane".

And no pre-existing conditions!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I just have one thing to say...Single-Payer, now on to our regularly scheduled program... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDWwxNDnPoU

And good riddance. I suggest we balance the budget by eliminating his pension.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

That would be a nice present for the country! Unfortunately what he & his have set up is they will be comfortable with a nice pension & health care that will end up being denied to most working-class people. His tax plan balloons the deficit & the deficit will be the reason to slash Social Security & Medicare. That, of course, was the plan all along!

Michael Cohen

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

& tRump is now more determined than ever to try & sack Mueller. If he does we'll see if the GOP has ANY integrity left!

Mmm. Side effects

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Well, profits were down to 130% a quarter, so we figured...

Any prickly sensations?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

For now!

Oh my eyes... will not be the same...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I forgot mine that day, that's why I'm in the back there.

Speaking of more bullshit..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Excellent!

And there is a lot of that floating around lately.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Not this particular flavor! the BS floating around now has a very distinct odor!

It's dark up here

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Reminds me of when a friend's dobie fell "in love" with another friend's female Great Dane! We built ramps & everything!

The T cell Virus

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Anatomy/biology meme! Love me some nerd humor!

Or when all they do is post memes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Better to learn it early!

April in Virginia be like...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Or, both!

Yeah, Sylvia Plath...maybe you eat too much gluten!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

No, but I hear murder gives temporary relief!

New sighting!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

& as far as I can tell, that's about as good as it gets!

Love These Police Dogs

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Wait until the cat starts spraying!

How to Punish Your Kids

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

The gift that keeps on giving!

Love at first....meh.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

You know you've found her (him) when,...

Extra tasty !!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Ah, so that's where that delicate aftertaste comes from!

metoo ...the struggle is real....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

#greentoo!

Not Again Please

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

That shark has been jumped.

Camping by the River

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

They are hoping for 'slow' food, just waiting in the "walk-thru' lane!

off Normies!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I hope that's not a request, tho some of mine do come dangerously close to the line at times!

Back to nature.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

& the cemetery grass is doing so much better since they got that!

Evidence!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

That's almost as convincing as their 'evidence'!!!

Dog shaming.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Let me guess,...the dog's name is Eric!

The t-Rump Zone....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I'm terrified already!

I need to find someone that looks at me like this beer does.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Better settle for a dog!

Obvious Plant is Obvious.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Love how he(she)(them) put these in Dr.s offices & government offices, grocery stores, pharmacies, etc. & I love wondering how many folks are taken in?!?

Gee, I'll have to check this out.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

just as believable as the current version!

I hope the humans like this

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

That does not bode well, your other personalities can explain why!

Probably need to think of something more practical

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Well, my diet has graced me with the most piquant farts in town!

Choose one ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Stuck in the middle with all you bozos!

We've all been there

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

"I'll be ready next time!"

I like both methods

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Yeah, but you got a hole in your head, not your hands!