SelectIve smokIng

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Good, more for me, & there's the door!

JamaIca man mIssed

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

But then, who would make the dank memes???

Tall man rules

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Can you imagine him next to Jeff Sessions?!?

How to not dress

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I don't know, that looks like tRump's inauguration!

People can be so cruel....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Some people are just sick & twisted. Don't worry, Eric, I have room in my trunk!

You old AF if you get this....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Ralph finally did it! (Really, I only know from re-runs!!!)

More pouring on Zuckerburg....feel free to join!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

That is perfect! Kudos to that guy!

Not today Wendy....not today.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Not ever again, Wendy. I may be twisted & drunk, but I'm not THAT stupid!

Led Zeppelin - Houses Of The Holy (Deluxe Edition)... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Side one No. Title Writer(s) Length 1. "The Song Remains the Same" Jimmy Page Robert Plant 5:32 2. "The Rain Song" Page Plant 7:39 3. "Over the Hills and Far Away" Page Plant 4:50 4. "The Crunge" John Bonham John Paul Jones Page Plant 3:17 Side two No. Title Writer(s) Length 5. "Dancing Days" Page Plant 3:43 6. "D'yer Mak'er" Bonham Jones Page Plant 4:23 7. "No Quarter" Jones Page Plant 7:00 8. "The Ocean" Bonham Jones Page Plant 4:31 + 1. "The Song Remains the Same" (Guitar overdub reference mix) Page Plant 5:29 2. "The Rain Song" (Mix minus piano) Page Plant 7:45 3. "Over the Hills and Far Away" (Guitar mix backing track) Page Plant 4:22 4. "The Crunge" (Rough mix - Keys up) Bonham Jones Page Plant 3:16 5. "Dancing Days" (Rough mix with vocal) Page Plant 3:46 6. "No Quarter" (Rough mix with JPJ keyboard overdubs - No vocal) Jones Page Plant 7:03 7. "The Ocean" (Working mix) Bonham Jones Page Plant 4:26

Looking for that tree dick... it's gotta be down there somewhere!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Maybe she's having trouble 'cause he's wearing underpants! How could you tell???

New food group..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Ray Comfort will be SO upset!

Gave out a lot of hints..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I've never thought that of you! I have more respect for you than that!

My mate Er indoors went to see a clairvoyant.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Depends on how well you hide the body. Talk to Eric, he may have some tips!

My favourite charity shop, I do shop there because they help to get those poor girl out of the ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Copenhagen? I know it's not Phoenix, I've searched!!!

Below the border

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

That applies to quite a few of our college students!

Toy story revIsed

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Throw in Marge Simpson & Eric will be on this in a flash!

This one's a bit artsy-fartsy... Well fartsy anyway.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Eric, a better version, (I think)...

Teacher changes lIfeplan

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Confusing times for us all, but you have to feel for the kids today.

When people ask for thoughts and prayers

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Dark, girlfriend! Yeah, they may be the next one in the center of your circle!

Is that Donatello?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

No, that's a fifth TMNT, Diabetes!

Who here has come out as an atheist in their families?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I'm totally out, to family & everyone else. I have about 12 'atheist' t-shirts' that I wear often, tho I will admit I won't usually wear it when my youngest sister visits from OR as I see no reason to rub her face in it & I see her so seldom. But I also have an "atheist atom" tat on my right forearm, so that's there no matter what!

I'm new to this group and you do say bad taste is encouraged so.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Welcome! You'll do fine!

LMAO......

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Wonder if the other guy actually tried it???

Audience ... House on the Hill

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Think you forgot to post the link!

It's supposed to be rain and wind for the next 24 hours.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Mine like to use my book as an aid to scratching their cheeks & chin!

Yayyyyy! I just joined the Traditional and Folk music group.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Let us know what venues. I live in Phoenix, so I may be able to get out to some!

What does he want?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Excellent metaphor!

Lucy and chuck

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

& then, Charlie Brown, we're coming for your Social Security & Medicare!

Re: your sex lIfe

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

If I was ambidextrous I could imagine I had a mistress!

Growing up in the seventies be like.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I had to wear one when in high school I worked as an assistant manager at a Hardee's! Had hair almost to my ass & at that time just a hair-net was not gonna cut it! Damn hot around the grills & fryer!

Rules... Who needs them!?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Glad your back on, Eric. I tried to keep up, but I can't top the master!

I missed that part of the Communist Manifesto...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Kids are natural commies!

I will be 99 years old.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

No, the way you're going you'll be lucky to make it 'til next year!

... If I had friends.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

& on top of all that he's a memer!

I don't know which lasts the shortest amount of time Fruit Stripe gum or me in bed...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Well, we know you don't mean napping, so, in that case, you attempting sex!

I say this to myself every morning...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

& it doesn't make a bit of difference!

This one's a bit artsy-fartsy... Well fartsy anyway.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

You don't want to burst those bubbles, tho!

Sign post...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...

Come november?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I really, really hope so! All you folks better vote!

Kellyanne and evIl

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I see Kelly & Ann Coulter. Granted, not much difference, but,...

Money, money, money.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Don't forget the wall!

Comparison

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Methinks the douche on the right protests too much!

Well-regulated militia

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Well played!

Sums him up

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

He has always used slander, so what does that tell you?

Finally, constituents are seeing a naked emperor.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Isn't that a shame. They feel 'betrayed'. Idiots! How could they not see what many of us did long ago, that tRump is an ethically challenged, egotistical moron who ran on a lark & has been in over his head from the start! Screw these conservative mouth-breathers! They got what they asked for, the only problem is that the rest of us got it, too!

I gotta million of 'em.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Okay, but try to stretch them out a bit, I have enough trouble keeping up!

I gotta million of 'em.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

That comment with the capture of that particular instant is just art!

I know,I know, heavy on the Mom crap lately.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

See, I knew it! Alien lizard ladies!!!

I do ideological propaganda, mostly about behaviours.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Boy, that is a slippery slope. The marketplace of ideas has to remain as free & open as possible. Except for the "You can't yell 'Fire!' in a crowded theater example, free speech should never be infringed. If ideas & ideals that counter un-democratic postures can't prevail then we have many serious problems that actually go well beyond those postures! Once a limit is placed, that limit starts to grow, & who will be making those decisions?

How serious a change have you undergone since the 2016 election cycle?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I like Bernie, a lot. That being said his secularism is not what will sink him with most voters, even if they like many of his ideas. It's his unabashed use of the term 'Socialist'. That may be even more toxic politically in some ways than even 'atheist'. Tho I do vote now, & it took me many years to bother, I still don't think it does much good, except maybe on a local level, & even then I have my doubts. Tho not the only thing that needs changing, in my view the biggest is getting the money influence out of politics. How we do that, I'll be damned if I know. It's been said that we 'elect' what we deserve. If that's true what an indictment of our country today!

An older nurse comes out of a Merchant Marine's hospital room & stops the zaftig nurse's aid in the ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Say that 3 times, fast! Hell, try & say it at all!

Phish billy breathes full album... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Billy Breathes ℗ 1996 Elektra Entertainment Group Assistant Engineer: Chris Laidlaw Assistant Producer: Brad Sands Band Member, Keyboards, Vocals: Page McConnell Band Member, Guitar, Vocals: Trey Anastasio Bass Guitar, Vocals: Mike Gordon Drums, Vocals: Jon Fishman Producer: Phish Producer: Steve Lillywhite Recorder: John Siket Composer: Anastasio and Marshal Writer: Jonathan Fishman Writer: Marshall Writer: Michael Gordon Writer: Tom Marshall Writer: Trey Anastasio

Oh dear me, you guys what have you done.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

A shit-circus to be precise!

How did they find my baby picture? Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Hospitals do that to me, too!

Btw the Dog is called Bollocks

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Well, the kid can't be called that anymore, so the name was up for grabs! (so to speak!)

Only 6 hours 51 minutes and 44 seconds to go....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

If you can't hold out, there is always spiked coffee. It's worked for me in the past!

When you can't even lol correctly.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Much worse than even this one...

Nobody puts Pope Frankie in a corner....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I been tellin' y'all,...lizard people!

Toughs times ahead.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Mine can use the encouragement, too!

What did I ever do to Juan?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

If I looked like that I'd be in a bad mood, too!

This particular religion does have my interest.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

There has been a schism within the Pastafarians!

...and he eats pizza with a fork!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Well, that's a load of covefe!

I deny everything and demand proof....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I didn't. But I did buy most of Cheech & Chong's albums & saw their movies!

I do love pizza....babies....Not so much.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Well, you can have both for lunch!

Comprehending The Religious Mind

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Excellent! Stolen!

Heard the song, see the movie.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Not quite the same effect!

Morning has spoken

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

The best part of waking up...is having your coffee & telling the rest of the world to take a flying fuck!

Coffee anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

The best part of waking up is coffee with your bud!

Damn it, ebay!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Add in Simpson's hentai & Eric'll be all over this!

It's rather perverted, actually....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Creepy, & ineffective!

Replace microbrew with coffee...and we have a winner!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

& we're the ones with no morals!

Sounds about right

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Next comes the "Thoughts & Prayers"!

I am not sure about this at all

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I doubt that pooch is pleased.

Did someone say cake?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

The first 2 are nicely savage!

The downfall of man? Lol....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Well, for me, vaginas are one of the "Life Goals"!

Pornhub Special Edition.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Spoiler alert, she does fuck her whole country but she does it badly & nobody smiles at all the whole time! Plus, they're Brits, so the attractiveness level is fairly low.

Got to go with the guy from Blackadder on this one.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Pedant alert!!! Actually, Harris cites Jainism as the only peaceful religion. Doesn't consider Buddhism as truly a religion. This has been a test, it was only a test!

Simple math: Memes=Life....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

How are you still single?

Breast Implants ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Just don't let the dog get to 'em!

The cheek of them.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I remember a few years back, the boyfriend of a friend got 4 of us tickets to a concert with Foreigner, Styx & Def Leppard. I kept ragging him calling it "The Ambiguously Gay Tour"! He wasn't amused, but I was, & isn't that what's important!

Kids these days

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Guess which can kill you quicker!

Morning wake up call...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Dang, & she wasn't even on-duty when you checked in! What a rep!

Nobody wants to see it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

If you're looking for that "fish in the sea", this probably isn't the best bait!

Placement is everything

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I said it before, the graphic designer deserves a "raise"!!!

Makes sense

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

So true, & unfortunately the latter doesn't help with the former!

I thought I was pregnant

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

@Rudy1962, we need to finally have that talk!

Well that explains why no one can define it as the same thing.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I grok that!

May have to delay that Michigan trip...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

At least it cuts down the fire risk from the fireworks!

Unfortunately, true...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

With a list as long as your arm (this one's for Eric)...

Don't do it. Eric says it ain't right

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Eric would never be so judgemental!

Cruel and unusual Pun-ishment!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

On that note, goodnight, @BeeHappy!

Should religion be taught in schools?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Comparitive religion; sacred texts influence on art, literature, music, etc.; the history of religions; religions & their cultural, political, social effect; how religion has influenced philosophy; any subjects such as these are valid. Teaching just one religion, from one book (such as the bible) Is anathema to our Constitution & the formation of critical thinking skills.

Current status

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

That's a ...whole lotta love...

??? not guilty

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Breakfast of champions!

I'm filthy, sorry. ???

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Fits right in!

Oh yeah. This one cracked me up.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

My road dawg...

Oh yeah. This one cracked me up.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Sounds fair to me, I don't want rabid or distemper rodent!

It's really that simple?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

First was a chuckle, second was a straight out appropriation!

With a name like that he will never date my daughter...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Truth in advertising!

I cannot...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Pooh! is right!