Sometimes it's hard not to be a fucker

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Fuck!

Hygiene is so important

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Thankfully it was only his fingers, you should see his...

Probably seen this one before

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Man I am getting old

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I felt old before, now I feel a little queasy.

Traffic enforcement.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Can't tell, could be all four!

Photobomb level....ice cold!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Just in time to thaw him out for the bar-b-que!

Perfect... a butterface with talons...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Naw, it's that she refuses to get a pedi!

Benzodiazepines ruin everything...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Yeah, but neither does "Jesus", so there's that!

...don't be Batman.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

You always did like Spiderman best!

Vitamin K will do that....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Rasta Rover!

Even aliens know....people suck.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

The real "Noah's Ark"!

'MERICA fuck yeah!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

TRumpCare in action!

Force of habit....how often do you meet a Clean Stripper?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Well, they usually are after the bleach rinse, but that's after!

Elon Musk is cool AF braugh!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Still can't post photos, & I had a bitchin' "god of 'shrooms" meme!!!

I'm a white Ford Bronco of self destruction....and O.J. is my driver....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I hear he's driving Ubers in Vegas now!

Contradictions in the English language.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

That & they've seen Uranus!

Stalker level.....Oriental Toddler.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Think the little fella's goin' for an upskirt shot!

Making g:31 Dank Again.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Always be honest with the children. They need to understand the horror early!

....at this point in my life, she'd probably be doing me a favor....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Hook up with @Blindbird & your worries will be over. @Insectra has passed on some pointers so it should all be over soon. Of course, for you, that was a given anyway! Damn, I'm getting snarky(er), it's the inability to post memes!!!

Speaking of Chinese...."children starve in Mississippi!"

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Homer would not be happy.

Isn't that more of a lifestyle choice?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I think I probably do look somewhat Asian when I'm getting towards "completion"!

By sheer coincidence this is also the name of my autobiography...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Don't lie, that IS your autobiography!

And there you have it.. Texas

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Arizona in Monsoon season!

Did you ever see a hearse go by?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Eric, waxing poetic, & his legs!

Didn't see that one coming....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I guess the best way to approach that would be thru a non sequitur! Sorta soften 'em up for it, first.

Sobs quietly to self....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

& probably for the current sorry state of mankind in general. Please, shoot yourself.

Try it in the comments...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I'll try it there, then, we'll see.

CSI has trained her well...is that what the kids are calling it now?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

& where's the rest of the family today? Uh, home, yeah, home.

Like anyone still writes checks....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Almost worth learning that again, for I have surely forgotten it since high-school!

Dank ass GOP teens on WWJD....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Seems like GOP Teens admin is a Normie!!!

We've all been there...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Uh, Buzz, that's the bed!

[youtu.be] I actually still don't give a damn

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

YOU? I can't imagine! LOL

For all you g:31 members going through withdrawal this morning...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I went thru all those phases! Now I'll see if I can finally post photos & finally get that monkey off my back!

Normies versus g:31...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Depends how hungry &/or hungover I am. Sometimes I just grunt, "Eats!"

Because memes are life...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I like your necklace, Eric! It's so you!

When you're waiting for the other shoe to drop...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Always waiting for the "other shoe" to drop!

This isn't addressed to everyone... Just the normies.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Still working on this, eh, Eric?

What would Jesus do?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Yeah, he had a nasty temper for a "peaceful savior". Got it from his Dad's side of the family!

Lorde - Ribs [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Nope!

Alright...let's start meming!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I'm trying, bro, still no go!

To our new members.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Some seem to be able to post photos, but I still can't. @Admin doesn't like me anymore (sob).

The look on some faces when the pastor says "Open your bibles to Leviticus."

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Or when ANYONE says, "Let us pray!"

Can't see right now but here goes nothing

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Even with my coffee I'm going thru withdrawal!!!! @Admin, help!!!

Tho I like Trevor Noah, I miss Jon...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I don't know where it went, it shows up to the right, will try to re-post

I gotta get me one of these stamps!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

It seems it does exist...

My latest blog: Disasters. Why yes, it does include Trump, why do you ask? [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Yeah, a trade war with China. Just what we need.

Raindrops keep falling on my........... Finish the sentence.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Freshly washed car.

Adiós, adieu, addio, adeus arrivederci ciao

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

So, are you saying goodbye? Can you be more clear?

[youtu.be] Like the rest of the rats

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Good post! Really like Rancid!

This one deserves to stand alone.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Just looks so damn uncomfortable!

Since Tom Lehrer was put in the response to the Samuel L Jackson post, I just had to.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

And for Eric... Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango - with intro... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR3VpvkAd0E

[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Just excellent! Thanks!

I actually used to like the guy, even saw him in concert NEW YORK — Rocker Ted Nugent says a ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=lgUIx3zUesY

What Is The Most Astounding Fact About The Universe? - Neil deGrasse Tyson... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I'm reading "The Story Of Earth" by Robert M. Hazen, not finished yet, but fascinating!

Sometimes I wonder how Dr.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

LOL! Deep thoughts, my man!

We'll all go together when we go.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Thanks, Mr Jackson, I think I've got transportation covered!

[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Her voice reminds me of Joan Osborne's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbAeTywPiP4

How can you speak without a brain?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

That explains so much! But he has to be part tin-man, too as I've seldom seen a heart, either1

The deep cat.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Naw, must be indigestion.

Kittens are scary.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

LMAO!

What anxiety feels like

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

It's a witches' brew!

Depression

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Yes, on all counts!

You're in the Mafia now.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Oh, so true!

Check it out Thermal captures.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Beautiful!

Sometimes inspiration hits, and art happens on the kitchen floor. My latest oil on canvas.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

That's yours? Awesome!

An old farmer and his wife are going to town on their mule-drawn wagon.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Gonna be a long trip into town!

Best friends – the Rabbi and the priest They were planning to go out for a few drinks, so the ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Good one!

Spidey cracks me up.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Somebody else likes him, too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8j69qCFCw&t=1s

Another thing tRump ruined....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Had to post this on FB! Excellent, Eric!

It's happened again, SAN BRUNO, Calif.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Reasonable gun control will not stop all shootings, but it will sure as hell keep the body count down! Isn't that at least something to fight for?!?

Rocker or nra stooge

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgUIx3zUesY

Nope. Not a bit.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

@Blindbird, long-distance hug!

Erm. Nothing like me at all. Nope.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

#1 & #3 seem strangely familiar, I wonder why...

Sigh. State of the union.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Seems like we've been missing the first one for some time!

Re: gay marriage

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Dang, is Peter Gabriel forgotten already!

If only...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Miss ya' Hitch!

They were everywhere first.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Love it!

One moment please

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Wonder why I see this more & more in this group?

And Spiderman has better super powers....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Proof that silicone exists? (& I'm just joking. I have it on very good authority that all these lovelies are 100% real!)

And believe me, thinking is not one of my strongest points...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Sorta like...

I want a hippopotamus for christmas....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

So glad I've only had beer for dinner!

Jehova's Witnesses just open their new intense training center.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

You knocked...

Currently in Michigan

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

You guys keep posting weather memes, I tried & I tried, but... "I like Phoenix in the Springtime..."

Grandma is disturbing

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Makes me wonder what she's really licking on!

Please!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Please, go back to Tide Pods!

Not really, I don't actually care

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I'm surprised it's not buried next to this...

Jerry Springer has updated his show a bit

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Goodbye Blue Monday!

Ned from sImpsons

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Tell him to pop in. I'll share!

Oopsie oopsie oopsie

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Next, I go to work on the cable!

I really curse my empathy right now...I wonder if I can break flesh though...lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Pssst! Just so ya' know, I have a connection for that frog venom!

Ain't that the truth

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Eeew, no! Boobies!

That would be my answer

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

& it better end right there!

When you think it was save to have a shower

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

This is for science!

Like last night....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Wait, you emerge from depressive episodes???

Truth bomb....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Nice girls are ones who let you. Good girls are ones who help you!

My last Brain Cell seems to punch like a girl...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Yeah, that giant bong rip is gonna rock its world!

The only reason to have a vegan over to your barbecue..... Is to cook them and eat them.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Eric always knows the right heading for these! My hero!

That's bullshit!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

She's getting ready to get rid of a potential rival!

The struggle is....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Just remember, punk, babies get rabies!

The struggle is....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I ain't never been to the corner, & I ain't goin' back!