Oh shit no !!!!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Still trying to figure how a "supposed" doctor get's eggs & testicles confused. I'm assuming he's childless!

It must have been a pretty big line

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Save the kink for after you do the drugs!

That's what you get for assuming!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

& then you get YT comments & Twitter, &, well,...

Here's a cheesy joke for you all.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I just finished watching "Dogma", been a few years. Still makes me chuckle!

The man's a horror show.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Waiting on #2!

Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm (HQ)... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Crash Test Dummies: God Shuffled His Feet... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzNzCiZwk28

Don't be so insensitive, lady.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Shove his egg up his sensitive ass & come over here! I can give you at least a good Grade B! Better than pouts!

Who you gonna call?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

& his little dog "holy g.", too!

Positive vibes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

@RavenCT is having a GOOD evening! With a little wine I hope!

And that's where I am with that.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

& I'd owe his daddy even less!

Also, let me know if this is okay.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2018:

All of a sudden the original was not available, I switched to another that seems to be ok. Let me know if any problems come up!

Radney foster i'm in ft abra moore [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dr0p9e8LKc

Mike Rowe reading a letter from his Mom about a new Ob/Gyn... [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

That is just hilarious! Thanks!

Stolen from "Gun Control" & @Andy_Lynch...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Also posted this on FB!

I want a unicorn to ride.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

That unicorn may have a rainbow flowing from its nether regions, but I don't see a horn! Maybe it's an "a-corn", more proper to this site?!? LOL

I want a unicorn to ride.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Much more realistic!

Found this on Facebook tonight. Still need to read it more thoroughly. [tonic.vice.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Breathing "properly" can do wonders!

SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T UNSEE, AND SOME YOU CANT UNHEAR. THIS IS BOTH [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Nope, 25 seconds was more than enough. Not particularly attracted to middle-aged guys shakin' their junk, & I'm not even gonna find out if it actually quacks!

Interesting site you got here, y'all.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Glad you think so. Read, respond, post & posture! Just have fun! & Welcome!!!

The most beautiful Spring day ever! Finally, Spring found it's way to NJ.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Glad you had a good day & good luck with the 'sharing'!

Just think if there wasn't Christianity we wouldn't be have having much fun this weekend

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

JUDAS: Oh, you ain't seen nothin', yet!

Mix - Dr. Israel... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Dr Israel - Pressure... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJDXyiZ9S8

Cosmic Muffins, enjoy: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Keep up the good work, bro! & again, glad it wasn't a stroke!

Possum memes....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Well, I liked the last one!

This kid nailed it

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Oh, the GOP snowflakes blocked him. What a surprise!

Wish there were more signs like this

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

But if they search me they might find my...cigarettes!!!

A New Red Hat

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Unfortunately, he makes it as tawdry as it usually is.

When snowflakes date - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I hope they're still holding their breath!

Ricky Gervais... [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kl1rnyCCpg

Kids today!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

@BeeHappy has been hanging out In the "Music" groups again!

Tap, tap, tap...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Usually, counter-pointed with the sweet piccolo & the pickled pepperoncini piccolo for Italian operas!

Well, he's probably heard it a million times!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Here's with just his back-ups... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcuopIxpCEo

Famous musicians!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Long, long ago, the first supergroup!

I'm somewhat curious about the back story.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

How 'bout if you're just hung like a horse?

Old AF Easter reference....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

L'EGGS all use the Wayback machine!

If you don't remeber who Fred was....I got nothin for ya.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Not a clue.

Can't argue with that

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Well, tRump is prez, so there's that!

Williem Dafoe

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

"Nailed it!"

In my basement

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

LOL!

Mine says "Challenge accepted"

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

You should never, never ask!

Sound reasoning.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

That about sums it up!

This reminded me of Eric for some reason

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

You forgot the beer!

How useful.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I LOVE TheAtheistPig!

When you are so worried about swearing you forget about more serious shit

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Really, Mom!!!

Most Oddly Satisfying Video In The World (99.97% Get Satisfied) - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Oddly erotic in spots!

Artist Creates Portrait Using Dripping Candle Wax - 985961 - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Interesting method. (I'll admit I cheated & fast forwarded thru it!)

The artist who 'paints' with recycled plastic - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Awesome use of the medium & he is a true artist!

Amoreena by Elton John (I recall hearing this in an oldies record store in which the beginning of ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I think it's his best album, period!

This one isnt so much a Meme.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

To be honest,...

Ballad Of A Well-Known Gun by Elton John [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

This & "Amoreena" are both off my favorite album of his. This whole thing is excellent &, imo, much more "real" than a lot of what he did later. A true classic.

Grandpa's favorite couch

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Why do I keep flashing back to "Little Shop of Horror"?

Next time you’re at a pet store....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Always good to bring a little strange into people's lives!

Terminator & Jesus... The greatest action story ever told. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

LMFAO!!! MADTV just 'nailed' it sometimes!

Nice hand placement with that mannequin.. just keeping it real.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Well, thongs, ya' know?!?

Attack of the Peepasaur

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Looks like almost any other kid on Easter morning!!!

Any Puddles pity party fans? just took my daughter to see him a week ago and she loved it

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

????

Meanwhile... in Japan

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

It's easy to get them confused! (Plus we all look alike!)

I’m shakin’ ?❤️?? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Noice!

White Stripes - Hotel Yorba [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Such a strange video. Think there may be issues to work out, here?

Ok Memers. Time for a workout!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I went straight to #6!

Little johnny may be wise beyond his years.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

But, then, who would do the housework????

Love is...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Doc: (writing note) Patient does multiple drugs.

...or memes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Yes, or your meme dealer!

Wrong pair... What!?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

& he didn't even offer to alleviate the situation! No gentleman, he!

Disney ruins everything... Even Easter.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Shoulda been sheep!

When war is an art...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Uh-oh, Eric's on the warpath!

Problem solved...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Depends what you lace your burritos with, dear!

It hurts looking at it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I have no idea, either,....

Normie Memes R' Us

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Actually, 3 of these were decent, & 2 of them actually good! The first & last are keepers! I'll let you guys figure what I thought was the only 'good' one out of the other 3!

So that's how the tradition started

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

We're sure that's the correct translation???

One more day an the rabbit lets him out of the tomb!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

As reasonable as anything else I've heard on this story.

I can't believe I ate the whole Jesus

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I like that this comes from FindusPancake when speaking of those little mini-pancakes!

Life. Dont judge

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

(Sigh) the second is all too true!

Morning thoughts

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

The first one is hilarious! The second, I would have assumed the same thing!

Meanwhile in Rome... look not graffiti on the walls!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I find I want to help the poor damsel with her,...shoe!

I'm almost pun-ished

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

You should be pun-ished! I know we have TBT, but is there now a Pun Saturday?

Very, very wrong.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

But, her boyfriend loves eating chocolate but is hesitant to "take the plunge", so she figures,...

Animals have feelings, too.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Next, they'll be trying to militarize dolphins! Oh, wait,...

Point ... Counterpoint

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I believe this will sink into obscurity!

It's a zoo...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

This post brings out the beast in me!

New beer???

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Just another millennial!

Something to remember

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Need to cut off the top of the poster so it just says, "Banjo Masturbation is a sin!" Give us something to really think about!

[facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Do you? & what percent?

Rene Descartes: “I think therefore I am”.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Well, seems to me that both those statements say very much the same thing! If one's brain still functions one "is"! Cognito ergo sum is about as simple & concise as it gets!

Art & Culture in a truly agnostic or atheist society?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

As much as I would like to see the political & social influence of religion eroded, I don't see & don't wish to see us abandon our history, art, literature, mythology & many of the original questions religion has tried to answer. I don't widh to expunge it, I wish it would lose its grip on people that it has now, & be relegated to the same place that the eddas, The Iliad & The Odyssey, & many other 'mythic' epics reside. To a valued history & backdrop for a rational society.

Should women still act like women and men like men?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I have to agree with most of the responses below. Different folks of both genders will approach things the way they feel most comfortable. Tho there is still a lot of the "old fashioned" attitude out there, & some of that is fine & fun, someone who doesn't fit that mold should not be worried about going their own way!

Oh my!!!!❤️??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Where, where??? Point me in the right direction!!!

A Day in the Life of a Cat Owner.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

There are a bunch of these & they're all great! Nice post!

Which Cosmos was better 1980 or 2014?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

More than worth it. Sagan is just incredible! (& I recommend his books, also!) Tho I very much liked de Gras Tyson's redux, & obviously the graphics were better, Sagan was the trailblazer & his passion just flows out! Watch, watch, a thousand times watch!

Walk a mile in my shoes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Oh, the snark is strong in this one!

Drive thru’s

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

That's good to know at 3 in the morning!

Artist is Liaa Walter @ Bethesda Tattoo in MD

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Beautiful, & beautifully done!

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

That's what you get for shutting down the still, Cap'n!

Hope I didn't steal this from here. Only cool people will get this

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Uh, just a sec, it's in my brain...

Always remember, you're unique, just like everybody else.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

You are a fluke of the universe...

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

In a battle of wits you remain unarmed! A walk through the ocean of your soul would scarcely get your feet wet!

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

The "Shit Happens" police!

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

But, sometimes...

A short conversation with god. Mortal: What is a million years like to you?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

As bad as making deals with the devil!

I WAS THINKING that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

But, it would only be other husbands seeing it, & they ain't tellin'! They may need to use the same escape route!