PresIdentIal candIdate?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

LOL!

From a up and coming unknown young band... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I think they have a future! Unless of course woman troubles, crazies with guns or egos get in the way!

True story, many many years ago when I was dating my wife.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Perfect!

Yeah, harder to stay up late these days...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

LOL!

I've dealt with depression for decades yet didn't grasp that it hit hard this week until a friend ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Sometimes it seems to just hover, always there, but not really "manifesting", then slowly (or not!) settles down around one to choke & suffocate. It can shorten the breath, corrode the heart, taint your outlook & isolate you. Depression can be a subtle beast & can take many forms.

So I hop onto Memes R Us and I'm scrolling down.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Gotta have your coffee before you log-on, dude!

Someone stole my bike today.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Some people just suck.

Are there no workhouses?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Looks like a combo of Smaug & Gollum!!!

Well my plans for Ishtar are ruined...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

But, it seems so apropos!

Cock pick...just a peek.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Why would he want to do that? You been messin' with his "chicks"???

Fun with words....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

You know, I can see you using both of these in everyday speech!

Oh Lucifer! Talk about blue balls ?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

He's a supposed doctor & thinks EGGS are testicles???? Boy, is he confused!!!

I like pagan sex day..correction I LOVE pagan sex day!!?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Wanna celebrate the old-fashioned way together???

I’m still waiting for answer.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Or your proctologist!

I’m still waiting for answer.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

"Spit!"

Except it wouldn't be Coors Light

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Thank you for that clarification, dear, I didn't want to lose respect for you! Coors is just about water anyway, & then you're going to "Light" it! Yeah, add water to water! No light beer at all for me!!! (Unless it's free & all that's available, of course, I'm not a fanatic!)

If you've never seen one of these diagrams.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

& some con gets paid good money to "teach" this crap!

Taking applications for a new liver after Wednesday night's shenanigans.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

"If you wanna be my lover, ya' gotta get with my friends..." Yeah, what an obstacle to a guy, "You mean I have to shag all of you to go out with one of you, Gee, doncha think you're asking a lot?"

They'll make make statues of just about anyone now.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

He's still thinking about it, not really sold on the idea. Wondering where it's been! We know he won't have a problem getting hard if he decides to jump on it!

My back is daily trying to kill me...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Now add arthritis to the spinal chord (& a few other choice locations) & welcome to my world!

Or you could buy a bottle and just use it to rinse...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Yeah, I like your idea better, Eric. Cut out that middle-man whenever possible!

Butthurt Christians be like.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utTrbSo3hS4

It was harded than it looks....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

& see! It's a Flat Earth!!!

Cuz pizza (l)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Can't argue with science!

There ain't no law...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Good advice, for a 72-hour "hold" at your local mental facility!

'Murica...summed up in a split billboard.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

You notice the cross is empty? So, wonder where Hey-Zeus is hanging out???

Don’t blame me, someone has to do the dishes!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

He missed a spot! LOL

Meanwhile in Northampton

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

It's worked for years & is surely more effective than the "rhythm" method!

Every Friday is Good Friday!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I also never understood the term. Oh, I understand how this is the crux of the whole xtian mythos, but to term the execution of someone as "Good" always struck me as a bit twisted. Even when a child going to Catholic school I always thought this said something about the whole "story".

Easter bunny on the therapist's couch.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I can answer the first question... https://www.facebook.com/TheLaughBible.net/videos/937647753043386/UzpfSTEwMDAwMjUzMTExODY5OToxNzA1MzU0MjgyODkyMjU5/

Is this what Mueller will dig into? [cnn.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Tip of the iceberg, just wait until the foreign connections come to light.

Equality in gaming...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSiiJ8uvc60

Jim Jefferies, a comedian from Australia does a brilliant job of dismantling the arguments for guns ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Also, folks, be sure to go to YT to watch Part 1 so you can go immediately to Part 2!

Jim Jefferies, a comedian from Australia does a brilliant job of dismantling the arguments for guns ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

He is just wicked & right on! Love his stuff & his gun control bit is a classic!

Well, thought I was having another stroke this morning.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Glad you dodged that! I agree about the reverend, but far too many are not that way, unfortunately.

Today's lesson...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

& who got the horse in the ocean to check this out?!?

The flowchart of shame...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

You stole my theft! LOL It is good, tho, I'll say that!

@EricTrommater is this your cat?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

No, that IS Eric!

Muhammad, Jesus, and...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Yeah, but to be honest, nobody likes Larry, either!

Jesus Clock

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

He could do YMCA on that!

Still waiting

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Hope he doesn't have to wait as long as the xtians have!

This is the best thing!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Even in the great outdoors, technology rears its head...

Gettin' schooled

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Gettin' schooled, for sure! Good one!

Sometimes it's not worth the savings

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

DIY is not all it's cracked up to be! At least it looks like he's got all the parts!!!

Level 8! What are my superpowers?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Congrats! Your new superpower is looking with dread on what it takes to make Level 9! (Plus, you should get a t-shirt! If they have any left after the Conference, that is!!!))

Seeing a lot of this lately, on every Social media..google it yourself!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Ought to do a dance, too...(have to wait 'til almost the end, couldn't find a good one w/ just the dance!)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1fvVE5TknM

The tragedy of Our Generation... The Mixing of drugs.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

What a way to ruin good coffee!!! Use Bourbon, lady, or Irish, at least! What is wrong with this younger generation, anyway!!!

Always do a leg check before you get out of the car...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

When she gets back to the car she'll be looking all over for it!!! LOL

Why I don't want to go to work tomorrow.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You could always hand out edibles as candy! screw the little boogers right up!

Must they destroy all our delusions?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

As long as it keeps coming 'round in my direction I don't really care!

What the fuck is a SATPWFB?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

WTF! is that a word or a shopping list?

Never talk to people in elevators... Or at offices... Just don't talk to people.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Well, that was a lame pick-up line! He's probably heard it a million times!

Stoner level... MacGyver!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I guess it's better than trying to use TP as rolling papers!

Is it as good as it is in my dreams?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Re-tired???

As Sherlock Holmes used to say.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

LMFAO!!! That was priceless!

A kisser!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Quid pro quo, that's the 'Art of the Deal'!

All the Eternal questions... Answered.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

If you can't get the answers from Colbert, who ya' gonna trust?

Baptism from the baby's point of view...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Drown first, indoctrinate later!

When you and your bros try to do karaoke.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Please, don't let Shatner sing!! Please!

I'm almost there

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

When you finish, please, clean up after yourself!

Technically pregonanacy is also an std.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That first one had me worried for a second until I realized they were just age-spots!

Can't stop. Won't stop

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Hide that last one from @EricTrommater & @Blindbird

Good ole merica.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

What's really sad is they won't even collect any worms.

And now the weather forecast from Venice Beach (LA) and Blackpool UK

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You made me do it...

Cleaning out the old memes.. Hope none of them are from here

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

A nice mix. A few I "saved", the third is going on FB to twist some panties!

4 masturbation and one cheating wench memes:)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Good job, @Rudy1962! & only 2 of them are dead in this set! (Ghost & baby for those not paying attention! Of course, the girlfriend could be by now!)

Trump's law and justIce

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Very good. Also, I stole it, ahem, "appropriated" it & posted it on FB.

We all know them

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Far too many on this site, nowhere is safe!

Sometimes it's mandatory

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Not as long as you don't shout, "Scoo-oo-ooo-re" after.

Have you ever felt like Bigbird being marched through the Death Star by a Sith and a bunch of his ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Looks like fun, but I have to, uh...uh,...wash my hair! Yeah, that's it!

Dead hooker humor part I ....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Tho I have to be creative in my disposal methods I find I'm more than compensated by the savings in hooker fees!

Lost at sea with this one...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

This one keeps "popping up"!

On topic!! Jesus Comes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

And this is not near the "worst" one...

Lol...Damn Men...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Says she, "The Lorena Bobbit Story"!

We really don't have enough bicycle or sushi humor in this place...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

We do now!

I think I was going to be a movie director... Or a pirate...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

As if your problem is only with wine!!!

When it rains on my day off...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Like it needs an excuse! Why did they ever decide to mate dogs & rodents???

A real life douchebag Ken doll...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You can tell Easter's here, Hey-Zeus has returned, & he has serious bed-head!

... farts are funny.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

But were you in tune?

Single life....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You use dishes?

No, I'm just trying to be a cat and an opossum meme all in one...a catossum if you wil.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Kick it's ass, cat. It's a rodent!!!

Romantic Era dentists didn't fuck around...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

& next is the leeches & trepanning!

Caps lock.....™€`^««»{}™

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Don't even know what to say here. That is just head-smack on so many levels!!!

Coldfinger the remake.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Uh, that wasn't his finger! James, just like Hey-Zeus is a LICH!

Women are from Venus... Men Are from Mars... Donald Trump is from.....?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That explains so much!

Super douchebag Ken doll... coming to his toy store near you.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

OMG! It's keN'Sync! The hottest (not really a)boy band! They sing like angels(getting their wings amputated)!

I will stand up for my belief... That fart jokes are funny!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

At least defacing an atheist's org.s poster doesn't carry the same penalties as defacing gov't property!

Now the weather report this time from Manchester.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

She just saw me struttin' down the street! Plus, it's chilly as hell!

Donald Trump has very tiny hands...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I so feel his pain....Wait, I so want to deal him pain! Yeah, that's it!

Dead hooker humor part 2.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Ah, the depths we plumb (hopefully before they're dead!)

Yet another autocorrect

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Do not go genital into that good night!

Far out ... Somewhere over the rainbow

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

& why does she never assume that position at home?!?

How many cats do you currently have?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That's 3 inside & 3-6 outside, depending on wandering.

I want to meet this dog

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Sounds like a real wiener!

WARNING! I'm doing it again, but it's worth it. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Gotta come back with this... Donald Trump: least racist person ever? | 22 Minutes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Fq35QA-1k

Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd ‎– Jazz Samba ( Full Album ).

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Stan Getz - tenor saxophone.... Charlie Byrd - guitar.... Gene Byrd - guitar, bass.... Keter Betts - bass.... Buddy Deppenschmidt and Bill Reichenbach Sr. - drums and percussion.... ....................................................... "Desafinado" — 5:51 "Samba Dees Days" — 3:34 "O Pato" — 2:31 "Samba Triste" — 4:47 "Samba de Uma Nota Só" — 6:11 "É Luxo Só" — 3:40 "Bahia" (aka 'Baia') — 6:38 "Desafinado" 45 rpm issue — 2:00 ....................................................... Recorded - February 13, 1962 - Pierce Hall, All Souls Unitarian Church, Washington, D.C. ......................................................

One of my faults actually!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Nobody here by that name!

....or drunk.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That's a "Yes" in Buzz!

My spirit avocado... Or frog... Or toad... Or whatever...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I think they're related...

The last thing I remember from last night...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Well, then, the answer is obvious!