When it rains on my day off...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Like it needs an excuse! Why did they ever decide to mate dogs & rodents???

A real life douchebag Ken doll...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You can tell Easter's here, Hey-Zeus has returned, & he has serious bed-head!

... farts are funny.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

But were you in tune?

Single life....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You use dishes?

No, I'm just trying to be a cat and an opossum meme all in one...a catossum if you wil.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Kick it's ass, cat. It's a rodent!!!

Romantic Era dentists didn't fuck around...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

& next is the leeches & trepanning!

Caps lock.....™€`^««»{}™

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Don't even know what to say here. That is just head-smack on so many levels!!!

Coldfinger the remake.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Uh, that wasn't his finger! James, just like Hey-Zeus is a LICH!

Women are from Venus... Men Are from Mars... Donald Trump is from.....?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That explains so much!

Super douchebag Ken doll... coming to his toy store near you.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

OMG! It's keN'Sync! The hottest (not really a)boy band! They sing like angels(getting their wings amputated)!

I will stand up for my belief... That fart jokes are funny!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

At least defacing an atheist's org.s poster doesn't carry the same penalties as defacing gov't property!

Now the weather report this time from Manchester.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

She just saw me struttin' down the street! Plus, it's chilly as hell!

Donald Trump has very tiny hands...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I so feel his pain....Wait, I so want to deal him pain! Yeah, that's it!

Dead hooker humor part 2.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Ah, the depths we plumb (hopefully before they're dead!)

Yet another autocorrect

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Do not go genital into that good night!

Far out ... Somewhere over the rainbow

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

& why does she never assume that position at home?!?

How many cats do you currently have?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That's 3 inside & 3-6 outside, depending on wandering.

I want to meet this dog

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Sounds like a real wiener!

WARNING! I'm doing it again, but it's worth it. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Gotta come back with this... Donald Trump: least racist person ever? | 22 Minutes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Fq35QA-1k

Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd ‎– Jazz Samba ( Full Album ).

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Stan Getz - tenor saxophone.... Charlie Byrd - guitar.... Gene Byrd - guitar, bass.... Keter Betts - bass.... Buddy Deppenschmidt and Bill Reichenbach Sr. - drums and percussion.... ....................................................... "Desafinado" — 5:51 "Samba Dees Days" — 3:34 "O Pato" — 2:31 "Samba Triste" — 4:47 "Samba de Uma Nota Só" — 6:11 "É Luxo Só" — 3:40 "Bahia" (aka 'Baia') — 6:38 "Desafinado" 45 rpm issue — 2:00 ....................................................... Recorded - February 13, 1962 - Pierce Hall, All Souls Unitarian Church, Washington, D.C. ......................................................

One of my faults actually!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Nobody here by that name!

....or drunk.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That's a "Yes" in Buzz!

My spirit avocado... Or frog... Or toad... Or whatever...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I think they're related...

The last thing I remember from last night...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Well, then, the answer is obvious!

I think I found my spirit... String.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

But it eats it from the inside. Hollow little string!

And if that doesn't work... Take it for a ride.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

It works! Guaranteed! (& it's got wheels!!!)

Clown on clown on clown violence...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

& then the angst sets in...

One of their absolute best! little feat feats don't fail me now full album [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Little feat the last record album full album... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BzUwySJzAA=PL2ZSNR5kKri4X8t9cl65LaRbadFGPmNXG

One of their absolute best! little feat feats don't fail me now full album [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

And these...

My buddy Mikha.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Absolutely beautiful!

Why are dog lovers so hateful???

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Sometimes seems that way. I love 'em both, for different reasons. Have just cats, now, but just circumstances dictated that. I'm getting to the point now that I may look forward to none for a spell!

Thou art aged AF if thou getest this meme...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Damn modern lutes, in my day it was thigh-bone on log action!

I actually felt personally attacked by this meme.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Conflicted much?

Now if I could only solve for x...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Where's the pi?

Dr. Seuss for your pooch...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You'll poop on the rug, you'll poop on the floor, & when they clean-up you'll poop some more!

When you are down on your luck.. there's always the ass clover to fall back on..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Ah, so they call you mistyMOON for a reason!

PMJ Finesse - Bruno Mars ('40s Swing Cover) ft. Will Jay... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

More PMJ Bad At Love - Halsey (Runaway Jazz Bride Cover) ft. Amber Eyes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfLnCYKigzs

The leprechaun

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Death & taxes, folks!

WIle e. Coyote the artIst

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

A sorely underappreciated talent!

DoIng theIr part savIng anImals

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I'll wear the hat if you want, but I ain't going near those chaps! Reminds me of the Village People!

RetrIever on the rIver

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You're a retriever, retrieve her one!

Easter Is sunday remInder

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Those are chuckalicious!

Water hose?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Water sports???

Looks like they did a fine job to me.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

But, translation is so easy...

Works every time

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

If not, down his crack then down the crack!

Well what kind am I?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Pumpernickel! I don't really know, it just sounds funny!

A little farther, a little farther...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I say that all the time, but then they stay away!!!

With the original scratch Book of the Rule... The Heptones [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

A variation... Bobby & The Midnites ~ 1-26-83 ~ Book Of Rules... Bob Weir - Guitar, Vocals | Dave Garland - Keyboards, Saxophone, Vocals | Billy Cobham - Drums, Vocals | Bobby Cochran - Guitar,Vocals | Alphonso Johnson - Bass, Vocals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_D0wUvJEOk

To tag along with @matthew1954 post about the periodic table, here is one of my favorite videos of ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

& now a real periodic table...

It’s Reggea time, a great version of this classic track Loui, Loui.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

In his later pics he almost looks like Aaron Neville!

When can you start?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

But getting a boyfriend!

Another public service....you're welcome!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I'll start a "Go Fund Me" right away!

Actual footage of my last trip to Florida.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Maybe you do look like Chris Farley!

Why sports are dumb - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

In the "grand scheme of the universe" that "philosopher" is still a dick! LOL

Where can I buy this? (Asking for a friend)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

The question shouldn't be where can you buy this, but, why would you buy this?!?

To tag along with @matthew1954 post about the periodic table, here is one of my favorite videos of ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That is so good! & so well done! Well done, @poetdi56!

TBT: Xitians ruin everything!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

But, they still did the occasional witch burning, so there's that!

I regret nothing!... Memes are life.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Do the walk of life..

People sometimes say that my life revolves around memes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Sometimes women can be so obvious & literal!

More lemon metaphoring...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Sour this morning? (& please see my mssg in my Thursday post!)

This is hilarious

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That is great! I bet many Frenchmen get a chuckle out of it, too!

There’re you are honey, they’re playing our song and the lyrics...Yay!!! [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Probably your lack of hygiene!

Any good sketch artists out there..asking for a friend.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I guess I'll have to settle for a photo...ready ladies???

Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Are those potatoes or marital aids??? You can do BOTH in Peru!!!

The desert quadrIlogy

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I'll stick with "Dune"!

Obviously true!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Dumbo & Toucan Sam had kids! Guess we were wrong about the sex of one of them!

That has to be frustrating

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I don't need to use drugs to get women. I like the old-fashioned methods, a big club!

Ladies????

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

"...as we're living in the past..." I have a pony-tail, but just because I don't really give a flying foghorn anymore! (& to let my freak-flag fly a bit). But, unless this guy is still in a band that makes him his living, he should probably move on.

Makes sense Jack!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

When he's right he's right. When he's a dick he's a dick, but when he's right he's right!

The Spaghetti Monster lives... (real tornadoes in OK)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

R'amen! Parmesan be with you!

Uh huh... drooling ;-)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

There are smart girls????

LOL Samuel L.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Or red & white stripes like a candy cane!

So punny!!! LOL

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That cat is not a fan of puns!

Many, ok most, of the people in this group....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

You forgot: 4. Witty repartee!

Die laughing....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I can supply the nitrous!

Most guys profile pics.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

My picture makes me look debonair (in my own mind). I guess I need glasses, eh?

It's the little gestures that make a difference...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I guess I'll have to scrape up a kind word. No one wants to see my itty bitty titties!

Darth Vader music.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Hey, they do it for movies to get you ready for what's coming! Would come in so handy, & I'd always be entertained!

Elementary table update

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Can't forget...(I have a t-shirt of this!)

People without vaginas

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Cute, but they shouldn't be able to regulate them with no input (no pun intended, believe it or not). There are many male gynecologists, obstetricians, pediatricians, etc. that have expertise in the field. But even then, there should be at the very least a proportionate amount of women from all spheres to give input before any womens health issue is decided!

Hmm I have been over biding my time at Ecclectic Music.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Hey, go back & forth. There is also a "Traditional/Folk" group & the general "Music" category. Room for all of your music!

For the record oldman77 is my dad.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Uh, question,... LOL I get ya', & in this group I always try to be respectful, except maybe w/ trolls. If your Dad comes over to "Memes..." tho, we tease. A lot. All are equal. I'm sure he can take care of himself, tho!

This one's coming here rather than "Silly,.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Saw this one coming from :30 or so!

How would you like to identify yourself

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I "picked" atheist, but I identify with all three. Let me put it this way, because I don't mind identification if it's understood that any particular one is just one facet among many. So,... "Skepicism is my nature, Freethought is my methodology, Agnosticism is my conclusion, Atheism is my opinion & Humanitarianism is my motivation." Jerry DeWitt & you also didn't add Apistevist!

Quicksilver Messenger Service... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Members Current members Gary Duncan – guitar, vocals (1965-1969, 1969-1979, 2006-present) David Freiberg – bass, guitar, vocals (1965-1971, 1975, 2006–present) Former members John Cipollina – guitar (1965-1971, 1975; died 1989) Greg Elmore – drums (1965-1979) Jim Murray – guitar, vocals (1965-1967; died 2013) Nicky Hopkins – keyboards (1969-1971; died 1994) Dino Valenti – guitar, vocals (1969-1979; died 1994) Mark Naftalin – keyboards (1971-1972) Mark Ryan – bass (1971-1972) Harold Aceves – drums (1972-1975) Chuck Steaks – keyboards (1972-1975) Roger Stanton – bass (1972-1974) Bob Flurie – bass (1974-1975) Michael Lewis – keyboards (1975-1979) Skip Olsen – bass (1975-1979)

Canadian Borg

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Perfect!

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Deja Vu... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Personnel David Crosby – vocals all tracks except "4+20"; rhythm guitar on "Almost Cut My Hair," "Woodstock," "Déjà vu," "Country Girl," and "Everybody I Love You" Stephen Stills – vocals all tracks except "Almost Cut My Hair"; guitars all tracks except "Our House"; keyboards on "Carry On," "Helpless," "Woodstock," and "Déjà Vu"; bass on "Carry On," "Teach Your Children," and "Déjà vu"; percussion on "Carry On" Graham Nash – vocals all tracks except "Almost Cut My Hair" and "4+20"; keyboards on "Almost Cut My Hair," "Woodstock," "Our House," and "Everybody I Love You"; rhythm guitar on "Teach Your Children" and "Country Girl"; percussion on "Carry On" and "Teach Your Children" Neil Young – vocals on "Helpless" and "Country Girl"; guitars on "Almost Cut My Hair," "Helpless," "Woodstock," "Country Girl," and "Everybody I Love You"; keyboards, harmonica on "Country Girl" Additional musicians Dallas Taylor – drums all tracks except "4+20"; tambourine on "Teach Your Children", percussion Greg Reeves – bass on "Almost Cut My Hair," "Helpless," "Woodstock," "Our House," "Country Girl," and "Everybody I Love You" John Sebastian – harmonica on "Déjà vu"

Disgusting POS organization, traitors: NRA confirms that it accepts foreign donations [cbsnews.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

For entities like this, money is money, there is no such thing as dirty money. Just ask our Cheeto in Charge!

Stephen Stills - Stephen Stills (Full Album)... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Side A 1. Love the ones you're with 00:00 2. Do for the others 03:04 3. Church (part of someone) 05:58 4. Old times, good times 10:04 5. Go back home 13:44 Side B 1. Sit yourself down 19:39 2. To a flame 22:46 3. Black queen 25:55 4. Cherokee 31:23 5. We are no helpless 34:46

Mwahahahaha.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Just remember, guys. @Blindbird is in her "unclean" phase right now. I know it's virtually indistinguishable from her (so-called) normal phase, put, just an FYI! (These are great, tho, the last 2 are excellent!)

In which Blindbird makes the dudes on here super uncomfortable.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Now #1 is just females anyway (almost said period!!!), so doesn't necessarily fit with the rest. As the Orthodox Jews pray every day, "Thak you God for not making me a woman!" (True fact!)

I just don't know where else I could post this.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Did you guys check out the "dumb criminals" clip at the bottom? Just as funny as the article!

Divine Plan.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

On a serious note, that had to be one of the scariest fuckin' things ever! A wall of water, dirt & debris a few stories high rushing towards you much faster than you can run!

Gotta love pirates

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Ok, I'll go there, but separate post...psych!

Cat sanctuary

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Have to do the same for dogs, too! & children, no child should have to suffer what we put them thru, & neither should our companion animals!

More likely the cat wanted to play with the box and paid the price.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

& you just know kitty will make sure those bits are in every corner of your house!

"I get knocked down but I get back up again" - Chumbawumba It's actually a song about being knock...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

That song is somewhat crude & mentions a ton of alcohol, but I still find its exuberance highly uplifting!

Evening News

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Can imagine the second the story came into the newsroom the "keeper of the memes" was like. "I got this, boss!"

Science class

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Cognitive dissonance & willful ignorance!

This means a lot to me

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

You have a plethora of reasons to be thankful!