I can't judge..... I once owned four pairs of parachute pants.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Guy #2 looks like he's shitting his pants. #4 looks like he already did. The other 2 look like they're seriously considering it!

I can't judge..... I once owned four pairs of parachute pants.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Warning teens! Ecstacy is NOT harmless!

Brought to you by D.A.D. (Dogs Against Drugs)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

If that little fella does that whole 'shroom he won't be back down 'til 2020!

J. J. Jameson...just to save you from Googling it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8j69qCFCw

Neil Young, Neil Young (1969)... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Side one No. Title Length 1. "The Emperor of Wyoming" 2:14 2. "The Loner" 3:55 3. "If I Could Have Her Tonight" 2:15 4. "I've Been Waiting for You" 2:30 5. "The Old Laughing Lady" 5:58 Side two No. Title Writer(s) Length 6. "String Quartet from Whiskey Boot Hill" Jack Nitzsche 1:04 7. "Here We Are in the Years" 3:27 8. "What Did You Do to My Life?" 2:28 9. "I've Loved Her So Long" 2:40 10. "The Last Trip to Tulsa" 9:25

Neil Young, Neil Young (1969)... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Personnel Neil Young – vocals, guitars, piano, synthesizer, harpsichord, pipe organ, production Ry Cooder – guitar, production Jack Nitzsche – electric piano, arrangements, production Jim Messina, Carol Kaye – bass George Grantham, Earl Palmer – drums Merry Clayton, Brenda Holloway, Patrice Holloway, Gloria Richetta Jones, Sherlie Matthews, Gracia Nitzsche – backing vocals unidentified - trumpet, trombone, tenor saxophone, French horn, clarinet, timpani, string

2 Pilots in Different Planes Saw the Same UFO. The FAA Can't Explain It.... [livescience.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Let me stress that Unidetified Flying Object means just that,...UNIDENTIFIED!! & if it was E.T.'s we wouldn't want to take them to our leader at this point anyway, would we?!?

Mars Colony Would Be a Hedge Against World War III, Elon Musk Says... [space.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

"The Earth is just too small & fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in." Robert A. Heinlein

Enough sleep?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Good one, now, will you bring it over to Felines, or should I?

Jeff Healey Band - While My Guitar Gently Weeps (Montreux 1997) [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Stevie Ray Vaughan & Jeff Healey - Look at Little Sister... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKggAwT-YQ

Is that the sport section or the entertainment?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Looking at it as if it's a new species of caterpillar!

Divine Plan.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

God is a really shitty travel agent!

Valid point...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I'd help with your bail if I could watch!

Extinct animals

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Or, you could substitute "memers" for "gamers" & get the same effect!

For the people who think "Walk Up" is the solution to school gun violence: What "Walk Up" means ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Here is an interesting response to the Walk Up, Not Out folks: I Tried to Befriend Nikolas Cruz. He Still Killed My Friends. [nytimes.com] By wowspring Posted here yesterday, I think. Full article in link (I don't think this one will work, need to go to original)

A few relevant memes

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Good post!

Bunnies explained another way.... (Also shadow puppets were so much fun?).

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

"My religion is as substantial as this bunny here."

Which one for you?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Original Bladerunner!

Not all cats, but lots, & funny... [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I've had cats & dogs & seen them do just about everything you see here.

Stolen from @RavenCT in the "Memes..." group...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Sorry, @RavenCT, I didn't see it posted here, so I just had to!

The Souther-Hillman-Furay Band ℗ 1975 Elektra Entertainment for United States and WEA ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

BTW, if anybody doesn't recognize these names I recommend a Google search. American Rock royalty!

Wow, we're getting busy here.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Honestly would take a lot for me to do that. Unless it's straight up trolling I think we can handle a difference in outlook. If we can't answer rationally how can we hope to get beyond this group?

Cat upgrades

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Love it! Stealing it!

"So they packed up their group, got a grip, came equipped Grabbed their proton packs off their back...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

If it were only that easy!

Thoughts and prayers

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Oooh! Snap!

When butthurt normies pop in crying

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Or voting Republican!

I'm thinking of changing our Avatar...but I'd like your input.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

A few other possibilities...(tho I doubt you want the 4th one!)

I'm thinking of changing our Avatar...but I'd like your input.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Here's a quick alternative...

Speaking of normies....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Let it go, bro.

Poco, DeLIVErin'.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Be sure not to miss "Kind Woman", originally a Buffalo Springfield song (which figures!). Just great! But, so is this whole thing! Many, many, many memories!

The Souther-Hillman-Furay Band ℗ 1975 Elektra Entertainment for United States and WEA ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I heard "Fallin' In Love" onboard ship as I was coming in from my 2nd WESTPAC tour, coming into the San Francisco Bay, just blew me away! I hope y'all like this album as much as I do!

Life is a flat circle....bottle bottom.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Plan to spend as much time as I can in that 3rd one!

Omar can't spell.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

What a mind fuck!

CW: Snake....and not an Anaconda...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Had to dig deep for that one, eh, Eric?

He thought long & hard on that one...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

OK, @mistymoon77, you asked for it!...(the 3rd one is Eric's list!!!)

Every man's dream

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

As Eric said, add beer & it works for me!

A couple love poems....ta class up dis joint.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

This works for both... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

For the trolls.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

DON'T tell me what TO DO!!!

Jesus wtf?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

& Bob said, "And you can go there, too, asshole!"

A change of pace,... Cyndi Lauper Greatest Hits... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Early Cyndi w/ Blue Angels, before vocal surgery... Blue Angel (Cyndi Lauper) I'm Gonna Be Strong on German TV (1980)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MBijekSzDQ

Coincidence? I think not!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Why punctuation is so important!

It's a good thing I don't believe in hell

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Like...

Kinda destroys that argument. Next!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Atheist Pig has this...

When a Normie inboxes me to ask me to send them a meme...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I'm so glad you don't consider us people, Eric!!! LOL

If you like ceiling cat... You will love...just ask Louis CK!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

The least she could do would be to come in & help!!!

Merkel and Trump are The Odd Couple.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Maybe this will put it in perspective... https://www.facebook.com/OccupyDemocrats/videos/1877449779014734/

What did he say about my mama?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

& he's wearing red shorts, too!

If the ents don't get you the geese will.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

They can be mean S.O.B.'s!

The print is small...but try and find yourself on this list. How did they know my Xbox gamertag?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I'm an old fart, I consider Atomic Rooster to be "Metal"!

It shouldn't be all about the money!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Moral of the story: Get it while you're young!

Know the signs.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I'm an equal opportunity hater, myself!

The trick is getting those little buggers sharp enough to cut through the jugular.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Like that missing sock!

Who cares?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Shi-i-i-t!

Not an optIon

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

& this WILL happen, guaranteed!

What could go wrong?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

BOO!!

How to know if someone is a Vegan

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

& tell you, & lecture you, & tell you!

Cognitive dissonance

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Oh, that is so good!

Nothing wrong with this

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Looks edible to me!?!

Enough said.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Whatever it is, it's bound to get me in trouble!

Little egg humor

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Eggs can be so catty!

To be young again

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

LMFAO!!!! Talk about getting in the "last word"!

Police brutality

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Wait for it,...it happens after the black guy wins the chess match!

Zuckerberg be like... Part 2.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

There are some people I may want to beat, but a random waiter that you can bully with money!!! Why would one even want to do that?????

The mIghty joe bIden

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Have to remember, Joe is originally from Scranton! The "Scranton Scrapper"!!!

Trump and the vet

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Would not put it past him!

Trump's cabInet

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

A whole new take on "Shitto-heads"!

Can you help me?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

The kid is overqualified!

What unbelievable prank has your cat ever done?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

That didn't involve feces or vomit???

Why I meme

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

So few good rhymes for that!

Message to the dick pic merchants!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Not me, I want a first date!

Board games anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

My fav in the '80's!!!

What does a yellow light mean? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Lloyd was so great in Taxi!

More dead hookers

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

No wonder the "others" don't like us!!! LOL

I aim to please..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I have my half covered!

Abacab - Genesis (1981)... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Tracklist: 1. Abacab 0:00 2. No Reply At All 6:57 3. Me And Sarah Jane 11:31 4. Keep It Dark 17:33 5. Dodo/Lurker 22:05 6. Who Dunnit? 29:37 7. Man On The Corner 33:02 8. Like It Or Not 37:29 9. Another Record 42:28

Refrigerator magnet

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Just explain it as a test in Office safety!

Feel free to apply and send a picture with your CV...(Ladies Only)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Damn! & I fit all the other criteria!!!

Thumper???

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Okay, I used a Merrie Melodies one already on a bunny post, have to dig up another one...(ok, I can't use that one, it's another Merrie Melody, from 1941 & racist as hell!) May have to try something else, hold one,...okay, not as good as the original Merrie Melody short I posted before, but, it fits the theme, so, without further ado [because that would be much ado about nothing])... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7dcAUvG4g

Snark can save your life....not in this case though....this guy is probably dead.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

He will be, wolves don't like snark!

Note to self: Only post memes in meme group. Apparently, other groups don't have a sense of humor.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I feel okay to send Colbert, Sam Bee, Seth Meyers, et al, but anything more "edgy" than Cyanide & Happiness I keep here. (Usually, I sometimes like to poke the "pussycat" cage!)

That awkward moment..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

"Hey, mister, eyes up, my twat is up here!"

Ummm meat group..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

What's known as finger food!

Because haven't you always wanted a fully jointed hippie?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Of course, he's real cool, he's fully jointed!

Ah those wacky French!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

The French they are a funny race, they fight with their feet &...

Potholes in Virginia be like....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Is that part of the "Swamp" tRump was going to drain?

Either way, I'm screwed!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Return, remember, you don't have to be faster than the "monster", just faster than your ex!

Dog spelled backward is a fairytale we tell to scare children...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

It's not nice to fuck with Father Malicious!

Inspired by ceiling cat...box cat...(I thought it was funny...)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Shouldn't that be box catS? (Just asking.)

Inspired by ceiling cat....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Be very careful if it gets ready to spring!

I knew it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Look, it's the Bee Gees!

A day without a dead prostitute meme is like a day without sunshine...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Giving away a little too much this morning, aren't we, Eric?

Zuckerberg be like... Part 1.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Oh, that stock is tanking. He probably thought it would never catch up with him.

Good times... Good times.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Early on the former was a lot easier than the latter. Practice helped, tho, & gum!

Good morning memers... Food For Thought... Never mess with a fat man's Donuts.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

When a lick alone just won't do!

Inspiration from Twin Peaks..... I'm sure the cocaine helped.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Looks like the coke is wearing off!

The pitfalls of trying to get revenge on your enemies.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

As much help as "Thoughts & Prayers"!

Good morning, big fella!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Morning cucumber just doesn't have the same ring to it!

Here is an interesting response to the Walk Up, Not Out folks: I Tried to Befriend Nikolas Cruz.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

This a powerful & poignant piece! Thank you.

Any information of his whereabouts will be highly appreciated and confidential of course.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Chained in the basement doing the laundry!

Never eating pickles again

phxbillcee comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Are the Jewish Dill pickles circumcised?