Excerpts from a dog's dIary.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

That dog will weigh 500 lbs soon!

Hi, everyone!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Hello & welcome! Explore, respond, have fun!

True story: Cerberus, the name of Hades' dog in Greek mythology, is derived from the Greek word ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Had to work his way up (or down!).

Things that make you go hmmm.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

See, they are real!

KY Jelly ads have gotten just plain blunt!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Nope!

Whatever it is you can order for $0.45 at this Diner..... I do want it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

good music meme!

Obligatory drug meme at 1 in the morning.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Walk Hard references!!! Outstanding!

Family Feud...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Glass houses come to mind!

My beer sent me a :-)..... bitches love smiley faces.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I am calling you-oouu-oouu!

When Brazil is making fun of you..... Maybe we should rethink our ideas of democracy.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

If only he was the only "leader of the free world" that made us a laughing stock! "W" comes to mind! Tho he would seem almost like a breath of fresh air right about now!

But mama..... That's where the fun is!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

How true! At least you have deniability! & that is where the fun is, well, that's where I spend some time! Then my Lesbian Training Courses come in handy!

Single life be like.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Everything has a better love life than me!

F tomatoes..... We hates it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Ain't like its mayo!

My nephew sends these things to me.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

as I've stated before, I usually do my "Dark Lord" praying at midnite, I'm a traditionalist. At 3:15 I'm usually desecrating churches to calm myself down for bed!

Ok I think that I have been here enough now to be ready to share my most favourite man in the world...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

A blues Leslie West! I mean that in a very good way!

Science, bitches!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Gotta love a troll with a sense of humor!

Glitter is the debble.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Worked a little, can I have some more, guvner?

Well...I am curious to see what this group is all about. matureart

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Is that a new group on this site? If so, beware, @DangerDave got static for his tame stuff, so,...

Another atypical from the same time period as the others.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Side one: Spotted Cow Rosebud in June Jigs Sheep-crook and Black Dog Royal Forester Side two: King Henry Gaudete John Barleycorn Saucy Sailor

I can't remember if I ever posted my babies?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

You were thinking...Aww, how cute! Probably thinking a little different now! Still cute, but, would they be as cute shaved???

My nephew sends these things to me.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Your nephew is cool!

Advanced stupidity

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Are we talking politics again?!?! LOL

Tim

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Improv plays a bigger role in movies than many know. this is a great example that worked probably better than the original would have!

I try to keep my job out of this meme space..... But tonight I failed.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Gotta admit, never got that. When I was a kid I was always more impressed by the story of how Rolls Royce did the final tests on their cars for quality. they'd stick the English equivalent of a nickel edge on on the hood & start the car. If the coin fell, it didn't pass. THAT impressed me!

The original lesbian certification course.....oral exam.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Hmm mm good, Hmm mmm good...

Happy birthday dear Tu Youyu happy birthday to you.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Youyou is nutsnuts!

Jod has lost his great power....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Such enlightened interweb play!

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking... Now Heaven Knows.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

It hurts so good! Shit, except for that one!

Not that know this personally or anything, just had to clarify.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I dunno, still gonna kill the bugger!

Why I am fat.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Both edible???

Chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay! Alex Jones reference for those who didn't get ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Ah, yes, I get all my science info from Alex Jones!

Move Yourself..... To the Embrace of his noodly appendages.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Okay, I'm getting an idea,...straight gin, right?

Have you been half asleep?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

What are you drinking tonight, Eric?

Look what the wind blew in.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Stupid, too. Should have used the Marilyn Monroe shot! Of course, she's dead, so there's that!

It's like they pulled it right off of my childhood home's refrigerator.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Redneck limo!

Just the other damn day!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I know, right?!?

Now I know who to blame the next time my wall comes out crooked.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I love this one! Thank you!

Also, let me know if this is okay.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

1. Come All Ye - 00:00 (Denny, Hutchings) 2. Reynardine - 05:02 (traditional - arr F C) 3. Matty Groves - 09:33 (traditional - arr F C) 4. Farewell Farewell - 17:44 (Thompson) 5. The Deserter - 20:24 (traditional - arr F C) 6. Medley - 24:50 (traditional x4 - arr Swarbrick, F C) 7. Tam Lin - 28:58 (traditional - arr Swarbrick) 8. Crazy Man Michael - 36:12 (Thompson, Swarbrick) Sandy Denny - Lead Vocals Richard Thompson - Guitars Simon Nicol - Guitars Ashley Hutchings - Bass Guitars Dave Swarbrick - Violins and Viola Dave Mattacks - Drums and Percussion Island Records 1969 Island Remasters 2002

@FrayedBear posted his "Blood Red Roses" below in answer to the Uriah Heep song, & rightfully so.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Following Ian Matthew's debut album, 'Matthews Southern Comfort', he formed the band of the same name. 'Second Spring' was the band's debut album from 1970 and featured: Ian Matthews, Carl Barnwell, Gordon Huntley, Mark Griffiths, Andy Leigh and Ray Duffy. Lead vocals by Ian Matthews, except 'Even As' which is sung by Carl Barnwell.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Love me some "Pearls..."!

Back to the Jesus memes!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

@Blindbird 's smokin'!!!

Is everybody ready for protest march tomorrow?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Will be in Phoenix wearing my t-shirt from this site! I will not start anything, but will not put up with B.S. from some inbred peckerwood. They can challenge me if they want, but I am an articulate Vet, tho disabled I'm not worried. I've inhaled tear-gas before, but doubt it will come to that.

What's the speed of sex? 68, because you have to turn around at 69.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

An oldie but a real goodie!

No Diggity - very unique [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Postmodern Jukebox has some fine collaborations! This is one of them, Thanks!

Me, at work today

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

That's not a type of fish?

Such a relaxing hobby

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Yeah, after like the 200th stab it gets very "Zen"!

I got this

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

You are an evil woman! I like that in a lady!

Get your shit together

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Yeah, but things could get tricky... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

Yeah, as if

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Like we care if you join!

Whew!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Always a silver lining!

Hes watching

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Just as vindictive as his Dad!

A little vulgar but bahaha

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

A little???

Heal someone else

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Damn, you're a buzz kill, JC!

So confused....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I'm so conflicted!

Too cheesy for this group?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Love the facial expressions! Perfect!

Had to read it twice

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Even then,...

Dudeist Priest

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Wait'll he sees what his "old lady" really is!

Happy B-Day, Ric Ocasek... The Cars... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

The Cars - "Just What I Needed" (Official Video)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvy2yqUHLLg

Pottermore. :)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

@Blindbird, you're such a Potter-mouth!

Clearly makes his point!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Make that "utterly" ridiculous!

Dzal Martin...I can wait...(melikethis)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

?

Awww .... look at cute Cthulhu! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Just wait 'til they grow up tho! They're always cute as babies!

Guess whos got all new accounts...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Those LP stalkers getting to be too much for you?

You can't make this shit up: [wnep.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Un-fukn-believable! This is what we've come to!

How good is your eyesight?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

& a beautiful specimen it is, but keep your penis in your pants!

Honesty is not always the best policy.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

She left the arms? You can tell she still loves him!

People of Walmart...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Ah, she been methin' around!

Your wife really cares!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Stay clueless, my friend!

Maybe if we show this to Trump he would get it...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

All he'd see would be the wall!

The 80's are back!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

& I thought I was the only one with these flash-backs!

The male gypsy moth can smell the female gypsy moth from up to 7 miles away.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Not if she uses this!

Simpsons LP Hentai Peanut Butter Porn....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

You've got your weekend all planned out!

Gross

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

& you had sloppy seconds!!!

Uh-oh

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

& neither was she!

The fuck?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Need to talk with @Insectra !

Tasteful

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Full frontal!

Swimming hole

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Not his fault,...

Suggestion for the ladies...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

& then really freak him out & tell him it's yours!

Pancakes

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Or even waffles!

See my problem?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

New sex robots coming soon!... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ghw-TO2txo

Personal Trainer

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Again, I have to respectfully decline.

Kiss

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

You're such a romantic!

If you're feeling down...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I'll pass, Duke, thanks just the same!

Good deal

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Love a happy ending!

Do not enter

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Bragging, are we?

Adulting

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Any...

A bad combination

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Depends on the context!

Barnes and Noble

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Way worth it!

They ask what if Ask what if right back

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Never let the argument get twisted by the facts!

Quick grab the wd40

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Grab the bug spray!

I stopped seeing my last girlfriend because she lied about her weight.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Vanity, thy name is gravity!

Breaking information on the CDC and gun violence research.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Rep. Dickey is a Dick! Too little too late! Thoughts & prayers! Regrets, was too busy, didn't want gun control,... Screw him & screw the NRA. This research has been stymied for far too long & it's obscene!

Our little secret.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Why didn't anybody tell me!!!

I believe the entire movie Happy Gilmore has been made into memes of some sort.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

This is the logical comeback here. Set himself up.

Where's a pin when you need one

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

How many women really find this attractive. Visible abs, ok, tho mine are just hiding now. Muscle tone, sure, tho mine is slightly off-pitch right now, but, this??!!?? Looks like a damn mutant!

Free samples?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Okay!

Guess who!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Should have used a heavier stone for your tomb!

Becky does sound delicious.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Too stringy, not worth consuming! (Now, eating,...???)

Literally an ass you could crack walnuts with.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Another case of one asshole hurting another!

Cockadoodle Trump...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

The resemblance is uncanny!