Conserve wind! Doh!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

& Barton helps set policy!!!

Darth knows what's up.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Force = Mass X Acceleration, I guess you can call mathematics an Ancient Religion, but that's really kinda stretching things!

Shark tank.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

If I've gotten as far as their room I'm not gonna let that stop me!

Prank under the plank.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

It's good to plan ahead, tho, plus it'll be rough to prosecute you then!

Feline impressions.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Stealing this for "Feline FAnatics"!!!

Fruit is good for you...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

At least they're responsible cougars, notice the sign behind them!

Google policies in full force, no bull.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

But this particular cow has a suit against tRump forthcoming!

Simplest birth control of all.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Works for me!

Hate to break it to you, Buddy...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Should say, "You're not gonna get in my pants if you're human."

I was entrenched in my church during most of the 60's and was as far from being a hippie as ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I try to spread happiness wherever I go, but I've been told I need to get my shots first!

Emotional...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Remember, folks, this is one of the warning signs!!!

Payback's hell!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I bet @Blindbird can't wait!

I finally made it to level 8! I'm officially a Super Member (snort).

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

That will take much longer than a week!

Micro-peeves

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Micro-peeves, clearly different than pet-peeves, who are valued members of one's family!

Jesus' only real miracle?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Well, Judas did kiss him!

There may not be a Satanic hell, but there certainly are some kinds.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

It be like...

I don't fucking believe this guy! Former Sen.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

& his homophobic rants got him the dubious distinction of having his name associated with a fairly gross meme a few years back. If you Googled Santorum the first listing got you, well, I won't describe it, & I'm not sure it's still there, but,...he asked for it!

I'm down..... Who else is with me?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Do this just as Easter Mass lets out in front of the church!

Poor choice of words..... And graphics.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The SPCA puts these on all the vehicles of all of the animal abusers it catches! Like a doggy Sex-Offender Alert!

Good Times Jesus... Good Times.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

simpler times!

We have to go back!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

But the 2nd sentence is, "But now you're old!"

If only people came with warning labels.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Nice to meet you, too, Eric!

Not really a meme, but I think this group would appreciate this one [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Love the musical accompaniment!

"Counter protesters" show up heavily armed to confront unarmed and peaceful protesters - mostly ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Had a contingent at the Phoenix rally, too!

What a bunch of turd-les. I feel like we're gonna get a lot of use out of the last one.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The third one seems like it fits in so many situations, too!

My new go to insult....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

You made Level 8!!!

Your poem for the day...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Not when he's 20 feet tall, anyway!!!

Sign me up!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Photoshop agreed to give me my money back!

Craigslist ads can be so deceptive...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

& somebody probably actually purchased it! Barnum was right!

More Kids Say the Darndest Things...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

& most kids like dump trucks!

If I were also physically attractive it would just be unfair.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Sadly true.

I'm only 65 atheist points away from gaining my superpowers..... So here's an obligatory cock pic.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Cluck you, KFC!

So, what are you wearing?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I've tried this, it works!

Be afraid... Be very afraid...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Boo!

Our next secretary of Health and Human Services makes an appearance in this meme.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Wouldn't doubt it at all!

As seen on Cops.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Wonder what else E.T. was doin' in that closet!

Jeebus was NOT a zombie

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Well, Hey-Zeus can lich this!

The upside of adulting.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

C'mon, Eric, you never forget!

Yooooo.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Excellent poster & nice post, @Blindbird!

Yesterday was beyond words.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Check out pics online from your local newspaper or TV station. That's where I got mine for the Phoenix March!

How to help/be supportive when everything you say seems to be wrong?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I hate to say it, as she obviously needs help, but you may be doing her no favors. Enabling her allows her to stay in that space with no consequences. You may need to draw firm lines, as she is living under your roof. Sometimes tough love is the only effective love. Maybe others will have better input.

I don't like Mike.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

They are so abused!

CW: Post contains pregnant baseball reference....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

So wrong, everyone knows a coat hanger is the way to be efficient!

My entire agnostic.com experience.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Miles & miles & miles...

I don't need this kind of negativity in my life.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Not gonna do it...

Cuz baby you're a firework.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Let alone the dynamite up his ass!

That dog....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I need a friend like that!!!

Nina Gordon's early crack at Super White Gangsta... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Bet she won't trot that out in front of them!

Not really a joke, just silly [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

LMAO!! Hilarious, but don't think I could watch too many of these.

Got a date from here tonight. Any tips??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Best of luck on your date, you'll knock 'em dead!

And of course the masterpiece of the Cultural Appropriation Genre....Dynamite Hack. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

LOL!

Any other fans of Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

There's a few posted here, may have to look back a little bit!

Scientology!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Volcanoes & nuclear weapons anyone?

Got a date from here tonight. Any tips??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The link gets "this post is not available"!!

Got a date from here tonight. Any tips??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad!

Loving this pop band made up two brothers and two sisters, actually named the Hooks.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Cute pop, but tell me, how did a "heart attack" give the kid two black eyes??? Enquiring minds want to know! (Also, what is Jennifer Lawrence doing here???)

Before a host of other imitators Ben Folds Five did it first..... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjkMh0tKCZo

It looked like @BookDeath was on a church kick, so here’s my input on that [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Another church I don't wish to join!!!

Two lost souls, swimming in a fish bowl... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Such a great group! Set the standards in many ways!

Another good reason to just shop at Costco.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

& I thought calculus was hard!!!

Lucky me

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

You'll make the STD Hall of Fame!

Ha!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

@Duke, you throw the best parties!!!

Hey, at least it's chocolate milk.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Depends on what kind of brownies those are!!!

The voice in my head is a bit of an introvert.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Your anxiety is probably correct!

I know where I'm hanging out for the zombie apocalypse...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

They also carry liquor!

Sunday sermon..... Everyone turn your logic off.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Carlin! We miss ya'!

Kids Say the Darndest Things.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Out of the mouths of babes!

Trump's lawyers sent a cease and desist letter to Berkely Breathed, creator and cartoonist (Bloom ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

"Fair Use" & the First Amendment obviously no longer apply!

Well, he DID claim to be the "jobs creator" president!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Hopefully, he'll be going through them fast!

A few memes

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Excellent!!! All good & all being appropriated!!

Another Great track, Boz Scaggs [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Boz Scaggs & Duane Allman ~ Loan Me A Dime... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTFvAvsHC_Y

The Molecular Shape of You (Ed Sheeran Parody) | A Capella Science - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Excellent! Science nerds be cool!

Sarcastic?? Not here....lol [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Whew! Almost thought it was about me for a second!?! LOL

Anyone know how or where to get help/medication for people without insurance?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Kudos to all who responded here! Concrete help in a timely manner, you go guys!

Little Johnny was sad when he saw the new ice cream truck drive by.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Take that sprout & shove it up...

Another Great track, Boz Scaggs [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Just amazes me that he only got reaction from his "disco" phase (which wasn't anywhere near "disco"!) Man is a great vocal interpretor & talent & has been for years, have at least 5 of his CD's, just love his work!

SCIENCE WARS - Acapella Parody - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

We CAN Science! Loved it! Thanks @BeeHappy !

Debate, Drama, Journalism, Music. Maybe these are more important than prayer in schools?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Don't have money for those, have to arm the teachers!

My Smokey does this to me all the time.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I've got one that does that all the time, especially in the middle of the night when I'm on a bathroom "break"! Sometimes, in the dark, we connect, my foot & her ass, & she's the one who gets offended!

March For Our Lives, Phoenix, AZ, 3/24/18... [azcentral.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

In today's paper (The Arizona Republic, 3/25/2018) the Phoenix March was estimated to have an attendance of 15,000 by law-enforcement & 25,000 by organizers. Split the difference & that is still 20,000! Not too shabby! ( I also got a little quote cited! There's my 15 seconds of fame!!!)

More funny from the FB keto group.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Obviously, a very odd group, & they post strange memes, too!

Jason Isbell Urges Us To Keep Hoping: [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Another good one of his... Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit - White Man's World... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu4dupoC7EE

I just lost my shit

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Kegel excercises!

St Don the Con

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

If you're familiar with the history of many of the popes, not that surprising, really!

Now Registering Animal abusers

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Good! About time!

Otis Redding One of my all time favorites [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Absolute classic by an absolute classic!

March For Our Lives, Phoenix, AZ, 3/24/18... [azcentral.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Holy shit! I just watched the video that was down @ the 8:30 heading on the azcentral.com posting & I'm in one of them! Didn't even realize! Talking to the 2nd Amendment contingent!!! (That's me in the black fedora & t-shirt from this site!)

(Another theft, I got this from @Blindbird @ the "Memes..." site)...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Just wicked!

Off the signs of babes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Oh, f'n' snap!!!

Some Leo Kottke for you on the 12 string. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Has been so underrated, thanks for posting!

Great but obscure song from one of my fave rock groups featuring one of my fave singers. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Paul Rodgers, hell yeah!

Mew -- a Danish alternative rock band. Wait for it... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Thanks!

Now...slowing things down with some blues from Sue Foley: [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I like her! Nice blues voice!

I love this lady!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

When you're right you're right!

Life on the farm

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I like that kid!

Compensation...(stolen from @Jameson 's post in "Memes"...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Goes perfectly with these, (oldies, but goodies)...

Facebook summed up

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I make it through as best I can & try to maintain a steady buzz whenever possible. Works for me (sometimes).

Stupid is as stupid does...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Also, note those are all old sets!!! 'Nuff said!

Hello folks! I hope to get a lot out of this group.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Welcome! Visit as often as you want/need!

Erm

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Nailed it!