Swimming hole

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Not his fault,...

Suggestion for the ladies...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

& then really freak him out & tell him it's yours!

Pancakes

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Or even waffles!

See my problem?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

New sex robots coming soon!... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ghw-TO2txo

Personal Trainer

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Again, I have to respectfully decline.

Kiss

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

You're such a romantic!

If you're feeling down...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I'll pass, Duke, thanks just the same!

Good deal

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Love a happy ending!

Do not enter

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Bragging, are we?

Adulting

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Any...

A bad combination

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Depends on the context!

Barnes and Noble

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Way worth it!

They ask what if Ask what if right back

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Never let the argument get twisted by the facts!

Quick grab the wd40

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Grab the bug spray!

I stopped seeing my last girlfriend because she lied about her weight.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Vanity, thy name is gravity!

Breaking information on the CDC and gun violence research.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Rep. Dickey is a Dick! Too little too late! Thoughts & prayers! Regrets, was too busy, didn't want gun control,... Screw him & screw the NRA. This research has been stymied for far too long & it's obscene!

Our little secret.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Why didn't anybody tell me!!!

I believe the entire movie Happy Gilmore has been made into memes of some sort.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

This is the logical comeback here. Set himself up.

Where's a pin when you need one

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

How many women really find this attractive. Visible abs, ok, tho mine are just hiding now. Muscle tone, sure, tho mine is slightly off-pitch right now, but, this??!!?? Looks like a damn mutant!

Free samples?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Okay!

Guess who!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Should have used a heavier stone for your tomb!

Becky does sound delicious.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Too stringy, not worth consuming! (Now, eating,...???)

Literally an ass you could crack walnuts with.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Another case of one asshole hurting another!

Cockadoodle Trump...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

The resemblance is uncanny!

Back in the day when there were telephone booths..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Loved The Far Side!

If a man speaks in the woods and there are no women around to hear him is he still wrong?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Need to re-phrase that,..."If a man speaks,...he's wrong!" & just go from there. Safer.

New dating tip! .....results may vary.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Yes, I've looked everywhere...

Better than Geico! &meme

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Such a scam, & then you get idiots like Kent Hovind, who still cheat! (As the above did) Such hypocrites! This tax scam has got to end!

These kids make me happy

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

...& proud!

Are we sure that's not the guy from Insane Clown Posse?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Went from Guy to Eric!!!

The governor's race in New York just took a new turn.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I'm auditing that course & taking extra credit. I may be a lesbian trapped in a man's body, how would I tell???

It starts so young.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Real OG's! (original grand-kids!)

One day I hope to be.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

One day???

Pikachu porn.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Looks like they're enjoying themselves, anyway!

Women be like.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

If he'd install or build her a medicine cabinet,...just sayin'!

Choose Wisely...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

"...I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."

Sean Connery knows where the action is at...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Sean would nail anything!

You’ll never be Betty White cool

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Love that woman!

I need this plate.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Fill the damn plate full enough & you don't see that shit!

Technology, back in the day...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

& obviously, the PDF conversion has a few glitches!

Knock, knock!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Answer without your "door pants"!

I am somebody!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

You tell 'em, Calvin, tho, like Hobbes, the "persona" of the Universe is imaginary! How's that for angst-filled nihilism!

Wilsonnnn!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

That may have worked out better!

Thoughts?...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

https://www.facebook.com/TuckerBenedict/photos/a.1315490871805731.1073741829.1303210199700465/1771972569490890/?type=3

Thoughts?...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

https://www.facebook.com/TuckerBenedict/photos/a.1315490871805731.1073741829.1303210199700465/1771972569490890/?type=3

Mark of the Beast: It’s not what you think!... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Does this actually make any sense to anyone? & the narrator almost sounds sane!

WRONG HOLE with DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

& at the end Scott Baio goes from being god to supporting tRump, seems like a demotion!

How many of you can identify with this photo? What’s the secret?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

"Up on the tightwire,..."

Eclipse!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Ah, the classic Kama Sutra position, Death by Asphyxiation!

I'm sure just about everyone has read my posts about my recent suicide attempt so I'm not going to ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Hello, welcome & come here to talk if you need to!

My new drink

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

White Female Tears are the Lite version!

@phxbillcee....[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Eric, gettin' down when he was (MUCH) younger! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHnGwDy2y6s

@phxbillcee....[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Eric, you wanted me to see your theme song???

Diets going well...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

That last one is great!

Finally! I found the bastard... And on Facebook of all places!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

But he still wants the personal info of you & your friends!

All I can say is... wow..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Do the math, people!

I guess I'll put this here.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Total guess, "Joe Dirt"?

Now, some Cajun Music...Dr. John... Street Side [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Always loved the "Night Tripper"!

When you can't afford that expensive exhaust!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Hilarious!

Get ready for another war, probably our last, McMaster is out John Bolton the war hawk is in ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Bolton is a major hawk & serious whacko! This is NOT an improvement! Sorta figures tho, I've always thought tRump wanted to be a "war" president.

Wife skills

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

He now wishes he was wearing a cup!

Virginia weather be like.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

That bunny looks really pissed!

NotRacist

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Ah, so that's the color coding they use! it's all so clear now!

An endless supply of energy and the government knows about it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Until the cat twists free, hunts you down, gouges your eyes out & eats them with the buttered bread!

You call it procrastination... I call it thoughtful living.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Well, older, anyway.

Why should I trust Mark Zuckerberg any less than I do the NSA?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

But, everyone else was doing it, so...

Insert Kevin Bacon's penis joke here.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

My understanding of real science & history compared to the whole world? This much at least!

With details

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Well, the cake makes up for everything! Oh, wait, it's vanilla???? Now I hate you again!

X 100,000

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Which brings us to...

I wish my agent would call

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Be honest, you gained 10 lbs. because of rolls! & muffins, donuts,...

We won't even talk about the cat

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Cat named him, "How long will I have to wait to see what he tastes like" the III.

Are You Lonely?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

All 6 apply in far too many ways. This site does help w/ #4 & #2 to a certain extent, but it is still, by its nature, impersonal. Some of it is my fault, I isolate, outcome of chronic pain & chronic depression. But the emptiness seems blacker & deeper all the time & can be nigh near suffocating. I've lived with the depression since I can remember, & the pain for over a decade. I am the major caregiver for my 88 yo Mother, so that keeps me anchored, but that is one of the only things. I enjoy learning, experiencing & satisfying my curiosity, but that seldom balances the blackness. When my Mom goes, that may be the last anchor. Time will tell.

Feeling a bit emotionally shackled at the moment.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Hang in, bro! & keep posting & venting!

Too much sin, too little conversion.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

More sin, less triggering!

Ummmm....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Be even worse if he decided to shovel snow like that!

Yep

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

You fit right in!

So when your friend tells you the HOA in their/our community sent them a notice that their trash ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Perfect solution!

Do you care about what level you have achieved on this site?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

BTW, folks, Level 8 gets you a free t-shirt! Seriously! I was pleasantly surprised! I don't post or comment for the points, & in some "categories" you hit the max fairly quickly, but it is a sorta fun side thing, it's harmless & there are some real reasons for it, so what the hey!

I remember the last time I bought a christmas tree.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Otherwise, you'd walk funny, but you would avoid using a plastic bag!

Who will be out marching this Saturday? [marchforourlives.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Me, in Phoenix!

The latest "Funny Times" are out and there is a ton of gun and tRump postings.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

All spot on! Thanks!

I'm not sure how much of this will paste successfully, but this is big: FFRF celebrates Johnson ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

This is why I'm a member!

Fuck snow.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

But, Eric, it's Spring!

I gotta try this....can't be worse than how I deal now.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I hope he can photosynthesize!

Axel Rose was a trail blazer....yet no one followed.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Well, sorta... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqZlcfYsGmY

O.k. maybe Fox News isn't so bad....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Yeah, at least FauxNews isn't Facebook!!!

I know we can all relate....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I'd last about 2 sentences then would have to find an excuse to leave.

....if you can find the lid.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Or, wait 6 weeks & call it a science experiment!

Aqua Stalking....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Shoot, neither seems to work!

To go, boldy...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

That, is so, correct!

Just once?....talk about small talk!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Sort of a rite of passage.

I think these nudists are stoned

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Baby got boulder!

I'm not even mad...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Can I find this "atheist bible" in hotel rooms along w/ the Gideon?

Take the wheel.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Wicked sense of humor there!

Jesus is Weird.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Loves me some Cyanide & Happiness!

Social media makes things so much easier

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Just not the same!

Do you care about what level you have achieved on this site?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I think our sun will go red-giant before I hit Level 9, & we will reach the heat-death of the Universe before I see Level 10!

Find that little man in boat!...so Lick it before you stick it... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Always good advice!

Brb running to KFC

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I could just eat you up!

Holy Mary, Mother of the Elder ......

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

& thus began the tRump era!