Arkansas Congressman Jay Dickey, who described himself as “the NRA’s point person in ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Can I have emotional sympathy for the fact that I really want to pistol whip him with one of his own guns!

The whole Crusty vs Chum Bucket meme is really about over simplifying complex ideas and creating ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

& check out the stupid "duck lips" on sad girl there!

Some people will believe anything!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Had to have been BigFEET!

Gonna have to try this demonic possesion thing...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

You mean that's NOT your excuse?!?!

Also try asking for their mother's phone number....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Is there a prize?

Trump appointments are such low hanging fruit but.....swat!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

That dweeb couldn't handle $5 a day Dramamine habit!

I'm gonna get ya

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I personally like Lay's better!

Another public service....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

That was cruel, Eric!

Is that what they told you at rehab?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Let us know how that works out for ya'!

This is the meme that never ends....rolling in the deep.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Anymore linkin' of Lincolns & I'll quit thinkin'!!!

...or an ant for that matter.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

You'd have joined tRump's cabinet!

Me, with my younger co-workers....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Sixteen will get you twenty!

Haven't made a good fart joke in a while...give birth to a smile

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Hallelujah! The birth of Donald tRump!

The whole Crusty vs Chum Bucket meme is really about over simplifying complex ideas and creating ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I'm guessing it's a Sponge Bob meme, but it is just a guess.

One for the religion is a joke exhibit.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Wish his Dad had used one!

About to go on a meme posting tear like a back pack trip acrosd Europe....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Yeah, still in Texas, the atheist's definition of purgatory!

Mrs browns boys the Mormons - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

That is so damn good!

More FB gold.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Poor cat looks almost as sad as the idjit below!

Truth!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

That's been your excuse for the last month! & the same PJ's, too!

Or non-memers!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Even loved the TV show! So much better than that derivative "Munsters"!

The original ending to Star Wars. SafetyFirst

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Luke, the Force is dumb in you!

The search for new ice cream flavors has gotten out of hand!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

This reminded you of a previous appointment, eh?

They can't tell me what to do or how to be!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

& that's just before dinner!

Dog is a total douche....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Betcha her name is Gwyneth!

A daily struggle....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Trying to remember how you "labeled" it!

I hate being old....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I'm surely peaking then!

What do you call a rabbit with V D? Peter Rottentail

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Or Pete at the local leather bar!

Pick up line

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Out of the mouths of rats!

Bee cup bra

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Boob-bees! LOL

I'm a gun owner and I approve this message

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Ooops! The NRA will now excommunicate you!!! You're not allowed to be rational!

Over my cold, dead body.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Ya' can't give an inch!

Well...they're going to eat Tide Pods anyhow..... this is for you @IAMGROOT

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I love "Cyanide & Happiness"! I have some of their 'shorts' posted in the "Silly" category (along with a few "News to Me" from the same source!

Beware!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Kind of a harsh name for a little kitten!!!

Dogs rule ....crotch muppets drool.... --- posted for @IAMGROOT ;-)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

As the old saying went, keep 'em in a barrel & feed 'em thru the bunghole 'til they're 18, then let 'em loose!

How did they keep a straight face?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Have to balance this out... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eg-myT7PDE

A bit of a stretch

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Yep, that's the little demons, all right!

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Yes, yes it did! LOL

Sum Pun....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

That sums it up.

In a nutshell.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Yep, that's the story & I'm NOT stickin' to it!

Meanwhile at forest preserves.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Deer bog, what's going on!

Happens more than I care to admit.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

That's no fun! Act all furtive & see if anybody tries to stop you, act all guilty & belligerent & then magnanimously accept their apologies! Good times!

Do you blame me?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

A reward for a job well done!

Bob Ross... [youtube.com] "Trump hair"

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

& if he was painting the inside of tRump's head he could have used even less paint!

????

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Isn't progress, (& incompetence, greed & corruption), wunnerful???

Know it all women!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Soon to be in Trump's cabinet!

Charlton, MA

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Be on the lookout for this, too!

Did someone say "tits and wine?"

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Pastafarians Unite! You have nothing to lose but your war on cholesterol!

Fix a Vag! lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

If they think it's for "hoes only" they are missing out on a large market share!

Today's atheists are bullies -- and they are doing their best to intimidate the rest of us into ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

LOL! There are enough strawmen in that article to take care of the whole mid-west! It would be even funnier if a lot of the FauxNews watchers didn't swallow everything without a thought. Such old, trite & discredited arguments interspersed with outright bullshit. Anything to sell a book!

Ladies, does size matter? (stolen from "cheesy jokes" & @noworry28)...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Supposed to be @noworry28

Ladies does size really matters.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

LOL! Stealing this for the Memes' group!

I am sure this one has been passed around a lot.. the meme, not Stormy.. well then again.. :)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

& you can tell that's not The Donald's hand, even if it is his condom!

First day of spring.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

As if I don't needle Eric enough!

How much social interaction does one need?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Maybe find a group that has similar interests that you would want to be involved with more. Even if its volunteering, sports, music, movies, whatever?

Trying something new!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

You notice they know how to grip them!

Just say no, lol [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

That didn't turn out well, did it (except for the getting high thing).

Springtime for Virginians....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I had a whole post for you earlier, Eric. (Also, have I mentioned I live in Phoenix?)

Millennial kids can't write..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

& have to get their 6 yo grandkid to figure out their TV remote!

So I have to check someone's religious affiliation BEFORE I eat them? That's bullshit!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

So, they're against vegetable & meat eaters??? Wonder what they eat? Tho I know what they're fed!

@blindbird...this post is for you.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Sometimes you gotta go thru shit first!

Junk..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Sometimes you get what you ask for!

...from my cold, dead hand.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

The candy of meats!

Do they Waltz, Tango, or polka?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I'll watch that as I get my BJ while drinking a cocktail!

Gadsden sub flag.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Frappe-moi, bat-moi, appelle-moi des noms sales!

Gregg Allman - Laid Back 1973 (full album)... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Bonus Points: Who penned "These Days"? (& who was Greg married to at this time?)

To play off @mistymoon77 's meme....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I don't expect "as weird", I'm just hoping for appreciation or at least acceptance. I'll settle for not getting tarred & feathered!

Hi Everyone.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Well, I'm a Yank, but not at all young anymore, except at heart, hopefully! Moral philosophy is important to many of us, so you fit right in there. We also have a few groups dedicated to music, tho not specifically your genre. That's cool, tho, turn folks on to what you love & they will reciprocate & we will all be broadened! Welcome & good luck!

Amen

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Joe Cool is a wise...beagle!

Yes please do! The only way to be...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Believe me, we're with ya'!!

The Patriarchy be like....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Sue the S.O.B.!!

Can't do that with Christopher Marlowe!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

& the past tense of @EricTrommater?

I'm a little terrified at the moment.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

The therapist & treatment will be vital to keeping your disability. See her first & go from there!

Because I hate paperwork and inane chatter and today is full of paperwork and inane chatter.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

@Blindbird, are you trying to say something?? Please, be more specific! Tell us how you really feel!

Tomorrow I see my therapist and med Doctor.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Best of luck!

No risk it...no biscuit!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

& what a way to go!

The speculation will one day end....FSM help us all!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I sincerely hope not! That picture of him playing tennis in those white shorts is bad enough!

Bored Gibbon teases young tigers

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Damn lucky it was the cubs!

Awwwww.... [m.facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

That one cat needs popcorn!

Who knew he'd be orange?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Gee, I wonder to whom you could be referring??? LOL

Age has its privileges...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Just not at the same time!

And now, Let us come together, And Fart as one.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Just as effective as "Thoughts & Prayers"!!!

You are getting very sleepy.......

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

ROTFLMFAO!!!

More 4/20 fun,...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Should save these, but any of y'all that like them won't remember if I re-post them anyway!

So, this isn't a meme but Ithought you guys would still appreciate it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I think I'd rather get the John Oliver rabbit book!

This is idiotic on multiple levels. This guy couldn't think his way out of a paper bag. [bbc.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

As with everything else, he hasn't thought it through. I don't believe he really "thinks". But he has an ally with Jeff Sessions on this, & very possibly many Republicans in Congress. & I wouldn't doubt many evangelicals, who only care about life from conception to birth!

It's fine.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Looks about normal to me!

Not exactly sure how we sent them back then? Mail maybe?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I'll admit it, clueless on this one.

Three faces of Alexander...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I can call you Betty, & Betty, when you call me you can call me Al!

Anybody going?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I'll be at the State Capitol in Phoenix with my new T-shirt!

If anyone's interested in supporting the organization Everytown For Gun Safety, I've designed 2 ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

My shirt arrived & tho I got Design 2 it has Design 1 on the back! A twofer!

No caption....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Found On the Road Dead in Eric's car lot!

Have I posted this before? ...my memory has been bad lately.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Well, it was posted, don't know if it was you. Since it was just your birthday we'll say "no" & say "Good Job!"

....beware, your happy home may day one feel the wrath!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Somehow I think not!

I love you too...pizza!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

You can always leave the delivery person a "tip"!

Chemistry humor

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Cat/Science Memes together?!? Oh, joy!

A couple I forgot to post in my birthday....cuz I was too busy getting old and getting drunk...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

& Eric after the bar,...

Inconsiderate Philistine Bastards!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Let's Polka!

That'll show me....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Do the other sleeve for me!

Drunk me is far less of an asshole....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

A saint I tell ya'...

Kids say the darn....it's fake.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Ritalin will do it to you every time!