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What is the sound of one hand clapping? .....mind blown!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Too much time on my hands...
...cuz math.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Math, the xtian version!
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
She's still cute!!! LOL
I don't feel I need to explain myself about this meme....you know who you are!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND???****
No matter how good you are at something, there's always someone better.... [facebook.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Can't I just use a wet-vac?
So this is probably my all time favorite joke.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Tho the punch-line was cheesy, & thus fits where you posted it, I enjoyed the story more than the ending. Whether the conclusions reached at the end are accurate, I'd guess in a general way, but beyond that, I think it would take a more detailed questionnaire. Still, glad you posted this, thanks!
Pac-Man in 4k resolution.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
That might make the game popular again!
Some folks still aren't savvy
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Ah, the glory of omniscience!
Divine Intervention.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Is that what they mean by holy "Spirit"?
Ooops...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Uh-oh, is FoxNews in the house?
My anthropology professor told us how protohumans would bury their meat for a few day to tenderize ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "I dig you"!
A few days late with this one
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
And I bet it still seemed like an eternity to her!!!
The moral of the story..... Don't be a fucking pansy.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Another "weed" meme, Eric?!? LOL
I've been told my memes aren't 420 friendly enough....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Towelie approves...
... You're welcome!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
I thank you for your service!
The Swinging 70s... Good times.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Also featured in the "That '70's Show" as Tommy Chong's place of business!
Caseus iocis....before another group posts them and says so in my comments.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Early morning science nerd humor! My coffee & I love it!
A dying man goes to see his doctor, lawyer, and minister, and gives each one $10,000 in cash asking ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
One can always trust the clergy!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Yes, I was singing it, & I despise you!!!
THE END IS NEAR! A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Classic!
A YOGI WALKED INTO A PIZZA PARLOR.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
An oldie, but goodie!
Why are Northern Oriented Maps and Globes Still the Norm in Geography?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
It's not just that. Mercator projection maps distort the hell out of the sizes of land in areas near thepoles, especially the north where there is more landmass. Greenland is usually shown as being as big or bigger than S. America or Africa, & it is not really close. There is a lot of debate about maps (they even had a large bit of a "West Wing" episode on this), orientation is just one facet.
I'm meme'n you all so hard.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Tat on right forearm...
Hooker time!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Good work!
Now you're doing it right! Would you classify this as sprinkled or dipped?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Must be Mormons!
Too cute. Or is it?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
Who's your baby?!?
Love this flowchart.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
The only tools you need, well, & a hammer!
Gotta love it.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
LOL!!!
Gotta love this in the back window of a car!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:
A nice twist!
Oh, so true!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Yeah, & she sells seashells by the seashore!
I love this one!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Perfect!
What a wonderful sign to have up on the front door!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
I want one!
Some days are like this...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
it should be legal!
When I first saw this one, I couldn't stop laughing. It was hilarious!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Dogs be like WTF!
Kinda contradicts the christian bible saying that the church is one, don'tcha know.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
But the inerrant word is so clear! LOL
Thoughts?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Have you seen the South Park "Faggot" episode?
Fukushima Dreams: [patreon.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Thanks for the cogent argument. I'm a (lay) science nerd. I recognize the dangesrs of nuclear fission & hope for a breakthrough in fusion. I support renewable sources of power. I realize that we, as a civilization cannot do without enormous amounts of power of some type or another. I realize that there is no such thing as "clean coal". As you stated, complicated.
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phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
I stole most of your memes. That is a compliment, not theft!
My work here is done...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
You fit right in here!!!
It's true though. Oh well
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Tho I have to doff my hat to you, I do profess amateur status.
Yep, sure....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
@BeeHappy, post this in the "trump pinata" group, too. Thanks!
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phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Dang, that's one reason I won't get a truck. Don't want to be the "go-to" guy for every barely met fool from the local pub!
Only 228 more shopping days until Convitmas...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Yep, laugh or cry, laugh or cry...
I'll take the Deep stack of flapjacks..... With a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
So refreshing not to see all those homeless hanging around like you do at all the other places!
Erin go bra yourself
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
But, but, ...it's a Yeti!!!
STRONGEST BARTENDER.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Oh, priceless!
Periodic humor....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Chemistry nerd humor! How 'bout some physics innuendo..."Your boson is giving me a hadron!"
Flirting no no Part II....The Wrath of Khan.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
No, Eric, no we wouldn't!!!
Flirting no no...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
She doesn't seem to be laughing!
Hard core!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
When I was a teenager a slight breeze could have set me off!
Kilts anyone?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
I am just afraid that with my somewhat hairy legs, failing muscle-tone & varicose veins around the ankles that I wouldn't be able to keep the women away! No, honestly, for everyones sake, & force of habit, I'll stick with pants.
The Official Science Fiction and Beer IQ Test
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Hey, I got a 76 & politician wasn't listed as a job opportunity! What gives?
Poor sloth
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
I caught that Jerry DeWitt quote on an episode of 'Atheist Experience' he was guest-hosting & spent much time stopping & starting the video to copy it all down. Should have known it would be in printable form somewhere online!!!
I know who I believe
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Love it, love it, love it!!!
Puppet molestation
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Why do you all keep posting pictures of Trump & Pence!!!
Poor sloth
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Been saving almost all of these! You do realize, on #3 a picture of Trump would have done for the whole list!
I'm convinced.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Cats believe they should be worshipped, anyway. Just ask them, they will let you know!
I have a lot of these enjoy them all.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
#2, Eric at home!
Be still and Listen
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Bob & weave, duck & dodge!
Rut ro. I can't remember if I posted this or not. Glad it's bout a poker game :-|
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Said by every god to every believer everywhere at any time.
Hey there Cthulhu, down there in your sunken city You’re a billion light years distant and the ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
I have a t-shirt I bought about a year & a half ago that says, "CTHULHU 2016 - Why Vote for A Lesser Evil" with the Dark Lord's picture in the middle.
Fine art
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
& Saturday Lisa would be her all punked out w/ purple hair ready for "clubbing"!
Amen!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
The family that prays together...
Happy Monday!! :-)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Go to the memes group for the really good ones! LOL
All I need is my flag, my little blue blankie, and my overly-long power necktie.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
& an army of lawyers!
When you gotta get saved... But you a nerd... And you loyal!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
LOL, I wouldn't put it past some.
Like a boss!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Are you eating pigeon eggs?
Checking things off my to do list...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
@BeeHappy, she puts the "pro" in procrastination!
Some truth here....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Apt.
I'm serious! :-)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Look around. How can one possibly take it seriously?
You will pay for your lack of vision!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
I would have loved to see this in person!
Bam! Aw, man! I, slam, jam, now scream like Tarzan/I be tossing and flossing my style is ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Should be a hanging offense!
Churches need a review board or something!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Excitable boy they all said!
Always remember....90% of all hands you shake have held a dick
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
I see so many asses!
Continuing yesterday's Ayn Rand theme.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Rand on the bun, sand in the nun.
Kids today and their hip hop in their iPhones.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
On the bright side, debtors prisons may be on the way back! Yay, trickle-down!
Just like Whitney.....these jokes don't get old....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Richard Pryor right up there with her!!
Content warning: contains poorly drawn stick figures.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
I am a pervert, I see two stick figures doing the hokey pokey!
Morning haiku.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Well, it's really fairly obvious. You look like your dad!
Meep meep!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Somebody either watches too much, or not enough, TV!
Purebred cats can be assholes too.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Oh, snap! Great comeback there!
Happy Monday, Memers....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Keep that coffee flowin'!
Women's Day
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
You see! If they would have listened to Ripley we wouldn't have gotten any more movies!
Reverse the genders and this is my life in a nutshell. I need to work on my people skills.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Or, that could be Eric talking memes!
Sigh..... :-|
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
That cat isn't sad! It's got a ball, & all is right with the world! I claim "Fake News"!!!
Good advice?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Spiders are strange but really interesting. I let a few stay in the corners, try to get others out alive & try to keep the size of the black widows around down by continually destroying the webs. I wouldn't even do that so much but I have feral cats living in the backyard & I don't want them bitten, so its a balance. Flies, on the other hand, I give a chance to leave the house, if they do not take me up on my offer I get great target practice.
Yep, sure....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
That about says it all!
Gotta match?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Yes, keep them in a cool dry place.
I'm breaking up with you!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Have to be careful of those abusive relationships!
Also, due to circumstances beyond my stupidity, Science Fictionisms, 6, is on the "Seriously, ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
So, I think that will do it for me tonight! I have seen the light! (Or at least the bottom of my stein!) 'Night, all!
Seriously, folks,...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Science Fictionisms, 6... "Marta's First Law of the Universe: Crap accumulates in geometric proportion to crap cleared away. Marta's Second Law of the Universe: The more things an item is designed to do, the less likely it is to do any of them very well." Marta Randall "The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky." David Gerrold "Listening is not the same as talking." Isaac Asimov "Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, etcetera, ad nauseum, keep her from drowning them at birth." Robert A. Heinlein "Life isn't easy. But then, if it was, everybody would be doing it." Harlan Ellison "There are two corollaries to Murphy's Law ('If anything can go wrong, it will.') 1. It already has, they just haven't told you. 2. They lie a lot." Elizabeth A. Lynn
[relatably.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Dang, that's a big caterpillar!
How reliable is the study of history?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
This is simplistic, but it may be helpful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIdMgO-tfyE
This is why I do not buy anything online.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
caveat emptor for sure!
I love this song.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
I'll stop now or I won't be able to!
I love this song.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
& even... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc5RMYvXOhA
I love this song.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
a different direction... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHdU5sHigYQ
I love this song.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
or... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMFIejZgJSM
I love this song.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zRwze8_SGk
I love this song.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
well, two come to mind... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYxoAJ3Boyc

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