Pillsbury Dough Boy?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Or he saw a very fetching muffin!!!

When the cats start dancing it's time to go home

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Notice who's the better dancers!!!

Awwww!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Head 'em off at the pass & plead for forgiveness. What every boyfriend learns!

Fun!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Anymore it's necessity!

Trying to watch TV...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

"You know that blinking tube is not near as interesting as I am!"

On a more personal level : [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I actually have some doubts even about general anesthesia, i think that even if the person isn't conciously aware of the pain, that the sub-concious/body still is & that it leaves its mark. But, that said, I agree it is painful to admit mistakes, but is the mark of a growing rational person, & more power to you!

Actual photo of the morning I became a born again atheist.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

It's the other way 'round! I consider us the 'gators, & them (theists) the peeps! Or at least the sheep!

Give you three guesses why I put Adelle here.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I sense a theme! Also, maybe instead of Adelle, it should have been Todd Rundgren!

Yup this

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Needs to be posted in the "gun control" group, too!

More poor taste

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

When you see a woman in the grocery & ask, "When are you due?" & get that very, very cold. "I'm not pregnant!"

Sing it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

My Tesla ran off with an Uber!

Another do it yourself tip

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Or, redneck birth control!

My Virgo self has some serious catching up to do

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

& some will take this seriously!

Must.post.more.memes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

How soon to Level 10?!? LOL

[youtu.be] This morninngs song

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

great tune!

Imagine - Pentatonix - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Excellent! Thanks, @BeeHappy!

Which movie is this from?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

A Princess Bride meme, love it!

Religion of luv

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Is this from the JW workbook??? Or, maybe the Mormons?

Trump lies??? I'm shocked!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Good one, but posted yesterday!!! I know, it's real hard to keep up with the flood on this site!

If I don't get a car customer in the next 28 minutes ... This will be me.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Except that I wish you a sale, I also wish you a happy hour!

People just don't get that memes are life!.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

You're looking for font quality?!?

Not even Ritz... Like the cheap dollar store brand.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Now I can't get the Chevy Chase/Richard Pryor SNL "job interview" out of my mind!

Sometimes I like to share poetry cuz I got like a sensitive side and shit....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

LMAO! I've heard this one before, do you know what it's from?

An Ozzy Osborne Cat Meme... because I'm trying to get up enough points to get to level eight.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

A different version... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IZlc3FtWUE

For God so loved the turtle....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Turtles all the way down!

Apparently we have more power than we thought.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Glad you posted this here. I posted it in the "gun control" group but it's definitely worth spreading!

What doesn't belong? Trick question, no real difference!!!...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Also, just goes to show that even some atheists can be assholes!

LMAO.. let me count the ways..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Looks fine to me! But, then I realize I'm looking in the mirror!

MIXED DOG BREEDS Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

This is great! Thanks!

When someone starts quoting Ayn Rand.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Good one, Eric! I did enjoy "Atlas Shrugged" as a novel when I was 14 or so, but even then picked it apart. I found much more emotional depth in LOTR & it made better movies!

Yuge Xtian

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

& the evangelicals give him a "mulligan"! Hypocrites!

Damn!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

So am I!!! (was the top one supposed to play?)

Definition of love (L)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Now, now. Remember, it was Satan that hid them bones!

The weather report is predicting snow... In Virginia ... in March!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Yeah, I know how you feel. We're actually getting a bit of rain this morning in Phoenix & it won't quite make it to 80 this afternoon. Just brutal! (snicker)

I think it's like Mother's Day in the UK or something.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Gotta look at this one for a second!

Hopefully there is a missing C in this ... otherwise they'll never get my order right.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

At least they're honest!

Holistic Army is... Holistic.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Be all that you can be!

PSA: if you have a date with anyone on this list..... Use protection, lots of it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I believe that list is fairly incomplete!

Speaking of recruiting posters..... I ran across this little gem from the past.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

How the hell did this Commie propaganda slip by the censors!

What great novels will be written about these times. (bah)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

I pull for a porn star almost every night!!!

I didn't notice this one here yet.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

It puts the clocks ahead an hour or gets the hose!

Correction Einstein!: Science without ETHICS is blind/lame.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

This is the one quote by Einstein I never really got, (not talking about his math here, didn't get any of that), he was usually so lucid in his statements. I get he was a sorta Spinoza deist/pantheist, but still...

I will not kill you <- very important knowledge

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

...because I'm not a theist!

No seriously god, please don't.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Wax on, wax off!

NOPE.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Spare the rod, spoil the child???

We have to go back!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Still waiting for my flying car!!!!

Don't go shopping with the wife.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Honesty is not always the best policy!

Science and Religion debate OVER!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Hooray Ben Franklin!?!

Another busy night at all the British henge sites as staff work all night to move the stones forward...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Love it!!

Uh Oh!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Like we didn't know that!

And when I hear that word, I quickly evaluate what I said and change it immediately! ;-)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

& if you have any sense...

Be honest, how many of you have done this?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

All the time!

He hasn't been found yet...he's good, real good.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Wait! Didn't I see him on "Duck Dynasty"?!?

Very true in many public bathrooms. Sometimes I'll just skip it and hope I can make it home! :-)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I just figure my chlamydia is stronger than theirs!

Such a true, sad statement...<sigh>

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

You'll be fine. I hear Trump is thinking about re-instating debtors prisons!

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Classic Catholic humor! Had to have been written by an Irishman originally!

When my Catholic Friends start asking me if there's any "there," there.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm not particularly impressed with his, either!

... And if that doesn't work there's always drinking a lot, becoming a social leper, and Netflix.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

God! Isn't that why we all became atheists?!?

I mean what is the fucking point behind neck ties anyway?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

That looks good on you!

It's been at least a couple hours since the last masturbation meme.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Now we know what get's Eric off! Well, little dolls (sorry, action figures!!!) & peanut butter!

There goes the neighbourhood

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

That & use your chainsaw to mow the lawn!

If this actually Sparks a conversation in the comments I will be so disappointed.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm keeping my nose out of this one!

Putting the sin... In Sinatra.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Fly with me or sleep with the fishes!

The GOP is now marketing to children.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Can't be Mitch, it would be a turtle!

An Ozzy Osborne Cat Meme... because I'm trying to get up enough points to get to level eight.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Watch out, folks! Eric's loose!!!

... Or benzodiazepine or Molly or whatever the kids are into nowadays.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'm an old-fashioned kinda guy, I use alcohol!

Trump's clock...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I wonder about Pinnochio's clock when he's with a woman??? (Tell a lie, tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth, tell a lie, a lie, a lie,....)

Hammer Time, Asteroid Killer... [space.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

One of the best "disaster" novels I ever read was by two great Science fiction authors, Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle, "Lucifer's Hammer". Excellent, detailed & great characters along with a great "disaster" scenario & aftermath. Highly recommended!

Cleanest City...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Good video, too little info comes from outside our borders, we are very isolated no matter how sophisticated Yanks think they are.

Know Thyself (Romans 12:3-8) "How canst thine partner pleaseth thou, when thouest knows not how to ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Sometimes chafed, never guilty!

Incredible Nature - it makes Since Fiction seem dull.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

No it isn't! That's Bowie in his "Aladdin Sane" phase!

A cruise ship wrecks out in the middle of the ocean and sinks.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

At least he's not a fowl f***er!

CW: Meme Contains Truth Bomb....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

The price of 'fame'!

Instructions for dst

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

That is actually fairly accurate!

Gonna start here.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Absolute classic! Loved it & laughed from the first!

"God cannot be mocked"

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

She's on a roll!

Jesus and spongebob

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Hah!

Thou shalt not blasphem

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

& obviously the right person! (Also, blasphemy is a victimless crime!)

Prayer!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

You tell 'em!!!

How naive?!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Wonder how that will turn out!

Well we already knew about Eeyore....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Hail big pharma!

What I do at work all day....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

& you get to do it on the weekend!

If I had II.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Squirrel!!!

If I had.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Hell, yes, Earl!

I know I'm not the only one...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

That's why I leave the box on the counter until it's done or I would, (& did) do the same thing!

Just because, I love suns and moons...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Should I send you a picture of a "moon"???

It's not all fun and games.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Punny!

I love me some house (L)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

LMAO! (Tho I do love that song, & the video!)

Yum??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

And the concept of transubstantiation was born!

Ich lIebe dIch!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

It's all about balance!

Probably should have posted this on International Women's day.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Of course, that what she always says!

Debauchery! I think I like it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I've heard "Devil's Harvest" isn't as good as some of the Humboldt County strains!!

I don't mind...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I know the feeling...

I didn’t text you...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Or Jim (Beam) or Jack (Daniels) or Johhny (Walker) or Jose (Cuervo),...

Right this way.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Ah, another "Far Side" classic!

Happy Saturday, Bitches!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I'll put on pants eventually today. (Have to go get beer soon!)

What is a dog?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

When I was a young child I actually thought for awhile that dogs were male & cats were female. Then, learning about two other animals finally changed that,...birds & bees!

CORNY ONE LINERS.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Some funny ones here! May want to edit #4 tho, don't think you "was" a woman!!!

Woke up with this song in my brain.[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

which one of the "Exotic Girls" was you???

Planet Line-Up!... [space.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

&, tho I doubt we have many on this site, those that do get freaked by alignments... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPLnh0Mu95k