Theoretically ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

& we have a new Netflix series!!!

The envelope says DNA Test Results

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

What's a shame about scenarios like this, which I'm sure happen a lot with available DNA tests, is that the poor kid is blameless & his whole world just exploded...

Obviously from his 'Colbert Report' days...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

I think that's from his book "I Am America & So Can You".

What vitamins do your kids take?..

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

These commercials are seen regularly on Ken Hamm's "AIG" videos...

REEFER MADNESS 2021 STYLE WASHINGTON—Clutching his briefcase and keeping his eyes averted as he ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

The Onion has been fun for years!

"Death By DeSantis": [rawstory.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

& this will only endear him to tRump supporters as he's "owning the libs"...

Is This the First Sentencing? [rawstory.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

I think this is. There will likely be a range of sentences depending on the Judge, & actions taken by the perps before, during & after 1/6, both in deeds & on social media.

Where’s my man David Duke?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Well, he is a god to many of his supporters...

I am really emotional to see this

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

A great source of fiber, tho...

Bring it back clean

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Things just got very awkward in that house...

THE THIEVING CREEP WAS STEALING WHILE IN OFFICE Trump Organization official who reportedly ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Yes, I would buy a used car from him...if he was trapped inside as it was on its way to the compactor!

A bright, young graduate joined the Internal Revenue Service.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

The auditor walked right into that one! Good for the Rabbi!

Lost my job

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Probably deserve a medal...

U just can't win....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2021:

I wish I was on Satan's mailing list!

Is the universe a fractal: [knowridge.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

So, fractally nothing???

".

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

True then & true now.

Chuck norris

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Naw, he came out the other end...

Medusa

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

At least you know you'll be staying hard...

For all you Highland heathens, stay safe. 😊

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

McCovid 21...

She had big dreams

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

If you play your cards right he'll use it on you!

File this one under WTF...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

So, no more gold fish?

Bye now! Sumbitch! [huffpost.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Gee, not a tear...I wonder why...

The sci-fi medical drama classic

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

That seems like a real pain...

On mirror neurons and their possible role in imitation learning and advances in human evolution.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Very interesting & thought provoking.

😉😁😁😁😂

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Ouch...

Seems that way sometimes

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Hollywood Squares would be too classy...

That didn't go very well

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

That's not even worth a penny!

Its true

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

You should be honest with your kids, but...

Here's your anatomy lesson for the day [latimes.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

No it Taint...

But I like offending them so....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2021:

R'Amen!

Face of modern GOP.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

& they may get away with it...

Sorry sis, too late for your late bro who was really a fucking moron. [businessinsider.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Oh, the Darwin Awards this year!

Elementalism. I'm creating it.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Apart from dogs, no fleas... sorry, just sounds like another 'deepety'.

I'm thinking he didn't really need glasses.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Way to protect the secret identity, Clark!

Yeah, I know, pretty bad.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

That seems like something Larson would have done...

And stink like shit.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

It seems he wants to get this in shape once more. I would say that he won't be able to afford to do so, but his minions would likely be paying for it as he is still able to dupe them into forking over cash on the flimsiest of excuses...

Dont judge a book by its cover

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

My kind of woman!

You know the video

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

If you haven't, yet...don't!

She wanted an honest man

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Should know better than to use the one that's been in your wallet for the last 5 years...

Just cloning around...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

I've tried making "friends", too...

[psychologytoday.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Very important not only to delve into tRump's 'issues', but those of his base, too. Without them, & their blind loyalty, he is just another sad failure who blew his moment in the sun. With them he, or another authoritarian figure, can tear the country asunder.

So, while watching our nation swirl down the drain these past several years (as the former guy ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

I understand the feeling. January 6th, I think, was merely prelude. The craziness is not near over.

I am writing this post NOT because I am thinking of killing myself.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

I support body autonomy & the Right of Death with Dignity. Of course there are nuances to the subject, but the Basic Right, imo, should be sacrosanct.

I guess the Galactic South is about the same....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

They are very interested in their heritage...

Surprise. surprise...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Flex tape can't fix that - but, duct tape & flex-cuffs can!

Little known fact...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

It goes, "Hey, there's water in this water!?!"

Lemmie hear you say Wooaahh!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

As the old joke goes, "All of you assholes get off of my lawn..."

The Force is strong here..!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

We have community standards???

The superior race lmao

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Tell me you're an idiot without telling me you're an idiot...ok, you went overboard on that here! (How is he stupid, let us count the ways. I bet he asked somebody how to spell superior, but figured he had "jeans" down! LOL)

Typical florida man

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

One can only plead "oopsie daisies" to little boo-boos, not to "I done fucked-up's"....

Funny dish lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Please see below, & thank dog for that!

Creationist: The Fight to Save Endangered Species Proves Evolution is a Lie | Hemant Mehta | ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

When ignorance & hubris combine...

Should I follow my mom's advice 🤔

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Always nice to reach a goal!

Duh! Too late dumbass! Arkansaw antivaxer now sorry. [rawstory.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Tho the Mom regrets, it's the child who suffers. & was likely totally avoidable, which is the real tragedy...

Looks so relaxing

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I do not think he even knows, or cares, where he is right now...

Poor Joe...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

The good news is, Joe ought to be out of intensive care later this week...

Excellent question...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Exactly! Quality, not quantity!

Greatest since bikini. People with a high sense of fashion can appreciate.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I've seen this before. I haven't changed my mind. I'll either wear a suit that I won't fear is liable to fall off at any time, or I'll go nude. Playing the lottery with a potential "exposure" charge is not how I want to get my kicks.

RNA World? [massivesci.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Actually makes a lot of sense.

Let's play "WHICH GOVERNOR IS STUPID TODAY" "Just four red states accounted for more than 40 ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I so wish this crap would cost him the election, but FL, like TX, loves their faux "tough guys" too much.

One heckuva typo.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Gee, & just as I was getting into it!?! I will keep the scones, tho...

Keeping things on a musical note.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Who am I to stop you, just keep it to yourself & die quietly...

Oh please, stfu

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Most of my lovers were friends before, during & after our 'relationship', so, no, I call BS.

Imagine all the....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Arriving to be fleeced!

Total lack of self-awareness

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Yeah, what if?

Barbie 2021

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Ken is not only devastated, he's jealous (& somewhat curious...)

All dogs

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Does being a 'dawg' count? Asking for a friend...

Dad joke alert!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I may forgive you for these...

Male alexa

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Alex, where's the closest Italian restaurant? Alex? Yo, Alex! - What, man? I'm playing Halo, here. Talk to me later...

Devil SG getting clean

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I would diligently clean wherever & whatever she wanted help with! I'm just that kinda guy!

FEDERAL CANNABIS NEWS 7/16/2021 The U.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Some good news & some progress. I can see addressing meth, but it can't be in the same old way that "drug problems" have been addressed in the past. Treatment & education over incarceration.

Insouciant adjective free from concern, worry, or anxiety; carefree; nonchalant.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

& the poster boy...

How can we find one

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

One has become Weedman...

Much better than Ken Hamms....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I've found more "answers" after a number of these, for sure! But, I think more questions, too. Like, "Why is my underwear hanging from the ceiling fan?" "Why am I dressed in a nun's habit, & where is the nun?" "How did these raccoons get in my bed?" You know, existential questions like that...

Morning all...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I always talk about my "attack cat", when in reality she'd be hiding under the bed!

Listen to the puppy

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

The puppy is absolutely correct!

A rabbi and a priest are out for a walk through the park.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Oh, burn!

The origins of the universe....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

"Lucifer" was a fun series...

When someone asks me how I remain so calm in times like these when everyone around me is having ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Which is good as I have zero fucks to give...

I love the nude female form.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Very nice. Even if we are not aware, our brains definitely use that as a criteria for what we find attractive. & she certainly is!

There's gotta be an explanation...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Get your conspiracy straight...

First rule

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Tell me you're in Fight Club without telling me you're in Fight Club...

May need to get rid of 39 friends

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Hadtoomuchcrack Suckedtoomuch

Eat bacon

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Or, double your impact, eat a bacon cheese-burger!

Bud light

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

& unfortunately they're harder to find than Bud Light, too...

Gold

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Reminds me of the "Restaurant at the End of the Universe" (Hitchhiker's Guide 'Trilogy') where our heroes are stranded with the "bunch of useless idiots" from the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B on ancient Earth who decided to use leaves as money.

Now that's a prayer lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

R'Amen!

Viagra does work

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Talk about overcompensation! Holy shit! What, is he going to a tRump rally?

The Traveling Wilburys. - The Wilbury Twist….. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Pretty good, but I'll raise with this one...

Oh Norman...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Is it okay if I bring Mum with me?

The last of my trilogy of Miriam Margolyes posts…this one is not on Graham Norton, but on Channel ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

The censors are so much more lenient on British television vs American prudery. Thank goodness for cable, here!

Americans may be woefully unprepared for the dawn of the new space age STANFORD, CA—A new study ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

I have enough money to go to the liquor store...

Might explain a whole lot.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Yeah, just wait 'til they get a load of us!

How many in this group knew this over 5 years ago? [msn.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

What? That tRump was..."an impulsive, mentally unstable & unbalanced individual"? Or that Russia would take as much advantage as they could & get him elected any way they could? Hell, most of the info was out there long ago, hence tRump's "witch hunt" spin.

That's my story and i'm sticking to it

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

I tend to say that the floor reached out & tripped me!

Actually I don't want to go there

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

You always hurt the one you love???

So true for many of us

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

I will be there in a bit over 3 years!!! Thanks for reminding me! I hate you, now, Robert! LOL

Some G.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Maybe they're realizing that this anti-vax narrative is only hurting their base. They will then lose them thru death or them getting the virus & blaming the Repugs who told them not to vax! Also, they are keeping so many lies in the air at once I think they are getting dizzy(er).

Not that anyone cares or is going to do anything about it.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

No surprises, really. Not even the "description" of tRump. Putin always knew he could play him, even without any potentially damaging info. Flatter tRump even a little bit, & he'll fall for anything...that's what happens when stupidity, ignorance & narcissism combine.

Yup, exactly! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

We made our own fun back then...at least I think we did...the '60's & '70's are a bit of a blur...