These are amazing berries

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Mmmm, mmm good!

Wife logic

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Her (ex) husband? The dog? She had a pet cow????

Willy wash..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

& do we need a separate "cleanser" for each nut-sack too!!! (Tho it is funny!)

Oops

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Maybe you should have taken more pictures!!!

It's a calendar conspiracy...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Big wheel keep on turnin'...

BOOK: 'godless' by Dan Barker - An interesting & informative journey from preacher to apostate.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

I have his "God: The Most Unpleasant Character In All Fiction", but I haven't read this yet. It is on my list!

Poor Joey

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Because obviously, it's one or the other!

After a while.... not everything I post is in poor taste.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Are you running a fever????

Porn

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Not my particular fetish at all!

Wise words from the Buddhist monk, Thich Nhat Hanh who is 91 years old and still alive..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

I blame you for making me think that I have to think!!!

If anyone's interested in supporting the organization Everytown For Gun Safety, I've designed 2 ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Just ordered Design 2 (plus a few extra things, LOL)

Just found this and wanted to share it. If you have comments, would love to hear them.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Been a pet peeve of mine for years! Churches should follow the exact same laws as any other non-profit, & should get tax breaks the same way! Show your books, prove that x amount of money went to food or housing for the poor or homeless, etc., then I have no problem for a break for those proven acts, just like many other charities get. But no break JUST because you are a religion, any religion!

Dawkins or Hitchens?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

You must have a very good friend! I would start with the Dawkins, then Hitch, IMHO. Dawkins does social & scientific angles, Hitch more social/political. Both are good. Then move on to Harris!

Schrodinger's Cat meet...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

The definition of cognitive dissonance!

Judgemental bastards!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

How to take the "crack" out of Cracker Barrel!

Newspapers Are Old School I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Neither did her iPad!

Is this porn? Not my usual type of post, going out on a limb.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Also, totally sick, but funny as hell!

Is this porn? Not my usual type of post, going out on a limb.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

No, these guys are out on a limb!!!

Reporting fraud

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Reporting is the right thing to do regardless, especially with whom the money is being stolen from. On top of that, if you can be found culpable for not reporting that just makes it more imperative to get out front! On an even more "selfish" angle than just the legal ramifications is that if done through the media, as is so often done today, you may actually head off the monetary disaster. So, do it right. Get all your ducks in a row, all the proof you can gather &...get a lawyer!!!

I won't, but I know a couple of you that might....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Because...BACON!!

Science vs. Religion

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Krishna needs to floss!

PSA....ear health....also, chasing the dragon.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Tough when you have to settle 'cause you can't get a date!

I always wondered where all those people on Snapchat came from...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Doggie style!

Päällikön aamiainen...Breakfast of Champions!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Moving to Finland! (As soon as global warming kicks in a bit more!)

I'm just asking questions...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Well, Marx says,...

Yep

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Bet he wishes he could get his wood up that close!!!

More Music???...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2018:

Dang! It doesn't play!!!

This is interesting when other countries are affected by Nowhere Man's "Love!" ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Did Cheto-man think there would be no backlash??? Oh, he's such a businessman!!

In my family, I am known as Mother of Butterflies. I raise butterflies.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Very nice!

Not much, but each one means a lot to me.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

So glad the second one doesn't say, "No Regerts"!

Some math and mom humor....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Math-nerd humor!!

Is March coming in like a lion in your neck of the woods? It sure is in Virginia.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

& you wouldn't have it any other way!

Take a straight and stronger course To the corner of your life Make the white queen run so fast ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I always heard it, "...she hasn't got time to make you wise...". Of course, there's always the classic Creedence lyric, "There's a bathroom on the right!"

Take a straight and stronger course To the corner of your life Make the white queen run so fast ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

"I've seen all good people...", & I didn't see you there, Eric!!!

31% of Americans believe Donald would've run into the school unarmed 69% wished he had

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

& many of us wish he'd play in traffic, take a long walk off a short pier,...

A new Patreon post, enjoy: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Another good one, Doug! I would add a #4 to your list of "problems": That theists actually make the claim, "someting from nothing, 'ex nihilio'" when they speak of whatever god creating the universe. That is in essence their very claim...Nothing, then god went "poof"!, there it is!

Just got this done.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Great way to honor both of them!

I have this on my right forearm.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Don't know why it "double posted" pics in the "gallery" to the right, feel free to fix that! Sorry!!!

What's the matter,Chicken?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

The yolk's on you!

@Blindbird speaking of pizza.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Is that why she always smells of anchovies??? Just askin'!

Hahaha!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Good one! thanks!

I bet I could part a traffic jam on 95 with some of these babies tied to the back of my truck!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

If you did that in L.A. they'd probably just think it was a film in progress. Do it in the Deep South & they'd just be jealous you got a fancier gun rack!!!

Seems like a bit of an overreaction! It's just a grocery sign....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Imagine how he would have reacted if there was a typo & said,"Banana's by the peach"!!!

Nobody!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Love it!

So.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I guess he knows what he wants, but, with that approach I doubt he's going to get it.

Morning cat meme...You provoke my rage!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Rumble in the Jungle!

Proof....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

You have to be "bi"-sexual to use that anyway, or have a really good friend!

Not sure I want to know what this all says.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

At least the carrot matches her...outfit!

Opps wrong season.. dang it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

That escalated quickly!

Not the sharpest tool in the shed..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I'm not that kind of girl! Oh, that's right, I'm a guy,...never mind!

Twelve inches long....soda lime

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Just exquisite, bro!

"we're going to have to reschedule your leaching. I have an orgy at 7 ..."

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

That sounds like your schedule now!!!

Weird

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Whaddaya mean, "gonna get"???

Stephen King fans?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Just re-read "IT" again. Never gets old!

Hello folks, I'm vel.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Welcome, Vel! Good to hear things are moving in the right direction for you both! Best of luck & if you need to talk, we're here!

I heard an encouraging report this morning.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Now???

Our newest little family member, Helix.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I've got one of my semi-feral family that I set up out back I named Fiesty. It started right away, when we trapped him to get him fixed he had not only totally shredded the newspaper lining the bottom of the cage, but had pulled the full sheet cover into the cage with him. He's mellowed a bit since then, but I still don't know if he'll ever let me pet him!

I see four girls, what about you?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Two!

Also can I reheat coffee in one in the microwave?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Just don't use them on the bar-b-que, they tend to pick up soot which is tough to clean.

See... Grammar will get you laid!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I don't want her to go to hell, I want her to come to my room!!!

For those wishing to do fake Shakespearean headers on Fine Art memes...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I can do fake Shakespeare any way I like, remember, I got the best words!!

Not quite as cool as the cat one but dog memes seldom are...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

There's a dog in this picture??? LOL

Squirrel....demon....what's the difference?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Close enough, indeed!

This should be the biggest concern with ending DACA..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Like he has a clue?!?

My favorite commercial from this past Super Bowl. I think it's hilarious! [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Fire & Ice!

From FB last year.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

& an ego the size of the Pacific!

Let's stick with the "asshole" theme for a spell...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Had to add the kitty one just to win you all back!

Floating Magical Jews..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

...among other stupid myths!

True story..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Ain't that the everlovin' truth! Most of us have it so good compared to so many! So glad I was born in this country & this day & age, Trump or not!

Le blaireau au miel s'en fout....les loutres vont protéger.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Les loutres sont en greve pour de meilleurs soins de sante!

With a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti..... Oh wait, that was liver.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Not nearly as impressive as your skull collection!

Everybody's a Critic!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Eye of the beholder, I guess!

Pretty much I'd eat anything!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

It's supposed to be the cookies, Eric, not the Girl Scouts themselves!!!

You can do this? Isn't modern medicine wonderful?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

It's worked for me!!

My brain rides like it's on a Cadillac suspension...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Rationalisation is a powerful thing!

Good morning memers! I know you already saw this one on Facebook you don't have to put that in the ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

& when you die you get your very own coffee plantation in the sky!

Trump is a grown man and should be able to make his own decisions.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

All in favor!

Sometimes I think we take grammar for granted...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Then the pronouns, the interjections, where will it end!!!

The more you know!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

& the rest of the time checking out memes!

Going with the previous mermaid theme...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Gravity w/out buoyancy, no wonder so many women want to be mermaids!

Poetry is everywhere.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

You're such a romantic!

The next MCU Civil War movie is going to be totally lit!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

That's hilarious! Gotta know the universe to really get that one!

Why I don't PM people... also you're.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Pennywise on a casting call!

What was I doing?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

A skill that comes in handy at many jobs!

Trouble with a capitol "T"

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Just another day on planet Earth!

I think we need to lighten up around here. Corgis for everyone.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

BTW, you look absolutely "fetching" in those shorts!!!

I’m done

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

You are aptly named, Grasshopper!

On a positive note

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

good editing!

The future is a concept. Everyday is just another today.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Well, sorta depends on how you die!

Bronx Beat - SNL (w/ Katy Perry)... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Some of this is best watched in slow-motion!!! LOL

Can you hear me now?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

& you come to find out, everything is "outside coverage area"!!!

Walmart also ruins everything.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

& thanking all that's wholly that you don't have to work there!

Vegans ruin everything.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Serves the pompous bastards right! LOL

Another cat meme....cuz .

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

OK, maybe I'm not a cat!

Know the signs!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I'm a cat! I'm also a real dog, but,...I'm a cat!

I suffer from depression and have a tendency to not like myself very much.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Try to take a good look at yourself, evaluate, improve & move on. What else can you do, unless you want to stay that way, & it doesn't sound as though you do.

... Like memes or midget porn.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Don't give @BlindBird any more ammunition!

Mimosa does it to me every time...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Gastro problems, eh, Eric?

Not everyone was a fan of Paul Revere's Ride.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Paul should have shot back, "Surely not your wife while your screwing her!"

Vacation on a budget?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Ah, so that's where "Sleep with the fishes" came from!