That's how the cookie crumbles...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Somebody is confused, & it's not just me this time!

What is your favorite kind of coffee, and how do you like it?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I usually start off with black w/ @ 1/8th of a tsp of sugar for my first & no sugar after that. Unless bourbon or such is added, then I usually stick w/ the 1/8th. Seldom do creamer at all, but since I love coffee, if that's what is offered I will surely drink it!

Why did you get married?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Weddings can be a sign of commitment (no snarky comments here!), legal/financial reasons or especially if one is going to start a family. "Marriage" can be/mean many things, but the legal commitment is usually just that, for the peace of mind of financial/familial security. What may not be needed for a couple may be important for a "family".

A Sunday meme for Y'all...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Love the look on the kitty, so wistful! Perfect for this post!

Parenting

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Mom has her priorities straight!

Newbie to the community writing poetry hoping someone will notice me. Hey hey hey.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

You are noticed & feel free to post your poetry! Welcome!

Winter comes and goes, but Monday always shows up every damned week!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

What am I supposed to do with my loins??? Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Imposter syndrome It appears to be not uncommon in many successful people.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Unless one is a psycho- or sociopath I think we will have self-doubts about many things. If they pass quickly & don't freeze you up, it's normal. If it starts to really affect you you may need some assistance with it.

Don't take life too serious. Find something to laugh about daily!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I looked, there's no crack in my ass, not even a joint!!!

Alright.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I think that as a society we need to be more open. Tho I'm not at all a fan of Mormons, nor do I think that their polygamy is fair to women, I don't know how it's the government's business unless Food Stamp fraud is involved or abuse of the women or the kids. I think it has to be up to the individuals in any relationship & I agree honesty has to be the foundation.

Grandma's Diploma A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Walmart in a buggy.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

& I bet she still has to pay off that student loan!

I'll bet that 90% of members posting in this discussion have never held much less owned a firearm.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Many weapons are actually almost specifically designed for target shooting or hunting, so you got that wrong. I'm a vet & tho in the USN & not as gun "immersed" as the Army or Marines we had to qualify & be familiar with a number of different weapons. So, another one down.

That's good advertising

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Or, to be really sure...

Getting feet wet..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Very inspirational, now let's get snarky so you can fit in!!!

What more can a person ask for..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Aww, thanks, I didn't know you cared!

The 'Good Book'...more oxymoron or just plain moronic?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I think it's the latter!

Weed

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

& obviously some strong shit!

A Valuable Asset

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

& she can suck a tennis ball thru a hose!

Unnecessary Life Vest

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

!!!

Oxygen

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Dude!

G:31 is the first group on agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

& you have such low standards!!

The NSA are a bunch of heartless bastards!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

As long as they like your memes!

You are all my heroes!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Tolerate, yes, approve,...

When me and my two best friends go out on the town twice a year.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Them & Rosie Palm?

May the road rise to meet you... In the ass.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell so that they look forward to the trip! I have this on my bedroom wall!

And I'm really tired of these kids who run lemonade stands acting like they never heard of vodka!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Yeah, little privileged shits!

Prohibition never works!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

(At least the tub has a drain if the batch don't work out.)

Arise you workers from your slumber!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I'm up, I'm up already!!

Way to get my hopes up Nancy Reagan!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

& I'm hangin' around the schools & everything?!?!

Cuz English is hard...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Grammar gotchas!

It's like the Rosetta Stone for prescriptions...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Pharmacy 101!

Kids Say the Darndest Things!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

The 2nd is cute, the 1st is great!

Who else misses Bob Ross...memes?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Ah, a trip to the Art Museum on a Sunday!

The truth about cats... And aliens.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

This is why we need the wall!!! LOL

She's not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Between your "headline" & the photo...good one, Eric!!

Ni!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Neet! Neet, Neet!

So be it...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

The first was great, the second, "USA, USA!"

Child abuse....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

LOL!!

The quickest way to end a bad relationship...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Wouldn't try that on the cat, if I were you!

Raisin Bran has the same effect on me!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

You can tell you don't know black culture! He's obviously eating invisible ice cream!!!

I feel his pain!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

We lo.., li..., tolerate you, Eric!

TheStruggleIsReal

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I must not be as "white" as I thought I was!

If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

We already do, Eric, we already do!

This this time it's really a monkey! I swear...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

That poor bull has really got a monkey on his back!

Nate silver can also be quite fallible...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Yeah, but he still beats out Ken Haim!

...and sometimes I feel nothing at all!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Well, stop sitting in the damn snow!!!

Life is a Flat Circus...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

C'mon, answer the kid!

I protest!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Love 'em all!

Love Last Supper Memes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Da Vinci would be proud. Well, maybe not, but he'd be amused!

Where's your Messiah now?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Well, it IS Sunday!

Good morning. Sunday Morning Coffee and Memes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

The best way to start your day is (any damn coffee) in your cup! (except de-caf!)

Seriously.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Yeah, it goes right through me, too!

Todaying

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Damn! I thought it was gonna say memeing!

Unfuckwithable

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

You mean when your blotto or asleep?

Unemployed

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I know many women that the first thing they do when they get home from work is "escape"!!

Totally Worth It

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I think I'd want a bit more than 4 Oz.'s!

That Thing You Like

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Practice, practice, practice! That & a lot of tongue-twisters!

Surprise Sex

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Speaking from experience???

Sunny Day

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

& with the sex, you don't really care about the weather!

Stick To The Story

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Well, if she insists! Of course, with the look on the wolf's face, I wonder what she has going on under that skirt!

Spiritual

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I always made fun of that term, I may have to re-think!!!

Shame

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

The Puritan's are still alive & well in American culture!

School Project

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

She has to watch how she uses them, tho. See below for instructions!

Quartz

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Finally, effective crystal therapy!

Prescription

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I like his interpretation!

Mankind

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Apes with personality disorders & delusions of grandeur, ecce homo!

Life Tip

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Or that can list STDs in alphabetical order! & their treatments!!

Immature

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Love that he advertises what a dick he is!

Gotta Tell Everyone

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

"Cool, & I'm pissing on your shoes!"

Follow Your Dreams

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I think we have some of the same dreams, except for Brad, I don't dream about Brad!!!

Field

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

What an elegant way of putting it!

Favorite Position

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Yeah, but it's not in bed! (Can never read in bed for too long anymore, but then I can't...never mind!)

Eye Color

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

& you girls think we don't pay attention!

Deeper

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

that's when you need that little blue "sonnet"!

Cursive

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Well, that & a few Manhattans!

Crumbs

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Truth in advertising.

Brad

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I wouldn't have figured you for this model, Duke. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Ah the good ol days of technology

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

She has no right to talk about "floppies", LOL!

Who's early works..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Larry Flint's, of course!

Just gotta have faith y'all.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Some good ones, bro!

These keto ladies are something else.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I was just starting to get over the whole "gluten" thing. What the hell is "keto"???

Sauce be upon his noodleyness--the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

a few more...

Sauce be upon his noodleyness--the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Yes, I am a Pastafarian...May The Sauce Be With You!

Some spider memes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

You've lived up to your name!

A new Through Thick and Thin post, enjoy: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Thanks, Doug! Some good stuff there. Keep up the good work!

Speaking of the Pope and pederasty...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

The first guy looks as if he's just trying to cut down on the competition. The second guy, well, the same...

Unless you count the NSA....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Remember who is prez!!! Nothing is impossible anymore!

When I was dating we had a little more respect...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Ah, an old-fashioned girl!

... but still managed to eat all of your pudding cups and breakfast cereal.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

She brought it on herself!

Yet another tragedy caused by pronouns...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

The look of a man who will go without for a long, long time!

Or rickets... Those really suck!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

That's how you get it?!?

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I have the sacrificial children all primed & ready!

IDGAF level...pure evil.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

cold!

Yeah, well he also said vaccines cause autism.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Well, he was right on this one. It's so easy to isolate.

Bowling has changed a lot since I used to roll....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

bowling has never been so fun!

Ms. Piggy gets savage!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I guess it really isn't easy being green, or tiny!

2, 5, 6, and 8 are defiantly porn....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I get those looks & all I've done is disrobed!

Me, about to go on an epic posting spree....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Warning! Danger of addiction!

Real man

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Most definitely, & it really does take more huevos to photoshoot than have multiple guys with guns that shoot a 1/2 mile & then go and take the head & leave the rest to rot!

Makes sense

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Perectly content!