Name a Song with a City in the Title LA Woman - The Doors

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Viva Las Vegas, Wichita Lineman, Folsom Prison Blues, I Left My Heart in San Francisco, Do You Know the Way to San Jose?, Paris in the Springtime,...

Name a Song with a City in the Title LA Woman - The Doors

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

By the Time I Get to Phoenix, Chattanooga Choo Choo, Allentown, City of New Orleans, New York, New York, Philadelphia Freedom, London's Burning, Bristol Stomp, Chicago, Londonderry Air, An American in Paris, We Built This City (it's got a "city" in the title, LOL),...

Shawshank Redemption for me..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Maltese Falcon

??????????? ???????????????

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

?????????? ??????????? is right?!?

Flip flop season is around the corner TBT

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Perfect beach attire! (Tho a suit may be a good idea, too!)

I try not to judge ....but TBT

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

So after this I get to chase you, right? You promise, right?

Remember the time...Happy Thursday :)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

& all the fish go, "Yeah, good times!"

Ya why is that.. dam god anyways.. must have been burned a few times by women in past lives.. lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Yeah, they don't deserve ALL the blame!

TBT ...I think that's actually a beaver in the picture though.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Okay, so I just fling verbal poo!

I can see how 5 & 10 might be helpful.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Did they forget, "That feels sooo good!"???

Sometimes we have to look at things twice, in order for them to sink in.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

& vice versa!

Awwwww....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Not laughing AT someone?!? Dang!

Everyday!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

I can hear Satchmo now!

Yep!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Unfortunately, some fools entrusted me with credit cards!

Gravity?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Damn Newton! (& I'm still waiting for my flying car!)

Not the usual type meme for this group. Just trying to class it up. Lol. Don't hate!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Yes, I don't curse them out indiscriminately! It may not be character, but it's at least self-control!

I haven't run this by Snopes yet but.....seems legit.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Well, I did take a "journey" to the local police station!

TBT The Russian Bots on Twitter got laugh out of this.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Make America Russian Again! (or, at least Alaska!)

Let's go way back. The 1st and last are probably my two favorite memes of all time.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Medieval Memes!

This Sprouting, Octopus-like Fungus Is the Stuff of Nightmares | National Geographic - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

I find fungi fascinating. I don't think I'd grill *these* with my steak, tho!

Lisa Randall: String Theory... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

There are a whole series of these that tie together.

Hang Massive - Once Again - 2011 ( hang drum duo ) ( HD ) - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

They're playing mini-UFO's!

TBT The wisdom of Chef...God is using us for the sweet milk of our tears.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Hit it right on the head! Just love South Park!

TBT not all heros wear capes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Such unsung heroes! (No, really, 'cause they really didn't sing)

Truckers joke A couple days ago I pulled into the weight scale and the trooper came outside and ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

"...Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed, & if you give me, weed, whites & wine, & ya' show me a sign. I'll be Willin'..."

Shoulda been living in sin

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Or, at the very least, that it sure wasn't his!

Do you ever get caught up in the mechanics of why we are who we are?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

But, according to you, the same may be possible by eating pizza!!!

According to Trump [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2018:

He is such a delusional asshole!!!

BOOM!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Or, the fool in the back throwing something at the cat, or the fool in the White House finally totally goes batshit! Any of these are just as likely!

You can be a friend to a son but you have to be a father to a girl.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

& teach her how to do it, too!

You could also try God Zero. God is still dead but with far fewer calories. Nietzsche

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

LOL!

Do you prefer showers or baths?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Shower, definitely! I feel as you do, sitting in a bath seems like sitting in dirty water, even if I wasn't all that soiled. I'd just have to take a shower afterwards anyway!

Why does being nice to rude people make the situation worse?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

There are rude people everywhere, & the problem is theirs'! Continue to be civil & as nice as you feel you can be, or as the situation warrants, & be secure in the knowledge that you are the better person. Let the a-holes run up their own blood pressure & screw up their own psyches. You be you & "nolite te bastardes carborundorum"!

The best Indian cuisine in Kansas...Surely heaven waits for you.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

(Groan) Send it over to the "cheesy" group!!!

Let me be the first to offer them....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

That is just so perfect! Good one, Raven!

This is a must watch.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Not that it's not worth re-posting, it surely is, but this was posted in the "Gun Control" group on 2/23, just an FYI.

I can dig it..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

We can wish it was as simple as that!

Georgia teacher arrested after firing gunshot in school classroom You gun loving assholes still ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Now, multiply this by how many times!

It's right on about the egg though....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Wait, that's not an official chart?????

I know a dog named "Assie", but it's short for Astrid.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Don't think Potato or Elephant would make for smooth sailing in school either!

...or moral or focused

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

The candy bar of meat!

Lest we forget Firefox and Opera...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Oh, bog, RealPlayer---aaargh!

Don't sugarcoat it.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Yet, he's still trying to get in her pants!

This didn't take long. [yahoo.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

This could just as easily have happened with the students in the room!

Cuz pun...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

A Sam Bee...

The Exorcist -

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

He looks young enough!

Ew, who makes these memes?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Ahhh, beans!

You guys need to read this.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

That is f'n' hilarious!!! Love it!!! Thanks, bro, but this needs to be posted in the "religion" category, too!

Bet you didn't know when you met Mr Right his first name was gonna be always.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Most definitely need your sleep! Your starting to think you're me!!!

Would love to hear the stories that came out of this one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

One of these days I'll tell y'all the story of my time in Gainesville, FL & 'shroom hunting after the rains!

Another round for my friends!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Figured it had to be something like that!

Why did the guy with Down's Syndrome enter an RV contest at a bagel shop? He wanted to Winnebago.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Glad I'm not eating breakfast right now!!!

Just found out people have been reporting me to the admin for my posts/comments. What the fuck?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Not only do I like you, or what I've seen on this site, I've seen nothing offensive from you. This is worrying as I've questioned Admin before about censorship. I agree that if you're not wild about someone either ignore or block them, reporting/suspension is only for harrassment or abuse, IMHO. I'm glad you're back & even if you skirt some of the rest of the site, just know that it looks like you have the support of this group! Stay strong!

...mostly food though.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

"Arrested Development", such an underrated show!

Possums are immune to snakebite,bee stings and many toxins. They're really an interesting animal.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

& they can be nasty little things, too!

&birding

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

People look at me like I'm nuts when I correct them on the "Canada geese" thing! Of course, it could be because they were talking about something else & they were complete strangers, but, still...

Should We Arm Teachers?... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Here's the link on police officer gun-training & efficacy mentioned... http://econewsmedia.org/2018/02/26/harsh-reality-police-not-highly-trained-firearms-experts/

Cat meme! And possibly the truth.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

No possibly involved!

NPR 7:34 Audio | Sometimes We Feel More Comfortable Talking To A Robot Partial Transcript We ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

This opens up many possibilities in health care in general & in the study of human interaction. Great article, thanks!

@Insectra is this shit real? If so I want one!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

A pokemon moth?

.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Thankfully I'll never have that problem!! (Neither will you, Eric!)

Medal of honor

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

You know, I wouldn't put this past him!

Does he have a sister?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

No doubt peanut-butter sandwiches!

Now I have no safe hobbies! :(

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Thank bog mine only leans!

Another sign of the apocalypse...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Bureaucracy at its best!

Ummm... I'm not fast enough.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I'm not touching this with a ten-foot...

Wow 81 Members for g:31! When I started this group in my garage I never imagined.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

That last is obvious, I'm still here!!

Photo Manipulations... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Besides the fact that the picture on the left did not appear in the video, some of these are great. The one daughter is such a ham & has such great faces for these. A comic or actress in the making!

I've really got to lay off the Cheetos and mountain dew.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Congress in session!

You do you,Dwight and, you know,whoever else...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Every "product" needs an economy line!

A little boy heard the word penis at school so when he got home he asked his dad , what's a penis.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

HAH!

20 Historical Words That We Should Bring Back - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Many of those would be very useful today!

Bernie's home state.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

It's a start. & it's a Republican Gov., so very heartening.

Issac Asimov on Puns: Taken from Counting the Eons: "It changes from fun to a serious duel, ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

A rap battle with wit!

What's your favorite junk food? (if you eat junk food)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Most, at some point or other. Was not always the case, am more into sweets now than I used to be. Probably easier to say what I dislike,...Doritos, most sodas (unless made into floats), Oreos. Can't take anything with fake sugar, my tongue tastes only metal & quite often I acquire an instant headache.

Save me Jesus!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

If it's like that, how does he take a bath?

Critical Thinking

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Excellent! But you may have posted this in the wrong group. You want one of the adult groups!!!

Go ahead. "Discuss"...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Next, I need a "Here is a roll"!

What does this say to you?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Believe in love...fuck!

‘FDA will never do anything that crosses big pharma’ – America’s Lawyer - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

And this is a surprise?!?!

Can it be? The beginning of change???? [thinkprogress.org]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

It's a start!

How often do you swear?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

What motherfucker wants to fucking know?!? God Damn it, bitch, ya' made me spill this shitty fucking coffee! I'm gonna stuff your fucking head up your fucking ass! So, what was the question?

Can anyone from New Orleans vouch for this.. curious minds want to know.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

That's actually a good warning, I want my women tight!

Jack and Jill have grown up.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

A classic!

Kare11.com | Student's invention protects his school

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Love the innovation, despair that it's even needed. Turning our schools into armed camps or prisons cannot be the solution to this crisis!

Kinky frickin' beavers.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Darwin wouldn't approve!

Back in the day...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Getting ready for a swim meet!

Nobody misses Kansas.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I miss America!!!

I didn't know Jesus was so snarky.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Sure he did. That's why there's so much of it in his bibble!

It was so obvious... Why didn't Spielberg think of that?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I'm gonna want a bigger paycheck!!!

Wanna twinkie?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2018:

I never diet. Of course, I never lose weight, but I never diet!

The one get out of free meme jail pass

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Uh-oh, we're in trouble!

No more purple Koolaid.. I'm good..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2018:

That really is what it comes down to!

More Funny Signs... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2018:

I realize that there are some duplicates from some of my previous videos, but...whadaya gonna do?!?

More Funny Signs... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2018:

I realize that there are some duplicates with some of my previous videos, but...whadaya gonna do?!?

Children struggle to hold pencils due to too much tech, doctors say | Society | The Guardian

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Excellent & troubling article. A balance needs to be found here.

I walked into the local Credit Union to make a cash withdrawal, when an elderly frail woman asked me...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Many years ago I worked in a retail "crafts" store. One of the vendors made ceramic items with feet sticking out of the bases. Mugs, steins, toothbrush holders, ...bongs. One day an older lady is looking at this & asks what the bong was. With a straight face, I told her it was a bud vase. When asked what the metal thing coming out of it was (the stem & bowl), I just said that it was like a little microphone to talk to her plant! She didn't buy it, unfortunately, but I had a chuckle & she probably went away slightly bemused!

Has anyone ever read "The Incarnations of Immortality" series by Piers Anthony?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Another 2 books that may be of interest, fiction-wise: "Towing Jehovah" & "Blameless in Abaddon" by James Morrow. In the first "god" dies & his huge body lies in the ocean & must be towed by a supertanker to an ice cave in the Arctic where the angels have made a crypt (they charge the Vatican with managing this effort). "Blameless..." follows thru after the Baptists (I believe) have retrieved the body, brought it to FL as an anchor to a religious theme park. "God" is charged in the International Court with high crimes so is towed to the Hague & put on trial. The humor, as well as the insight, in these books, is entertaining as hell! (so to speak!)

Has anyone ever read "The Incarnations of Immortality" series by Piers Anthony?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Great set, interesting take on "archetypes" & well written with a good sense of humor.

Inspirational thought for the day - Where there's a Will - there's a relative.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2018:

& lawyers!