Mountain, "Never In My Life"... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Great power trio, & boy, could Lelie West's chubby fingers play the guitar!

The white man told the Native Americans that the Iron Horse would bring good medicine and ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

& smallpox!!!

I was kicking my dog in the head the other day and then it turned around and bit me in the nuts.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Understandably!

[youtu.be] The One AM Radio

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Got "video unavailable" for this one.

I remember at school learning about pavlov, and I thought about how stupid his dog was.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I went & checked your profile, & I was right...knew it was UK by the wording of your jokes!

Zappa, "Lonesome Cowboy Burt" from 200 Motels w/ Flo & Eddie! [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Kinda raunchy, but so is a lot of Mothers' stuff! Funny as hell, tho!

[youtu.be] The Bright Light Social Hour

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

good music to do yoga by, & I mean that in a good way!

Not to make light of the homeless but the costumes are just a hoot..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Where's the beef (outfit)!

[youtu.be] The Constellations feat. Cee-Lo (love cee-lo)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Like Kate Micucci, too, was waiting for her to break out her ukelele! (& I get a kick out of Garfunkel & Oates!) & I agree about Cee-Lo, thought Gnarls Barkley was great & "Crazy" is a classic IMHO!

[youtu.be] Pompeya (one of my favorite videos- The message is beautiful)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Nice!

[youtu.be] Great Northern

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Very good band! Very good song!

I am Seriously Loving this Group!! This is the Best Group I have been a part of!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

We appreciate everything you've been sharing with us. Keep up the great work!

Really Eclectic "A Good Time Was Had By All" - Thad Jones and Mel Lewis. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

tho I despise marching bands I still love me some big band sound!

Tom T-Bone Stankus "Existential Blues" [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

LOL! This guy is an enjoyable nut!

Zappa Plays Zappa "Watermelon In Eater Hay" [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

& I counter with... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXurfnnni8Q

Zappa, "Peaches En Regalia"... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Sorry, a LOT of empty on this one.

Enterprise, Alamo and National car rentals are dropping the nra discount starting March 26.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Well, I hope you're not holding your breath!

I cannot think of a less dignified end...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Well, could've been used for cat food!

Photoshop Funnies... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

You have to admit, the guy is an artist!

Getting old...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Someone is worried about their 30's! Oh, are you in for some surprises! (says an old fart)

I was diagnosed schizoaffective in 2003.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

The "delusions", true or not, would not make you evil, cruel or stupid, they would either make you gifted or someone who needs attention (medical/social/emotional). I, personally, doubt their validity, but I don't know you, I just tend to relate more to empirical facts & what we know of esp & the like. You may indeed be experiencing something, or picking up subliminal cues that may be somewhat exaggerated to you. Again, I can't say. I can say, if you suicided you would never find out for sure, so, please, leave that as the ultimate last resort. Please, if you don't have support, try to get some. It will help just to aid you in keeping afloat, if nothing else. Best of luck, & know you can always talk here.

You want eclectic? I got eclectic. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I loved Nazz back in the day, hell, I still do!

Light bulb jokes How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Of course, they need to secure a grant first.

I laughed way too hard at this.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

You can tell it wasn't Starbucks, then you would get Markwithacee.

Clearly....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

She ought to be glad she wasn't with her proctologist!

Love me some Betty Bowers...aka Deven Green.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Priceless! & so spot on!

Day drinking didn't make the list...again!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Sounds like many of us here!

Morning cock pic.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Cok-a-doodle-WHAT!

My body is a temple...of tacos!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Surely don't have to take your shoes off first in my temple!

Wise words from Oscar the Grouch.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Was trained by Yoda!

She's a keeper!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Eric, we need to talk about warning signs!

Has anyone read the book how to stop worrying and start living by Dale Carnegie?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

"How to Win Friends.." is actually a quite good book, also. It is much more than just what the title suggests.

I've recently started dating a woman who claims to be a palm tree nymph.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

With my last girlfrond the relationship just withered on the vine!

Some peoples kids, man...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

LMFAO!!!!

Problem solving at its finest.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Works for me!

Ladies the line forms to the left.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Can you believe this guy is single?

Science!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Love it, science nerd comedy!

I'd like to share my favorite superhero with you guys.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I'm so surprised he's from Florida!!!

Ayy what ya say..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

She's got sensitive gaydar!

LMFAO... top that...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Dickhead!

It's just like the old gypsy woman said!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Yes, that will surely be towed!

My kinda pals.. what I look for in a mate.. ;)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Words of wisdom!

LMAO... shape of his head... lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

LMAO...shape of his joints!...lol

It’s hard living with a liar. Especially when the liar is you.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Big Hug! You're the best, Annaleda!

Trained NYC police officers only hit a moving target less than 30% of the time - the rest of the ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Yet that is still the NRA's & GOP's "fix" for school shootings. Bizarro world indeed!

I'm so glad you guys opened the door for the "your mom" jokes.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

You sure kept it going!!!

I just...need some space.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

That first one is great! Need to send this to Elon Musk!

Hulk Hogan? Really? Lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

& it's not Halloween, it's just Japan!

TBT: Day drinking.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

"I like a beer buzz early in the morning..."

Video Game Logic [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

sorry for the repeats...

Meg Myers - Curbstomp [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Great song, love the pump up at the end.

Blushing....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I'm titillated!

Udderly predictable...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Don't milk it, Bonnie!

CW: This meme contains a reference to clowns, if you you are afraid of them.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Is that from that stupid Miley Cyrus video?

When you say "eclectic" ... how eclectic are you ready to get? [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

As long as you don't post the Bay City Rollers! Interesting piece, tho I don't know how much the lasers added to the actual music, great stage effect, tho!

A federal appeals court has ruled that the assault weapons banned by the state of Maryland are ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

How right you are. There is no need for semi or full-auto weapons, large clips or armor piercing ammo. They do not fall under the umbrella of hunting or home protection.

Read the shampoo bottle?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Actually, I usually bring a book!

[youtu.be] Her (again) might be too slow for you kids ;)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Has that old R&B vibe!

[youtu.be] Angel Olsen

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Really like this!

Someone's granma leaving church or heading off to her night job.. you choose..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Hate to break it to you Misty, but BeeHappy already posted this pic, just a different header! That's ok, I'm sure she'd share!

Hello there, everyone! New to the site, could use some direction so.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

To San Jose? Due West!

[youtu.be] Kevin Krauter

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Good one, & I'll raise you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkRcwqxLEuk

So this exists. Also, Pizza.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

That first can't really be a Trump pizza, there's veggies on it!

More truth.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

seems like something Wednesday would say. As a matter of fact, seems like something Christina Ricci would say!

Damn it, Cody..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Employees must wash hands after handling sausage!

If someone says to turn here because they know a shortcut, just keep driving.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Not sure if I care, I sure ain't usin' it at the moment!

Want a gun? Mug a teacher! [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Excellent post, brother! Please post this on the "Gun Control" group's site, thanks!

Cop Shows Terrifying Accident Scene

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Oh, no, you didn't!!! What a good set-up!

Truth!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Good one!

The good ole days

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

& without the periods it's the other side!

More bathroom humor....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Outstanding!

More Benevolent Reptilian Overlord Humor...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Somebody sounds Irish!!!

Gaelic Storm - The Night I Punched Russell Crowe [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

There are lots of reasons to punch Russell Crowe!

This is a great rant on guns by the Australian Jim Jefferies.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

The First Amendment says that I can say your Second Amendment sucks dick!

Is trump being silly suggesting to fight fire with fire, ie.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

That's not silly, that's criminally stupid! Yeah, let's turn all our schools into prisons but let guns proliferate even more, that'll solve everything!

Seems legit...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

& no editor caught this!?!?! LMAO

I need this on a t-shirt!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I do the black candles thing at midnight! I sacrifice my breakfast baby at 3:15!

My diet and I have irreconcilable differences.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

There's Eric in his kitchen, nude, eating peanut butter out of the jar again!

How did we ever live without online porn?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

You used to masturbate to Steve Harvey?????

Self explanatory (you have to click on it to see the caption)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Seems like most anime out there.

Kids,man,kids.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Kids, can't live with 'em...

WARNING: this joke rated R.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Don't know why, but I think I would have been more comfortable if her brother had brought her in. Still sick, but somehow not as sick.

A personal favorite as I've got black cats (two). (In any group of 4 cats one may be evil).

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

They are cats, hence by definition evil!!! LOL

I've got a man-crush on this dude... he's frikin' incredible. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Never seen anything like that...Amazing! & that old "Hammond Organ" sound at the end! Thanks for sharing, my man! (Reminds me a bit of Vanilla Fudge when they did "Season of the Witch"!) Not new, but in the same vein...(& now I'm in the mood, so I think I'll post some Stevie Ray!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0mb0_SUx-A

How to Start your Day with a Positive Outlook - 1.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

the joys of the technological age!

A Bee from America What do you call a bee that comes from America? A USB!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Or a stop for an American bee on a cruise...a USB port.

You know he deserved it...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

& never the twain shall meet!

Have you had that talk with your kids yet? Drugs

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Dunno, I like to use a razor to "fine" my blow, then use it to make little (or not so little) lines which I then use the rolled up bill with which to snort it! That woman needs to get her facts straight! Misleading children is NOT ok!

I look at the kids and parents of this last school shooting and think if we don't make something ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Okay, I won't tell you, but not so far. It CAN be done, other countries have done it, even if not to the extent we'd have to go to here, but it can be done, & it has to be!

Aye, aye, matey!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Tho I think that should be "ableism", "albeism" almost sounds like suffering from albinism. "We don't care if you're really white, we will put you down in the hold!"

What about the Hotspot?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

But then you wouldn't have the will to start a fire!

I forgot my coupon.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Dang, you want child meat fresh, not frozen!

Hush it!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

May need that scented duct tape from a previous post!

Two unrelated memes

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

& what was the name Moore gave to his horse? Oh, yeah, Sassy, just the way he likes his young fillies!

[youtu.be] Thom

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

great band!

"athetits"

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Oh, yeah, fundie-mentals!

What was all that shit about 'Nam? Dudeism

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Great movie, but I like the funeral in S.O.B. better!

Sounds promising!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I refuse to work for Trump!

Just some suggestions....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

I say them all, in order, as the candle goes down! (OK, before the match goes out!)

RIP BG!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

You conflate Barker & his Beauties with Graham & his beauts?!? (or, Graham & his gospel, your choice)