Just don't black out the sun . . .

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Danger! Danger!

Iambic pentameter will get you laid. . . But

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

When you need a sonnet but only have a poem.

Dust bunny....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

I told you there was something under my bed! (Sure ain't nothing in it! (sob))

...or get a like on my meme!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Didn't work this time, eh? (LOL)

I hope it comes with application instructions...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Just insert until you feel full-filled!

Oh no...! (For all you Grammar Nazis.).

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

I will remove myself posthaste from the vicinity!

I also use " which Smiths song played at your wedding."

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

When did you...oh, never mind, it's not worth it...

Works every time. . .

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

To really make sure you get no shit say, Allah Akbar! Imshallah!

Fuck it, I'm still breathing...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Love the second one!

Fuck it, I'm still breathing...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Shut up, Mike!

Indeed.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Or, The new Secret doesn't leave any unsightly white spots!

Truth

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

You're on this site, your disguise is slipping!

In case you were in a good mood.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

I've been waiting for the old "piano drop".

The truth is out there...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Owl be seeing you, in all the old familiar...

Peek-a-poo....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

At least you'd be anonymous unless you frequent a lot of glory-holes! & even then, would be an awkward line-up!

Searching for a book?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

That's a damn good one!

I hope I don't have to use this tactic....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Scream into your ball-gag for, not tonight I'm washing my hair.

FYI... ;-)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Not even any primer? How gauche!

When someone accuses me of clickbait...but memeing is life!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Wait, I haven't had my coffee, yet. What?

Are you ready, too.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

You'll need bigger nails!

UFO Turns Up In British Museum!!!... [livescience.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Notice what category I posted this in!

Bippity Boppity...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

I'm actually much more a fan of the old Loony Tunes, tho some of the Disney movies are classics. Never really have liked that mouse tho.

TBT: I'm bringing sexy back . . . Down to Earth.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Dude!

Can't unsee that one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Or, that beach photo from earlier!!

Lol.. of all colors, they chose those 2 to display.. lovely.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Unfortunate phrasing.

Oh ya.. do tell!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

LOL, I believe somebody posted a bunch of these on here a few weeks ago. Just priceless!

Would like to know the person who decided this was a good idea.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

That is wrong on so many levels!!!

Oh Spongebob

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

I am handsome as hell!

Be careful what you wish for.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Wait, did an angel get their wings, too?

Cuz ... Science!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Love it!

Ok NSFW:

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Of course, rough to speak the safe word with a ball-gag in your mouth! (I assume!)

Here's 21 minutes of my life I'll never get back (because I watched it 3 times) . . . [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Whoever put that together did a fantastic job!

Find your onion.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

1. Bet he's English. 2. Bet he's single (or will be!).

I have a birthday coming up . . . Just sayin'

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

That cannot be real!

Bring back nap time!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

I have, I have!

Cthulhu and Vodka on ice . . . So nice.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

I have a t-shirt - Why elect the lesser evil - Cthulhu 2016!

Works for me! How about you?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Didn't have to switch!

The circle of booze . . .

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Been there, done that & this would make a good t-shirt!

I want a girl who likes cake.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Thorough?

Who did it better DC Comics or Renè Magritte?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

So, we have the not so Ambiguously Gay Duo vs 2 waterboarding victims?

Does the weather influence your mood?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

I think it's been shown conclusively that weather/sunshine amount affects mood & disposition. & the incidence of BBQ's!

Does anyone here believe in post death existence OTHER than religious afterlife?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Have seen no evidence, or nothing credible, at least. I doubt it but will withhold final judgment 'til more research is done.

Religion Outdated, Lawrence Krauss...g:3 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

I know this is not Harris, but they are touring together! (Along w/ Dillahunty!)

Yep....that's how it works.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

I think the "fill in" is much more accurate!

If you're happy and you know it lemon pear.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

Of course "clamp your hams" could also be when trying to find a bathroom in a mall! (After a food court burrito!)

Telemundo Winter Olympics (SNL)...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

After living in Phoenix for so long, I get where they're coming from!

Calgary Winter Olympics (SNL)...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

So many "senior moments"!

Gene, Gene ..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2018:

RIP, well, if the xtians are correct he's hooked back up w/ Gilda!

Creepy...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Dr. Octopus' nephew!

though

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Tough, kid!

When she has VD dinner by herself....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

!!!

Slip off the lip...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

LOL!

Another reason to celebrate today.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

I am all too aware!

Why do posts from me with "???" Keep showing up when I didn't post that?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Ask Admin, they should know!

The Church of Spiritual but not Religious...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

I think this may have already been posted here, but it still cracks me up!

God's Diary Is Embarrassing...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Love the ending!

Appropriate for today:

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Oh, that is wicked(ly true).

Self-explanatory......

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Ah, you've posted about the new government budget!

Coming out.. to a theater near you..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Then you'll like this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKWIqRAW_WI

I want to pass mine down to my kids too. . . Wait what?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

I bet her name is Mary!

If Romeo Sent Juliet Dk Pics...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

More Valentine's Memes!

Yep.... sigh.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

I'll settle for the 8 million dollars!

Hello Everyone.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

That scientists & advanced educators have to scramble for work is a very sad testament to where our country has gone & how far we have let ourselves lose our edge. I'm still wondering if "Idiocracy" isn't prescient!

Good morning all. No Valentine's memes from me today. I'm in denial.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

What would happen if he had asked for a soup spoon?

Who knew?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Who really wanted to?!? That's not as bad as that bathing suit post, tho!

Perfect for Valentine's Day- Meegan & Andre Break-Up...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Also, So Romantic... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswjaM5yCro

Caught him swimming on a cold day..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

How can I un-see that?!?

Some of these are good tips for men over 30 as well. I've been guilty of 13. Lol.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Of course, most of these would also go for those under 30, except for the idiots that do things like the tide pod challenge, they would probably take many of these as a dare!

Potato...potato?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Excellent!

A favorite.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

LOL, would be more useful!

David Avocado Wolfe. a.k.a. Captain Fucktard.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

At least he's an equal opportunity idiot! & he's consistent...He's wrong about everything!

I have an insatiable love for learning new skills.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Some very beautiful things!

Someone felt compelled.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Post it as a challenge on YT & I wouldn't doubt it would take off!

The itsy bitsy spider......

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2018:

A group photo of the Republican Party!

T-unashamed. No one should have to be THAT.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

That is just "special"!

Have you ever used affirmations?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

Stuart Smalley would be proud! Really, tho. they may help keep you focused & positive, & those aren't bad things at all. If they work for you, go with it!

This is actually how it is done.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

almost like the old "Caveman with a club" tropes!

Chameleon Geiger Counters (NOT)...g:8, g:31 [livescience.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

This is what happens when religion trumps science!

Yeah, I admit it, got a little devil in me. hehehe

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

That's a good one!

WFIRST Defunding...g:8 [space.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

"Scientists Group"

Most recent quilt. Now at my office; it keeps me warm and makes me happy.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

Beautiful, & functional! Kudos!

My turn?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

I admire & applaud those who can really understand & are comfortable with math, it's just not me, unfortunately. I am pretty good with words, even some of the "denser" philosophers, & I realize that math, either "pure" or applied, as in engineering, is essential to so much of our world & our technology. I just don't have that talent, & it saddens me. But good teachers, especially those that teach at introductory levels in physics & higher math, can do so much to steer those with that potential comprehension into knowledge & understanding. I salute all teachers, no matter the subject, & I am so glad that people will still get into this field even tho the rewards are shrinking, both financially & in respect!

Masturbation might not be sex but it damn sure is good enough in the meantime.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

There surely IS something wrong if I'm not getting any!!! Obviously, the world is not in sync & the planets are not in their stable orbits!! (Rough to maintain this stance when it's gone on so long & the rest of the world seems to be doing all right!...If I suffer, so should everyone else!) Solipsism at its best!

Good morning memers! A bit of squirrel humor to start the day.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

But, then how would I call them a**holes??!!??

Objective Morality, Part II (WOTM)...g:31 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

I do have Part I of this floating out there (please, don't ask me where!!), well worth following up on.

I haven't run this past Snopes yet . . . Seems legit.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

Dang, I've killed a lot of angels! How 'bout if you touch someone else? An angel gets acne?

Gotta have standards

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

Aw, he'd do it for 1 milkshake!

When some replies to your well thought out comment with a nonsensical word salad .

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

Yeah, seldom seem to get the love, in either sense, as much as one wants. Guess we can just hope for quality over quantity!

Someone obviously didn't think this one through.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

Either that or someone is sincerely twisted. Of course, could be a woman's (or a man's!) way of getting back at an ex!

So me or you?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

And by them I really mean the a**hole with the gun! How could you trust he was telling the truth to begin with? I'd try to take him out, & hope the other guy there would see the advantage in trying, too! I won't be intimidated & I won't be pushed into a shitty choice, I'll make my own choice & hope I f*8k him up!

Bizarre Star, 24 other things... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 13, 2018:

This is interesting, tho I'm a bit leery of some of his conclusions. Let me know if he was way off on something.

Does the idea of having your memory wiped seem terrifying?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2018:

Anything that would mess with my memories is scary to me. Tho somewhat malleable, our memories are what define us, good & bad. I am all that I am & have done, so I want it all.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2018:

Not for a number of years now. Most of the "natural" spots seem to be more for the youngsters, so..

Marvel or DC comic

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2018:

I've always thought Marvel had more imaginative artwork & characters.

Space Stories of the Week... [space.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2018:

I'll keep posting these, tho, even if you guys bookmark, until everyone says, "Already saw this!" LOL

In 2018, Flat Earthers will...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2018:

Tho I voted for "Lobby..." I did so both as jest & thinking,"Well, if the ID'ers can do it...". Guess I'm not surprised it has the most votes, followed closely by "Run for Office..."!

25 Most Important Events... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2018:

What other events do you think belong along with these?

Elon Musk & FalconHeavy Launch... [space.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2018:

Still always a surprise when it works!

Funeral without religion?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2018:

I don't know if there is anything you can do. You can make your wishes known, & maybe have someone that you trust speak & stress your position, but if a relative feels that they "just have to" go the religion route, it would be tough to shut them down without causing an incident, which probably isn't either worth it, or what any of the mourners would want. You can only hope for the best, &, if by chance it does come about, be secure in the knowledge that you will have not a single inkling of its occurrence!!!

Am I still single because my face is that hideous?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2018:

Sarah, you are NOT hideous! Neither physically or mentally. I have read many of your posts & responses & you are a beautiful soul & a caring person. I also have read how, maybe because of your insecurity, you've let men abuse you & take advantage of you. Please, don't. Do not allow some jerk to shame you just because he pretends to like you! Take your time, I won't guarantee that you will find true love, but knowing that you are a great person, really knowing that, may at least keep you from the assholes & with more "positive" around you will draw more positive guys, & people in general. Hell, this site may work for you, don't despair if it hasn't yet, you are surely not the only one in that boat. Patience, my dear! & know, we that have begun to know you on this site cherish you, & wish you only the best!