Under the bridge?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Well, back in the day...

Ah man! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

We used to deliberately mangle some lyrics. My favorite (& likely no surprise) was Hendrix's "'Scuse me while I kiss her thighs..."! Here's some more...

Scene: The White House, Time: 2016...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Wait, there's more...

Seems about right...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Yes, always get your sex counseling from celibates...(supposedly)...

Happy Thursday all...Want a bite?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

I'd nibble all day!

Post your little Johnny jokes here

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

He's probably got the better view, anyway!

So true, so true...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

When my siblings or I do something stupid like that we always tell each other, "Hey, check your ID, will ya'."

The real wannabe.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

That 'stache seems to suit him...

We're on a roll. 1100 members in our little group. Take part, read, lurk, but most of all enjoy.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Way to go, Glenn, & all y'all!

Not to hammer home a point but BAMB!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I have a tee-shirt with this, tho different graphics. It's one of my favorites.

But we all know know Bill is slightly weird...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Now hold on just a pea-pickin' minute...Tho I likely would if I could, to be honest, especially with no other takers...

A GOP Conspiracy Theorist Running for Senate is Now a Target of Conspiracists | Beth Stoneburner | ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

It's so amusing watching the chickens come home to roost!

Infrastucture Tax?: [truthout.org]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

We will see it's final form & see if Bernie is still as enthusiastic...

Finally figured out what I'm doing with my stimulus check

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

A *very* small cabin by a *very* small lake, but, you do look relaxed...

Mac and cheese ice cream is real. [msn.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

No. I like mac & cheese. I like ice cream. Never the twain shall meet, in my mouth.

Better do as your Mother says.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

A very obedient son...

Did he make it to step two?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

He must have, he is still in multiple Memes! LOL

New Books on The Former Guy: [dailykos.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

A lot of this we knew or guessed, as we saw how increasingly unhinged he & his "lawyers" became during & after the election. I so hope that some of those defamation suits against Giuliani & Powell bear some fruit (even tho I doubt the over $1 Billion asking amount will fly) as actions should have consequences for these roaches as much as it would for the rest of us!

Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother? Sudden Lee.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

& the one they never talk about...Ug Lee...

No matter how many times I hear stuff like this it still shocks me.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

& who are really the "wicked"? I posit that is is those that push hate, divisiveness & false information to encourage strife & violence. So if those 'angels' are really coming, I think these so-called pastors had better watch their asses. An AR15 won't help against them!

I hope George gets his wish

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

You & me both, George!

Eric Trump 'Flipped Out' at Trump Campaign Staff in the White House on Election Night: New Book

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

In the White House for four years, ran a Presidential campaign before this, & still have no clue how elections work!!! The ignorance is strong with these freaks!

Tiffany Taylor

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Lovely!

Disinformation and this site.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I am all for Free Speech (& have had issues in the past on this Site for it), but deliberate false &/or mis-leading information, especially on something as serious as major health concerns, such as Covid, vaccinations (in general), or anything else of that nature is cause for alarm. We get to the "Yelling fire in a crowded theater" stage at that point. It would be best, probably, to Post (Warning: This Post contains information known to be false) statements as twitter & even Facebook did during the last election, but since I doubt we have the Admin crew to be able to effectively do so, maybe deletion is the only solution. As much as I hate the overreach. I'll admit, I've just stopped Responding to those Posts, as it is like beating one's head against a wall (& I don't want to give the Posters any recognition, or points), but they keep on coming, regardless, & from the same handful of Posters. Let's see what everyone else has to say...

[msn.com] He belongs in a straight jacket.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

He so needed the win to counter & avoid looming prosecution & financial consequences.

Time was not his friend

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Same thing happened to Thor!

Vegan

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

...Secondly, the Lord obviously has a plan for me. He must want me to work for Safelite!

As we get older, sometimes we are not quite sure of our choices

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Well, no, but it is rather fetching...& at least Gary isn't talking to empty chairs (yet)!

The big question has always been: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Probably the cork. & then somebody said, "How the heck do we get this thing out of the bottle without just pushing it into the wine?" & of course, while Leonardo da Vinci was inventing the helicopter he thought, "Hell, a little tweak & this thing can get those dang corks out!"

I really hate that i know so many of the people in the news this week.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Good one!

That magic word

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

LOL! My take on hearing that is somewhat different...

It has been so damn hot ant it is only July

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I live in Phoenix - this fear is real! LOL

Holy shit, what happened

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

But, is it good shit???

This sign means, there ain't shit for miles

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Must be West Tx...

Seems fair.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Nah...

Greene 'Devastated' She Wasn't Picked for Olympic Equestrian Team - The Pastiche Post

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

I wouldn't ride her, either!

Fucking Morons!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

The deeper it gets the more they want to wade in it...

Kind of obvious...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Up until the 3rd date...

Well that was brutal!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Oh, nice burn!

Most flexible word

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Fucking versatile (or should I say, versatile as fuck! LOL)

Its true

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Wise Grandma...

Smurfs

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

The whole crew who envisioned & then actually made that twisted movie (& a sequel???) are people Whose hands I wouldn't want to shake, even before the pandemic! The whole concept is just so...yuck?...I seriously worry about them.

Steak

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

It's a sign...of good marbling!

Very wise...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Just make sure it's lube & not hand sanitizer!

A leap of faith

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

That's a hard NO from me. If I ever get so buzzed I even contemplate attempting that, get me in re-hab, quick!

Tuesday morning cuteness

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Just getting out of the shower???

Follow for more cooking tips

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

With the older one's I recommend parboiling them first before grilling...

Another major oops moment

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

I can see why you have so few friends...attrition.

That is a valid point

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Over & over...

Clever Piglet

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

OK, I'm dense, I've tried to put it together every way I can think of & I'm still missing something.

One brick would rehabilitate that mug.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

I've always felt that way about that mug. Over the past 5 years the feeling has just intensified...Oh, it would feel so good to smack that ugly, smarmy @#*@**!!!

Caught bread-handed.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Just gonna make a tuna salad sandwich, folks...

That I believe lmao

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2021:

I can believe it, too! But it's only because she can't remember the words. You should hear when she hits that high note, tho, just don't be too close, she actually has to shart to hit it!

Earth’s Early Bombardment May Have Been Heavier than Previously Thought: [sci-news.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Excellent article! Some geologists suspected this, it's good to get some evidence.

Some little asshole (Renfield) stepped in wet acrylic paint and left little Caribbean Blue paw ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

It's all the rage in the current Decorating magazines...

Smart Kid!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Let's face it, the Dad will be lucky if the kid listens to him past 13!

Even she sees it

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

I've always felt this was fairly accurate...

Tom Hank’s amazing Brit accent on Graham Norton show…with Simon Pegg & Nicole Scherzinger.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Norton does great interviews.

That's too much work!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

In this case revenge is a dish best served Ice cold!

Could be a good deal, what do you think?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Since even those tires seem to be in crappy shape, I think I'll continue shopping, thanks...

Yes I agree me too

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Won't stop them coming, tho. There seems to be a never-ending supply...

Poor Satan she didn't mean it

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Some guys get their feelers hurt so easily...

Hopefully not too long now

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

I'll wait, tho I do hope it's before either of us die. I want to savor it & I don't want any of them getting out of it that easy!

Absolutely too many times

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

That's one of the many reasons I don't watch FauxNews...

Certainly would give me pause...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Got a big job ahead...

Looks like there was a gathering after CPAC in Texas!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

I do NOT want to know what they're wearing under those robes!

Definitely should be worded differently

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Now THAT is one progressive PTA chapter!

FEDERAL CANNABIS NEWS 7/12/2021 Sen.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Some good, some bad.

I’m doing it again

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

I love the text conversation!

and again……

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Good bunch, stole a few...

Life can be hard

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

This is the picture in the dictionary for the word "futility".

Really works

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

I tried it & it *didn't* work! Two of the five told me to F-off & the other three sent back "WTF!".

Wakey wakey

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Shocking!

Hell no

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Hell-no, Kitty is right! Goodbye, Kitty!

Life's little struggles...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

We all cope in our own ways!

Bad women parkers.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Some of us just have to try twice as hard...

Lover of rain

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Tho there are others, this comes first to mind...

That would be a real scream

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

He may not get it, or even notice. He really does seem to live in his own world...

[youtu.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

A great choice! I've been in love/lust w/ Bonnie for years! (Her voice, of course!!!)

The Euro 2020/21 Football Tournament has just been won by Italy.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Do you mean soccer??? (LOL!) JK, JK!

You do voodoo.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I'm not really too convinced by voodoo, can I try killing them w/ poison, a garrote or bludgeoning instead? I find them much more consistently effective!

I found out what the other side wants taught. HRT for short

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

CRT itself aside, the true history should be taught in school, at all levels at the appropriate stages. The good & the bad. We can't repair current problems or address current issues without an honest understanding of how we got here. This might also allow us to grow into the country that we have the potential for, rather than living a lie. This is crucial for personal mental/emotional issues & is no less true on a national level. One has to be cognizant of reality & honestly address it. Anything else & nothing is accomplished & things actually tend to worsen.

Blackadder’s Basic Flying Training! [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Rowan Atkinson was just so great in this, & then he took on the "Bean" persona. I still find it hard to reconcile the two. Day & night, in my opinion.

Junior is getting scared

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

As their own people used to say..."Lock them up!"

Now that can be a real problem

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Are you kidding? With my memory anymore? & my hearing is going, too!

Probably deciding who goes first

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

The family that does crime together does time together!

Now that makes more sense than suing

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

If he does, he'd better do it soon. If he has any money now, he won't for long. Big, big debts are coming due & he'll need lots for lawyers coming up.

I call this meme WTF

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

WTF is right! I don't even see a railing! & I'll lay odds those doors are always locked, too!

Only works on one thing

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Love it!

My life for sure

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

& here's mine (actual photo from just recently in Tempe, AZ)

Some facts to ponder🤔🤪

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Honestly, I've lived with both thumb & penis for 66 years, I briefly pondered that "stat" & moved on. I know them both very well at this point.

A little humor...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Love it on so many levels! (Being of Irish descent, that helps!)

MALAPERT - Adjective…boldly disrespectful; impudently bold in speech or manner “she was a ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

This one is very uncommon it seems. It's also one of those words that seems to lend credence to the idea that any word can be made just by combining Latin &/or Greek words to form new ones. A good example of this are the names of many phobias, which we seem to have more of almost every day. Maybe I suffer from Maximaphobia (fear of proliferation!)

Odd, don't you think?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

No, I won't point out the obvious...

She really just wanted to hear the record, but I couldn't help myself.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

That appears to be a photo from the sixties, but I think it's timeless!

Relief and yet some disappointment after my 2nd shot

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Another Meme with the Chowder-head! I wouldn't put it past him to actually have exactly this placard up! (He's a moron, but unfortunately a popular moron & I wonder if him being a Meme actually helps that???)

I know there are more, but these are the worst.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

We have a lot of those here in Arizona. Thankfully not the most poisonous one you're showing there. (Tho we've got a few indigenous ones that are fairly toxic, too! {The Gosar, the Biggs & the Ward are some particularly virulent examples})

My retirement plan..

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I'm sure a bit of wine will be involved, too!

Just a quick glimpse

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Yes, avoid eye contact at all cost. No interaction at all is the safest way.

Wishful thinking

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Hey, I do boil a good hot dog! (Reference to the last Meme...)