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Parenting life hack.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Or talk like Batman!
So there is getting over me
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
& get hysterectomies at the same time!
Rainbows sure smell like...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Never seen that, but some women I've met can clear a room!
Be careful what you ask for
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Or the ever popular...
Party like its 1999.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
I laughed too hard at this 😂
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
(I saw another version on here recently,...this is close enough...) A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she is embarrassed and does not want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from the operation and finds three roses carefully placed on her nightstand. Outraged, she immediately calls the doctor and says " I told you not to tell anyone!" The doctor replies, "Don't worry, I didn't tell a soul!" When the woman inquires about the roses the doctor says, "Oh, those! The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me with your operation and has been through this procedure herself, so she understands what you're going through. And the third rose is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Crab legs. (I don't make 'em, I just forward them on.) This is awful ... but awfully funny. ?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sdib6gd190
This level has been reached and gone past it and back again..
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I have to admit, there are a few whose opinion I value. It doesn't mean I still won't do what I do, I just hope they can dig it!
Gary, this is not the meat group.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
& if you don't have fruit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg
Healthy me went shopping the last 3 times, WTF.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
& celery ain't gonna cut it!
You know that they do.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I always treat the Members here with the utmost respect! (The driveling, dribbling dimwits!)
Got to be more careful in the future.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Got to pick an out of town uncle!
let's see how many inappropriate songs we know.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Two come to mind immediately, both from the same band: Lynyrd Skynyrd; "What's Your Name" & "Gimme Three Steps"! (Thought I was gonna say "Free Bird", didn't ya'?!?)
Working from home.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
New release, "Dream Worker" by Gary Wright!
Spam calls...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I laugh at them & dare them to sow up at my door!
Got his goat?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Stick with sheep!
When you thought we'd conquered them...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
See previous post for my comment...
Things to do while awaiting your 72 virgins
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
You ought to see the line-up at the girly joints!
Let's all hope precognition is legit and The Simpsons will nail it again. Included a link for fun :)...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Funny as hell, & the link was a nice bonus!
I’m on track...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I'm sorta dumbly motivated to fuck everyone & everything!
Probably the worst meme I've posted
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Not even close!!!
If only.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Would be such poetic justice. It would be nice if Pence & Giuliani were on the same plane!
It's too cheesy
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Oh, Rudy, "Cheesy Jokes" is waiting for you!
I'm confused
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Not exactly a "spoiler alert"!
Not Trump, but just as deplorable Sen. Bennet handed lil teddy his ass on the floor of the ...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Your link goes to "Center of the Universe", that certainly isn't Cruz!
Bet you wish this one was.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Even most boats may not help in that!
Just call TITS!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Call TITS to save your ass!
Princess Leia getting laid-a.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
The Millennium Falcon is just the best bachelor pad! What a chick magnet!
I worry about being ship wrecked here.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I'd much rather get stranded on a dessert island than a desert island!
Those were the dazes.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers! Hey, where's Fat Freddy's cat???
A large percentage of my posts are getting rejected by agnostic for this group and I cannot explain ...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
As one of the Mods for "Memes R Us", I've seen far too much of this. It is my opinion that Admin has hired a number of retired nuns to oversee the Posts on the Site & that old "habits" die hard!
Why Didn't He Try This In The First Place?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
*Another* reason to avoid the Dark Side! (Tho, not when it comes to memes!)
On the internet so...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Sure, who notices a cold when you're in toxic shock?!?
All hail pizza!!!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
No anchovies, please!
...and its REALLY good if you hit start!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Oh, that burnt popcorn odor!!!
This explains a lot.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Wouldn't put it past me!
Not looking to good in his favor.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I'd rather fall... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
The look... priceless
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Well, something like this could happen, only at a faster speed, & then... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYLijq-OxlE
There, but for the grace of INSANE, GENOCIDAL JEHOVAH go I...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Like when they state it was a "miracle" that saved the one person on the crashed plane...was it the same miracle that horribly killed the other 250??? Or "allowed" the plane to crash in the first place?
Been there.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
It's possible, I guess, tho most of the times I (vaguely) remember really screwing up, some "altering" substance was involved!
Fuggit!!!/11
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Ya' wanna play? Fuck you!
Just need my power tools
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Looks like my basement!
When you assume the costume...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Ooops!
I know what you did!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
As if being married would make a difference!
My investment
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Now that's a chunk of change!
Breaking it to the kid.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
(Nobody tell her about the priests! Shhh!)
Smart appliances, not so smart after all.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
That would make so much more sense!
This is for all you stuck in that white stuff
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
He was a genius, I tells ya'!
I hate it when a woman does that!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I'm at least a good part sapiosexual, stupid is a turn-off!
Fire bug? SURE!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Think I'll just light a trash-pile in the back-yard. Need to have a place to thank them afterward!
I dare you
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
It's amazing how many will!
It's only us
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Us & the occasional natural disaster.
I love books!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Learned better a long time ago!
Exploration is fun!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Also, your husband!
Around the world with Jebus
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Always figured Hey-zeus was a freak!
Bettie been BAD!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I bet they're both getting wet!
From the new Jebus porno...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Dude, you're over 2,000 years late!
From the New Revised Ghetto Version (NRGV)
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
In the NRGV he treats his Mamma better, too!
I love this! My sentiments towards the religious....
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
But, when I say it, it sounds classy. LMAO!
What you lookin at???
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
LOL! Well, if the real woman wasn't such a slow reader!
School daze....
phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:
That was a trippy movie, & book!
Logic and reason always escape the faithful.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Logic & rationality is not really valued all that much.
A flip-flop will also work. You know, if it's summer, or you're in the South.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Or, just hand me your top. Now, that would distract me!
so... gay or nay?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
It seems it can change a lot more...
Toast-eh...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Why would you bring him into this? Tho, he'd probably get a kick out of it!
Pretty Private Parts
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
That & a container of bee vomitus made from the pollen of these very plants!
I preferred Smeltallica
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Good one! (Gollum)
buhbyah normies!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Washington, D.C. is safe...
This meme is in bad taste. Not near as bad as pedophile priests, but still bad
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
I call Fake News! Everybody knows that priests go in dry!
All in the family
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
I love that his home is the shed! Fitting!
You got a problem with that? ?‍♀️
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Then you'll want to see my basement...
A lil demented
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
The Hoff will eat anything!
Milk bubbles
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Suck, suck,...blow's just a figure of speech!
water in nauture
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
LOL! Love it!
That took a turn...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Well, me, personally, just went grocery shopping, fed the cats & had dinner. I think my gut did expand a bit, but that could be the Kilt Lifters!
She has a point.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Would be a very empty bar, but a lot of Uber business!
A message from the prez
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
@Rudy1962 posted this just a little while ago! You're slipping, Ron. That's twice in two days!
Smile! ????
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
& sometimes, salivate!
Who could this be?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Lookin' good, kid!
She looks cozy
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Oh, she looks like she would be cozy!
What do you think of raising the level to contact other members to level 4 or 5? This would have...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Somewhat undercuts the "dating" part of the Site.
Water so good for you.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Obvious Plant strikes again!
Sophisticated Albuquerque humor for a Wednesday afternoon on a cold day.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Ah, sophisticated. We're not used to that around here!
Take your protein pill
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Be really great if the red truck was called "Ground Control II"!
Friend zone solution
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Or Tennessee, or Mississippi,...whichevers closer!
'back up' car?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
What is the mixture of a groan & a laugh???
Just don' 'spect no ransom
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Yeah, but expect a line!
Horny Burglar
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Open to the inevitable!
ಠಟಞಧದಝನಪಕಕಟನ
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
All over those walls! & your sarcophagus!
Bad marketing
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
What an absolute tool that fool is!
Home made parking sensors.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUk30d0nxs
Love is dangerous
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo
Morning...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
If the coffee can't do it, I'm calling in sick!
R'amen.......
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
In my early days it was more Kraft Dinner, 4 or 5 for a buck. You needed milk & butter to make that, tho. With Ramen you could always steal a pack of hot dogs to go along with! Putting even a quart of milk down one's pants tended to be just a bit obvious! & the butter tended to melt!
Every nurse has these friends
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
@Pralina1, &...what say you?
Watch what you say
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
The same women that say this also say that men never see women as more than sex-objects. When they pigeon-hole men, they do the exact same thing they accuse men of doing. I'll leave it there.
Can you see it now?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Yeah, I get a forest very quickly. Can't see the tree for the forest!
Stop playing Susan
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Her voice went up two octaves!
We need more
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Hey! I resemble that remark!
MLK day has a new fan
phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:
& suddenly, Freddy joins the NAACP!

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