Help, I cant stop watching this! The defeated "Oh." at the end. 😂 [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

You are so right! That little 'oh' at the end is priceless! I tell mine when it's getting close to time, "It's not time, yet. In a little bit." & get sort of a, "If you say so." look. Haven't gotten that "oh", tho. If I did I'd probably cave!

Better call 911!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Hey, it's your dang cousin. You deal with it!

Cursed wedding vows

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

I bet the parents are so proud!

Because I think it's Star Wars day! Lol!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Surprising how many on Death Row have fan clubs & marriage proposals...

Beware the shepherd

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

& who created this 'pit of fire'? & stated it was 'forever'? & made the rules? Which supposedly none of us are able to completely follow no matter how hard we try? Hmmmmm???

South of Endor

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 will love this!

That's what she said!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Oh, BURN!

My age group!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

I'm in my mid 60's & I know that one, tho I'd probably forgo the 'finger guns'.

Grin and bare it..

phxbillcee comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Shake that money-maker...

Love is...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

So true...

Officially burned

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

I want my baby-back, baby-back...

Yup trumps sheep

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Just like Apocalypse predictions, the date keeps getting changed & moved back.

Horrible kitty

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Cats are too lazy to work for world domination. They're happy to have us serve them voluntarily.

Too realistic for Disney

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Law of the Jungle, kid. Get used to it!

She said it not me , But it's her

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

That she could be a product of incest, probably going back generations, is not surprising at all!

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Groan & one-half...

Kind of takes the edge off, don't ya think?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Yeah, & next you'll tell me he didn't call down lightning!

Don't ya just hate it when that happens?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Slow natives...

George got it right...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Excellent!

Wednesday morning cuteness

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Three cute kits, Three cute kits, Love them to bits, Love them to bits,...

Good morning advice!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Oh, I know. (See my avatar!!!)

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

With fava beans & a nice chianti...

Just 12 People Are Behind Most Vaccine Hoaxes On Social Media, Research Shows : NPR

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

What a surprise, not just ignorance behind the misinformation, but greed, too!

Bad case of cotton mouth.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Is this the same guy that has the "nolege is power" tat???

Don't bogart that joint my friend...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Yeah, & so are you Ned, you perv!

Can we get a hell ya!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

& some are both, depending on the circumstances (& who they're dealing with!)

umm.... nope.. not good.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Two out of three ain't bad???

Don't ruin the surprise

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Don't worry, it'll be a big hit!

I signed did you?...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Yeah, but won't be able to stop him. Remember, because of gravity (& other reasons) the Earth sucks.

Living in the Southwestern desert!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Yep, & we've got a few more months of it to go!

Flat-earthers should not surf.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Shouldn't the huge 'ice mountain' that surrounds the disc stop them, tho?

Made this for my husband to use as an emote on his twitch channel.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Community property...

For tall people and short people! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Bunch of heightists!!!

Who else remembers covering books this way?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Old bags & some stores actually gave out 'covers' w/ their adverts on them, & they were usually sturdier & were pre-cut.

Found this great new shop, kind of inexpensive...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Hey, he does know his cuts of meat!

A pubican leading a pubican! 😆😂 [businessinsider.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 14, 2021:

"Not in it for the ego", oh my dog! LMFAO!!!

Wait for it

phxbillcee comments on Jun 14, 2021:

I wonder which 'bang' will be the loudest???

Interesting.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 14, 2021:

There are literally hundreds of these "fake" gift boxes out there. I've used a few on friends & family (while placing the 'real' gift inside). Here's a few more...

Test your American History knowledge.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 14, 2021:

& the list could go on for a bit. Red-lining that lasted for years is just one added example.

Is pride branding going too far? Obvious photoshop, but pretty well done.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 14, 2021:

I hear the 'Santorum' brand outsells that in certain communities...

(Is anybody surprised?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Some more...

Hanging it up

phxbillcee comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Malicious compliance.

Kitten Abandoned at Playground Rescued by Sweetest Guy | The Dodo - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Jun 13, 2021:

I just love these videos. Thanks!

WARNING Don't! Just... Don't!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 13, 2021:

Besides feeling very insecure in one of those, I'm 66. Nobody wants to see that much of me!

And on the evening of the seventh day...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 13, 2021:

Thank you, god...

I'm expecting someone to comment with another video, btw. 😉

phxbillcee comments on Jun 13, 2021:

Isn't it nice when your expectations are met?

Happy Sunday all...Mila sez hello

phxbillcee comments on Jun 13, 2021:

I can see Mila having nudes out there. Hell, she was close enough thru most of "The Fifth Element"!

Whatever it takes...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 13, 2021:

Always makes me feel better!

Hint: it's NOT a math problem.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

But, but,...I don't lisp!

Seems a bit much... No?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Yeah, the bibble is f'n' weird.

Funny kid

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

It's when she starts sacrificing small animals you have to be careful.

Just your redneck contagion

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Drank a lot of PBR as a teen. Was better than Carling Black Label & just about as cheap.

I expected that

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Why would the cat accept a friend request from it's underling???

Words of encouragement....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Oh, I will, I surely will...

Saturday morning cuteness...Behind Blue Eyes

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Such a shame that most kittens lose that eye color when they mature.

🎵 A D C B F F C 🎵

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

The answer is what I say it is!

Yes they were, and don't call me Shirley...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Good one, & that 'header' was great! Five out of five, @scurry !

🎵 The answer, my friend... 🎵 (Let's see who gets this obscure reference.)

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Ok, then,...make me do it again...

Found It.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

You just knew I had to do it...

When the clock cracks 13....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

These turds are just off the wall cra-cra. But all the other bat-shit crazies follow them!

Must be the original German fairytale

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Well, there's always 'Scared Straight'...

Dumped again...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2021:

You see, talking all the time about your imaginary friend makes you look psycho & obsessed.

Pardon me for getting serious for a moment...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

Sure they do (or would if they existed). They stand up so they can turn their backs on it & ignore the situation.

A car's weakest part

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

So true!

I guess it beats "Defend Casey Anthony.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

That's a real thing?!? Unreal!

"The Fascists Are at the Gates!" [alternet.org]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

It won't go away by pretending it's not happening.

Coming Down on Sessions and Barr? [alternet.org]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

Even if it goes nowhere, publicly shame these traitors!

What a fucking bitch! [queerty.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

I wasn't a big fan of John McCain, but he'd be so ashamed of Lindsey over the last few years.

That must be what happened

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

If he had his way he would be Emperor of tRump eStates, & Greenland & would let Putin have the rest...

Samuel doesn't mess around

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

Well, of course! What else would it say!!!

I think he looks dashing, obviously he wasn't dashing fast enough! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

So looks like that!

Indian employee recommendation letter (British English in 1984)

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

That is boss-level!

When a picture is worth a thousand words..

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

Actually this makes a lot of sense. I live in Phoenix & many games (football, baseball, etc.) are played outside & that sun can be brutal! I have worn two caps, facing each way, forward & back, to shade my eyes & stop sunburn on the back of my neck. What this guy is doing is totally understandable to me!

Pretty much.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

Honestly, on random nights for the last number of years & for (hopefully) years to come. I have to spread that shit out over a number of folks!

Consistency is important [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

What an absolute maroon, & why countering Climate Change is & will be so difficult.

I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

I can only remember 23. I think I forgot B, Y, E!

Republicans don’t do bipartisan, why should Democrats?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

& the Repugnantans have already stated that they don't do bipartisanship. Pressure Manchin, Sinema, et al to end the filibuster!

I’ll sign up for this job!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2021:

That's $23,250/mo., $279,000/yr. They can improve my meager Spanish while I teach them English. I believe I can live within that budget!

So shocking!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Obviously that actress doesn't follow QAnon!

Open up!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Get that cotton in his mouth - quick!

That face you make.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Wonder who here can name all the videos???

Sharing

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Well, she is sharing & being generous, but,...

After the end of the Corona

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Wait,...you mean I wasn't supposed to wear like that to start with??? No wonder I got dirty looks.

First UFOs and now this...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Discworld! Great series!

An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa ...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Meant well, but probably a little bit too much info... Of course, it sounds like the appetizer will be interesting!

What's for dinner

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2021:

You forgot the paprika...

Smell test

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2021:

What's the thing with some people & sour milk, tho? No, if it's turned I want neither to smell or taste it!!! I'll take your dang word for it!

Twenty five plastic toy horses

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Some people will do the darndest things...

Caption this I can't lol

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

Now all he needs is the 'little woman'...

Wear a mask (the behavioral, psychological and emotional kind) long enough and eventually it starts ...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

I wear mine when out & about, at first mostly because of potential danger to my Mom, but now, just because I don't trust most of the maskless. I don't trust they've been vaccinated & I'd rather not give them 'ammunition'.

How sheep get away

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

I'm a dirty old man...I tend to count "bunnies", instead!

Mrs.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

An oldie but a goodie! (& cute!)

That seems about right

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

They're all Bozos on that bus! (Extra credit for any that get that reference!)

Roman Numerals – what are they good IV?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

I would say absolutely nothing, but they didn't have a zero...

That's a lot of cringe packed onto one minivan

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

So much to unpack from so many directions!

Home remedies for snake bites....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

Love it when these type of Sites get trolled!

Once More, Into the World of "You Can't Make this Up!": [rawstory.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

What a Gohmert! Un-f'n'-believable!

An interesting offer.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

Will you take Bitcoin???

My sentiments exactly!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

Or she...

Don't mess with old people

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2021:

Not a Karen! She likely ought to have asked for just $100, but you were going to inconvenience her, so she played a reverse UNO!