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Way to go, Lynne!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
I get the feeling it wasn't about the wrapping, tho
Yeah. That's safe.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Until it deploys!
Agreed.....
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L842mz-tNBQ
Despite his pleas I'm tuning 45 out tonite and going to enjoy a nice glass of scotch instead. Will ...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Yep, I'll catch the digest tomorrow, can't stomach too much of him at one sitting.
Darwin award candidate right here.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
I have no words, so I'll pass it on...
And don't come back!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Damn Paparazzi!!!
Kind of makes me sad...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Got lost, found someone reliable to ask & cursed you the whole way to their destination!
Tin foil hats.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
But, do they protect against chem-trails???
Caught in the act
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Let's see if he can blow bubbles!
I can't help it
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
My usual go to in that situation...
Poor guy....
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
He'll really scream when she rolls him over & re-mounts him!
Bacon lovers special
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Don't be surprised when all the neighborhood dogs follow you around! (btw, this is an actual gag gift box you can get on Amazon!)
There's always that
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
He doesn't even remember, but, he'll let them do it again after the game!
Not at that price
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
&, remember, she only said she'd take her clothes off. Anything else would be itemized, as you would expect from a good secretary!
Counter meme to @mistymoon77
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
That's just where you like it, right on the edge!
Nescience - lack of knowledge or awareness : ignorance.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
As opposed to... prescience noun pre·​science | \ˈpre-sh(ē-)ən(t)s, ˈprē-, -s(ē-)ən(t)s\ Definition of prescience : foreknowledge of events: a : divine omniscience b : human anticipation of the course of events : FORESIGHT
I logged in have some fun. Bonjour
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Bienvenue! & enjoy!
Winning....
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
"Six matching balls, three flaccid dicks & some titties thrown in to the mix!"
Waiting for someone to throw some sprinkles on that hole.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
It does have a remarkable resemblance to tRump!
Last meal 80's club.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
That's exactly what that looks like!
I can see that
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Have to keep those pieces separate & dispose of them in a multitude of places. Best if in different states,...confuse the fuck out of law enforcement!
Why Ethel, you outdid yourself.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Now who's the favorite in the Retirement Center?!?
This could get interesting..
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
Change any of them & it's just as weird, if not weirder!
Anyone game for playing spoons and forks.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
I'll just make a sandwich!
Welcome new members mzee and HowardTitman.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Welcome!
That....that...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Sure didn't fake the punches, tho, did she!
Who's responsible?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Yeah, that last one!
Your the one
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Thanks, Ron! I didn't know you cared!
He's just not that into you JC...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Science will kick both their asses! Hey-zeus & the theist! & then hunt down Allah & Vishnu for good measure!
Decisions/Decisions
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Emojis have got to just bust your balls!
Misunderstanding
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Would you rather that or him hooking up with your sister?
Well if you put it that way
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Oh, he's special all right!
Makes sense
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
For all we know...
Might not have done it right
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
I wouldn't spend it quite yet!
I say hell no
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Yes! She should have called him a stupid, lying mother fucker!
Sounds right
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
The grizzlies appreciate the dinner bells!
Evil dumbass
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Minibrain! (& Vern wouldn't be pleased!)
Have you seen any coverage?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Go, raccoons! Git them rodents!
I need grandchildren. One like this will do. [m.facebook.com] ... I fixed the link, sorry!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Six more months, I figure, & will be the right weight for a Bar-B-Que! May as well get those hugs in now!
Pandora LeTrain (you're welcome)
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
What a sexy chameleon!
The resemblance is uncanny.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
In some ways she turned out worse!
What really happened on Mars.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enzxdvo8NOk
Make sure they understand.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Give him an omelet the size of his table!
Mitch Hedberg.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Just ended up making lemon-limeade, now add some club soda & you're getting closer!
He's not playing possum.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Do your job, cat! Finally earn your food!
This Photoshopper was quite nice to her actually - it could have been a lot, lot worse for that ...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Clever, & yeah, could have gone much worse!
Loved the Lockhorns
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
There's a first time for everything, I guess!
Yep. That's weird.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
You have to quit giving the kid Ambien!
And it did.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Maybe if you were as interesting, amusing & informative as my memes I'd want to spend some time with you!
True? Not true?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Both true.
Sandrarocks83 asked if I want to be her sugar daddy.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Hell, I re-did my bio. No takers yet, & no comments on the change, either! It shows how much traffic I get!!! LOL!
Oh, referee!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
& that is about the extent of my knowledge on that sport!
Old memes??
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
& yet, you still made that comment to @Robecology on the Granny Clampett/Jeff Sessions meme! Well, Fuku Den!!! LOL!
Don't wait...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Just exhausted from all the sex going through that "Tunnel of Love"! Of course, the tunnel was only three feet wide But that's still a recent record for Gandpa!
Music is in my soul, it's only a problem when it come out my mouth.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
I don't know. The cops said you sing mighty fine!
They are getting everything at the warehouse stores now.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Now with the new AQF additive! (Anti-Queefing Formula!)
I mean... hard argue the point.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCRrXZP8b0I
Amazingly creative with a castoff.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
Those suckers go on forever & expire in two days!
Sniffed you out!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:
I confess! (& I'm stealing this one!)
Hamlet and Ophelia
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
Now THAT is a classic meme!
This guy......
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
California's answer to Florida Man!
I hate when that happens.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
Wrestle other men in the nude much???
Jerry sang sweet songs
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9uyMjzmT3k
Oh, sometimes.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
No.
I don't wanna go there.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
A fetish strip club???
True...true..
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
I get "shots" for that!
Now there's a band name for ya!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
I was actually in a band in my teens, we went through a different name about every week. The two I remember most were "Trottin' Dog" & "Mouthful of Seared Flesh"! Also, "Cousin Cocaine", "St. Peter & the Dark Star",...more will come to me, but I think you get the idea! Yes, we were high a lot!
@captnron59, now we know why you indulge
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
I don't think I've ever injected "Marihuana",...the seeds tended to clog the needle!
Time for another Trump meme collage
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
Good bunch!
Or a ....
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
So nice you posted it twice?
Whaddayaknow
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
Bears are omnivores!
It's not a bad thing
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
As the Who sang, "Memes ain't for keeping!"
Looking forward to it!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
Sorry to burst your bubble, but...
Probably would happen
phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:
Get stuff in the mail all the time saying the warranty on my '91 Mercury "may" be expired! LOL!
Hullo all-- Welcome my world. I think I'll try a bath--
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Just not a cold shower!
This will soon become a big issue if we are not careful. [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Not a problem! Just fuse hydrogen, & bam! There you go! See, easy! Seriously, this is a problem, but if we can ever get fusion down, it would help, & finally do what alchemy tried to!
I have a question. From Thanksgiving all the up to New Year's Eve, I was feeling crappy, physically....
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Sure,...the mind affects the body, & vice versa. Glad you're doing better!
Goodnight Kittez
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Just about 2, hopefully will sleep soon!
That bucket is looking a bit full.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
I hope it's bigger than that book!
Opps the filter slipped off.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Ah, let your Freak Flag fly, girl! We love you just the way you are!
Pedro is at it again..
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
LMFAO! Good one!
Definitely more than five rules, but it’s a start.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
That is a very good start!
They are only memes
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Here's a meme for most of the guys, & maybe a few of the ladies, to get "Hot & Bothered" by!
Poor Eric.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Spawning! Do they now have to swim upstream???
That ain't gonna happen.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
There's a bucket there! Have her use that!
That's what it's like!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Or, a kitten!
Let's do the math here...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Maybe she can convince him like this woman convinced her guy!!!
Yep. I can see that.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Are they related?? The resemblance is uncanny! LOL!
Ok, just this once I'll agree with men.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
& everyone, women included, put the damn lid down, too! It's more sanitary when you flush, the dog can't drink out of it & no one will have the problem in the video below! Now, if the lady above is single,...who cares. If you share a bathroom & think you need all that, put up shelves! Dang! None of this is rocket science!!! Hell, she's got a basket right there! Use the fucker! Now, would be funny as hell if half of that WAS for a guy!!!
Dammit Siri!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Autocorrect seems like so much fun!
Yeah, baby!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Uh, bud, when she says "Let's get high!", you're supposed to say, "Let's go to my place!" Dimwit! Deny when you're naked!
When you can't get a date.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
What's with the kale on the menu?!? No wonder he's not getting a date!
Just plain weird
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Yeah, without! The shell tends to get caught in my teeth!
Soon to be.. anyway
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Getting your own cow, Ron?
Some people
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Who, me?!?
Can't argue with science
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
Besides these, & a few fork-lifts, we had a couple of electric pallet jacks when I worked at the Footlocker warehouse in Phoenix. Considering that warehouse was about a block long, those suckers came in handy! & they were fun as hell! They didn't raise the load much more than the manual did, we used the forklifts for that, but they could get you from one end to the other in no time! Even had a horn to alert the pedestrians!
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:
GROAN!!! We need a groan emoji, badly!
Gotta stay healthy
phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:
Run, Yvonne, run!
Simply amazing
phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:
So, you just can't use penicillin? Or is the brain damage congenital & the lesions something you picked up from the cows? Inquiring minds want to know!
Big difference
phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:
& that's not in the cards for most of us! (Definitely stole this one!)

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