Tin man is at it again.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2021:

If he's been drinking Bud Light, how the heck did he get drunk???

Small window of opportunity, goose it or loose it.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2021:

Is Satin her Stage name or real name???

What a horrible thought! :-D

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2021:

Recycle, re-use...

I’ve been searching for the right words to describe her.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2021:

Stunning!

I hope I never get the call to join this party

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2021:

I'm just a snarky old man, seldom get angry.

Me during the winter.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2021:

Thanks! You just reminded me it's nap-time!

Lmao funny

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2021:

Just call him "Mud" back.

Then there were also the scratches because of bad attempts.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2021:

My friends & I would do it while incredibly high just to prove we could handle it. I always kicked the volume down to zero before-hand & then would turn it up after landing. No one ever caught on!

Swallowing some Scrabble tiles.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2021:

Or constipation (triple word score!)

Beauty is in the eye of the sculpture.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Sorta like...

There is No Hope for Humanity. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Dude! You totally surprise me! You're NOT a Climate-Change denier??? Whodda thunk?!? I saw this one, & it's still great, surprised you saw it as OAN wouldn't have recommended it!

Beep, beep!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Could be that dang chicken (trying to cross the road!).

An eloquent pie chart

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Accurate & easy to read!

But you will still need to keep airbags in your front pockets.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

BTW, thought you might be interested...

But you will still need to keep airbags in your front pockets.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

The CDC also recommends brains & a genuine sense of humor before Posting Memes, so there's that.

RichieO posted this in Critical Thinking group but I thought it funny enough for this group too! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Love it!

I'm choosing number 2.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Neither, it's Casual Friday!

Do they serve Klingon beer?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Obviously the...Space Bar!

Just the classic combination of short skirt and looooooooooong legs.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

"Wrap your legs around me, honey, hold me tight..."

Most sense I've heard all day

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

This may help...(Borrowed from @tinkercreek & the 50+ Group)

Just like Fidel

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Do you think he'd actually get out in front of anything if there is any risk to himself?

Next time learn to spell

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

At least put a rubber-ball horn on it for him!

Maybe, but worth it.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Say what you will about those brats, they're absolutely correct!

Unfortunately true

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Didn't it always? I thought that was bachelor sanitation!

Definitely him lmao

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Coupled w/ chlamydia & turtle toe!

Shame he didn't do that

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

That would have made the night unforgettable!

Be very careful

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

What triggers him? Squirrels???

No kidding that's me

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Yeah, except I keep driving it because I can't trade it in. The warranty for this old heap expired some time ago, can't get that extended, but I still get constant calls for my car!

Gaetz and Greene are going on a nationwide tour to call out RINOs.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

The Extremist Express - it may not be as colorful as yours, but is more 'family friendly'!

Must visit here, Hebden Bridge that is!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

With a name like Cornholme they might want to consider the history of their "good, god-fearing-xtian village"!!!

This just keeps getting better -

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Love 'em all, & you're right, they just kept on getting better!

I'm at my posing weight

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

It all makes sense, now!

Priorities and recognition

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

You are mostly right, but I find I need Late Night Hosts to get balanced news from, rather than politicians. & I often find myself needing good music to get me thru a down time or to help motivate me in some tasks.

Goose got a ride along

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

GOOSE: And a trout...

Does this cross the line?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Cross the line? Do they have to race before they fool around???? Naw, I know what you mean, & I don't think so, & I'm a Mod here. Is it in bad taste? Sure, but see our Masthead, handed down by our absent but not forgotten Founder. "Bad taste is encouraged, but not mandatory."

Poster for Alabama shark week

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Where's its MAGA cap???

That is about right

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2021:

I don't really like that exchange rate...

Good use of new figures

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2021:

I so hope that's bleach Faucci has there...

That is funny

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2021:

I often shit when I hear you're in the neighborhood...does that count???

She has been sayin but nobody is lookin.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2021:

She looks nothing like the girl in the video...

I don't mind if you do mind...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Hasenpfeffer....gesundheit!

whatever you do don't google it.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Well, maybe it was a Cosby puddin' pop!

I HATE mornings!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2021:

They work hard for the worm-y, so hard for the worm-y...

I doubt she's ever actually been to a psychiatrist, but still sounds like something she might say ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2021:

It sure does sound like something both she & a psychiatrist would say!

LeVar Burton schools Meghan McCain on 'cancel culture' - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Such a classy guy giving such a measured response to such an entitled twit.

The lie! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Hey! That's my line!!!

Old Bluey, complete with his long grey beard and shoulder length grey hair is out in his 'tinnie' ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Life of Brian...I mean Bluey!

Good question I laugh At the gravy seals

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Laugh & SMH.

So it appears that Four Seasons Total Landscaping is trending because the FBI just served a search ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I can see Giuliani living in a garage/warehouse hanging from the rafters.

Genuine cat love

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Followed by, "Now feed me!"

I remember that too

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Love it!

I'll be gentle!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Strap-on, strap-off...the Strapper!

The wheels on the bus go round and round....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Yep, anti-vax at it's....best?????

A key to maintaining one's youth is the consumption of water.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I have a feeling maintaining that youth would take much more than just water!

Jeez, now that you mention it! 😆

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

He really does!

Loser...😆

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Ooops...now you'll get traded in for a dog!

As if we didn’t need more information about the sickness and lack of all decency by the NRA chief.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

What an absolutely disgusting couple!

Fun place to visit

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Another way of saying "Netflicks & chill"???

Rudy is Back in the News! [nytimes.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

To go with that...

Oops, my bad...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

That guy is just sooooo creepy.

The whole country would be vaccinated!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I'd be vaccinated a whole bunch of times!

How those fun little bubble machines got invented.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Going to change the atmosphere there when those bubbles pop!

being under 5'2" I object! lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2021:

My Mom & my 3 sisters are all under 5'. Believe me, you don't want to get them mad!

Based on another post I saw earlier! 🙄

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

In that case I have nothing to say...

Evolution strike's again! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Let's make sure our drivers don't suffer in the event of an accident, or even a fast, sudden stop. Let's be sure they're taken out quickly!

Well he asked! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Nobody thinks that is just a strange place to kiss that, statue or no???

I didn't even know they could drive!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I doubt they're driving compacts...

They should! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

So glad I made that decision beforehand. The little buggers can get so sloppy when they cry!

This reminded me of a post I just saw. Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Thanks, I needed that!!!! LOL

The latest on Floriduh man.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Oh, that, unfortunately, is definitely not made up...

USDA Calls Republican Claims of Biden Planning Meat Ban a Fabrication: The U.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Here's a take on the whole batch of idiocy...

Parenting experiences

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Think of it as evolution in action...

HAWKSHAW.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Ah, so he was close in time to Edgar Allen Poe on "Detective Stories" (i.e.; "Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Gold Bug", et al). Not familiar w/ Taylor - have you read any of his works, or Mager's? (not familiar with his work either).

A code to live by!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I want that tee!

Deep thoughts again!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Naw, die kicking & screaming in the middle of the office & give your fellow workers an excuse to go home early. It's the best parting gift you can give!

Fuck it, I couldn't wait! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Oh, I hope you don't have cats!

Haven't a clue what it means but it is very poetic.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Honestly, I've always been more impressed by machines that run smoothly, effectively & as quiet as possible. When I was a kid I remember a story about how Rolls used to quality test their cars as they came off their mostly hand-made lines - they would put a 5 pence coin (or whatever their equivalent to a nickel was) edge on on the hood & then start & rev her. If the coin fell, the car didn't pass. Now, true or not, that impressed me!

Now we know why she let go

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Or,....

She must be a brown noser.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Again, it means I haven't showered in a while...(see previous post).

Nothing like the smell of warm toasty nuts

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2021:

If my nuts start smelling like banana-nut bread it means I haven't showered in a while...

Another one I just found

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

& of course it was on the internet!

One for the road

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Not near the first time a car has been stolen with a child inside. Seldom does the thief return to berate the Mom, tho.

New Titanosaur Species Unearthed in Chile: [sci-news.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Thanks!

this one got a giggle out of me..then again, I am easily entertained

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Anyone but you!

Black soldiers were harrassed by a white woman at an IHOP.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Obviously *way* too much caffeine! Plus a lack of decency, brain cells & common sense. At least we have the video & I hope she is outed & doxxed.

Which one is you

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Alive...

Weather report for this week

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Sounds like Denver.

Now I know what Eric had against crocs

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

I don't even want to know what that "handle" is for!

FEDERAL CANNABIS CHANGES 4/26/2021 Another new poll found that a supermajority of Americans ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Good for Sen Booker

A day late

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

November 3, 2020

Lessons learned

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

A fine line, eh?

Welcome to Walmart

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Baby got no-back...

I wouldn't want front row tickets at this performance

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

I wouldn't want to be there at all!

Captain Marvel

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Lovely!

Kendra Roll

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Just beautiful!

Too cute...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

It's over there, no, now there, wait, there...

Monday morning chuckle...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Now he's a proctologist!

I have to be at work in a few hours! 😔🙄

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Want me to carry that for you?!?! ;-)

How to make the religious Christians freak out.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Do this outside a large mega-church, like right after an Easter service for maximum results!

Solicitude: care or concern for someone or something Since joining this group I have become more ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2021:

I'll admit, most of the pomp & ceremony do nothing for me. & the thought of an inherited ruling class I find viscerally repugnant, especially so as in most cases it has been closely linked to religion. I have nothing personal against any of the British Royals, but I also do not personally recognize their legitimacy. Must be the Yank in me - bending a knee to anything or anybody is anathema.