Thursday Groaner sorry

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

No, you're in trouble now for that Post! LOL

Yours too

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

I wish mine still had some bounce...

Big surprise

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

As long as 'IT' doesn't pop out!

Oops wrong one

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

That would actually do more good than pissing on the 'wound'!

The real reason

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

That's my story & I'm stickin' to it!

Now that's funny

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Love it! Perfect!

How big must the problem be to need this sign?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Actually this probably needs to go up in the cubicles/offices of all middle-management.

CNN Contributor RIPS "United States of Arrogance" - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Yep.

How to avoid mixing metaphors

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Throw in a few more pseudo-scientific words & this could be a Deepak Chopra lecture!

Government control is government control no mater what you call it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I call it government control...

Xtianity encourages me to become more devilish?[agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

So, between letting jebus enter one, & beating off the devil...lot's of sex for such sexually restrained folk!

Government control is government control no mater what you call it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Uh, I call it government control...

Even if it is piss I think Bryan is a better deal....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Yeah, poor taste, but not in as bad a taste as founding a religion!

I think many things confuse them...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Here's an example of the latter...

Strange pattern found inside world’s largest atom smasher has physicists excited: ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Physicists love this stuff! The more a challenge to the accepted theories, the more excited they get! Gotta love science!

Not sure if the cat is a friend or not.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

The cat is just there for the tea.

Nice jingle!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

By 'Men Without Pants'.

7, maybe 8...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Probably #8. I might've added #9, but with my neck issues...

What the actual duck??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I do not want to kn ow where this is. I do not want to know who may use (or, especially re-use) this. As a matter of fact, @scurry , I don't even know if I want to know you right now!!! LOL

This is going to take forever! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Can't wait to see the instructions!

I want to date my kettle now! Lol!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Wanna bet on how many xtians will see jebus, instead?

Wash those paw's twice! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Never know what those creatures have been into!

I've been called worse!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Burn!

He is crying

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I don't think that's Kanye, I think it's this guy, Anthony Anderson.

Appropriated from FB.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

It's all he's had & all he'll ever be!

Good deal!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Ah, I miss the good ol' days when you could just drag them by the hair...

I'm not eating that.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

So, you spit it out instead of swallowing???

What did i just read?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I would have thought this would have been a Marine stunt, but thinking on it, I think the Marine would not have thought of that substitute & would have instead tried to fart in the interlock system. Also, for a First Class, he should have been able to hold his liquor better. Must have been Stateside too long.

Distorted views of Florida. This is more true than you know!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Gov DeSantis crowed about opening up the State, just before Spring Break. &, that police "riot" was in Miami Beach...

Poopsidazy.. there goes the baby!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

I am so happy to see the "Obvious Plant" logo on that!

Geezer Laughs du Jour How many of these situations have you encountered? ?Myself? - Seven!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

One for me, a few of them w/ my Mom. I'll likely get there.

I wonder just who is pulling Biden's strings. Corporate dems for a start. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Vox

3 Images... FYI: I Googled Weaponized Penguins for this group.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Invaders in tuxedos! How terrifying, & stylish!

Or, even better, give them some of that fake scripture cash.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Well they are smart, they keep the kids penned up together. I'd put them in the basement, tho.

Lagomorph LA-gə-morf Part of speech: noun Origin: Latin, 1880s 1: a mammal of the order ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Hasenpfeffer anyone?

I defied advice :(

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Sure, sure, that's the reason...

My love life in a picture

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

It's too bad the tree isn't hugging him back. Who does he think he is, Cuomo?

Bible 2.0...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Somebody nuke the creep!

Hurry up man!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Go use the local McDonalds!

Gurl!!! Do it!!!! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Ah, a true Slayer Fan! LOL!

He's gonna use the Bible as evidence, but no word if he plans to call any of the key players as ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Well, I guess there is no real Statute of Limitations for murder, but, he was "lawfully" charged, tried & convicted under the laws & terms of that time. Let's face it, he was a rabble rouser & charlatan, if nothing else. The punishment may have been over the top, but, he made his cross, I guess he had to hang on it!

Note: I am NOT the OP.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Please don't tell me you started beating off to John Cleese during his "Silly Walk' sketch!

Gruntled

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

& 'disgruntled' seems to only be used when one is talking about a serial killer or mass murderer. I actually think a more powerful adjective should be used - - like batshit-crazy...

Airforce...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

They can be mean & aggressive bastards! Of course, if you're old enough to actually be in the Service, you should have figured this shit out already!

FUCKING SLAYER!!!!!! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

I may just become a fan!!!

Mafia bosses never commit murders themselves. They tell their button men to pull the trigger.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

I'd say "Instigator-in-Chief'. He may be out of Office, but his rhetoric lingers. (as does the stench of his corruption!)

We had time, weather and normally a 15 sec commercial

phxbillcee comments on Mar 23, 2021:

"At the tone the time will be...'**Time to get a fuckin' watch! Don't ever call here again, you cheap bastard!!**'

Another jewel from oh- high -uh! [rawstory.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

"Gee, how will I ever find coffee anywhere else?", I said from my seat at Dunkin'.

Take that! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Did you bring enough for everybody???

Conspiracy theorists! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Sure, sure..it's ok. Just lie down over here & take these pills.

Fuckla Fucky.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Fuck Fucknes...that works!

Some Slayer humor! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

This is definitely a @MichelleGar1 Meme! WTG, gurl!

No they don't! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

I like mine better...

Flat earthers! 🙄

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Well, now I'm convinced!

Corndags, anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Can;t spell, can't add!

When some are convinced the narrative is false.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

So f'n' true!

No imagination at all...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Fishy tasting hamburger?

That's what I thought! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

The "penetrated the stronghold" part is fine, It's that "broke open..." part that seems to be self defeating!

It's. A. Joke!! Simmer Down.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

If we keep going the way we are in the States, that whole joke may be switched around, tho if the U.S. goes down the tubes, likely our neighbors will, too.

Start 'em young.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

In many places they do. Europe, much of it, it is a staple on the dinner table. Not so much in Puritan America.

Abecedarian adjective arranged in alphabetical order.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Would abecedarian also be an onomatopoeia?

I'll wait for the next one! Cartoon credit: the Chronicle Herald's Bruce MacKinnon.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

I got the Pfizer at the VA (well, my first, 2nd is on the 30th). I did ask which one, & it's on the card, but I wouldn't have refused the Moderna, J&J or even the Astra Zeneca.

And the the cat stopped typing momentarily...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Absolutely brilliant. I see a Pulitzer in her future!

One of you singles needs to wife her

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

I'll take her on as a live-in maid. But, I won't make her cook bacon like that!

WTF??!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

May as well mix your booze w/ pickle juice, I guess. Yeech!

Jupiter is much different than most of us realize

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Thanks!

Church and state

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Just as Socialism is evil, unless it's for Corporations!

Exactly! Lol!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Every time I hear "little man in a boat" I'm reminded of the Ty-D-Bowl commercials!

Trickle down economics

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Maybe a diagram will help...

True Facts: The Hummingbird Warrior - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Humming Beards? Oh, this guy is very strange...

Another Song for Covid [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I've seen this before, & it still cracks me up!

And also loves QANON!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Oh, I so hope this is the "final" product. I, unfortunately have less faith in the electorate than I ever have. Add to that the number of States fucking w/ election laws... We may end up w/ worse, as hard as that is to believe.

Trump supporter on the radio [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

LOL! Steven's hung up - Oh My dog! Hilarious!

Dude's got it all backwards!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

If one is Hindu, it all has to be a bit confusing.

Police Check point in Ireland [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I caught like 1 word in 10! Well, I'm Irish-American, not Irish!

True Facts: Help The Bats! - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

This has been popping up on my YT feed for a few weeks now, & I've yet to watch it, just because I have so many other "science" Sites/Channels that I frequent. So, now, I'll skip it here, too! No, I'll get to it soon, tho I do question, if it is "science" why you would Post it here & not in my "Science..." Group? Stern look ensues! LOL

I'll Bet That No One Here Is Surprised! [slate.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

This quote says so much right here...(sorry I have to break this up, won't let me Copy here)

WOW!!!! Lol!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Anybody ever hear of SaranWrap or tinfoil?

But I love Black Metal! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Sorry, but it describes too many of them so well. Angsty teens too angry to play emo! LOL

What the.........

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Cousins, identical cousins all the way...

Think I'll pass on these chips

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I'd say you were wrong. I've got all the dick I need (even if I'd like a little more girth, & length, & stamina - LOL), Now, give me Bag of Pussy...

Quiddity KWID-ə-dee Part of speech: noun Origin: Latin, 14th century 1: The inherent nature...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

The word in not as odd as the examples are!

seen on Facebook

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

LMFAO!

Foozle verb (used with or without object) to bungle; play clumsily.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Used in a sentence: tRump may have appeared to foozle at politics, but it still seemed to work for him.

Saw this at a restaurant last night. My Mom said, "Why does that oar say either on it?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

not

George knew what was what.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

We miss you, George!

Been there, done that... many times..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Did that & more in that damn van!

Jeebus fucking christ, just pay the lady.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I might pay to see that...jeebus fucking christ, that is! LOL

There is that...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

As brilliant as he was, & as he thought he was (whole story or three there), old Oscar wasn't always right. I think that is more a 'deepety' than anything, actually. Funny strip, tho.

The only flavor left on the shelf... wonder why.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I can think of quite a few folks that would go for this!

I think I found the oldest story of them all, though it is almost not a story.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Thanks! I really like Eons, as you can probably guess by many of my Posts in this Group.

Pretty much, and too much money.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

John Cleese is such a breath of fresh air.

Stupid Flanders

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

No sillier than any other religion, I guess. I think all the "Founders" of religions were doing 'shrooms!

More (Florida) Exceptionalism: [dailykos.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Disgusting, but not surprising...especially not in FL!

Happy Sunday!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

She is most surely a natural redhead!

Stay anti-social. Save lives.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

But, we do know there's a bunch of idjits out there, so just good advice all around!

Now that's really funny

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

& they can have this hand sign back...

Let's see that in church lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

After a bit of BDSM first, of course!

The dog

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

If you're a Fundie Moron you'll need a bigger trunk!

Sunday morning challenge...........keep your eyes on the lovely doggy! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Big dogs are fine, but it's the "and that" that's interesting!