I went into a diabetic coma just thinking about this

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

I thought I was going to throw up in my mouth a little bit, but then I thought it would taste just like that milk....well, it got worse from there!

Rabbits are going to rabbit, even on Easter. Add your own caption

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

We found the coca farm!

A pillow fight with death?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

OK, I'll say it...groan...

The National Debt: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Just wait until you get to John's Ted Cruz poem! Loved it!

Right then, if god really exists, is everything else just a joke? :-D

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Well, I see no reason to think that any god exists, but it's still very possible that everything else is just a joke. & if not *just* a joke, at least *also* a joke!

half-alive- What's Wrong : [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Nice!

As it’s been brought to my attention that it’s Allan Clark of The Hollies’ birthday ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

& such a young Graham Nash!

Dove Cameron

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Alright young lady, hands up! Now assume the position!

For the boomers here

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Yep, that desk would have done a whole lotta good!

Make it so...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Really so much truth in one little meme. Good one, Bro! (Also stolen!!!)

Great cover of the Rolling Stones’ Paint It Black .

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

& now for something completely different...

Yeah pretty good chance

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

& I wouldn't touch the one on the door, either...it could be an ex!

So pleased easter is past.......

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

As Martin Luther said,...

New Easter tradition ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Went from just hangin' around to a real swinger!

Evidence of Antarctic glacier's tipping point confirmed: [sciencedaily.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Can't say we didn't see this coming.

You know you need an Easter joke.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

That's most xtians for ya'!

Better schools needed

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Well, they're not wrong...

Sounds Logical

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

So, he's a zombie then???

Thought of someone on this one, apologies in advance

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

We need the Witch Doctor to get that demon out of that pig!

Funny Roomba Cat!!! Rides roomba hoover like a boss! - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Eventually this'll get me to the litter box. I can wait.

Opinions and facts are two different things.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Preach it, Brother!

It really does! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Yeah, don't use a Don McClean CD. Dull as hell!

Nata Lee is a perfect 10

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

That she is!

Happy Easter!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

What have you been smoking this morning? LOL

Happy Easter. Oddities style.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Only dangerous if one has diabetes!

Pipe sale tomorrow!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Once upon a time I used stranger things!

The brain child of the WD.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

& amazingly, after this zombie apocalypse not one contemporary report was ever recorded. Pretty blase' bunch of folks, don't ya' think?!?

Pocket full of nails or just glad to see me..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

& you'd be able to tell. I mean they do say he was "hung" on that cross!

Pretty well defines it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

I so hope the "stick a fork in him, he's done" trope applies here. Too often pols get away with anything.

Sounds like party time

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Waiting for the Rob Zombie movie to come out!

Pin On Church Bake Sale Ideas

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2021:

& the cookies have *actually* risen!

Where’d he go?!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Mr. Hey-zeus no here. Twelve men they take his body, say will be great "April Fool" joke. They laugh long time.

Good job atheists!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

No surprise that white evangelicals fare the least well.

(This one's for @Marionville!) Take On Me by A ha | In Depth Story of 80s Classic | The New ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

& here we go...

Tom Petty's Label Thought It Was a Joke, He Proved Them WRONG | Professor of Rock [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

So, here we go...

I would do this, but I'm a bit too apathetic :D [scontent.fbne6-1.fna.fbcdn.net]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Meh...(LOL)

Jealousy, thy name is Fido...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Don't lie, I can smell her on you!!!

Ummm, yes....I "fell"

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Hopefully it was good shit!

It's scary when a car backfires but WTF! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Boy, the shit really hit the man, there!

Easter bunny surprise.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

& that's how religions begin...

Once, it was a common name.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

I'll be the first to say it...groan! ;-)

Based on a true story.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Shouldn't that puke be green???

Listening to this Classic 70s Duo Will Make You SMARTER | Professor of Rock [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

So, here it is, Steely Dan - "Do It Again"...

What percentage of us think this is sexy?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

I'm a child of the '60's. Many girls/women went 'au naturale'. & this one is beautiful.

Goes to show what can happen when you leave the bedroom door open.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

& for idiocy like this he's a "Famous Scholar"???

Atomic Rooster - Introduction/Breathless [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

& one more from the same album...

Gotta love March.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

For most, yes, but I live in Phoenix. In the 90's (F) today & likely 100 tomorrow! We know what's coming!

The new Sequel!! But it sucks!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Love the album!

SciShow - Why Don't We Have Nuclear Fusion Power Yet? [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

& a bit more on the subject...

I don’t discriminate.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

I'm not choosy on flavor, either!

Sorry. I'll leave now.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

I must be trans-rich!

Bobtail BAHB-teyl Part of speech: noun Origin: Middle English, mid 16th century 1: A docked ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

"...I'll bet my money on the bobtail nag, somebody bet on the bay."

Happy woman, happy Saturday

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Great...smile!

I have eaten and cooked with Medlar and it is very tasty, have any other members tried it ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

I might try a jam from this fruit, & maybe even the gin, but I honestly can't see going through the whole 'bletting' process.

There's the Oxford comma and...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

I've, always, gotten, a kick, out of, this, meme...

Archie Comics as accurate as the Simpsons?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Just about spot-on, tho the styles are a bit off. It is sort of eerie how often the Simpson's have been so close, or even dead-on, with some of their 'predictions'.

Cute costume ideas for Easter....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

What do you expect, it is a rabbit!

They should really find a better place to hide those eggs....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Let the whole family get probed!

Crap I hate it when that happens....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Well, he's always saying he wants to 'be in us'.

So obvious.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Huge f'n' rabbit! I think I would have killed that beast outright to make sure it died!

Follow me for more delicious recipes!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

I feel the same way about abandoned (or purloined) babies!

And good riddance too...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Oh, if only we had the sense to run god belief off the planet!

Did you ever wonder where in the story the Easter Bunny comes from?...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Makes as much sense as much of the rest of that story.

What has four letters

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

You are absolutely correct (which has 7 letters).

THE EVANGELICAL RIGHT AND THE GOP, THE REAL CANCEL CULTURE: [united-cats.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Being "American" has not only changed & is changing, just like the rest of the world has & is, it is not up to just one group to define what that is. We all do collectively. A good part of that, tho seldom lived up to, is 'live & let live'. I don't insist the religious give up their unsupported beliefs. I don't insist the Right stop watching FauxNews, tho I wish they'd switch up once in awhile (I still remember a few years ago that a number of surveys showed that viewers of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show" had a much more accurate knowledge of current events & facts than FauxNews viewers did!) Too many of these folk feel threatened, but it is the political side of the Right that stokes these fears. It won't get better any time soon.

One more Bernie meme

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I wouldn't try moving him until he's ready. He can be a stubborn cuss!

VOLTSwagen?!!! [cnbc.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Good April Fool's prank & good marketing, too!

That is so much like a cat

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

A Classic! I love this one!

This Mystifying Underwater Blob Is Filled With Mucus And Thousands of Squid Eggs: ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I've seen articles on the "Blobs", but I think this is the first that actually got some proof, rather than just speculation. Thanks for the article.

Fire Red Friday (Please don't judge too harshly my amateurish attempt at drawing on a bikini.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Yeah, I can guess what your other hand was doing!!! LOL

I think i would have to say Elvis but Freddie is a close second.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I agree w/ @Beowulfsfriend. Jimi or Buddy. A few others I wouldn't mind seeing, for sure. The only 'could care less' is the overrated Don McLean. "American Pie" is boring & whiny.

Hmmm. Who can she be?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

We know what Dad's been watching!

Meanwhile on the couch

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

That's what happens when you mix myths together!

Right tool for the job

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

The man knows his stuff!

NO. IT'S NOT ME! 🤣

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I just want the Admin of the Group to severely discipline anyone who doesn't like my Postings & leave flattering Responses. Thanking you in advance...

Well! What would you do? :-D

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I think even right way 'round it would have the same effect!

Anthea Page

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

She seems like a lot of fun!

Cute rabbit.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

New twist on the old 'fox in sheep's clothing' bit!

Remember it's still a little cold around here.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Have to wait until Monday...have fun in prison!!!

So that's what he means! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Well, of course! Division of labor...so, I'll get up from this video game when you spot the dragon. I'm in training right now!

Somebody has an attitude.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Even the bibble can't get this right...

You cannot trust what big companies tell you.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

You stretched it to 3 days?!?!

Happy birthday, Emmylou Harris Emmylou and lark Knopfler sing Speedway at Nazareth [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

You beat me to it! There's also this compilation...

One in every crowd!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Every cat has "a little bit evil" in them. Nature of the beast.

What am I looking......

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I see tRump!

Another embarrassing moment! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Was it one of those ribbed ones??? LOL

At least chocolate exists

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I don't think I totally agree. I don't think any part of those bogus promises are sweet!

Trump-loving GOP candidate says God thinks she's 'cute': 'I've got this high-powered brain that ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

She almost makes MT Green look sane...almost!

And waiting.. and waiting..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

I'm pretty sure he's a no-show.

And catching some rays, he was starting to look a little pale.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Hilarious!

Alhambra Honey

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Wish they had cropped that photo just a bit less!

Therapy came early for these two little tots.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Hell, that scares me!

In honor of the day, April 1st.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

& an added bonus for today...

Remember Tia Carrere?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Among other things, "Wayne's World".

Peep Peep.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Isn't she sweet.

The Spaghetti Harvest, Aired by BBC News on April 1 1957 🍝😂 [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

This may help...

The Spaghetti Harvest, Aired by BBC News on April 1 1957 🍝😂 [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Are you sure this wasn't done by the "Carry On..." folks?!? (if any still remember them)

I forgot a B-Day from yesterday.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Always have to add this one, too...just so f'n' cool!

Kaiser Chiefs. - The Nerve. Love these guys from Leeds. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

What's the date on the release of this?

Second of "Great Singer/Songwriter" Series.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 1, 2021:

& an extra...