Context is everything...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

As the saying goes, "To assume makes an ass out of you, & me mad." LOL

Christopher Titus [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Haven't seen much of him in awhile. I liked this. Thanks!

Not the best name

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I doubt any of those guys even know where it's located!

There's no conspiracy theorist like an old conspiracy theorist! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

He just had to be sure, you never know...

Think again

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Ah, one of our reptilian overlords, I surmise.

Absolutely not

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

That cover charge is too steep for me!

I love the way monochrome brings out textures

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Poor girl looks like she could use a nap. I volunteer my bed!

Humans in a nutshell

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Yep, easy is seldom the best way to go.

Trump's Venal Legacy live on!: [npr.org]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

& tRump didn't help at all, w/ his "Wuhan Flu" & related "witticisms".

But, he loves you and he needs money, lots and lots of money

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Love Cyanide & Happiness!

Need this

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

& while you're at it, a bottle of Jameson!

Wednesday morning cuteness

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Will take awhile to grow into those ears!

Daisy is compelling

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Sounds like a healthy black Lab, to me! But, then again, I "don't see color"! LOL

When talent is limited to music

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I accept poetic license in art forms.

Open for debate!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I have a Super-Soaker!

Vintage Navajo Moose

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Oy Vey, indeed! LOL

A memory from last year!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2021:

As they gathered in the store, healthy masks they never wore...

El Paso, TX today, the wind! Ugh!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2021:

In some places the Dust Bowl never ended.

Israeli experts announce discovery of more Dead Sea scrolls

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Hopefully the plundering will cease. This doesn't help so many other sites around the world, tho.

More disgusting Repugs in our government.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2021:

& it's just absurd that these Neo-Nazis cry "Jews will not replace us." when, counting all 'possible' Jews, Secular & Practicing, the top number is @6.7 million, a small fraction of the population. This whole 'Anti-semitism' trope is ridiculous & should have been gone after WWII, not a part of American politics now. So dis-heartening.

A threesome for mom....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Sort of 'upgraded' Yo' Mama jokes.

LMAO Tucker just got bent over and nailed like he deserves... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Tucker is such a douche-canoe. I have a few videos on him in my "Late Night..." Group, including the one above.

They will all drill you

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Fun w/ Venn diagrams...

Eye test lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Well, she does have beautiful eyes, too!

Welp. That took a turn.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Yeah, did not see that last one coming.

To Kill a Mockingbird

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

12 Angry Men, Bladerunner, Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Cabin in the Woods, Total Recall, TLOTR. I think those are the only that have hit 5 times or more.

You tell 'em Ricky

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Gervais is great!

How social media works....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Like a conversation w/ a theist. Hear what you want & misrepresent & assume the rest.

Try not to be too judgey, you have to do whatever necessary to get out of jail.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Hey, baby, ready to take me home?

Even the traffic is seeing more action than I am

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Obviously you need a big fat weiner to get that tight taco!

What a bunch of....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

One reason I haven't visited FB in over a year.

Mnemonic.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I didn't see your post in "Science, Health & History Tidbits", has it been some time since you posted?

Wait. What?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

That guys name is an anagram of "Ayn Rand, 'y'?"

I always wondered what the veterinarian did with them ...[agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Local pound oysters.

I'm reminded of the poem Trees, by Joyce Kilmer...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

I believe that is one of those Ents that went wild & feral. Don't light a match, whatever you do.

Would you care for a spot of tea?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

& either one of them will gnaw your foot off at the ankle. Don't let appearances fool you!

Timely... ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Or, live in a place like AZ, where you just have to worry about what time it is at your out-of-state friend's place.

This Is What Everyone Gets Wrong About Cats - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Can't post it here, so will do so down there...(don't know why)

For that heavenly scent above and below..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Wonder what that 'steaming' actually involves if it gets a 'god yes' response! Or, maybe it's that "& more"!

When he said she wanted to get nailed, he took it to the next level.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

I'm afraid I'd burst into flame if I laid on that (& especially if I laid on it!)

Some umfortunate titles....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Well, I did read 1 of them. (I'll leave it to the student to figure out which one, & no, it didn't have the letter "D" in the title, smartasses!)

Summer is just around the corner

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

& I guess some find this...attractive????

For every caution on a label, some idiot had to do it first and now everyone on the shallow end of ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Get ready for your Darwin Award!

Get ready ladies...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

If this is the "new normal" I may actually be able to get a date!

Nooooo say it isn't so... I want my heavy metal and those infamous pot parties.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

I'm still searching for that Lycanthropy!

Put a helmet on that soldier

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Every sperm is sacred...

The weird worms of Australia’s abyss: [australiangeographic.com.au]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

So much more to be found in the deep oceans.

Who is planning to attend?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Direct deposit, thanks.

Forward, back, forward, back seems like someone screwed up.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

I don't know. Those birds can be mean!

Saharan Sunday

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Why do I feel I'm being stared at twice?

I don’t think the devil or JC were involved, it is obviously a case of stupidity exceeding ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Stupidity & youth are my conclusions. Trying to be daring & wicked & found out she converted instead!

Smart builder

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2021:

In what part of TX do you live?

TV remotes & charging cables.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2021:

1/4" off of one leg of every chair.

Don't forget to set your rocks forward .... ....[agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2021:

A classic!

No takers.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2021:

If you don't play, you can't win

"Witches going to their Sabbath" 1878, by Luis Ricardo Falero.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Looks like some of the parties I attended in college.

Don't ask?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Cold, bro, so cold.

Give me an answer.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2021:

I can't help. I'm male, tho it might be expected, I just don't have that ability. (& now, let the rants begin!)

They should make an alarm clock that...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Except for a leg cramp!

we all know its true

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2021:

So had to "borrow" this! Love it!

Great pick up line! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Actually, I found it quite liberating!

Wow! They do use real beef😳

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

& if you'll look a bit further to the right, you'll see the horses!

That’s one woke puppy

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Wait, I don't have (insert body part here). {yeah, I see the tail, & if we use colloquialisms my answer still applies!}

so that’s how it works

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

I didn't know FauxNews had a game show?!?

Vote Now!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Yeah, tho I like them, the donuts have to go!

Rrrrroll-up-the-rim... Canadians will get it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Well, they modified it, this year.

🎶 They left their balls in Mira Largo....🎶

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

I hear that often follows after a loss of a spine.

Never seems to be on time...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

@waitingforgodo will love this!

Yes, those are chickens,

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

I really miss "The Far Side"! (& Calvin & Hobbes" & "Bloom County")

All Muzzies are required to have at least one trip to Mecca in their lifetimes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

At least it beats the alternative way, strapping bombs on oneself!

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

I almost believe this, at least, it wouldn't totally surprise me from our former stable genius.

Positive Vibes!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Strange, not doing anything for me. Not even a craving for KFC...

The truth revealed....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Some of the Repugnantan pols are still pushing that story. The delusion is strong with them, or... just so used to lying.

That's a new one lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Just as a reminder, The Non-Prophets airs Sunday at 3:00 PM Central on the ACA YT channel! (Unfortunately, this was not a paid endorsement!)

Sure seems that way

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Tough to tell which is Dumb & which is Dumber.

No words needed:

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

I'm waiting for the elevator!

True Dat! 😄

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Yep, we say 'fuck that', we try to 'fuck that' & if something is working we 'fuck that'.

I'll show myself out...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Love it!

The stable genius

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

"Don't look directly at the eclipse." tRump, "You mean that?"

THE LAND OF FALSE PRIDE I get a kick out of this each time.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Is this India's QAnon?

This one only took me a few seconds... Please don't spoil it for others in the comments.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Found it!

A head's up would have been nice!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2021:

What the hell is that word salad in the response?

New jebus incarnation

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Does this mean we need silver nails?

Doctor must know her

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Ah, terms of endearment from one's doctor.

Not sure I would try this on guests, at least not without some stringent vetting.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2021:

I guess it's accurate, tho.

Late Night with Seth Meyers Fox News Defends Piers Morgan and Pepe Le Pew as COVID Bill Passes: ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2021:

& Piers Morgan is a dick, & has been for years (maybe forever!) F him! & obviously F Tucker, too! Yeah, rich people are oppressed! What a fuckin' joke!

Austin, TX., Fighting back! [cbsnews.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

I have never been a fan of TX (sorry Michelle), but if I ever did live there it would be Austin (seat of the ACA) or maybe El Paso (hope that makes up for it a bit, @MichelleGar1 !). No place else!

Too many obligations, so little nap time! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

My bathroom is one of the few doors I close on her. Mostly to keep in the habit of closing to save the TP!

About time he did something useful....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

For a second I thought he was passing a bong!

Physicists Just Made The Smallest Gravitational Field Measurement Ever: [sciencealert.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Excellent! Thanks!

CATS 404 Part 1

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

LOL! 'Feline Fanatics' should love this, too!

Yeah, dis me, go ahead...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

70 degrees F = 294.26 K, btw

Skills....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Skill in either raises the skill level in the other.

Personally I prefer German sausages but then the royal family's blood-line is mostly German! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Well, I'm part German, but I don't think you're my type.

Smart woman

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Stolen, or rather, "borrowed".

pray for the poor kid.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Could the demon be named Laziness???

Everytime I see one!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

I've learned not to "bother" any animals, even mine. Cats especially tend to let you know if they're not happy.

Do you mind? Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

How "accommodating".

Deep thoughts! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Somewhat like the new elements discovered...

Building IKEA furniture whilst high:

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Are you kidding? Even when perfectly sober!