Is that why...? LOL

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

There's a reason they call it "practicing" medicine!

Hidden treasure for the next homeowner.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Somebody found my hiding place!

I can relate...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Oh, I so relate!

I don't do fishing. Does anyone here know?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

There's a fish in the picture???

Honeymoon (un)excitement

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

I honestly couldn't imagine being either party in this. Awkward just doesn't cover it.

Mmmmm Papi! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Would be so nice if that "Dad-Bod" thing was really a thing. More like wishful thinking on our part.

Coming Home to Roost?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Can't happen soon enough!

Could you live here?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Probably not for me, tho stunning. I had to check myself, tho. When you said "Colonials bore me..." my first thought was of the royal family dissing Meghan! LOL

Why did I walk into this room again?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

I heard this story about 3 brothers, I think...or was it sisters???

Cant see a problem

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

& very soon, no balls.

No words

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Sorry, I see the whole Repugnantan Party doing that to the Orange One.

Gonna get this sucker

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Yep, he'll get that skeeter when he returns - hmmm, might be awhile, yet.

Been there...Done that!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

What? I don't get it...

I bet he does lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2021:

I bet he'd recognize a penis. He'd think he was looking in a mirror!

They Are coming To Take Him Away, Ha Ha, Ho Ho! [huffpost.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2021:

& he still has charges brewing in NY. Hopefully will will see the Orange One in orange, soon!

I have no problem believing that

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Here's a few more...(& they're still one of my favorite bands!)

The heat must be getting closer to the real American traitor...DJT! [nytimes.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2021:

I surely hope a real hard rain falls on tRump, & his family & cronies.

Straight Talk

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2021:

"You are a Fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here. Whether you can hear it or not the Universe is laughing behind your back" National Lampoon's 'Deteriorata'

Honestly answering stupid questions...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Things used to be different...

New Bird-Like Dinosaur Identified in Spain: [sci-news.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Good article. Thanks!

Wise words

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Cats are nice (tho totally insane from a human perspective), but they are also...

& to think FauxNews is no longer the worst News out there, anymore (NewsMax or OANN anyone?)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2021:

& one more...

& to think FauxNews is no longer the worst News out there, anymore (NewsMax or OANN anyone?)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Might cure 50% of all mental illness!?!

Shit is about to get real

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2021:

I won't be the guy that opens that crate. I will find a reason to be on the other side of the base!

I was stationed in Bahrain for 6 months. Never got used to being woken up at 5 AM

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2021:

I live right across the street from a Catholic church/school. One year they had a literal "sunrise" service outside, with amplification, taped music, etc - blaring! There were neighbors in PJ's in the street cursing & yelling at them & I'm sure complaints were phoned in, many of them. That was the last time they pulled that, but, memories are short...I have no doubt they'll think it's a bright idea again sometime in the near future.

'A ransom demand': Avlon slams Trump's letter to RNC Video Duration: 03:02 Former President ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2021:

tRump has always been a fraud & a grifter. Nothing has changed, & nothing will until he is finally held accountable.

Self righteous fucks act like they're actually doing something when it takes absolutely no effort.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Here's some more "Thought & Prayers"...

There's a CAT in this picture. Can you find it? Please Don't Put the Answer in the Comments.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Boy, that took awhile! I did the usual scan back & forth, up & down. Went looking for patterns in color or different angles. Wondered whether it was somehow spelled out... finally, after one more scan - voila! & yes, I did have to enlarge it to see it.

Poor Mark....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2021:

& I'm wondering about that "used...in recreation". I'd think KY would be a much better choice!

I wonder how bologna holds up?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Unless the coyotes find you first!

Poor Mark....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2021:

A Chad or a Kevin!

Texas! Ugh!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2021:

I so hope those top 2 shit-heads are booted out soon! SpongeBob is only a sponge, at least he has an excuse!

People are always trying to spoil the fun

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2021:

If she's ok, I'm ok.

Free Fallin’: How Scientists Study Unrestrained Insects: [the-scientist.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Good article. Thanks.

Hi.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2021:

An error occurred.

Paraprosdokians!! No, not a new religion:

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Your pardon, but "borrowed" these for "MemesRUs", I did credit you, tho.

Great tip!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Out here in Arizona I tend to use Jumping Cholla, keeps both animals & people at a distance.

Reading is fun to be mental ...[agnostic.]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Yep, cats are worshiped differently.

We gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Really, there has yet to be intelligent life demonstrated here.

Hard times are made easier with friends.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Somebody get a damn lever!

Is that what happens on a full moon??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Seems more like Cinderella's coach turning back into a pumpkin at midnight.

Christians get excited over the strangest things....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Hit me, beat me, call me a no-show...

Beware of false idols art.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Another super spreader event!

"Stairway to Heaven" Staircase in Taihang Mountains, China.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Would love to have a lemonade stand about halfway up...serviced by an elevator, of course!

A romantic momento? [totallythebomb.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Nope! Can't seem to sink my teeth into this one.

Doesn't it figure that an apologist would use ammo to try & make his lame point?!?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

& the origin of this gem? "rationalfaith"...LMFAO!

Here we go again! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I've heard of falling off the wagon, but falling off the tree???

Spy Vs. Spy - Jerusalem edition

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

That brings back memories.

Interpersonal communications tips

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Better than handing over your Jockey's I guess.

If Mary is the mother of Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean that Mary had a little ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Gives a whole new meaning to "Eat this for this is my body". Don't forget the mint jelly!

Run, baby, run

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Looks sorta like a mini-tRump emerging. Seems apropos as I've always thought of him as a sort of root vegetable!

Shopping has been a bitch

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Oh, so true!

I normally am very law abiding, but...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Hell, I'd give it a shot on foot...& I use a cane!

Why not, indeed?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Goes along with the new Fukushima Daiichi Microwave Oven!

That is one conflicted Rebel...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

And, in that same vein...

WOAD.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Oh, woad is me! My tattoo artist sneezed!

The Myth of The St Lawrence Iroquois A Conveniently Extinct People.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Keep posting, interesting info, thanks.

Couldn't contain himself.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Gonna have to pry his pants off later.

Scotty beam me up.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

None...Scotty does the beaming.

Something to smile about..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Ah, something to look forward to in a few years!

Balls to the walls

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

You mean all Repugnantans & most Densocrats use the right door?!?

Ga Hyo Un - Red Feathers

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Ah-choo!

You can always tell which is which by the gun rack in the back window of the pick up....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Love how many "Blue Lives Matter" flags were at the Capitol where cops were injured & killed.

Busted!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

You can tell this is an older meme, who's got pubes anymore!

It's all in the translation.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Of course that cat got it right!

Wait... What?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Seems we all take some bisques in life...

"I want to believe"

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

I live in Arizona. I'm damn sure there are aliens!!! Seriously, tho, with the Universe as vast as it is aliens are likely, believing any are or have been visiting here is another matter, tho.

Peeps on meth

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Would probably taste better than the regular ones.

DIY peeps

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

& let's see how soon the ants find the one stabilizing the table. We could form a pool & make some money on it!

Lighter is no long brighter but its still light.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 2, 2021:

How much dope could a dope smoker smoke if a dope smoker had all the dope?

Nothing worse in this world than being Tuna Shamed....tisk tisk. TunaSammiesUnite

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Charlie is sorry.

Memes du jour

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

I think this is a "meme salad"! No offense, & keep trying, but this is a mish-mash of WTF. Do one at a time & see how they fly is my advice.

Bill you need a toupee.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Not yet I don't!

It is hard not to post food porn

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Are you sure that's not tRump's pecker? (Yeah, I know, too big!)

Looks about right.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

& next is Alternating Killers!

Who doesn't love a good flow chart?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Engineering 101

Science vs Religion

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Barely reads is so often true. Cherry picks is the common go-to.

Here one for the Conspiracy Theorists.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Well, I always thought Teletubbies were part of some weird plot. Something always creeped me out about them. So glad I grew up w/ LooneyTunes!

I have to admit, it took me a second.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Yep, but someone will still bitch, nevertheless. (I so do hope the Snowflake level has lessened!)

Market testing currently under way

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Had to do the laughing tear emoji, 'cause...

Jeebus was a rookie..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Yes, but he did pull one hell of a disappearing act!

Modern Christians on Jesus...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

But I am glad that jebus saves. In these uncertain economic times it just makes sense.

Hell no.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Plus that creepy "eyes following you" thing is just a bit much!

Science......!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Some more points!

5,910 more points to level 9!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2019:

You're getting there!

Happy birthday @EricTrommater

phxbillcee comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Happy Birthday & all the Best!

Meh! I've had a good life.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Sometimes it's both!

...and meme.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Actually Manson was a talker, too. He got others to do the killings!

In a minute!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I'd surely be a stay at home boy-toy!

Coffee's for closers....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Sometimes only the off button works!

Shocking......

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Better keep it in "the rear" if you want to avoid any more "fingers"!

Hatters gonna Hat.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Sounds like a Churchill or Dorothy Parker riposte! Well, maybe not Dorothy in this situation!

Ahhhh piss on it again

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Why the second if you fixed the first?

Hello from just outside Taos, in northern New Mexico.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Hey, Dwight! Welcome to you from Phoenix!

Keep hope alive....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Doesn't seem to be here, but...a Newbie may join that hasn't heard about me yet!

Yes.......

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Honey, does this dress make me look fat? No, dear, your ass does that!

I'm still not over The Norman Invasion, personally.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Or, women's suffrage, black suffrage, Social Security, the separation of Church & State,...

This one is sooooooo bad

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

The second dog is probably really named Lorex, we know you can't afford a genuine Rolex!

You know who you are!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

We surely have our share of lurkers!

Song lyrics p.2.....gotcha!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Clever!