Another benzodiazepine tragedy waiting to happen....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Along with coke, pot, alcohol,...

"If you can see your path laid out in front of you step by step, you know it's not your path.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

That droid is as flat as his movies!

Not mine personally.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

How 'bout your melons?

Cute couple, but I'm a little offended the bride wore white when we all know he's not a virgin.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Can't honestly say it's a "lovely" couple.

I want royalties!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

They are likely so so bored!

....and hang around in bars.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

It was that you were wearing them on your head!

We all know my answer....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

All of the above!

So unfair...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

At least your smart enough to have your booze on that list, tho you may want to move them upfront!

Stalk much?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

If you were really good you'd only need one! https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews/post/308177/robocalls-last-week-tonight-with-john-oliver-hbo-https-www-youtube-com-watch-v-fo0ig-p0p6m-fea

Could be worse...could be Eyore.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Ass flinging might be funnier!

Daylight savings coffee.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

They do say "copying" is the sincerest form of flattery! So, thanks! LOL!

Ran out ofJoseph Campbell quotes for these two....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

What are Hobbits doing in your Star Wars theme??? LOL!

Kids today have so much cooler toys than we did!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Cleaning up blood in white pants?!? Rookie mistake!

Going with the dogs on acid theme

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

How much is that doggie in the woodwork...

Got to love those evangelicals

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

& if they happen to have a copy of the Forbe's magazine with him on the cover, he may be hanging around for awhile after!

Every single day

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

& the weirdness is there even when the caffeine wears off!

Welcome new members BignotbadJohn, Grayghost, and DND420.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Welcome, all!

Baby steps...a meter at a time.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Our drug dealers already do!

Singing: "this will be the day that I die...."

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

A quote from one of the most boring, over-rated songs ever recorded.

That's it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

@Pralina1...

Don't forget to smile.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I'm positive I'd hate whoever said that!

Sometimes it is tempting

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Duct tape works better!

I don't care either...in case you were wondering.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

The people eating one, ...what's the name again? Oh, yeah, Godzilla!

Might have taken it from here

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

He deserves to have his hand cut off!

I'll never go running again....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I don't know. I hear that siren & it's just sort of a reaction!

I'm tired of all the tits and ass here lately.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

The Village People!

?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

No problem with her tats at all. Also like her ink!

Good morning all

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Great model, great photo!

Welcome new members Freefromgod and Free-girl.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Welcome, welcome!

TRump.......

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

The first three I can actually explain!

If you describe yourself as "Atheist," some people will say, "Don't you mean 'Agnostic'?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

There won't ever be another like him anytime soon!

Daaammmm....older guys can be hot....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Yes, yes we can! (But, keep the lights off!!!)

I'm tired of all the tits and ass here lately.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Ah, so you want me to Post multiples when I do my Intermissions???

It's Moist Monday! Keep calm and stay moist..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I still don't see how this is a thing...

8 Awe-Inspiring Spiders - SciShow [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Attn: @Insectra!

Somebody shoot me , pls .

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

At least you know I'm an atheist!

A slow 420 meme....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

He knows!

Something rather Dostoyevskyesque about this meme.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Great one!

Also be feared.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Then he can open his own cat food cans!

Light begets darkness....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

& I bet many here don't get it, either! Keeping them in the dark delights me!

Originally, I kind of pictured g:31 as a cult of personality, from whom I could use raise an army,...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Don't you have to have a personality first???

Can you tell I sell Toyotas?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

How did you know my name was Gasket?

So scenic.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I see an Ent attacking Orthanc!

I remember when I lost my mind...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Do you need any help finding it?

Not be accused of sterile cow shaming, but.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

It's a bull!

Plus I'd live be 98.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

How will I know it's midlife until I die?

Florida would be my guess....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

& how many yards (not miles) before it's rim again?

Welcome new members goddessjasmine and thinkwithme.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Welcome, folks!

That's when they got me....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

& it's modified, since, but I remain a Progressive with Socialist tendencies!!!

Who says romance is dead?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

The thrill is gone...

Hate when that happens....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I just wouldn't use it, no matter the venue. If I did it would prove I'm a liar from the get!

Puntastic!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

This has my seal of approval, I'm positive of that!

I see nothing wrong here...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Been there, done that!

Could be my phone screen...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Macular degeneration. You're getting old.

Now there's a pair!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Dumb Dumb & Mo Mo!

Not as fun as you think

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Women YTer's can't go to heaven because...I haven't given them my address, yet!

Halloween decoration?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Had to do it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

I'm not worried.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Yeah, over there with all the other "special" people!

Poor little thing.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Ferocious Fapping Frightens Feline!

Important information.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2019:

OP Posts are great!

The belly does not lie.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Neither do cats or bladders!

New, never before seen picture from the Moon landing, just released. Houston, we have a paw-blem.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2019:

One huge litter box!

Damn autocorrect. But it does generate some good memes

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Just think of it as admin on mushrooms!

And because I like it

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Practice, practice, practice!

I laughed at this meme, but checked the bible and.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Reason is the enemy of Faith, it's why religions hate it so much!

& even smaller than my lizard...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Have fun, folks! http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2012/08/31/everything-you-never-wanted-to-know-about-the-mites-that-eat-crawl-and-have-sex-on-your-face/#.XISmPyhKiUk

I may well be and just haven't noticed....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Memes from the afterlife!

....and who knows if we will even be alive in six months?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Patience you call it...

Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2019:

That is genius! Well played, indeed!

Cuz it's been raining here since August.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Sometimes that frozen rain stuff!

@phxbillcee, you mean one of these?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

You don't look as bad nude as I thought you would!

The wisdom of the ages....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I wouldn't mind so much if someone else's Soul Mate was here banging me!

....and you smell like an elephant's butt!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

&, your mother was a hamster & your father smelled of elderberries!

Seen this before...but it's so good!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Just when I'm expecting an Amazon package.

New ??? (LOL) ?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I take it it's been all winter.

Ted Cruz face swap

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Cruz is actually ugly, where Kevin just looks a bit dworky.

Today's cheese ... ?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

(groan) LOL!

Get it how you can.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Well worth the co-pay!

Priorities.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I'd have to slip him something just for that sign!

Serves her right....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Giving birth to a pony keg!

Cutting grass, raking leaves and shoveling snow

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

For me more like '69!

Hey @phxbillcee, I found your bike!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

The one I custom made for you?

This is why I fear and resent change....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I don't know, but I been told, Eskimo pussy be mighty cold!

Too late for International Women's Day.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

That's ok, join this with it & we'll just extend it a day!

I am not as picky....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Anything but rodents!

He must be.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Or, brain dead, which he will be shortly, anyway!

Well okay then.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

That popular, is he? I wonder why.....

Got fired??

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Won't have to care about it at all, after today!

Somebody make this girl a sandwich!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

You volunteering to be the other slice? If so, let's wait 'til she's done then take her inside!

My hidden talent....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Even when I was decent at the former I always excelled at the latter!

Might try this on leg day....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

& I refuse to go to rehab, either!

Parenting 401....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

In the basement. Chained. But, we did leave them water, & if there's enough left over for doggy bags they'll even get fed!

Parenting 301...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

You have that power over everybody!

Parenting 101....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

& you were a total accident! A New Year's mistake!

Hmmm might talk to them

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Don't invite them! It's a trick!

"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Yeah, I understand completely! They are pretty lame.

Bill Maher's latest; So spot on.... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Excellent!

Welcome new member Greg359.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Welcome!

My kid for sure

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

A slice off the old pizza, for sure!

I always wondered about that

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

So, they make the same inane comments that our "stable genius" cheeto does & this makes them more intelligent? Well, that wouldn't be hard, granted, I believe a box of rocks is smarter than tRump, but the amount of investigation that goes into any refugees we allow in from Syria (& many other countries) pretty much guarantees that the overwhelming majority are just that, displaced refugees. We are in more danger from home-grown whackos!