I'm going to Kottayam!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Seems like we all are, whether we want to or not!

We all know that look.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

& she knows your all alone & just masturbating!

It's a trap!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Fool me once...

Why would you want to though? void_come_take_me_now

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Death wanting to play "bullfight"...

Not a good look

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

That could be a bit confusing!

With immortality comes wisdom!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Again?

Let er rip

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

misty, do you fart???

Zuckerberg!!!!!I actually was unaware of FB having difficulties, but I have a running joke to keep ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Ah, but Drac had three wives, that's why he exploded into a thousand bats so often!

Heart is a thumpin

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I'm twitterpated!

I am quite diverse....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Mine is damn close! Photo might be T-Bone Burnett & George Gershwin, tho!

Bad pun of the day....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

You just knew it had to be a guy doing this!

Thicc as oatmeal.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Yeah, try it with this ass robot!

....you can them in kelp.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Hey! 5'6" isn't a "shrimp"!!!

Can't be reminded enough...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Won't stop 'em, though! Some are only happy when all others are unhappy!

We are a quite cynical lot....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Same as it ever was...

I believe this is the Super Power you get at Level 10....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I'd rather be able to hold back my snarky Comments!.....Naw, no I wouldn't!

My take on Pi day....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Spoken like a true Luddite!

At least very incensitive.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Hell, tigerlily (or whatever his name was), accused me of being one! (beep) Imagine that! (beep) Me! (zzzt)

Now revenge....that I can give you a few tips about.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

............................

....or not even trying.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I've graduated to them running away screaming & pulling their hair out!

To whom it may concern,

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Well, if there's money involved...

Not my strong suit....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Still better than, "Just smile & think positive!"

It's the terror of knowing what this world's all about...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I do a mean Jean Genie, myself!

What a cutie.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Yeah, still a shitten!

We now have a new name for them. But it just doesn't have the same effect.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Then why do I like looking at real titties so much more?

Well now we know.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Inverse proportion?

Fair is Fair

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

& real Comparative Religion! & a course in Logic! Let's face it, there is prayer in school every time a big test comes around or Becky walks by in those tight jeans!

A balanced education

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Bugs be my hero!

It can help in a pinch.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I depend on my sparkling wit & scintillating personality! Maybe I need a pill, or something!

Bang the gong..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Also helps if your SO is a little on the big side!

Well, I've got the steak anyway. glasshalffull

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Glad you have your steak. I can't help you on the other.

Never a dull moment

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Whenever it's most inconvenient!

Tweeker family planning ahead

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

A great idea! BTW, folks, @mistymoon77 has less than 5oo pts to go to get Level 9! Let's help boost her over!

That's why I prefer cats. What do you say?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Like them both for their different personalities & behaviors. It also sort of depends on life situation. Cats need, as a rule, less "care", so if you go out a lot or travel on weekends, they get by. Not so with dogs, & they tend to be much "needier".

Call em T and P.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I know my proctologist is out there, somewhere!

Happy Birthday @Anniemae.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Happy B-Day, @Anniemae!

Sheldon always has some great zingers!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I've actually got the t-shirt! (& a bunch others!)

So pissed.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

That just sucks, bro!

No more Toys r us.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Yeah, but she'll still get all the spuds!

Now your in trouble..

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I expected no less, & I'm right behind you!

Right.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

At least so many gullible weren't!

Just bring me my chicken

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Seared yardbird comin' up!

Maybe they think you're doing it wrong? Haha

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Is this store in Florida by any chance???

Never forget.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

The dwarf had it coming!

Do you feel your life is not confusing or weird enough?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Just love that price drop!

This is for my Mom, you bastards!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You dirty rat, you killed my mother!

Please don't water it too much.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Do you use a funnel?

Flat Death Star ers

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Ah, Brother! Can I interest you in joining...

Death Star 1

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Amish SETI ; Search for Extra Tasty Intestinal-fodder

Death Star 2

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I think @EricTrommater will love this!

F this war

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

We know, but we don't judge here.

this war

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Jesse sure got a tan over there!

.........

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

My unicorn tells me you shake down local street vendors & that your wife is cheating on you! With your girlfriend!

Sexual innuendo

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I bet you say that to all the memes!

Nice hairdo, lady.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Please don't tell me what hair, please!!!

keeping busy while mom packs the trunks ?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Hmmm, haven't had baby elephant BBQ, yet!?!?

keeping busy while mom packs the trunks ?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Getting out of town before the warrants clear, eh?

Same dude, same.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

What did you say?!?!

Don't take groovy selfies at the ZOO!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

No sympathy for that stupid twat. They should put her down!

Unfortunately, yes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I've told them to come on around, but they better bring SWAT, the DEA, the FBI & the National Guard 'cause I ain't going down without a fight! I say if I set off the meth lab I have here it will blow a city block! I tell 'em I'm back-tracking the call & sending my MS13 cronies over to fuck them up! Those particular fellas don't tend to call back any time soon! LOL!

Unfortunately, yes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

In your case that call may be legit, tho!

That can't be right.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You have one of those audio clocks???

Virtual girl walking by.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

He can always tell her he was looking at a new Ducati!!!

See? I have culture.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Fuggin' rodents... ...& I'll beat you to it!

How drunk is this guy?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Challenging, yes, but the odds of splashing the hell out of one's face are just far too high! & if that's what he's going for, I really don't wish to know about it!

Is this where you get yours?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

They only carry those high-end inspirational ones.

Meme THIS! Let's see whatchu got!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

When IV's of bacon fat alone won't do it!

? advice from Bill?!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Yeah, I'm with @KKGator & @scurry on this, I don't do either & if I'm getting up early there better be bacon!

In all fairness, I let myself go a bit as well, when I was married.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

What's your excuse, now???

Dated..but still made me lol.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Any one of my 3 sisters would have kicked her punk ass, & they're all under 5'!

The tragedy of my generation....the mixing of drugs.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Belushi couldn't handle it, Whitaker got it down!

.....don't forget the talking donkey.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Tho I doubt we could do any worse!

Years of meditation and...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Love how he's trying to hold it down!

Life is dangerous....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

But, but, we were created in god's image!?!

Well, now that's settled...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I beg to differ...

Technically, this is a dating site.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Technically correct on both counts,...technically.

A few more kicks at the soon-to-be-dead horse.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I'll just add one more...

? just. Stop. Eating. So. Much.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Yes. Yes, you are.

Speaking of bad taste

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Hungry people.

It’s true

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I'd like to test that hypothesis!

No, I didn't.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Not until you mentioned it, & even then it took a minute!

That's not how it's done.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Let her explain, Samantha, & demonstrate & allow me to watch!

Yank me but no thanks.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

That reminds me...

Fresh minty butt

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

This guy is literally an asshole!

But only for a few seconds.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Hey, it's been a while, but I'll last longer than a few seconds!!!

Geez mom!!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Just letting the guys know what she expects!

When she likes shoes

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Like putting lipstick on a pig...

This...I would so do this

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Instant Karma gonna get you...

Already getting a new windshield this morning and now my office computer won’t turn on.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I think you need this keyboard...

Happy Birthday @Marionville! [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Happy B-Day, @Marionville!

Prince charming

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Don't you have to have a girl first before you can cheat?

Who needs real friends?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

& what are you wearing, FB friend? Khakis?

Little Mr. T be packin

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Ken, eat your heart out!

Extra crunchy

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I guess some things just don't translate.

....And the dish ran away with the spoon.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Methane powered, I betcha!

One of the benefits of getting old...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I bet they eyed that sweet tush of yours when you passed by, though!

For that one anti-vaxxer in the ....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Idjits! Surrounded by idjits!

So good with Blue Cheese!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Another Dad of the Year Award!

Doing stuff...bleck!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Yeah, I never understood that. Give me a shovel & I'll try to take your head off with it, be damned if I'm digging my own grave to save you labor! Shoot me & dig it your fucking self!

I'd vote for that!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Mmmm, bacon... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2o84egjMso