TRump bucks....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I don't think he'll have access to those kind of bucks working in the prison laundry & trying to payoff his "boyfriends" there!

Sorry to disturb them....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Using the term "driving" very loosely here.

....and memes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Got any of those illegal memes on ya'?

You are wise, young Timmy!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Little shit is right!

I found it inspirational....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Now *that's* inspirational!

Look at those eyes! Creepy....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Looking for that OP label!

New and improved...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Shart!

How the mighty have fallen....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Ghosts just didn't have enough calories!

Drop that meme!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I'd rather drop my pants!

Mystery solved....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

But this is ok???

Ayn Rand is a joke in herself....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

That she is. Grew out of her crap at 13!

Go ahead....we're waiting.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

It beats Feudalism???

in case you missed Colbert.... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Thanks, bro, but I Posted this one! LOL! Just scroll down!

More...just Religulous.... [scontent.fmia1-2.fna.fbcdn.net]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Parishoner, "That's not my vagina!" Pastor, "That's ok, that's not my finger!"

Kitty Catsody

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

...first I played around with it, then it's head it did get bit...

They have a red thumb

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Whatever I don't use for gravy goes right to the flower bed!

Predators.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Fresh meat!

This was me...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

As long as they ring & it doesn't just sit out there asking to be stolen!

I'd read it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I love the guy in the background rushing up to make sure he doesn't miss a minute!

For me it’s earth science, chemistry, and geometry. There’s probably more I don’t remember.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Standing on line ranked by size.

Cool tattoo.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Just like...

Darth Intermission

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

She wears it well! LOL!

Just remember only trained professionals should have firearms.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

An asshole about to get a second asshole!

Jeebus rubber ducky silence of the lambs all in one conversation starter.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

xtians be stranger than even I could imagine!

But there's no such thing

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

...............................

Bad pun of the day.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Wok the fa'!

That pretty much nails it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Happens all the time, can anyone say Ray Kroc?

Ello govna

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Hark! She hears her name being called!

Transformation.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Hermione really changed!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwfdFCP3KYM

Making the bed....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Yep! Every time!

And to think these fuckers breed.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

It may be ok to be white, It sure isn't ok to be him!

And then I get these guys

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I'm not *trying* to be creepy. It just sort of works out that way. I think it's the haircut!

How fake news spreads....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Rubio is almost as smart as Cruz, isn't he???

I feel personally attacked!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Excitable boy they all said...

That's a bit of a racial stereotype if you ask me...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I have to depend on my sparkling personality & scintillating good looks!

....and this one.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Too bad they couldn't euthanize the stupid twat!

I have been very disappointed by the lack of memes about this incident....except this one.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

She was/is an idiot &I have no sympathy, except for the poor traumatized jaguar!

Another morning favorite....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Leave out the kale & flax oil, I'll have the banana & coconut on the side & the cocaine right now!

I would think neither were any of his bussiness...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I thought we agreed not to talk about this!

A cruel world!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Even the thief didn't want your Best of Journey, eh? Probably also left behind your Polka Madness!

It's worked for me so far....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

&, it's OTC!

My boy is at the vet getting the snip today. I miss him.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

My girl went in last week. She's doing fine! (Still not pleased with me over the trip & the collar she wore for a spell!)

Thanks @stinkeye_a

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

In other words...

Jason Momo....or whatever his name is....eat your heart out!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

OG!

I don't care what I'm thinking most of the time!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

& vice versa!

Start using them now....before the Normies ruin them, like they do everything!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

That's pretty funny, you miserable bastard asswipe!

Well that stinks....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

But, that threesome may well lead into another relationship. Unfortunately, it will probably be your SO running off with the other woman!

See....told you it was real!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I do believe we are all Bozos on that bus!

Man I'd kill for one of those Bush is Civil Service jobs!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Would take far too much to go into, just that this says something...talk amongst yourselves.

Drive carefully!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Deceitful little brat!

...and is starting to interfere with my drinking.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

There's always MD 2020 & an alley!

May the circle be unbroken....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Balance them scales!

Good times.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

& a lot of the rest of my body!

Not your mother....I'm sure she is a lovely woman!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Love "yo mama" jokes!

You know who you are!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I'm thinking more...

I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Wheels on the bus would drive me bonkers, but kid's attempting to rap would be bad, too!

Not wrong....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

...& ya' gotta have nuttin'...

Romanians are smarter than they look....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Or could have just used them like Sears catalogues!

Or it could just be cold.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

No way she went 2 years without! Even with those deadly weapons enclosing her deadly weapons!

Mixed messages to say the least....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I just figure you're on a bender...again!

Rock on!.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Would love to see Hart's response!

Math strikes again.....again.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Always a basic mistake.

Great way to start the day....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Will take a lot of coffee to balance that out!

Or a smart phone...or a laptop.....or....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

They just read fast!

It's not much of a life....but it's mine!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Not all Irish are Salespeople, but, obviously, all Salespeople are Irish! Logic!

....and the little dog too.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Where did the rest of the broom handle end up?

Kids are always so tough over the game chat!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

You know how to pick your fights, I'll give you that!

What is, Pancreatic Cancer?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Also a sad face to add. I like Trebek, he's kept Jeopardy classy as hell over the years. I wish him luck.

Waste not, want not.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I'm sure she knows how!

....and the whole thing about interfering with their little 3,000 year old creation story.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

They refuse to understand it.

And I can never leave again

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I doubt that very, very, very, very much!

? here's a pic of a string bikini gone wild! ? but I'd still wear it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Another bikini not for swimming, but that's ok!

Posting this mostly for the verb form that means to ridicule, which I ran across in a novel, but ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Born on November 5th, I've always had a bit of affinity for Guy Fawkes, well that & being Irish!

Check the turn signal fluid also

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Will not be going to his garage!

stress test

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Between still & a bit of movement, but then, I just logged on & the day is young!

I can't poop in there. I just can't....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Turn their faces to the wall.

My honkers HAVE been going bonkers, now that ya mention it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Video, please!

Old Hitchcock was an early memelord.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Not quite as good as the other Hitch, but damn good nonetheless!

Hehehe......

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Neither of the first two could sing, & you couldn't dance to it!

It's what made him so smart.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

A blunt is a terrible thing to waste!

Go for it Smokey.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Careful, Smokey! Looks like a Mormon family & I hear they cause heartburn!

We are all the tree...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Not totally hollow! I have a core of cynicism & despair!

Aren't girls too demanding with boys nowadays?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Mom! I told you the water was cold!

Anyone? Its only 1am

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Your middle name!

Next time I hear hey sexy!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Hey, sexy, what other memes can you post?

Damn hippee birds.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Obviously not birds of a feather!

Trickling down!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Obviously in a right-to-work state! I betcha there were no Unions there!

Not very kingly Strider!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

You're an elf. We're not sure you have a mother!

Really good for thrusting.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

That is a mother-fucking sword! I'll bid 5 gold!

Ha ha Gimli you suck!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Fuck you, Legalos, you pointy-eared poof!

Never forget! [animalstorez.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Fuck that dwarf!

Would this work?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Doesn't work when you use PornHub!

I don't know what you mean.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Tom, how far now from Level 9?

That's usin' the ol' noggin'.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Yeah, big market for 5 yo newspapers!

I can understand that.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Sure he does.

Where is this highway again?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Please, pull over first! Has no one read "American Gods"?!?

Love your master!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

No words.

Good point.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Sometimes I hit the bar!

Agreed!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Yeah, Westboro are just hateful bastards!

Dumb and dumber

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Perfect Poster Children!