Who else can I blame for my selfies?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

There's a reason I don't take them. Well, a number of reasons, actually...profile, full face, three quarters, in a crowd,...

You know who you are!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

If I was an intellectual I'd take umbrage! LOL!

Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom You ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Yeah, we should have made a tie-in to Atlantis, or something. Maybe then folks would take it serious!

.....of our discontent.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Did I mention it was 84 in Phoenix, today?

Will you still need me? Will you still feed me?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Better turn the lights out for the denouement!

Mystery solved....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

I wonder if @Cutiebeauty knows?

So...much....Polka!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KLSg1h0e-M

....and who threw her?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

The better question is, how fast was the bull going?

Three if you count my depression....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

If you count so many in this Group, it's a hell of a lot more!

Yes, I felt personally attacked by this meme as well....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Ah, fuck 'em!

The foibles of conjoined twins

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

I think it's lovely they're so "close"!

And spread we shall....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

& you're just the cat to spread it!

@kenriley I am sure you’ll be happy to know it is 84 F degrees in Yuma this afternoon.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Phoenix, too!

All the singles out there,hey you! Boooom! Look at this???

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

BBQ Bonanza!

Choke the chicken?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Rules are rules!

Rum does that to a person.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

It's got a long tradition behind it...

Greatest Sci-Fi.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

42 bottles of beer on the wall,...

It's slap out dangerous, dudes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Just because I'm not using them doesn't mean I'm giving them up without a fight!

Been there, done late and remember some of it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Or live in the city, smoke pot & dream you're living on the beach!

Coffee levels.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Another mug for @KKGator!

In retrospect.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

& the drugs to enjoy them with!

lets play a game . . rename a movie based on this image

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

The Capitol Hills Have Eyes: 2, The Cabal

There's always that one co-worker ?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Yeah, but guess who gets the promotion?!?

Dear Lord....make something happen to DJT that show's he's got a conscience?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Not gonna happen. He doesn't even pretend he's got one...as far as he's concerned he is never wrong.

Nice profile.?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

But, does she have a backbone???

Just a suggestion?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Depends on the "effects", I guess!

History lesson for the day

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Humans are sooo good at finding better ways to kill!

Straight from the source

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

The "winners" write the histories!

Please don't get mad....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Cats are all too apt to have "stomach problems". I never get mad at them for this. However, otherwise voiding, if not connected to a medical problem, will get them, at least, a stern talking to. I do have a "voice" that catches their attention if I'm displeased!

Welcome new members PraesulLewis and Merswilson9

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Welcome both of you!

Bad tattoo

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

That's news to me!!!

Kinda like where we are now!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Same as it ever was...

There is that...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Be sure & dedicate at least one session a week to them. I'm sure it makes them feel appreciated!

Amen and hallelujah

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

& it helps reading with a friend!

All you Devil's playmates!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

& I counter with...A mind is a terrible thing to waste!

Sounds like a good plan!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Hell, that's always been my definition of true beauty! Tho I will admit, I like a nice tush, too!

I'll end with a couple Star Wars memes for our non-abominations.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Yeah, SW is sorta like burnt toast. LOL!

Preach, Shaggy!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Scooby agrees!

They can put a man on the moon but....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

They caught my bad side!

When your all knowing, omnipotent, whatever he is, gains self knowledge.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Which is why I don't!

I donated my body to science. They turned me down.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

It's a meme infection.

Who says you can't have fun at work?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Some like it cold!

Want!.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Do they come in crocs???

Damn it Karen!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Like the tomatoes, just no ketchup! That I will send back!

Actually, don't....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Just do as Waldo...

Is anybody ready to pass this test?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

I finally did as I worked my way down!

Ah...brings back memories.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 6, 2019:

One of many problems, if he was real...

Kitty isn't playing

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

they be doing their own Science...

Thank you, Science! [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

That this has to be explained in the 21st Century...

This is how babies party!!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I find I want to party that way, too!

Where's one of these?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Be damned if I'll eat anything in a public restroom! Not even wild about using them to piss!

A lot of people are like this.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I try & explore as much as I can, but my playlist is much larger than 20 songs, tho there are classics I return to regularly!

Except this...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Except contradictions, apparently!

Welcome new members powder, jumillo1, and missgi.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Welcome & welcome!

How long does it take ?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

May I recommend napalm? I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

They can be stressful

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Also sedatives, pot, antidepressants & finally...birth control!

The problem with tats

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Probably won't get one on my neck, but I'm proud of this one...

Because you know what it can lead to.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

& if that's what they want, why not? She seems like she'd be fine with it!

Ummm good.. nothing like a little spooge to start off the day.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Supposed to be good as a facial....

Who is Christ?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Now many historians, archeologists, etc., use CE & BCE (Common Era & Before the Common Era)

That's what they say...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I'm more a "grower" than a "shower", myself!

What a shame.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Join the club!

Lay your head on my pillows.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

In a heartbeat!

Well actually 10°F last i checked

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

80 today in Phoenix!

?When posting nudes, always remember..... @phxbillcee haha

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Ah, but I never post "nudes", per se. Always covered "strategically". Not that this helps with the Morality Police!

Is winter over?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l/USAZ0166:1:US

School crossing.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I hope they have "BlackOut"! (Opposite of WhiteOut)

Mississippi.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

& that's an AP byline, not even local MS!

Drinking and hunting

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

He's gonna get frostbite in a very bad place. Won't get it harder, may get it amputated!

Thin?mints.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

For me it would be the Samoas!

The droid I'm looking for!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I think she's using the Force on me!

It's a Browncoat thing...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Or, sign language!

Too often we forget...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

What I wanted, & still want, is the flying cars they promised!

This is very true!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

The ONLY place!

Buckle up, sweetheart. It only gets worse.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Why I'm hoping for this...

True Story!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Ah, but I haven't told you what I think, yet!

This is a simple fact.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

"Friends" are fickle.

There is that...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Don't count on it...

It's a thankless job, but somebody has do it!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

It is a thankless job, but I take pride in my work!

The Black Helicopters are laughing at you!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

So are the "regular" police...

Th...th...that's all, folks!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 5, 2019:

& not just for men!

They are waiting

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I hear they go for the tongue first, just to be sure you won't speak to them again!

Isn't it a good thing?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

& do bronco riders really think 8 seconds is a long ride?

We have soooo much snow here

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Don't hard-boil them, either. Just let them freeze out there & when they thaw tell the kids the cold must have reversed it!

Maybe that'll freak 'em out.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Ha! I actually welcome them & love to get them flustered. In a nice way. They seldom come back, I don't know why!!!

Have to check it out.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Just a suggestion,...don't ask her how her day went!

Hmmm......

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

That's some GPS!

seems like a popular biblical punishment

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

How that story of genocide, against every living thing, could ever be considered "uplifting" is just beyond me.

Dogs got swag

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Looks like he's got his "thunder-shirt" on, too! Stylin'!

Some people are so rude!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Well, shave your legs & wear a thong!

....and getting worse.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

& Idiocracy wasn't supposed to occur for another 500 years!

When do I start?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Sorry, I thought you already had!?!

Inside jacket pocket...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

there was a time in my life when it was very important to keep track of one's lighter! I'm much better, now!

Sometimes my mind wanders...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Can I switch that up to beer & tacos? Plus the punching in the throat, of course!

Here's one for the math nerds. :)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Shouldn't use math in your advertising unless you have a math nerd to check it out!

That's unusual...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Cupid she's not!

Watch to the end! [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Cat's will be cats!

Plum crazy

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Getting some of the ladies excited there for a second!

Same FR....same.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Sometimes...

She seemed so nice.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

But, if it's Walter White's recipe...