Parenting 301...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

You have that power over everybody!

Parenting 101....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

& you were a total accident! A New Year's mistake!

Hmmm might talk to them

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Don't invite them! It's a trick!

"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Yeah, I understand completely! They are pretty lame.

Bill Maher's latest; So spot on.... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Excellent!

Welcome new member Greg359.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Welcome!

My kid for sure

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

A slice off the old pizza, for sure!

I always wondered about that

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

So, they make the same inane comments that our "stable genius" cheeto does & this makes them more intelligent? Well, that wouldn't be hard, granted, I believe a box of rocks is smarter than tRump, but the amount of investigation that goes into any refugees we allow in from Syria (& many other countries) pretty much guarantees that the overwhelming majority are just that, displaced refugees. We are in more danger from home-grown whackos!

Ah yes weed!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I used to be all strung out on dope, now I'm all strung out on jebus!

And Tim Tebow

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Should be posted on every copy!

tRump.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

& he abuses that, too!

A spoonful of sugar ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Many Southern families, especially, start their kids on cola at very young ages. Of course, their teeth are shot by their teens, but at least it gets them ready for meth!

Smokey eyes

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Rockette Raccoon...

Show of hands, who's guilty of this one.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

If you think (fap, fap, fap) I'm going to admit (fap, fap, fap) to any such thing (fap, fap, fap) you sexy thing you (fap, fap, fap).........was it good for you?

I'll gladly take all that want send them!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Here you go!

Not the chocolate covered ones either.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Some may not mind that... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOs3_bh8UM0

One can certainly hope!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Alyson is such a cutie!

Welcome new members Williever and Neenz.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Welcome, all!

My halflings are good with a crossbow

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Crossbow not included!

A woke warrior!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Every woman has doom in her pants! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJRjAHv69NI

Babies are far more nutritious....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

& tastier!

Science wins....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

& here we go...

Gotta try this....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

"That guy over there, however..."

An abomination worse than Crocs!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

As if I didn't hate Miracle Whip enough already!

Even ice cream can't fix it....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Not even Rocky Road???

CW.....although that's just clickbait here. I warned you!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Musta been something he ate!

As good a way go as any....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I don't know about that...have you heard that Timothy Treadwell audio? Does *not* sound like fun!

I just need a co-star....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

If I saw your ass on there it would likely burn my eyes out!

Start talking that smack, they'll pull your cart...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Used to use them for go-karts!

It snowed today in Virginia. We hates itttttt!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I know what you mean. It only got to 66 today in Phoenix!

When life gives you a crippling disability.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Wonder if he also does "prop-up" comedy?

....you're welcome!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Duct tape works, too!

Virginia too.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Or be 80 driving 30 in a 55!

....and what is this Sweet Tea crap?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Didn't even drink it as a kid. Not even when I was high!

Intermission

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

So glad the shorts aren't any shorter!

I'm doing it now....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Even if we do, you're still weird as fuck!

We've all done it...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

nEVER happens to me!

Needs more lemon pepper....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

& the problem is???

Men...and some women...all know the struggle.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I agree with @KKGator...chickenshit!

Homemade, Dick Pic!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I think he's actually fantasizing how tRump will look in prison orange & how he will then get his only shot to be Prez!

I ll get right on it ??????

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Naw, not really my type. You can send Mary Magdalene around, tho!

I need to call one right away.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

We need some of those out here! 24 hour, preferably!

Not me, but some people.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

You're a lot shaggier in RL!

There's always an obstacle.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Yep, that would be me.

Don't tell me.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Always been sorta able to do that on my own! If a machine to do it needs that kind of power I think it would be separating much more than I need to take a dump or wipe!

Received this today from a concerned family member, it took a little bit to convince her this is a ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Even if the claim of injecting the fruit was true, that would make it terrorism/mass murder, NOT Satanism! SMH!

Childish, but hilarious.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Lungos sounds like what you bring up when you have a deep cough!

This weeks scavenger hunt.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Sexy in the kitchen...

My goddess Janis If I was alive when she was I wold have been her stalker lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

& I just came across this...

A Mathematician Wrote a 'Hipster Equation' to Figure Out Why All Hipsters Look Alike ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Same thing with "bikers", "hippies", "wanna-be gangstas", etc.

Things to do...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Sounds better than "bucket list".

Finally a race for me

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Wonder how many finish?

I run in the opposite direction

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Something to think about...

Dr.'s orders!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Well, we do want you to get better, don't we?

That shit ain't right!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Even worse than Lite Beer! & that shits bad!

Pop corn or cop porn???

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

As long as we only use my baton!

They forgot the warm fuzzy stuff.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I'm goin' in!

Looks like she's got a couple of centipedes on face...not a good look for her.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Not really a good look for anyone!

Trending.. The hedgehog look

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

A hedgehog with mange!

Bob's coming out didn't go quite as planned.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

& you weren't in question...tho, you are now!

We have alot in common.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Curiouser & curiouser...

I have never seen one of these, have you?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I think it's a CA thing.

My 10,000th Post...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Seriously.

The White House.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I wish I could say, "Not my circus, not my monkey."

Mind blown!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Watch it...tRump will try & collect rent!

The nerve of some people!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Cash him outside!

I was denied austerity as a child....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I gave up Lent for Lent many years ago!

What the Eric?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Bill you! Bill you hard!

Catfish anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

You mean he looks worse in person???

Yes, it's satire. No need to Google it.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I always thought the cross was a twisted phallic symbol, anyway!

So, anyone here "talked on the phone" to another union member????

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

3 or 4.

Or, maybe a mythological figurehead?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Another good one!

Here you go..... Comrades:

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Love it!

True for me

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Livin' the nightmare!

Squirrels getting high

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

What kinda seeds are you using???

Anyone can get one

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I sooo doubt I would!

Oldie but Goldie

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Not unless you want them entered into evidence!

How to use umbrella???

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Just because it makes sense...

Oh....no...my wife/girlfriend/partner crashed my Tesla...is (s)he hurt? Not yet... [agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

There ya' go...

I know it's not a funny one but....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

THAT is the question!

Today Marks One Year Since the Great Normie Invasion of 2018 On this day g:31 gained almost 200 ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

“Do you think because you are virtuous, that there shall be no more cakes and ale?” Twelfth Night: Act 2, Scene 3

I was once asked to leave... Here's how I was feeling... How would you feel?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Totally depends on who asked & why. With some the response would be, "Go? I was fuckin' planning on it!" Or, "You go, it's my fuckin' place!"

Thanks to @mzee...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

All but #4. But, but, I know I'm not old, just...seasoned!

are you older than dirt ?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

All but #4, but, but, I can't be old...just seasoned!

Do you guys like this for our group picture?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Seems kinda "touchy-feely" to me!

And You should see what Floridians have to do to get their driver's license.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

The making of Florida Man!

Welcome new member Swampbatman.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Welcome!

This morning bigpaw gave my other group Common Ground our new banner.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Do memes count?

Like a long summer? Hop in hk?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I took R&R in Hong Kong twice during two Westpac tours. So much fun I never even noticed the weather!

Welcome new member pamelab1968.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Welcome!

Best description

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

So was the original Watergate, but, yeah, this one is dumb & dumber!

Very thoughtful

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

After a meme like that it seems obvious your brain cells don't die alone, either!

An old one.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Oooo, blast two at once! Considering Foster is gay & hates tRump, that would really piss-off Hinkley!

Not a card I want to get

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Yeah, not really a compliment!

Remember outside the plane?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I wish he'd close his mouth!

Worst job in America

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

& her parent's came in under "chain migration". Maybe that's why tRump's so against it?!?

Sounds delicious

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I'll wait for the baptisms. Baby makes better BBQ!

Are they really watching me? Poor bastards

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Rudy does more before 6 A.M. than most people do all day!

Man I can't keep up with all the new posts in here so if there are some repeats.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I don't see any pot in that hole!

Proofreading is next to “Godliness”

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Butt dust to butt dust, ass ashes to ass ashes...