dead.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I keep telling you they're vicious damn rodents!

Reverse Dunning-Krueger....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

It's okay, I don't know what I'm fucking doing either. ...Doesn't stop me from faking it out, tho!

I'd watch this....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Another interesting match-up...

From now on, the Delta Tau Chi Pledge nickname of (the one who will not be named) is Big Bird.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I won't use her name, but I will also not use the big bird moniker. I'll actually try to mention her as seldom as possible, for many reasons. @GuyKeith, is this the real reason this Group was formed? Seems awful petty & narrow & not good for longevity as I think "you know who" is edging to get herself Booted from the Site in short order. It seems even threads that started out totally different ended up going there, seemingly out of the blue.

Like people drink that stuff without it?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Gotta give the customers what they want!

A million household uses.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Corollary: Tho WD-40 is an amazing substance, I don't recommend using it as a sex lube. Comes in handy for removing that duct tape, tho!

Praise Satan......

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I ain't worshipping anything! Except maybe boobs,...& butts, &... Ok, I will get on my knees for the right woman. Ok, more probably the wrong woman.

Whew.........

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Uh, a person is an animal?!?! Tho the furry ones are cuter, often. Except those semi-furry 'possums!

Speaking of Star Wars....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Definitely over to the dark side!

A rat maybe?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Probably one of those horrible 'possum's! At least you get a built in fanny pack!

....or getting banned from AG.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Ain't gonna happen!

Genius....pure genius!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Smart lady!

No wonder we were such a generation of sadists.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I always wished for tears to drip from the eyes with every buzz!

Alas...it's satire.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

The clergy won't sop the abuse & the church won't stop the cover-ups!

from the dog.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Or from Audrey II! Feed me, Seymour!

Could it be a scam?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

noty ourb izbi tch! 2nd Tuesday of next week 666

What is going on here?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Grandma trying to sew his pecker to his pants so he doesn't lose that like he has everything else!

I agree with this.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Great comparison! Tho I would just avoid both. Hell, I'll get a more accurate synopsis of the tRump speech from Colbert, anyway!

Nope jeebus slipped up on that one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Jebus be into necrophilia, he just still likes them warm!

Bad idea.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Well, she did ask!

Take it easy

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

The dweeb on the left does not look pleased. (His internet connection must be shitty!)

Wow Good times

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Isn't that number supposed to be 867-5309?

Hey another one of our members hit level 9

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Do you mean MissKathleen? Eric did Post that, but until we get the "pinning" problem fixed (un-pinned Posts hanging around at the top of the Main Page) we couldn't Pin it. If it's somebody else, who?

Thanks for letting me join,hope to learn from one another.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Welcome!

All right gals, the line forms on the left and no pushing. Who is hot for this guy?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

& this guy is looking??? I can't believe he hasn't been snapped up, already!

Are you a robot?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Call me that again & we've got a problem!

Owing to the recent drama and in an attempt to circumvent further bad feelings.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

I have many of these available to those that wish them. I assure you we will give it all the consideration it deserves.

Happens every time! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Weren't no accident about it!

Who likes bjs and has two thumbs.Mr banana.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Yeah, we do, but still...

Panda butt.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Interesting. I hear yours looks like an aging hippo.

Weird shit.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Keep smoking that strain & you'll see some more!

Is it lunch time yet?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Nice & dank! Way to go!

Didn't know it was that easy.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Oh, I'm sure it was very easy for you!

She's got the moves like Jaeger.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

That stuff is vile!

Thanks to @thislife... [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

This is why I enjoy showering more. Tho, it can come with it's own problems, & solutions...

How should I handle lurkers?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Yeah, I voted, Commented, then hit submit. So fuckin' sue me!

How should I handle lurkers?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

I voted on #4, not that I know it's true, I just found it funny!

The Reality of Sharing a Bath [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Funny because it's accurate. That's why I always shower, tho it can have problems, too...

Yeah, that's a healthy dose of normal right there... [m.facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Gotta get your exercise routine in however you can! May as well have church be not a total waste of time!

A nod to House.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

& Hugh Laurie really is an Atheist!

Just posted this in UK Agnostics and Atheists Group as I need cheering up after Scotland losing to ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

That was funny. I have to admit I had to turn up the volume, tho, to understand the "English" they speak!!! LOL! I have the same problem with some British, & especially Scots, comedians that I enjoy. I know if I lived there my ear would become attuned rather quickly, like working down South in my carny days, but as it stands it's a bit of work!

Dread lock comb back

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Not-hot Cross Buns!

Snow bird just flew in.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

My Mom is a very pale (tho not that pale) Irish lass. When young she laid on a white sand beach, under an umbrella, & the reflection alone from the sand gave her a painful sunburn. This girl is in for a world of hurt!

That baby boo needs a wax job.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Not even a crumb!

Moving up in the world.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Not a hope in imaginary hell, Kaitlyn! Unless of course I get Booted from the Site. Of course, if I do, you'll probably be coming, too! Along with most of the folks in this Group & "Memes..."!

Firefighter

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

At least have them within reach!

Jajajajajajajaja.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Ask her no questions...she'll tell you no truths!

Uhhhhhhhhh

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

I guess everybody needs love, tho some I'd prefer not to imagine!

Witness....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Piss on him! Literally!

Screamer...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Rumplestiltskin! It's ALWAYS Rumplestiltskin!

Licking.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

No, I only say you're bad when you do it at the public playground!

Maybe someone can unpin some of this crap

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

What Eric said. If you'll notice, there is no "pin" in them. They just won't drop, not unlike your balls!

Well, it DOES make me want drink. Probably not the most productive reaction tho.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Compounding problems & engendering bad decisions since 3000 BCE!

Just a lil'midnight possummeming.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Baited traps will be available at the door. Three choices of poison are offered. These are presented free as a public service!

Congratulations to @misskathleen for achieving level 9 today!!! Woohoo!!! Longer journey ahead to ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Way to go!

My next shirt cause I'm never getting the agnostic one

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Oh, so that's what she meant!

Opinions are like

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

LOL!...

Canaduh Eh?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

That's kinda cool....(LOL!)

John the entrée.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Ah, the head cheese has finally arrived!

What kind of super hero ARE you?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Ah, I see he had a transplant. I don't think it was from a close family member! (Pun intended!)

....in case anyone was wondering.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

The same as it ever was...

She sounds hideous....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Oh, good one!

Low hanging fruit.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Already Posted on FB!

I find your lack of taste in good movies disturbing.....you know who you are!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

I know I'm going to get killed for this one....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

The way that one smells, I believe you are already dead!

.....and I have.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Another potential sub-motto for this Group!

If you wanna get down you've got to take her out....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

One of the darker comedians today... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiQfb-FZMUI

Just because I like beating dead horses..... @GuyKeith @phxbillcee

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Yes, beating "dead horses", your euphemism for jacking off. The first half is apt, for I wouldn't doubt that member has been long dead, but you might, in the interest of accuracy change it up to "dead gnat"!

Welcome: New Member: MoonTiger Have at it.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

You want him to "Have at it?" What, are you supplying the goats?

Not all hero's wear capes...or clothing.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Over 38 men per hour. Calls into question their technique, at the least! Even with multiples at a time,...

Calc 201 was another tear jerker....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I still have nightmares about some of the textbooks I had in college! This is a funny, funny meme!

Hey.. So who exactly is the "cabal" everyone keeps talking about? ?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

No such thing. A few small "groups" (small G, tho sometimes contained in a big G) of continuously butthurt pansies that hate each other so vehemently they are even willing to scuttle the Site for their vendettas. Getting any deeper in this would only draw you in, explode your head, or both. You are well out of it!

I'm not going to do a lame poll.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Holy crap! White Boy (& Girl) Thug Life, indeed! Hell, the Little Rascals are more Thug" & my sex life has more "Life" than this lame thread! Tho I do admit I spy a bunch of pussies here!

Hip hip oh bae

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Every time, bae! (Or so I imagine!)

Eye see what you did there.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Talk about fucking with someone's head!

Some like it hot

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I always thought you had a hot ass!

I should at least get some comments for points

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

You have a definite point there! (& now a few here!)

Rock on dude.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Misty. Is there something you haven't told me???

We were told no crocs,haha croc meme.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Soup's up!

Finally found the real family

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

You think she'd be carrying a rake!

(still feeling daring...)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I can see the woman in red posting a sign that reads, "We reserve the right to refuse service to anybody!"

Kung fool...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Not bad, Grasshopper!

But what about answering yourself?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

That is actually quite comforting, but, when...

A Treemendous photo

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Groot's seldom acknowledged uncle!

When poets go bad.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Thoreau throws up.

Meme checkpoint.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Do PC's count?

(I’m feeling daring this morning.)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I bet he's still chuckling, tho!

So that's what

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

That is funny on a few levels!

True that.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

They are all hilarious & lame, & one can come up with funny (or serious, but where's the fun in that!) comebacks for all of them. Like with #8. "The Fool says in his heart; 'There is no god'." I just say, "That may well be, it's why he's a Fool." (At this point they get all alert) "That's why I like to use my brain to think, & it says, 'Naw, highly doubtful'."

The real emergency

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

& the only reason many Repugs are concerned about tRump declaring his National Emergency is that they are afraid a future Dem might do the same for Climate Change!?!? Unbelievable, but true! Morons!

Well that's true

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

The Amazing Randi!

About right

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Wait! You have no class!

Yuck yuck yuck...and I’m vegetarian

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I feel the same about kale!

Who would commit such an abomination?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

It was nice knowing you, Tom. (& so close to Level 9, too!)

Curses! Foiled again!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Have you tried that new ride-share company, Valkyrie?

Can I say "fuck" here?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Sure, as long as you can take it as well as dish it out. That's my take on this Group, of course @GuyKeith will likely disagree on a minor point, get on his high-horse, lecture me on the rules of discourse & then have to run off & change his panties. But, I think that's it.

What ya gonna do?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Or your local drug dealer!

I know, right?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Didn't murder. I want that noted for the record!

I'll use Johnny Depp here...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Pervert! You'd use Johnny Depp anywhere!

It was an itsy bitsy, teeenie weenie....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:

The water was cold!!!