Sex addict?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I have a case of... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJkkUZBIEtA

Not very popular anymore.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

So that's why you talk in that high voice!

Happy Birthday.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

& then wonders & is hurt when guy has an affair!

That'll be the last time!!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Yeah, considering your ass will be in prison! (I think arson is one of the most despicable crimes, it potentially puts so many lives at risk. I know, it's a meme, but...)

Guys, the Store manager told me if I come in minidress again he will fire me!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I'd like to come in that minidress!

Ouch. Gotta hurt

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Obviously...Satan!

Responsibility sucks

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I keep going back to this...

Show me the money

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Really, can I get that retroactively?

Kitty cat knows where it's at

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

We're on to you, Diane!

Fool us one hundred times shame on...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

That's exactly why we need a Union!

Dudes on FB be like...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Even I am not that desperate! Or delusional. Or stupid. Two out of three ain't bad!

What wall?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Or, just climbing any wall!

You sickos need some wholesomeness ?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

It's a bit sappy, but I love it!

Honey- why is the Xmas tree ornament biting me?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Just...Wow!

I'm staging a protest on The Senate Chat Room tomorrow at 6:30 pm EST in favor of Free Speech and ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

You may not want me there. I agree with your principles, but am dubious about approach. We'll see. I think she is hanging herself & don't really wish to watch that go down.

what to do with my remains....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

The pigeons, gulls & rats will take care of it!

Who still reads books? Get a Kindle or an Amazon app you dinosaurs!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Well, that is a little stickier! Plus, I like books! & turning the page!

I felt personally attacked by this meme....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

yes

Great Cream Pie though.....not that kind of cream pie ya perve!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

& to step on this one, too...

As you can see, I'm quite the catch....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Damn! You have the same list I do!

I should have used healing crystals instead of therapy...they work just as well and cost less.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Funny, how?

Bite my shiny butt....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I think this is who @KKGator is backing!

@phxbillcee as a young man....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Or bourbon to put in it?

R2D2 If I stole this from here and reposted, I'm sorry. But it's just so dang funny.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I figure this will bug Dave, Eric & Dr. Who fans!

Not exactly a meme, but evidence that I not only zip through these memes at lightning speed, but ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I have never seen this, & I comment a lot!

If they can do it.....I can too.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

We'll see. We will see.

I'm taking orders....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I went a different route...

Pain is weakness leaving the body....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

With me it used to be more alcohol & drugs. A "Consume Vast Quantities" sort of outlook!

Wisdom from the mouths of babes....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Yeah, that won't change, kid. You'll just find weirder shit to confuse you!

Correct.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Gotta go with Eric here as far as beverage. Gotta go with Ron on best buzz. Gotta go with Kaitlyn.

You jerk....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Yeah, well, the neutrinos got through!

Y'all need Marx!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Are you sure that's not Allen Ginsberg?

Y'all need Marx!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Love that subtle addition of the web site, there.

Take that...haters!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

A saying in CA during a water shortage some years ago was, "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." Now, this was for the toilet, mind you, so no dooky in the sink, boys!

Selective omnipotence....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

More like 4000 years, give or take a millennium or so. Even give jebus just from his "birth" that's 2000 years. Plus there's the matter of child abuse, starvation, disease,...Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting, "mysterious ways"!

It's all magic....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

That about sums that up!

What brings us together is stronger than what tears us apart....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Yeah there is. Rodent people!

Murica....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

tRumpCare!

Bad genes....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

It's what's on the inside that counts! Oh, wait...

I laughed....then it happens to me.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Fear & un-balanced!

Even lower hanging fruit....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Hell, that fruit done fell off the tree!

At the of being accused of posting hate speech.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

We know it's not, Eric. We know how much you enjoy "little person" porn!

Salad days......

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Ah, yes. The "good old days"! & not even a mention of "Jim Crow", the "Red Scare", or so many other fun amusements of the time!

That penis looks just like a mushroom.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Oh, chill, Richard...

Cats are a-holes...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Well,...

Perception is reality.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I so bet this is true! Fuckin' people!

C.C. was a bad ass!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Not unlike KK! (@KKGator)

Get the raid.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Keep your chemicals away from my roach! It's all I've got left 'til payday!

I was told there would be some...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I bet you call all your exes that!

Not that I was that funny to begin with...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I wish to keep my job.

Does this count as an INTERMISSION?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I don't see why not. Whatever does it for you!

@phxbillcee (Note the resemblance to my goblin.)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Goblin is now the official mascot & Master-at-Arms for the Group, pending approval from @EricTrommater!

A tip for country folk...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I posted it as this a few months ago & got it pulled on me!?! May you have better luck!

I came here to post memes and get revenge on my enemies.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Knowing you, you'll make more. & soon!

⭕Look into my eyes .... I said my eyes ..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Both pairs are beautiful!

Massive Trump Facepalm. How Is This Man PRESIDENT?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

He is such a moron!

A world without clouds. The Global Warming catastrophe. [quantamagazine.org]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Getting closer & closer to the "tipping point", & we may well already be there. Inaction won't cut it!

Been a while?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Been milking that excuse for a while now, eh?

My neighbors are into some weird shit.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

It would be interesting to check out some of their "BBQ's"!

Missed him again!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

That look does not do it for me!

Ken charged me with sharing my taste in music--y'all can blame him.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

My first two "go-to's" for karaoke... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-59COFjB6Sk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPEqRMVnZNU

Concrete. Savior or villain? [theguardian.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bdMSCdw20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck1UmjpD38M

Pompeo: Trump didn't say that.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Yeah, "almost" feel for him. He knows who he works for & how deranged he is. To have to constantly "spin" tRump's own words & tweets is a full-time job, but that's the horse they've backed. (Or, the horse's ass!)

I want to do this in my yard this year

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

& then you can measure the snow in the winter, like, "It's up to the eyeballs out there!"

A little humor

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Quick, show him the bill!

Wish I was a cat

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Should have started learning yoga earlier!

Can we up our music game?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Posted just a few hours ago by @Rudy1962, but, it is a good meme!

Relative lives in "Bloom County". Could also be a Dr Suess character!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I am SO familiar...

I'm all in

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I can do that! Stop on 2/28 at midnight & not have another drink until 12:01 AM on 3/1. I'm tough, I can do it!!! LOL!

Q. Who holds the landspeed record for going from hot to not? A. It's me

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Won't happen here, at least not for that reason. We're all weirdos on this bus!

We might be the shortest ones yet, and we knew it was coming! Mass extinctions. [geologyin.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

We supposedly inherited the Earth, nobody said for how long, tho!

What's your complaint?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I'll listen, but I won't care.

No regerts?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

& that he's got two right hands!

....or maybe it's paranoia....I'm good either way.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Give 'em hell, Boss!

Off Never-Never Land....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Have your fun now. In a few years you'll be paying for it in therapy bills for him!

Probably Wednesday in The Senate Chat Room....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Have fun! If you make it through, tell me how you did!

Wake me up before you Gogh Gogh....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Obviously Mom majored in Art Appreciation!

Don't everyone start bum-Russian me for this one....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Bushbeef? Hedgeheifer?

Copycat crimes....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Paid with what? Pork chops?

They can't tell me what to do!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Well, you didn't use a knife!

Ungreatful.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

So *that's* where my stash went!

Bedtime for Bonzos....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I bet he's getting all wet!

That's loyalty....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Especially considering who gave it...

Smart ass imaginary friend....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Tho i think Bea is a bit confused. If the name starts with "J" it wouldn't be Satan, it would have to start with "S" for that. English must not be her first language!

They can be

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Daily!

That would suck.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I'd sue that hospital for so much that I could buy a younger new & improved model!

Those snacks aren't going to keep you small

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

It was bound to happen...

Nice costume.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I think he's gone well over that four-hour limit!

Don't know how this happened.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I guess it just proves you're not a total pussy!!! LMAO!

That'll do it.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Hey, everybody needs a hobby!

That feeling when...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

& even more so when you realize... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk & https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq4uCWtQE24

I spent a long time in the woods.I keep thinking about sex.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Birds do it, bees do it, even all the fuckin' trees do it...

Reality becomes a joke all too often!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

So glad I had GI Bill. I was able to get into debt in my own way!!!

Love the King.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

She has wha... oh, ok, now I see it!

Just one would have saved y'all.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Now we just have to hope that his advanced syphilis will do him in!

Mmmm bacon

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Maybe if we add bacon to the FSM's meatball eyes...

Where else would you wear it?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Guess who's getting a cavity search?

Not a fun game, though.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

& leveling up is a bitch!

I can see why.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

If I remember, at about that age a stray breeze could get me hard! A teacher like that...it would have been continuous until I passed out from lack of blood to the big head!

@phxbillcee for your haters lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Thank you, Teresa! For myself & the other twisteds in this Group (& I count you among us!). Fuck 'em, indeed!