Smart kid

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

& Little Johnny went on to found the largest hedge-fund in America!

Dating site at its finest

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I already joined!!!

Finding isolated tribes

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Probably Florida!

That would be criminal

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Don't count on her finishing, bro!

, He deserves it.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Don't play with your food!

He tells everyone the next day that he got laid.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Well, he didn't really lie, I guess. Except on the grass.

Release the monkeys!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

They tried it with dolphins, too. The dolphins basically declined to play!

There will be disagreements.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

This Post made & presented by computers & the internet! Little bit of irony here?

Unless you're Boris Badenov.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Again, a platitude that gets it wrong. Love, respect, tolerance, etc. are not necessarily "simple" things. I agree it is best not to over-complicate things, but not everything breaks down, or should be broken down, to the lowest common denominator, either.

This is why I try avoid the compound, complex sentence.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Again, too broad. Some things just aren't "simple", unfortunately. Well, except for our Cheeto-in-Chief, of course!

I'm not buying this one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Yeah, need to define those terms a bit more before I'll buy in.

This guy is a pussy magnet.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

All kittens, you child molester!

Who remembers Hair?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I played in a local production of Hair right out of HS. No nudity, tho. I still have a copy of the Original Broadway Cast soundtrack on vinyl (& CD).

Do you remember back in the 70's blowing out birthday candles, a lit cigarette 6 inches from your ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:

In the '70's I was in the USN. A lot of beer cans & cigarettes, not too many B-Day cakes!

Even more Star Wars....cuz I'm me.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Then the rest of the Universe is lucky!

No....no there is not.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Rather a good metaphor, at that!

Fuck the grammar Nazis....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

But it can be such fun...

I'm interested....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Won't last long...

In a new minty flavor....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY_DF2Af3LM

Speaking of my own worst enemy...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Say it ain't so, Eric! On second thought, mum is the word!

Twas me the whole time...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Always, always, be careful what you wish for!

What an honor...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Danny rules!

I'd sleep through the meetings...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Sure, it's called the unemployment line!

It would work on me....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

As if I was listening to her in the first place!

Sounds good, but it's too long. (That's not what she said.)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I bet she's not wild about spluge, jism or man-milkshake, either!

Wonder what the teacher thought.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Won't even rant about how this is just idiotic for a biology class. The total antithesis of what evolution states. Bet the teacher is a creationist & thererfore deserves this picture!

Freedom from avatars.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Two things...I have a number of photos on my Profile page, so if I choose an avatar other than that there is no deception involved. Also, if you Block a Mod, at least in this Group, you will be Blocked from the Group. Not a threat, just what it is. I can understand some of your frustration, but people represent in different ways & as long as no deception is actually being performed it seems as if you're over-reacting.

Maybe the firetruck was on fire?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I bet they don't let the dalmatian drive again!

No question about that

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Yeah, but do any of us really want to come to this???

Rorschach forever. No compromise.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Gee, I was always kind of a fan of sex & depravity. The murder was just a side benefit!

It's pronounced "gi-na"

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Nothin' could be finah than to 'scape from your vachina in the mornin'!

F is for friends who do stuff together.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Please, not another link to the SOTU! Haven't I suffered enough!

Again with the pants....this place is a prison!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Ok, stabbing people is wrong. How about choking them out?

Try it...I double dog dare you.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Don't ever post croc memes!

Also, my nickname in High School.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I just hope they don't use the chicken from this previous post of @mistymoon77!

Finish....the...fucking....story!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Seldom happens with memes!

Can't get away with a damn thing anymore....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Love it!

Memes are life.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I'll know I'm in love when my SO is hunting for memes with me!

Seems legit.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I love OP!

I need Tech Support like this some days....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

It may soon actually come to something like this!

Wise words from The Watchmen....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Welcome to our world, dude!

It's a miracle!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I like the larger format better. I like to think she is getting a hold of his gun before he realizes what he is actually saying!

Thought I might slip this one by.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Good for you! The Boss seems to be off atm, so it may get by. If he does catch it...you're on your own!!! LOL!

Hiding in the bushes.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I always pictured Clinton as being taller...

It's the weekend, bring it on.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Since you asked so nicely,...ok!

Putting it mildly.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

This is when you hear, "You should see the other guy!"

Who signed up for this little experiment.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

& applying a male's testicular sweat to a woman's lips can help him relax, boost his mood & regulate his horniness cycle!

It's all arse.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I don't think there's anything "new" about that!

P O T A T O .....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

What is, "How are marriages arranged in Ireland?", Alex.

Another Waldo spotting....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Almost enough to stop the bourbon in the coffee in the morning! Almost.

We don't have enough necrophiliac humor on here....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Hey! I do my part!

What a loser

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Maybe it's the 'stache?!?

Glad to be leaving Texas... except for BBQ

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Yeah, but the BBQ discussion will end up just the same! It is Texas, after all!

It's hurtful.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I usually call out barking spiders!

Okay, so the contractor is slow and it is taking longer than expected!!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 15, 2019:

We all are, up to the moment the venue is closed down!

In the spirit of pick-up lines

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Yeah, but demons are real freaks!

That just isn't right. This should be reported!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

That taint funny! LMAO!

More bathroom humor......CW! So much CW!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

That's pretty shitty, Eric!!!

Not that I judge....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Honestly, I'm too old to try & figure this whole thing out. I understand why some are gay, or trans, or confused. We are a silly species, & it seems we're not alone in this in the animal kingdom, but no way am I gonna even try to memorize what "gender" you want to be called. Since I'm also lousy with names, I think I'll just stick with, "Hey, you!"

Genius!....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Never did like my family!

Perhaps this is an issue particular to my own group but I'd be interested in other's input.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

You tell it, Boss! Honestly, he's only touched on a part of this problem. I won't expand much, so as not to muddy the waters here, but some Members seem to believe that if things are not done their way, tout de suite, that warrants immediate Reporting! Even when advised to just pass by Memes they are not fond of, or even to just discuss said Memes, they believe that their way should prevail. & when one suggests, politely at first, they may be happier elsewhere, or that they are welcome to form their own Groups, now we are fascists & it gets personal. Anyway, I'll leave it there & let the discussion continue on the above. btw, for any that don't know, I am one of the Moderators of "Memes R Us", & can corroborate everything Eric said.

All hail the new Messiah....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

All hail Adobe!

Day 63 it still hasn't warmed up, the cupboards are empty and the cats are getting nervous...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

You call that living??? LOL!

Here we go round the George W. Bush....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

He's a lot shorter than I imagined!

I'll be 49 March 17th...just sayin

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

& none of that stupid green beer, either!

I'll be 49 March 17th...just sayin

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Hell, Eric, you don't look twice that age!

So wise....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Well, it is Austin, the only civilized place in TX! (Sorry, @MichelleGar1!) (BTW, were you away from the Site for a spell there so you could attend the rally in the Coliseum?)

As close to a V-Day Meme as I get....all hail Frank Herbert!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Sure ain't no Dune-nut in there, kid!

We've all done it.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Along with her eyelashes & three layers of foundation!

Take this job and shove it.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I'm sensing a theme, here. You are really quitting/retiring or you have already?

...and apparently not everyone wore shoes.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

When I was that young it was 1963!

420 Humor....555

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

911...Hello, police...

Semi submerged

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Always problems with the audio in this version.

Jesus take the wheel...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Gotta be more specific. Zombie deities aren't known for their smarts!

More anti-vaxxer bashing....cuz....low hanging fruit.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Low hanging? That "fruit" has been lying on the ground rotting!

Marie Kondo eat your heart out...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Won't Goodwill be surprised!

Agreed....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Yeah, it's raining & in the 50's here. Brutal!

Yeah, right.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Perfect expression!

Motivation....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Dinner or the downhill slope!

Retirement ,the next day

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Starvation is always an option.

Winter sucks

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Never trust a rodent!

I'm gangsta

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Yeah, gangsta...Grandpa Acting Naughty Going Slow To Albertsons!

Retiring, well quiting anyways

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Whatever works, or not, in this case!

Work is a four letter word

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Mice, what mice?

Family fun

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Pussy looks happy about it, tho!

Mike..........

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

May I call you "Clit" for short?

Green with jealousy

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

There's always Tide Pods!

That's sexy AF

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

The dogs are gonna love you, Rudy!

Save big money

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

The little rug rats will never notice!

Looks level to me.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Always hear it in Sam's voice...

A time warp? A portal?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

It's come to this,...not only are they on every corner, they are now every store & even filling up the spaces between!

No means no, or else suffer the consequences. Just sayin'.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

But, did he get to finish?

Hahaha....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Some of those little yappy types do need a sweater when it's cold (more proof they genetically split from real dogs some time back), but the rest of that is just animal abuse, & should be reported!

Someone wasn't happy.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

A bit of an overreaction, I'd say.

Reminds me of something...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Suck, suck, blow is just a figure of speech!

Anything but that!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

A fate worse than...or a cure worse than...

I'll have the 7 course dinner please.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Ok, but can I sub the potato for a shot of Jameson, then?

To the Hitch.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Miss ya', Hitch!

Same shit different day

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Hey! It ain't "shit"! It's damn cute, actually. I've grown quite fond of it!

There's a handful...of us.. no pun intended.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

The pun should have been intended!