Definitely the one on the right.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I hope that's not permanent marker, tho helping to clean her up might be a lot of fun!

I am level one and hopefully will stay on it.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Welcome! Have fun, explore, interact.

How to tell if you're having a bad day...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

So much for that "prime" parking spot!

Religion by committee

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

A camel,...

Who remembers this guy?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Not usually in that pose, but I had 'nephews' (a friend's kids), that loved the show, & I made the swords for them out of wood. (Was working carving decorative decoys at the time, had all the "fixin's"). Had to take them back soon after...I guess they weren't "child frindly, tho I played with worse when I was a kid!

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

LMAO! It's an oldie, but I'm stealing it!

A simple poll

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22C5EGXpD5Y

Watershed maps, in brilliant color [bigthink.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Beautiful map. The Colorado is great, it's what keeps Phoenix alive, but oh, that mighty Mississippi!

For Chemistry geeks

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Science/nerd puns! Gotta love it!

Candy is Dandy

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Like it!

Ben Hur is spinning

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Gotta move with the times, Ben!

Sometimes a can

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

But they both want something else!

It's coming to this

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Cute, but, no it isn't.

Don't let your wife see this. She might get ideas

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Do I need to tell you where that cattle prod is going next?!?

Seems unfair to me

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

At least microwave it for him!

Cassette Love For the older folks here

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

"I told you I could get it done using only the tip!"

I've been told by friends that I'm the most militant atheist they know.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I don't claim "militancy", tho I am inherently direct & can be confrontational, I strive for a more "Street Epistemology" approach...it's a work in progress. I am a "Firebrand Atheist" & I am not at all ashamed of my stance or outlook. I wear atheist/science t-shirts often, hoping to spark discussion. I have an "Atheist Atom" tat on my right forearm. I speak with the JW's or Mormons that come to my door. I'm proud & can be loud when needed. I'm "out", as far as my atheism goes, & I can support the many reasons why I am!

Actually reverse

phxbillcee comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Hey, if she's comfortable, I'm comfortable!

Historic Sears Homes.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

There are still a number standing in Jerome, AZ, a once thriving mining community north of Phoenix... http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/arizona-news/kit-homes-bought-from-catalogs-still-stand-in-jerome

Drinking piss

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

How beautifully ironic!

Never had that happen.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I almost always remember my pants, & usually remember to put them on, even!

I don't disagree.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Mine is sometime soon, please! Hopefully breathing this time!

I haven't ever seen one of those.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Do NOT want to see what the mountain lions mutated to!

New Indian Uprising

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

But they'll still steal your land & break treaties!

Interesting dichotomy

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I'm somewhere in between on both, does that mean I'm (gasp)...bi???

I'm missing something

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Right, newt???

Cannot be unseen

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Not only creepy, but why am I fairly sure the music really sux!?!

Meanwhile at the border...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

& meanwhile, a mile down the border, a tunnel is being built!

Show your dominance.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Wouldn't show me dominance. Would show me stupidity & disregard for basic safety! I'd just think you were a major idiot & make fun of you, probably not what you were looking for! May want to up your game for me!!! Now, claymore mines might do it!

If that's your thing...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Hit me, beat me, call me dirty names, humiliate me!

Not a ROCKing horse!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

It's the rainbow farting that turns me off!

That's pretty lame.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Just broke the largest trafficking ring in Lawrenceville!

If you insist...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Both at once?!? Well, I'm getting older, but I'm still game!

Im evil he he he!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Dang! You got this one in before I could! I saw this in one of my FB Groups & had it planned to post here! Beat me to it, woman! Good job!

Can't have enough warnings

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

&, if you can't do that, well, the door is always open. To paraphrase Aerosmith, walk that way!

Welcome new members Heartofabudda and erlie03.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Welcome!

this might not be a meme, but it is comedy [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Oliver is great!

Why is it that we can no longer see the last 20 pictures posted in a group on the right hand side of...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I mentioned this in another Post here, I'm glad you brought it up specifically.

I miss the old HC...,

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Talk about jumping the shark!

I do feel bad for him....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

AFLAC! Sorry, too soon?

They can't tell me what to do!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

That's right, you missed the whole thread when this was last posted. It was fun! & my reputation is now more established than ever!

So inspirational.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Or, even the reason they smirk. Or cry. Or run away screaming!

There is a lesson for all of here....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Ah, ain't FB wunnerful?!? LOL!

...all traffic is real.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Because, what choice do we have, really?

So wise....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Ain't that the truth...

So, I guess I'm back after a long hiatus.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Thanks, Boss! & to the disappointment of many of you, yes, I am still a Mod. Suck it up, buttercups!!! LOL!

....just like their brothers and sisters. What brothers and sisters you ask? Exactly!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

If they're old enough to understand this, they're too old to cook! Meat just gets stringy as hell!

Nathaniel Hawthorne eat your heart out....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

How to get a B? Be the one who snitched on her! (Think about it!)

And I got tons to laugh about.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I should be rolling on the floor!

Such a cute dog

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Yeah, & I bet Dad didn't have to clean it up!

Picture of my cousins house.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Bringing stupidity & laziness together again!

My red neck cousin sent this to me.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Those threads are gonna leave a mark!

Me, either.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Not a hope in imaginary hell!

Wish I could find one mocking the Facebook type amen for a pile of money posts.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

He wasn't sent enough...

That would have been better

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I would have just loved to have seen that!

More brilliance.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Well, there could be an audiobook with background music. Ah, who am I kidding, this was just an idiot!

Eloquence

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

FYI, you double posted. Might want to delete this one.

One of these is not like the others.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Looks like they're all fetish costumes!

I promise!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Yep, I'm sending, too!

Maybe I’ll get a cross just in case!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Well, they supposedly ward off vampires, maybe zombies, too???

How romantic!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Well, at this point that is a distinct possibility!

anyone know where I can get one (and maybe a Trump Jr. one too)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I'd be happy if he just resigned & his businesses all went under taking his kid's with him! Let's see if he can get his Apprentice gig back!

Makes sense because there are so many dicks in DC

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Good one!!!

I mean, really.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

& then he'll get a free ride!

Hello Columbus.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Don't know if I should laugh or cry. What a difference between what Columbus "meant" when I was in school 'til now.

....!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Looking for a new daddy!

Be prepared.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

When seconds matter!

Lmao...I mean that's not where I like my bananas, but....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

& where do you like your bananas, hmmm???

Couldn't watch the entire State of the Union

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

The gorge does tend to rise!

When the romantic love wears off

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Persistence isn't always the best option, sometimes it's best to... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk

Ain't that the truth

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Yeah, right! It'll likely be more, "He was ok, but..."! I'll settle for...

Take a little trip

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

As an MD I'mMA totally sure your coffee is PerfeCtly Pure.

This has been making the rounds round social media today.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

There's a reason they call it "Misery"!

I might have stolen this from here....Forgive me heathens if I did

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

You did. Say five "Hail Hitchens" & one "Our Dawkins" & you will be absolved!!!

If only it could be fixed somehow

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

btw, did you vote for...LOL!

Fox News Says"Fairness" Shouldn't Be Taught In Schools [youtube.com] Apparently, I'm a Marxist.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Well, I do lean "socialist" on many issues (btw, we've already got a lot of socialism in this country!), & "fairness" is one of the primary reasons! That has always been one of the major reasons socialist solutions have been implemented,...Social Security, the highway system, public funded libraries, fire departments, police, & much more! We all chip in, & those with more "means" chip in more, to benefit all of us. That is a "Society", rather than anarchy or an oligarchy! & this will NOT stop investment, innovation, entrepreneurship at all! It's called a "fair" share!

This is my brand of "sexy": understated, and oh, so suggestive.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Anyone else not seeing the "Recent Photos" to the right?

The strugle is real....so...so...you know the rest.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

It must be contagious! I have that, too!

Go big or go home....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Just fuckin' go for it!

Still looking for my 10mm

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

LOL! That &, "FUCK!, that same damn knuckle again! Shit! I won't have any skin left on it! Damn! That fuckin' hurts!" Or words to that effect!

Damn Smart Appliances....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I just can't imagine why anyone would leave this guy!!! LOL!

My house would be a wreck without them...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Ah, a DIYer. & your house is still standing???

Dead ringer....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Danny needs better glasses!

Yes.....yes it did.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Ouch!?!?

So geeked....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I hear the Judge looks way sexy in his robe, so there's that!

You have to know how to talk to these famous peeps...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Gotta get their attention!

Congratulations.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Aw, Eric, you're making me blush!

My kids watched those movies everyday for like 3 years...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Yeah, the prisons there are much more hospitable!

Religious girls are great in bed....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Until they escape the restraints, that is!

Walking through life like....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Really ought to save that congratulatory blunt until after the exam!

I did just this morning....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I've done the latter, don't need the stress any more. Somehow prostitution never paid off for me, & I thought my prices were quite within market standards!!! I even offered discounts for repeat customers, but, I never had to honor that!?!?

Romance is dead....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Rookie! Get her to drink the drugged wine first! Then you tell her!

Make Forests Great Again....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Stupid fucking tRum...er, I mean trees!

I see right through this pun....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Puns, Eric? You? Tho, it is funny!

Speaking of porn....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Especially with the internet!

Or both....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Family values!

much is rolling through my world today....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Will definitely cause many of the same symptoms!

Curtain call

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

& sometimes those classy ladies were too drunk to get a number, anyhow!

Probably not and don't plan on it either. Tickles is on his own.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I'm searching for the OP (Obvious Plant) logo, & don't see it. Seems like one of theirs.

Art imitating life

phxbillcee comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Another painting commissioned by tRump? At least this time he made it a family portrait!