I love a romantic evening, looking at a moon...

tinebean comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Beautiful!! Is that Europa?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 25, 2019:

I think it looks a bit more like Io, tho I could be wrong.

New theory on early universe black holes... [futurism.com]

chilehead9 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

It is an interesting theory, though I'm a bit dubious with them attributing so much to something as poorly understood as dark matter - since we know nothing about what it is, only about some of the effects it has on surrounding space and matter.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 25, 2019:

I have to agree. This is more speculation & computer simulation than actual observation. Interesting concept, tho.

Spam calls...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I laugh at them & dare them to sow up at my door!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 25, 2019:

@Closeted Said the guy trying to scam people for a living!

Word Salad

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

A parsec of porcupine quills!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 25, 2019:

Or, the obvious answer to everything... "42"!

What you lookin at???

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I was blushing for no reason

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

We know where your magazine was!

I’m on track...

KKGator comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I've been in stage 3 for decades. It's delightful.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

@KKGator Promises, promises.

Party like its 1999.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Followed by... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRyAwr4Yb5A

Gary, this is not the meat group.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

& if you don't have fruit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

& what the hell... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

Why do they always rub it in when there's someone new.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Dating Mitch McConnell?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Beat me to it, Rudy!

Healthy me went shopping the last 3 times, WTF.

KKGator comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Yeah. I hate it when that happens.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

@glennlab Nice set-up, Glenn! & she walked right into it!

Working from home.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

New release, "Dream Worker" by Gary Wright!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Ok, may as well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZKuzwPOefs

I’m on track...

KKGator comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I've been in stage 3 for decades. It's delightful.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

@KKGator Wasn't that before patents were a thing?

I’m on track...

Mokvon comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I am not quite to the last yet. But there are days.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

There sure are!

It's too cheesy

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Groan!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

From the lowest depths of the abdomen!

It's too cheesy

Dancing comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I stealing/borrowing this.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Please steal it. If you just borrow it he'll use it again!

Head..check. Body.. check. Tail... questionable. Nuts.. dragging.

beenthere comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Or if you have livestock . . . Nuts check. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZi22RBqblw

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

@beenthere Honestly, didn't watch any...not my area of interest!

Why Didn't He Try This In The First Place?

Mokvon comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I am there if they're grape!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

@Mokvon I just got sick in my mouth a little bit!

Why Didn't He Try This In The First Place?

Mokvon comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I am there if they're grape!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

@Paul4747, @Mokvon Folks, folks,...if we MUST go to faux pastry at least do Toaster Strudels. Better pastry. Better filling. At least close to edible, which can not be said for Pop Tarts! (Never even liked them when I was a kid!)

I have a plan. Not a good plan.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Thought I'd show this meme the next time someone asks "What happened to Bob, your previous kitty?"

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

The above may be fine, but I wouldn't follow through with this if you post in "Feline Fanatics"!!!

I worry about being ship wrecked here.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I'd much rather get stranded on a dessert island than a desert island!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Still have quite a bit until Level 7, my friend. May want to save a real "push" until closer to the goal!

I worry about being ship wrecked here.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Just 'cause I pointlessly need the double points.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Still just Thursday!

I worry about being ship wrecked here.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Just 'cause I pointlessly need the double points.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

I'll help...nope!

There, but for the grace of INSANE, GENOCIDAL JEHOVAH go I...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Like when they state it was a "miracle" that saved the one person on the crashed plane...was it the same miracle that horribly killed the other 250??? Or "allowed" the plane to crash in the first place?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

@Zoohome The news media loves the term "miracle", & uses it just to promote stories.

There, but for the grace of INSANE, GENOCIDAL JEHOVAH go I...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Like when they state it was a "miracle" that saved the one person on the crashed plane...was it the same miracle that horribly killed the other 250??? Or "allowed" the plane to crash in the first place?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

@Zoohome It is distasteful, but too often unavoidable!

A large percentage of my posts are getting rejected by agnostic for this group and I cannot explain ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 24, 2019:

People are either reporting the posts or @sitesupport is doing it... If there are people in my group reporting or flagging posts, I don't want them here... Maybe ill pm sitesupport and discuss the issue... Just repost... That's what I do...

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Yep, repost, & re-repost if needed. Wear the boogers down!

Women for President | January 23, 2019 Act 2 | Full Frontal on TBS [youtube.com]

chalupacabre comments on Jan 24, 2019:

The elections cycles have simply gotten waaaaaaay too long! Maybe in the Summer we can start to talk about the candidates, but for now, all those who want to voice their candidacies need to shut their pie holes.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

I tend to agree. It dilutes the "message", bores the constituency & by the time elections come, everybody is sick to death!

The State of the State of the Union: Not Good, Folks | The Daily Show [youtube.com]

kenriley comments on Jan 24, 2019:

This is all one big mess.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

That, my friend, is a supreme understatement!

The Gospel of Luke - NonStampCollector [youtube.com]

Dave75 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I don’t know if you like Darkmatter. He put up a new video recently as well.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

I believe I already posted that, unless one snuck by. I have the "bell" rung, tho, so I should get all alerts.

Head..check. Body.. check. Tail... questionable. Nuts.. dragging.

beenthere comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Or if you have livestock . . . Nuts check. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZi22RBqblw

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Will not even ask how you knew this was out there!!!

Shannon is such a pessimist

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Yah. I like people who hate people :)

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Yeah, I hate you, too, Rudy! LOL!

I know what you did!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

As if being married would make a difference!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

@RavenCT How? You don't think men in relationships masturbate? The couple is not joined at the hip, so when the urge strikes, better the hand than knocking on your neighbor's door!

Our Startling First Glimpse of the Far Side of the Moon - SciShow Space [youtube.com]

tinebean comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Fascinating!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

I'll try to keep them coming!

I hate it when a woman does that!

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I love a smart woman. With a good sense of humor, and not afraid to tell me when I'm wrong. So Smart, strong, funny, fuck i want to date a female me.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Hopefully without the facial hair!

Uh,... er..., um

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

She ain't got none. (anymore)

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Did she go all the way?

I think she's got him...

KKGator comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I love it when the person with the biggest balls in the rooms is a woman!!!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

In that room it certainly is!

I love this! My sentiments towards the religious....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

But, when I say it, it sounds classy. LMAO!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Plus, I wear a fedora...makes all the difference!

Amber Says What: Kamala Harris Is Running for President, Beyoncé Shopping at Target - Late Night ...

Science-guy comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Can’t stand her. She may have something of importance to say but that voice...?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 24, 2019:

Just curious, do you like Lewis Black?

A flip-flop will also work. You know, if it's summer, or you're in the South.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Or, just hand me your top. Now, that would distract me!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@KKGator I'll treasure it always! & put it in the special case where I keep your...er,...never mind!

A lil demented

bookofmorons comments on Jan 23, 2019:

guess the nasty stuff includes you

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Sciops Isn't that the whole point of memes???

That took a turn...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Well, me, personally, just went grocery shopping, fed the cats & had dinner. I think my gut did expand a bit, but that could be the Kilt Lifters!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

& before anybody makes a comment... https://www.fourpeaks.com/beers/mainstays/kilt-lifter/

Just like religion, it's easier than thinking

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I'm not smart enough to figure out that diagram...

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

Yeah, the one on the right gives me a headache, too!

Who could this be?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Lookin' good, kid!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@UrsiMajor You are very welcome, & thanks to you!

Intermission time.. again!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

We'll see how long it lasts this time. There is NO full frontal. There is NO porn. & tho I think he ought to wash his hair & put some pants on, I don't think I'll cry to Mommy!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@mistymoon77 (A little bit???)

Grigori Rasputin: The Devil Incarnate - Biographics [youtube.]

GuyKeith comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Yes, this is really it.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@GuyKeith I will not inquire why.

Is the Atheist Community a Cult? - Genetically Modified Skeptic [youtube.com]

Marine comments on Jan 23, 2019:

No Cults are always controlling and demeaning . If anything atheists are the most uncontrolled people on the planet.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

As was mentioned, & I've heard it before, like herding cats...

Love is dangerous

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Rudy1962 & the only thing that cured it was...cowbells?

I'll never understand...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Well OK then

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Rudy1962 I guess it works for the bees.

Get all the facts, and don't eliminate the ones you don't like. White washing is real.

MojoDave comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Good luck achieving that!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@glennlab Post a link!

How was your day, dearies?

OldGoat43 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Isn't there one for feeling horny?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@OldGoat43 The eggplant?

I'll never understand...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Well OK then

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@tnorman1236 Of course, when the guts spill a pheromone is released which calls & enrages all the other bees. So, at least when you die you know you got your bros to avenge you!

He's not that muscular

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

He's too lazy to do the workouts to get that much in shape.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty, @glennlab Wouldn't be getting those in prison unless he was giving head to the guards as well as the AB!

Home made parking sensors.

KKGator comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I have a deep and abiding appreciation for their sense of humor, and practical nature. Always been a fan of the rubber chicken. I have no explanation as to why.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

I won't even speculate. I value my skin!

Continuing with the ramen theme

Mofferatu comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Estimated loss to students everywhere : life.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Captnron59 The main reason I won't eat them now!

The dangers of Marijuana

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

You see, you see! I told you! Demon weed!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@actofdog Well, whether improper or not, you just can't like your own Post.

Ah those Russians

Captnron59 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Enjoy!!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@actofdog I doubt he'd get most of them!

Every nurse has these friends

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

@Pralina1, &...what say you?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

&, @RavenCT, what do you think?

Every nurse has these friends

Captnron59 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Watch out...we have nurses!!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

You WISH you had our nurses!!! LOL!

Bad uncle Bert...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Is the tall guy Conan O'Brian/O'Brien?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

Was gonna say the same thing! Sure as hell looks like it!

We need more

Babyoda comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Hello my name is André an I am a weirdo,I have been obsessed with this group for a month. Good one Capt. funny.I was looking at the grid of members and imagining winning the lottery and flying in all these members for a party.Everyone here would be the funniest guy or girl in the room.That is a ...

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

A number of small "reunions" have happened so far. I would love to see one on a larger scale. Ron can supply the... & we'll see if we can stand each other in the flesh! I think most of us would!

enough little johnny jokes,

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I believe "The Talk" is overdue!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@glennlab That girl is going to be super-popular & super-hated at any school she goes to!

Never let a boy have a dangerous option, he WILL fuck up.

Captnron59 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

That's gonna leave a mark

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

& a permanent fear of slides!

Makes total sense.

Babyoda comments on Jan 23, 2019:

R'amen

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@actofdog Much of the FSM mythos has an additional "pirate" theme intertwined with it. I don't know how it originated, or why. I, personally, think it confuses things & diminishes it.

Makes total sense.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Yeah, makes total sense! Blood sacrifice infuses the Old Testament & "bleeds over" (pun intended) into the New. Human sacrifice was probably the norm with the precursors of the eventual Hebrews that wrote the bibble, (note many references to offerings of the "firstborn"), & then either changed into,...

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@glennlab Yeah, but they didn't mind slaughter or slavery, & still accepted the occasional human sacrifice, i.e. Jepthah!

Makes total sense.

Babyoda comments on Jan 23, 2019:

R'amen

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@actofdog May the Parmesan be with you! (Tho, I still get confused how the whole pirate thing became entangled with the FSM???)

It's bad when human relations knows your name.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Of course, Ron is still here, so anything can happen!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

Just to be fair, & to make sure he sees this & gets a chance to respond...@Captnron59!!!

You really can't argue with that...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Can't I laugh at myself?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

May as well, everyone else does! (Sorry, bro, you set yourself up for that!)

Makes total sense.

KKGator comments on Jan 23, 2019:

What a crap dad that one is!!! Good thing he doesn't exist!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

Like all other "gods", obviously (hu)man-made, with human faults & human emotions. & most obviously human-motivated rules & laws!

Makes total sense.

Babyoda comments on Jan 23, 2019:

R'amen

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

& no blood involved, well, unless you count the meatballs!

The dangers of Marijuana

Robecology comments on Jan 23, 2019:

We have to stop dismissing or joking about "pot dangers". The illegality of it makes a lot of users paranoid. It makes your pulse speed up and changes your heartbeat pattern....I was high, decades ago... when I went for an EKG and the doc recommended surgery.....until I confessed. If folks die ...

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

I have NEVER heard of a pot overdose. It may be possible now with the rise, both in use of & potency of, edibles, but even then. Do you have any studies or actual statistics to attest to this?

Some days...

Shouldbefishing comments on Jan 22, 2019:

In before lock.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Shouldbefishing BTW, thank you for responding in such a great way! I really apreciate it!

Some days...

Shouldbefishing comments on Jan 22, 2019:

In before lock.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Shouldbefishing You didn't rain on any parade at all. I just honestly thought that if you wanted to "point whore", instead of the same old, what I considered "boring" nothing, you could honestly make a real comment, funny or not. I know you have more creativity than that & I expected more from you. If you are able & inclined, sure, go for that first comment & grab those double points. Hell, I don't mind if I'm able to pick them up. I was just hoping you'd be more on target with them, that's all. I, too, don't understand the amount of censorship that has developed here, & it's counter-productive. It makes the posters angry to have content they Post removed with no explanation, no reason & in what seems an arbitrary manner, so they get suspicious, angry & just decide to re-post the material anyway! No improvement was made & bad feelings were incurred! Mickey Mouse & just plain dumb! I wasn't censuring you, or trying to censor you, I, honestly, was just getting bored with the same old thing!

A Mirror Image of Our Universe May Have Existed Before the Big Bang [space.com]

Dhiltong comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Physics is getting pretty good at coming up with mathematical equations that can predict how the universe works. But there are still a lot of questions that are beyond human comprehension.....

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

There may always be, but we keep on trying!

He's ba-a-a-ack!

Captnron59 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Right over my head

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

You really have to join my Group... https://agnostic.com/group/ScienceHealthHistoryBits

Makes sense to me

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I don't know, kid. Why don't they just build condos on the river with heated pools & an 18-hole golf course. Why not just hire a bunch of Mexicans to haul the water for them. Why not figure out why before opening your stupid mouth, eh?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@Captnron59 the kid's a bitch! She needs to be slapped! Oh, wait, that's you! LOL!

Cough medicine of champions.

KKGator comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients. Oh man, that really makes me want to try it!!!!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

What could it hurt, & I bet it does help!

Some days...

Shouldbefishing comments on Jan 22, 2019:

In before lock.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

Really getting old.

Florida is male?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I don't get the male joke. But they can come to Nebraska when it's -40...

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

One of the five of the fifty I've never been to, & the others are all right there, & I am in no hurry to finish the list!

Florida is male?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I don't get the male joke. But they can come to Nebraska when it's -40...

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

I see no earthly reason to go to Nebraska for any reason in any season!

Florida is male?

RobertMartin comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Took me a minute to get that one

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

Yeah,...right...

Lovely sounds we all love

BudFrank comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Shoes on gravel might not be pleasant if the son of the last guy whose neck you snapped is after you

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@dartagnan6666 It was his son...

Intermission.

Captnron59 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Their not falling out...

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@Captnron59 In her boobs? Don't worry, I'll check!

Physical representation of the word "sorry".

KKGator comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That's exactly what it feels like.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

Sorry!

Thanks to @kensmile4u.

KKGator comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Oh, look!!!! 45 has found YET another way to stiff people on services rendered. Just like the old days, before he was a "civil servant". Seriously. Just how much more of this are we going to tolerate?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@Robecology Love it!

Is the Atheist Community a Cult? - Genetically Modified Skeptic [youtube.com]

Amisja comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Ok what I am proposing is this. 1. We'll buy a ranch somewhere reasonably isolated. I am a fair and magnaminous supreme leader, I have £30 to throw in the pot. Now I suggest a small contribution of all your worldly goods should be adequate. 2. We'll all work the land (well obviously not me) and ...

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

Well, I'll go along with the "Oh, hell no, Jayney" bit!!! LOL!

A Mirror Image of Our Universe May Have Existed Before the Big Bang [space.com]

tinebean comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Fascinating! Difficult for me to wrap my head around too.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

I love the ones where you have to read them (or in the case of videos, watch them) multiple times to make sure you got it. Good mental exercise!

The Russian model we thought was dead is alive and well - according to this article anyway.

TheDoubter comments on Jan 22, 2019:

i can't access it

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@UrsiMajor I got it, tho I don't know if I believe anyone in this. Certainly not TASS!

Thanks to @kensmile4u.

KKGator comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Oh, look!!!! 45 has found YET another way to stiff people on services rendered. Just like the old days, before he was a "civil servant". Seriously. Just how much more of this are we going to tolerate?

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

I really, really can't wait for "Mueller Time"!!!

Everything I learned, I learned from Rock & Roll!

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Momma Mia

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@glennlab You are obviously not even a Rock & Roll acolyte! May ABBA songs haunt you when you are trying to sleep!

Dogged by a Stupid question - AronRa [youtube.com]

Amisja comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I LOVE AronRa.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

That makes two of us!

Egyptians were way ahead of their time...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

& I seriously wonder at times how far this will go.

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

Also, stolen!

Everything I learned, I learned from Rock & Roll!

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Momma Mia

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

How dare you mix up Queen & ABBA! Philistine!

It's a whopper!

Pralina1 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

U can laugh all u want people ! In surgery , and post op care , ANYTIME WITH ABDOMINAL SURGERY OF ANY TYPE , Nobody leaves house until we see the brown baby . U better fart and u better poop . Personally I pray to the gods of poops every x I see abdominal surgery in the menu Bcz if not any delivery ...

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@Pralina1 I won't go into what I've been going through the past few days. At least I kept it home! I've been just miserable, tho! I will say that Magnesium Citrate works, tho it feels like I did 1,000 crunches!!! My poor tummy!

It's a whopper!

Pralina1 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

U can laugh all u want people ! In surgery , and post op care , ANYTIME WITH ABDOMINAL SURGERY OF ANY TYPE , Nobody leaves house until we see the brown baby . U better fart and u better poop . Personally I pray to the gods of poops every x I see abdominal surgery in the menu Bcz if not any delivery ...

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

Didn't know whether to put a "laugh" like for this or a sympathetic "hug". I went for laugh, 'cause, ya' gotta laugh!

Car melting juice

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Some of Snoop's gin-&-juice!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

Not to be confused with @jenandjuice1111!

Seriously, it's getting hot in here.

Essie comments on Jan 22, 2019:

The othe planets comments tho???

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

Yeah, those make it, for sure!

Seriously, it's getting hot in here.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Most excellent! (Said in a Bill & Ted voice!)

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

Or, maybe Wayne & Garth!

Blurry pics are a must!

Captnron59 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That and big foot

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

I think the aliens sell the technology to Bigfoot!

Happiest day!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

All the romantic women on this here dating site...LMAO!!!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@Pralina1 At least I got you laughing this morning! Have a great one, dear!

Happiest day!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

All the romantic women on this here dating site...LMAO!!!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@Pralina1 Here's an imaginary swat to your tush, in return! (P.S. Since it's imaginary I managed to get a little squeeze in, too!)

Happiest day!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

All the romantic women on this here dating site...LMAO!!!

phxbillcee replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@Pralina1 Not into fishing, eh?