Here endeth the lesson ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

I feel the same way...

Happy Darwin Day !

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

In His Honor... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StA25JPtWlk

AZ Atheist Lawmaker: “In God We Trust” License Plate Funds Christian Hate Group | Hemant Mehta |...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:

& I've seen nothing of this in the paper here or on the news! What a surprise!

That one has to be smoking

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I think they have a clue who the clientele for that floor will be!

Welcome new member GwenBFree.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Welcome!

M O F A ....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I hope it's not too late!

R I P .....douche!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Sent him to join all my hooker playmates!

Or an interest free loan I gave the government....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

& then you are supposed to report your refund the next year as income?!? Yeah, tax me again on money I lent you assholes!

Arise you workers from your slumber....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

It is, along with the stupid "USA< USA" jingoism. But I hate that mother fucker! Crowder would never put that on a sign, he's a fan of mandatory patriotism & all things fascist!

....and Neopolitan ice cream!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

& probably that wooden spoon with the thick handle!

I hate it when people criticize my food before I eat it...it's like food trolling.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Love those Responses!

I'll take a dozen...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I'll even settle for a "Pretty Damn Fine" Ass Biscuit!

I love Neil Gaiman....nuff said

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

& "American Gods", tho maybe my favorite, is not his only great work at all! Yeah, he's a treasure, let's not give him back to the Brits, ok?

Can't stand stalkers.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

A divorce won't necessarily stop that! Nor an Order of Protection!

Well, then there's that.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I'm really looking forward to the pillaging. I need a date for Valentine's Day!

My plans...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

sssorrryy toygh toooo tyupe witth just on handddd!!!!!

Not what she was expecting.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Love him laughing in the background there!

Now that would be something!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

That is one hell of a glory-hole!

I most certainly don’t

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Good one!

Very hard choice

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Well, she always has this as a fallback!

Making the bacon

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Don't bother, guys. That egg is fried.

Stunning resemblance

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

How dare you denigrate Beavis & Butthead like that!

Well played

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Sneak a peek at her Social Security card!

Ahhhh hell no

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

When cleaning the dishes is just too much!

Ahhhh hell no

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Well, it tasted fine the first time I ate it!

Leave the dog alone

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

& where were you, Sharon? I was scared & looked for you & found these, instead, so...go to hell, Sharon!

Allegedly it is UK National Pun Day.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Should I re-run all mine from earlier, or do a whole new batch?

Thinking is overrated...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Seems to be working for you!

It wasn't me...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Don't tell tRump!

But,but,but,but

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Would you believe...

Party.......

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Now,...get me the fuck down!

Peeping Tom

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Actually, sees the bird in the birdbath & thinks to self, "Is it soup, yet?"

You aren't even trying....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I'm pretty sure I was in the '70's, & probably off & on since. Now, probably in an inactive file since that's pretty much what I've become, in too many ways!

Gomez Addams ??

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

The TV show (& Movies) was so much better than the Munsters, & the characters were so much more original & unique! Just loved 'em!

She must have been awfully good.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Would have been really interesting if "she" was one...

It just doesn't add up.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I had a statistics lab in college. I never knew how close I came, I guess!

Looks like it.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Serves you right for drinking that pisswater!

I think he may be in trouble.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I think he'd be in trouble no matter what. That candy bar seems accurate as hell!

A psychic told me the winning numbers for the lotto last week.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

A sham is a scam is a con. Good money to be made, if one could live with themselves. P.T. Barnum was right!

Ok, fess up! which one of you is this?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Lock her up! Lock her up!

Simple simple simple

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Unfortunately, the anti-vaxxers seem to want to bring that whole list back!

This SHOULD be enough.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

This does leave us with few reasonable choices...

Bad taste is encouraged....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

It means the selfish bastard is trying to claim the whole gallon of ice cream for himself!

GawdAwful shows his true colors.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Was ambivalent on rape, as he hated to see property damaged, & was just hunky-dory with genocide, wether he or his chosen people carried it out. Yeah, all in all just a peach!

Can't make fun of tree-huggers.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I only make fun of tree-huggers when they forget to brush the bark from their clothes.

What?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

None, my brain, however sees them flickering all over. I've always loved this optical illusion! this one's pretty cool, too...

Speaking of abortion.....and we were.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Yep, that's about it.

Check out these frozen methane bubbles in a lake. Pretty cool. [twitter.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

They are, that's why I posted it over a week ago!!! LOL! https://agnostic.com/group/ScienceHealthHistoryBits/post/278124/avantgardens-millions-of-frozen-methane-bubbles-in-abraham-lake-alberta-canada-https-www Just yanking your chain, keep posting cool stuff, & don't worry about it!

Trevor Noah says firing people for blackface controversies "doesn't solve the problem" ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I tend to agree, somewhat. Blackface was still idiotic and wrong in the '80's, tho not as toxic as now, obviously, & certainly shows a lack of judgment, tho we are talking about college students for the most part, but context does have to come in play, & the idea of "zero tolerance", before that standard was imposed, strikes me as overkill. The governor still handled it ineptly, tho, & while that may not rise to the level of dismissal, does put his career into a different focus.

Just reached the giddy heights of level 9.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

& you are NOT listed on the Main Page of the Site as a "Top Contributor"!!! Somebody dropped the ball here @Admin! At any rate, Congratulations!

Why are people so hostile towards President Donald Trump?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Wonderfully stated & accurate as hell. Thanks, Rick! Mr. O'Leary did an excellent job here.

New rules and regulations for all meme groups ... I got my eye on you!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Watch away, Kaitlyn, but we ain't changin' nuttin'!!!

They really stuck it to me

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Now I question everything!

Flip that burder

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

The entertaining part would be watching some of these weekend warriors try to light a charcoal grill with gasoline! I hope the sprinkler system works!

Dreaming of a beach somewhere warm

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

You drink 'em bot' up!

I think I know who's going to like this one...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Well, me, for one.

What the fuss is about

phxbillcee comments on Feb 11, 2019:

The only "race" is the human race.

Unpleasant thought

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Back before landscaping became so common, I consumed more than that it one "meal"!

The guy is crazy

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Autism is the least of that douchebag's problems!

And I thought worrying about the upcoming blizzard was stressful

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Are we talkin' iguanas or Godzilla?

Your cheating heart

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Bitches be like that!

I'm lmao btw

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Of course some of us said... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Judgmental

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I wonder what these fish were doing...

I can see why they'd be excited....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Oh, the irony!

...but the struggle is still real.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

For me...

This one is for @phxbillcee

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Super! Ship her to me tomorrow! (& I shoot blanks, so I'll try all the positions! & I won't need an Owners Manual, I've had similar models in the past!)

Or on AG....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

But, Eric,...

Gotta get me one....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

How the hell am I gonna match that green?

It's a metaphor people!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

No, I don't believe I've met her before...

Methane....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner CH4 is made!

I need this sign over my desk....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

You're assuming they can read!

Well, do they??????????????

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Made by your children, around the corner.

Caterwauling

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Must be the Whitney Houston version!

Awwww..........this explains sooooooooooooooooo much.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyXz6eMCj2k

This says "Today I am a towel''

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Je vais me secher les mains dans l'autre piece (I will dry my hands in the other room.)

Who do you want to spend Valentine's Day with?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Or,...

Valentine's Day surprise.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Hell, this'll work!

Trumpertantrum

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Goes along with...

Romantic valentine.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

"Dew" them first. Not near as much fun after you've had them mounted. Learned that the hard way! (Did you know that taxidermists usually just place the skin on a wood or clay frame? I didn't the first time, &...well, splinters...)

Temple of Doom?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

If only that annoying kid from "Temple of Doom" went, too!

They sound like the same thing.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I used to actually get a few of the latter!

Mbop......

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

They all look like they're ready to cry!

....yet no one even thanked me.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Thanks for not getting blood on the floor, Eric!

Some Whovian humor for my BBC members.....(yes, the pun is intended)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Happens to all of us as we get older!

The future is now....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Plus ca change plus c'est la meme chose

For those of you looking to score some Christian poontang....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Being with you fills me with impure thoughts, & the desire to improvise!!!

I'll take a little of each....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I'll settle for "slightly miffed" sex!

Void friendly, kinky sex memes are my favorites....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Do garrotes count?

Somebody always has to ruin it....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Love that "maintaining eye contact"!

The night I lost control... (Today's cheese ???)

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

& can I just say, damn that's a clean unworn keyboard!

Get him!.....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I'd rather you brought us flying cars!

You know who you are....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Are any in the Group?

Safer sex....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Sure, baby, but first, sign this, & this, initial this,...

Freaking Magnets....how do they work?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

No, but you may visit @Pralina1 in the ER!

Looks better than the SB Half time show anyway...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

He's not gonna sing any Maroon 5 is he?

Murica....F'yeah!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Too fuckin' true. Or the troops, or disrespecting the flag, basically, just don't rock the boat & it'll all be "great" again!!!

Easy mistake to make....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

If it's your kid's, I'd go with the first interpretation!

Ah youth....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Hell, that one's a "regert" right now!

Now you know my secret....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

So you stop looking when you find that & don't find the bottle of scotch & bag of 'ludes!

It'll be a great outfit to bury the little tyke....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Their research staff hard at work...