Life: "Was it GOOD for you, Cowboy?" Me: "Not recently..."

phxbillcee comments on Feb 5, 2019:

It ought to, it's left my situation in smoking ruins a time or two!

The BLAST Supper by DaVinci!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 5, 2019:

There's a LOT of these...( & these are just a few on a theme, the variation is amazing!)

Some useful meditation techniques

phxbillcee comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Simple, yet effective!

Don't you just hate that!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 5, 2019:

He may not have to worry about having any more kids!

I'm sure they'll live

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I'll send you a priest, bub!

Useless.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Let's all help out...

He doesn't really look that good

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Weedickius!

What a jokester

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I've reposted this in a few FB Groups with the caption "This is how rumors get started...", lets see how it goes! Thanks!

And he wasn't even watching

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Yeah, he's pissed at the NFL this year, too!

To make up for the lack of Frank Herbert memes here of late....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Sorry I haven't Dune that lately!

Now I feel better about it

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Oh, I never...what's the word? Did you know that 20 years ago I,...Were you talking to me?

It has 17 years....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I'll be 65 this year. In a way, this has already happened!

Atlas took a dump...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

& then when he takes a piss, too, we add the writing of Deepak Chopra & Jordan Peterson! Or would that be piss & then puke?

Speaking of nipples....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Not a ripple in the news or internet with a shirtless Levine (tho the performance didn't fare as well!), but a split-second nip-slip with Jackson & the whole world imploded! Yeah, I'd say a double standard, & shows how juvenile our culture & so many of its people are! Grow up, already! It's a boob, or a nip,...we all have them! (I had a "friend", female type, that had three! Took me all of two seconds to adjust!!!)

A while ago, I posted a meme that said some of the nicest people you meet are covered in tattoos, ...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

He's not Juan I want to meet!

WTF Luke!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Wait 'til Luke gets a look at Batgirl!

Welcome new member dixonrs85.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Welcome!

Fuck that guy! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I liked Bladerunner, Alien, 2001 & even A Boy & His Dog better, honestly!

Worst Batman?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Worst Batman, maybe George Clooney (definitely worst suit) or maybe Ben Affleck. My favorite, Michael Keaton!

Man test...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Notice, the two women by the kiosk are checking her out, tho!

You know my type.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

That's why you hang out here!

I know you are out there, fess up!!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Hey, I got two loads of laundry done!

do you see them?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I found the women!!!

Kids and their ideas

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Better be eating a lot of Chipotle, then!

The Burger King

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Hard to argue with dysentery!

I'll drop a little knowledge here...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Still looking for the OP logo!

Good old Ron.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

It's on his official letterhead & everything!

Well, that's kinda rough.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

& the one underneath it should read, "Happy never another birthday!"

...Cold out?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Now that is al dente!

Words of wisdom

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Ah, that "yet" word...

Advantage of having uninformed friends

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Hey! Don't forget (Shameless Plug {tm} time), ... https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews !

Doesn't seem fair to her

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

The idea that a man can do that with nary a raised eyebrow & a nip-slip by a woman causes meltdowns nationwide just shows how idiotic the whole thing is. It's all natural & we all have them, this society, & many of its members, need to grow the fuck up!

How do you feel about Polls asking how you feel about Polls?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Black Forest, please!

When the universe laughs.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I see so many things in that! Regardless, I've Posted this before, & I'm sure I will again, but one of my favorite Nat Lamp bits... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk

Splurging.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Been there,...getting poorer! Social Security is not a career fast-track!

Reminds me of taking a bath.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

In your case I bet the erosion is a lot more pronounced!

List of assassinated Roman and Byzantine Emperors.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Interesting theory, tho I don't think we have to go to that length. I doubt the wealthy would want that kind of force around in case they became targets. There would, in any age, be ready people to do "the deeds"!

Never knew he said that

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I've Posted this before, but I believe it is fitting here...Tho this is a perceptive quote, Freud's or not! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ViZipJUcD0

Ever notice that?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Either Hey-Zeus was a virgin or he had Mary Magdalene on the side. Or, even more likely, as they seemed to be together all the damn time, the whole apostles thing was just one big circle-jerk!

Welcome new members dixonrs85 and Meme0309.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Welcome y'all!

Phd. = Piled Higher & Deeper

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

That sounds authentic to me!!!

Still looking

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

When its not a bad thing that hers is bigger than yours!

I'm just gonna leave this here

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I really don't know what to say to that. Maybe, I don't blame him, or, why did you come in the first place?, or, at least it's not porn,...

Go fig yerself?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Just as petulant as tRump!

Bedtime stories from the Bible.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Always one of the sicker stories in a very sick book, imo!

Super Bowl be like...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Last ten minutes made up for it! (& all I watched!)

Road trip...apply in the comments. No pm's lol.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

In the parking lots of some states the folks in the lot would just grab their rifles from the racks of their pick-ups & start pugging away! Especially in the Walmart parking lots!

We can take the white bus I bought.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I told you they were real!

Gift ideas...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

There were a series of these that got posted some time back. Guess which one got major grief?!?

Ahhh what a nice friend

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I've seen this one, but I like yours better...I love those faces!!!

Redneck dog

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

If xtians are descended from Jews, why are there still Jews???

Live dangerously

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I've got cats. There is always a limit on nap time! LOL!

Don't even try

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

& so many never, ever, ever get this!

Poor babies.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

My heart blee..., hell, no it don't! A progressive tax will not stop earners earning, producers producing or investors investing. It will just help even things out a bit more so the one's having the most difficulty may actually get a hand up & be able to afford healthcare & a higher education! Therefore they may one day be able to pay a higher tax percent, too! Anyone that still thinks trickle-down works...

Something I'd do for sure.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Just can't please some people!

Ooooo Oh!!! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Then I just bit the fucker!

Let's change the intermission!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Looks like Ashton Kutcher.

Sounds right to me! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Yeah, but they did it again. Gotta give 'em credit, if not love!

Coincide or kismet?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

That's cold! (Literally!)

+/- +/+ -/-

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Science-nerd memes!!! Even better than "yo mama" memes!

Your mom...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Another good "yo mama" meme! Kudos!

If it happened tomorrow. I would.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

No! I will let nothing "absorb" me! I'd love to talk with them, or try, & there is obviously things to learn from them, on many levels, but I'm not getting "absorbed" by any damn thing & will fight to the death to prevent it! Religion or aliens!

A vowel movement??

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Dave, ...that's one!!! LOL!

Now, I see his power!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Makes one question the commitment, & intelligence, of the ancient Hebrew's! Not being an anti-Semite, being anti-idiocy!

I'm surprised I have to make this post a full year after starting this group.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Thanks for the support, Boss!

Ill hide you seek!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Gee, I wonder why that might be?

I'm not sure how it works but seems to be true

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Damn, it screws up their whole face! & their personalities (if they ever had one to begin with!).

Yep that pretty much sums it up.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Ah, I love the smell of Chaos in the morning!

Movie night

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

When I was a kid we had one TV for the house, & very limited choices, & you watched what the parents wanted, or went to study. Those were the choices! There were 5 kids in my family & we did NOT get a say!

Where messages go to die

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Just like "chain letters". I just automatically delete, the dire "warnings" fall on deaf ears.

Argument for sex ed

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Unfortunately, Sex Ed, or lack thereof, in many schools, even supposedly public/secular ones!

What a ripoff!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

& some actually listen to this guy???

I should be more successful than I am.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I guess it depends on who you masturbate!

I would never have known...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Actually, you see that a lot with all these people taking videos on their phones of an atrocity taking place, but do nothing. Usually not even a 911 call! Reminds me of the Kitty Genovese case, & it's just gotten worse!

Sorry Pat's fans

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Just the opposite of "Deflate-gate"!!!

Putting it into perspective.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Not rumors,...Police Reports! LOL!

Not two, but one.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

At least he didn't go straight to disrobing!

Smile, this shit is funny.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Never did like jello, now more of a reason to detest it! What will be really funny is trying to sort out whose dentures are whose!

The last post appears first

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

We can show a side that can be tough to show in RL, & let out how twisted we really are!

Trump memes are the best

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

All good, but that first one is great!

Don't discriminate

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Totally depends on the type of bitch!

I understand lady

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Well, she likely is "doing her", BOB sales are doing very well, I hear!

Selfish attitude

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Hard to believe you're single!!!

Don't kill me

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

LOL! You almost ruined Spaghetti Carbonara for me,...almost!

Sometimes it feels like it

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I'd love to see what led up to that!

I might do this

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

But I bet Hobby Lobby will change it quick! I have no doubt their owners are big supporters! I'd rather support Michael's or any other place than them!

This is a little over the top

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

It can take a toll, for sure!

Dive right in

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Naked isn't necessary, but neither is a jungle! A little landscaping is a good thing!

Better alone than sharing a cell with Bubba

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Or, Ben Dover!

poor Joe!!!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

At least Obama knew & appreciated science, unlike our current "stable genius"!

Best advise I've heard lately

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Not a bad path to take, almost any time.

Great advise for all of us. Too bad I'll ignore it

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Tim is welcome in this Group, then! Well, as long as he has some good memes, that is!

Is that YOU, Harambe?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!

Cross between Old Spice chili & Brut beer

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

That is so rite! (LOL!)

If this were a title of a book, bet it would sell a few copies.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGa70tVYVKo

Checkin for cracks.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Up to at least the second knuckle,... of every finger!

Beer nuts anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

To go along with his Scotch Eggs!

One big prickly dude.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

That looks far too close for comfort!

Hate it when that happens.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

If you're doing three-ways with 2 guys & a woman, the guys better be good friends!

Impregnate and still kicking?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

The outer vehicle for it, however, is getting a little creaky!